Chapter 133: The three-year mode of one pregnancy and stupidity is officially opened

Since going out for a walk with You Mi that night, Monkey Xiaoxin has regained the feeling when the two were in love.

So, every time after dinner, Monkey Xiaoxin would take You Mi's hand and stroll in the park next to the community.

"Monkey Xiaoxin, have I become ugly since I got pregnant?" Since she became pregnant, You Mi has been without makeup, so that even she rarely looks in the mirror herself.

After all, after being a goblin for a long time, after being beaten back to human form, there are still some things that can't be accepted.

"No, it's just that I don't wear makeup, my complexion is darker, my eyebrows are sparse, and my eyes are less bright. And..."Looking at You Mi's increasingly ugly face, Monkey Xiaoxin immediately shut up.

"Ahem, but I don't think the fat powder is stained with color, and I lightly sweep the moth eyebrows towards the Supreme..."

"Okay, anyway, I'm going to work in a few days, and you don't have to face me at any time except at night." You Mi is impatient.

Since You Mi has been on vacation, Monkey Xiaoxin has been coming back for dinner at noon, as long as she is fine, she will drill home, and she wants to accompany You Mi more, so as not to be bored.

"So fast?" Monkey Xiaoxin feels that You Mi hasn't taken a long vacation!

"Fast? I've been on leave for more than a month, and I've run out of marriage leave and annual leave, so I'm almost out of maternity leave. You Mi muttered.

"Do you want to go? If you don't want to go, take personal leave, it's a big deal to resign, anyway, I can afford to support you. Monkey Xiaoxin simply took You Mi and said.

"Heh, I'm afraid that if I don't go to work again, you'll get tired of my dull-skinned, sparse eyebrows, and dull eyes!" You Mi snorted coldly.

"No, even if your complexion becomes Gu Tianle's second and your eyebrows are completely gone, I won't get tired of looking at you. There is only a wife in the world, and a man with a wife is a treasure ......" Monkey Xiaoxin began to pat his ass without discipline again, and did not forget to put his head on You Mi's shoulder, blinking his small eyes, and discharging towards You Mi.

"Don't curse me, if my eyebrows really fall out one day, I will immediately shave the hair on your body!" You Mi slapped Monkey Xiaoxin's head with a palm.

"Do you shave underneath too?" Monkey Xiaoxin covered his lips with his hands in horror.

"What do you say?" You Mi raised his eyebrows and looked at Monkey Xiaoxin, slightly threatening.

"Don't! No! Monkey Xiaoxin covered his mouth and kept shaking his head, pretending to be pitiful.

"Alright! Don't be disgusting to us little monkeys. You Mi glanced at Monkey Xiaoxin and said.

"Ahem, little monkey, that person just now wasn't Baba, Baba was just taken by a neuropath." Monkey Xiaoxin became serious in seconds, and he didn't forget to brush his hair and show his most handsome side.

"Hey, actually, if I stay at home every day, I'll get moldy sooner or later!" You Mi said with his cheeks puffed.

In fact, You Mi is also very entangled, if she doesn't go to work, she is afraid of being bored, and when she goes to work, she feels tired, and when she thinks of her pile of documents and forms, You Mi feels a headache.

Since having the little monkey, Yumi has become more and more reluctant to think about complex problems.

Once she accompanied the monkey mother to buy fruits, and saw that the bananas in that house were good, but they were a bit expensive, asking for 8 yuan a catty.

So, You Mi used the bargaining power she had cultivated over the years and began to bargain with the boss.

"Cheaper, 6 pieces!" You Mi said.

"I'm good at this banana, 7 pieces!" The boss said.

"6 pieces!" You Mi still insisted.

"How much do you buy? Two pounds are counted as 15 pounds, three pounds are counted as 20 pounds, and four pounds are counted as 24 pounds. The boss said.

"Uh... Two catties 15, three catties 20, four catties 24. Mom, which is more cost-effective? "You Mi calculated for a long time, but he didn't figure out which one was more cost-effective.

"Hahaha, of course it's the most cost-effective for four catties and 24, but we can't eat that much, boss, let's come to three catties." Mother Monkey laughed.

So, after going out to buy something, You Mi stood silently by the side of the monkey mother and stopped talking.

"Okay, then let's go to work first, and when you think about what to do, I'll do it again, and I'll support you in whatever you do anyway." Saying that, Monkey Xiaoxin took advantage of the fact that there was no one around, lowered his head, and took a sip on You Mi's face.

Tonight's morning glow, it seems that it is reluctant to go, and it hangs reluctantly on the horizon, fainting out the brightest orange red......

On Monday morning, Yoomi put on a black Korean tweed coat, a gray cashmere sweater with an A-line hem, and a pair of black flat-heeled Martin boots, pulled her hair up, put on some makeup suitable for pregnant women, and went out in good spirits.

"Wife, you are so beautiful today!" Monkey Xiaoxin smiled and leaned down and fastened Youmi's seat belt.

"Wait!" You Mi suddenly shouted.

"What's wrong?" Monkey Xiaoxin raised his head and looked at You Mi.

"I forgot my wallet." As he spoke, he pushed away Monkey Xiaoxin and ran home.

"Wife, slow down!" Monkey Xiaoxin hurriedly followed.

"Xiaoyou, what's wrong?" Mother Monkey looked at You Mi's anxious appearance and asked.

"Mom, I forgot to take my wallet." With that, he rushed into the bedroom.

Found the wallet in another bag, Yumi looked at the time on his phone and found that it was almost half past eight, and the office work time was nine o'clock.

"Whew! It's still too late. You Mi sighed, and after reading the time, he threw his phone into the bag, and then ran out again.

"Mom, I'm leaving." After speaking, You Mi "blew away" like a gust of wind.

"Slow down, kid." Mother Monkey shouted.

"Wife, have you found your wallet?" Monkey Xiaoxin stopped You Mi at the elevator door and asked.

Monkey Xiaoxin felt that pregnancy did not reduce Youmi's athletic ability, and that girl ran faster than herself.

"Found it, hurry, it's going to be late." With that, You Mi pulled Monkey Xiaoxin into the elevator.

Finally, at 8:51 in time, You Mi entered the office.

"Whew! Luckily I wasn't late. Yumi sat down in his chair and exhaled.

Hey? Why is this chair so hard to sit on!

You Mi stood up and looked at it, it was his own chair, why hadn't he sat for more than a month, and the comfort had been reduced?

"Sister You, you're here, why haven't you gotten fat?" Xiao Wang also stepped into the office.

"Xiaolin, my flesh grows on my stomach!" You Mi opened his coat and pointed to Xiao Wang's stomach.

"Sister You, I'm Xiao Wang..."Xiao Wang was a little inexplicable, thinking, was You Mi replaced by someone?

"Oh, I always think of Sister Lin, hahaha!" You Mi smiled, thinking to himself that he was mentally retarded again.

"Who is talking to me early in the morning?" Cao Cao really couldn't say it, and Sister Lin also stepped on the point and walked in.

People in Youmi's office like to step on the dots to get to work.

"Isn't this a great beauty?" After Sister Lin saw You Mi, she happily ran over and hugged her, "Why aren't you fat at all?" ”

"It's on the belly." Yumi pointed to her stomach.

After chatting with the people in the office, You Mi officially entered the working state.

Ten minutes later, You Mi raised his head from the computer and looked at Xiao Wang, "Xiao Wang, how do you wrap lines in the excel cell?" ”

"Uh, did you forget?" Xiao Wang looked at You Mi, a little inexplicable, you know, You Mi is the best excel in the office.

"I've found that my IQ has been plummeting since I got pregnant." You Mi scratched her head and said embarrassedly.

"Normal, this is just the beginning, when you give birth, you will find that your IQ is not plummeting, but the helicopter crashed, boom, and fell rapidly!" Sister Lin added.

"Huh? It's horrible. You Mi was frightened, her IQ was not too high, in addition to being able to beat Xiao Yu, every member of the girlfriend group could press her to the ground and rub her.

If his IQ drops again, won't he be pressed to the ground by Xiao Yu and rubbed on the ground?

No, Xiao Yu is also in a state of being stupid for three years now, fortunately, fortunately!

"Don't be scared by Sister Lin, how can it be so scary, at most stupid as a child is two years old." Xiao Wang said with a smile.

As a result, the next topic in the office became how many years a woman should be stupid when she was pregnant, and how stupid she would be.

Moreover, Sister Lin and Xiao Wang, who are the people who came over, both shared various silly things about their pregnancy.

"I, after answering the phone for a while, I couldn't find my mobile phone, so I was in a hurry to look for it, and as a result, my husband said to me lightly, what are you holding in your right hand. Then, I realized that the phone was pinched in my hand! Xiao Wang said.

"Hahaha!" Yumi laughed.

Hey? As for the mobile phone, after being in the office for so long, You Mi has not touched his mobile phone.

So, You Mi took the bag to him and began to rummage in it.

"Oops! My phone dropped. You Mi found that the phone was not in the bag.

"Wouldn't it? Have you forgotten at home? Xiao Wang said.

"I remember taking my phone when I went out, and I forgot to take my wallet at that time, so I ran back with my phone, and after I got my wallet, I also looked at the time on my phone, so the phone was always in my hand." You Mi recalled.

"Will it fall into your husband's car?" Sister Lin asked.

So, You Mi planned to use the company's landline to call Monkey Xiaoxin and ask if the phone had fallen into his car.

"Hmm... How much is my husband's mobile phone number? You Mi looked at everyone blankly.

Ten minutes later, You Mi asked for Monkey Xiaoxin's mobile phone number from Director Chen, and then called him.

After leaving Director Chen's office, You Mi still remembered the look in Director Chen's eyes when he looked at her - this girl is stupid, right? I don't even remember my husband's mobile phone number.

"Monkey Xiaoxin, did I drop my phone in your car?" Yumi asked.

"No! Didn't you always hold it in your hand? Monkey Xiaoxin asked rhetorically.

"Well, but I can't find it, could it be that I fell to the ground while I was walking on the road?"

"There's always a sound when you fall to the ground, right? Could it be that when you go back to get your wallet, you forgot it at home? ”

"I don't remember ......"

"Don't worry, I'll call and ask our mother."

Five minutes later, Monkey Xiaoxin called back.

"Honey, my mom hasn't seen your phone either, but don't worry, I'll look for it in the car later!" Monkey Xiaoxin comforted.

"Okay..."You Mi was a little disappointed.

After hanging up the phone, Monkey Xiaoxin immediately ran to the car to look for it, and found that it was still not, so he tried to dial Youmi's number with his mobile phone.

"Hello? Xiaoxin? The phone rang for a long time, and just when Monkey Xiaoxin wanted to hang up, it was picked up.

"Mom? Is Youmi's phone with you? ”

"In her bag, I heard Youmi's mobile phone ringing in your room, thinking that the child probably left her mobile phone at home, so I came in to look for it, and found it in her bag hanging on the hanger."

"That's good, this guy is getting less and less memory."

"Normal, this is just the beginning!" Mother Monkey quipped.

When Monkey Xiaoxin came to pick up You Mi from work, he found that You Mi walked out empty-handed, so he asked, "Are you sure there is nothing left in the office?" ”

"Nope!" You Mi looked inexplicable, thinking, what will fall, don't all the mobile phones fall at home?

Ah! I forgot to take the bag, no wonder I felt relaxed and unburdened.

"My bag!" After saying that, You Mi ran back again and went to get the bag.

Looking at You Mi's vigorous stride, Monkey Xiaoxin smiled helplessly, this stupid three-year model has officially begun, right?