There are some things, if you don't think about it, you will ignore its existence, but if you always think about it, you will find that it is by your side all the time.

For example, the matter of "getting pregnant stupid".

Since the "forgetting mobile phone incident" appeared, You Mi found that his IQ was really as Sister Lin said - the helicopter crashed and fell at a high speed.

One night, You Mi washed her hair with shampoo when she took a bath, but she didn't rub the bubbles for a long time.

"Isn't it just two days of work, why is your hair dirty like this?" Yumi rubbed her hair and muttered to herself.

After rinsing, You Mi washed it a second time and found that there were still no bubbles.

Could it be that the shampoo has expired?

Yumi was horrified to think that if she washed the expired shampoo twice, would it have any effect on the little monkey?

So, You Mi immediately picked up the bottle of shampoo and studied the production date.

"Huh... The production date is no problem, but it will expire in more than a year! You Mi muttered.

After turning the bottle over and over again a few times, I saw the big words on the bottle - Johnson & Johnson shower gel.

I'll it! No wonder there was no bubble after washing it twice, it turned out that I used the shower gel as a shampoo.

Ouch, my IQ!

Immediately, You Mi washed and rinsed the shower gel on her head and reapplied the shampoo.

"Husband, I just used the shower gel as shampoo." After returning to the bedroom, You Mi told Monkey Xiaoxin about the trouble.

"It's fine, at least I didn't use toothpaste as a facial cleanser." Monkey Xiaoxin sat in front of the computer and was writing a small program, so he said this without raising his head.

"What are you doing?" You Mi walked over and found that the computer screen was full of dense numbers and English characters, which made her feel a pain in her head.

"In writing a small program, a friend introduced a customer." Monkey Xiaoxin continued to say without raising his head.

Seeing that Monkey Xiaoxin was immersed in the world of programming, You Mi pursed his mouth, grabbed a picture book, and began to tell the little monkey a little bedtime story.

"Mama, I seem to have gotten stupid." In the dream, You Mi heard a child's voice in a daze, but he couldn't tell the difference between men and women.

"What's wrong? Little monkeys. Hearing this, You Mi subconsciously asked.

"Because, I actually thought that the cubic of 1 was bigger than 1+1+1!" The child said indignantly.

"Uh..."Why is this stalk again? You Mi scratched her head, not knowing how to answer.

"Ma Ma, the reason why I became stupid is to blame Ma Ma, because Ma Ma became stupid, and the little monkey became stupid with him." The little monkey said with a little reproach.

Hey, Ma Ma doesn't want to be like this!

"The sun and sky are early, and the flowers smile at me......" You Mi's specially set alarm bell rang with vigor and sunshine.

It's a pity, even though the alarm bell has sung "I'm going to blow up school" for the third time, oh no, it's "I'm going to school", You Mi still hasn't woken up and smiled at the flowers.

"Youmi, get up, I'm going to be late for work." Monkey Xiaoxin pushed You Mi and shouted.

"Hmm..."Under the shout of Monkey Xiaoxin, You Mi finally woke up leisurely.

"I don't want to be stupid either..."You Mi rubbed her eyes and said in a daze.

"What?" Monkey Xiaoxin didn't listen to what You Mi said, but quickly pressed the alarm clock, and then found clothes for You Mi.

You Mi dragged his steps like a thousand pounds, walked to the bathroom, and after pulling the poop, he began to wash.

"My eyes are so swollen!" Yumi looked at the eyelids in the mirror that had become bloated because she hadn't slept well.

"Huh... Why do you feel a little itchy when you wash your face with facial cleanser today? Could it be that my skin is allergic again? You Mi looked at her increasingly red face in the mirror and muttered.

When the seasons change, You Mi occasionally has skin allergies, and the cheeks are slightly red and itchy.

"Wife, why is your face red?" When Monkey Xiaoxin came in to shave, he saw You Mi blushing and applying facial cleanser there.

"Maybe I'm allergic again." You Mi said.

"Why is it mint flavored, you changed the facial cleanser again?" Monkey Xiaoxin sniffed and found that the facial cleanser on You Mi's face smelled so much like toothpaste at home.

"Nope!" This is a facial cleanser specially developed for pregnant women, how can you change it casually?

"Yikes! I've used toothpaste as a facial cleanser, duaf! You Mi looked at the platform and saw that the one he had just brought to wash his face was actually toothpaste.

"Ahem, what did you just rinse your mouth with?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked.

"It's like a facial cleanser, I mean, there's no bubbles." You Mi pursed her mouth and said.

So, You Mi rinsed her mouth with toothpaste again and washed her face with facial cleanser.

"Monkey Xiaoxin, you are a crow's mouth!" Finally finished tossing, and after getting into Monkey Xiaoxin's car, You Mi complained.

"What's wrong with me?" A pot flew in early in the morning, smashing Monkey Xiaoxin's face in a daze.

"You forgot what you said last night?" You Mi glared at Monkey Xiaoxin and said indignantly.

"I didn't say anything?" I was busy programming last night, and I almost didn't say a word to You Mi seriously.

"I told you about the use of shower gel as shampoo, and then you said that at least you didn't use toothpaste as a facial cleanser, and as a result, I just used toothpaste as facial cleanser, and you still said that you are not a crow's mouth?" You Mi said angrily.

"Okay, wife, I was wrong, blame me..."Monkey Xiaoxin pouted and quickly admitted his mistake, it seems that this pot is the only one to carry it.

"Humph!" You Mi snorted coldly and ignored him anymore.

Because of the delay in the morning, You Mi finally managed to step into the office at 9:05.

"Haha, Sister You, you're five minutes late." Xiao Wang said with a smile.

"Hey..."Yumi sighed and threw his bag on the desk.

"Why is your face so red, allergic again?" After Sister Lin took the boiling water, as soon as she entered the office, she saw You Mi's red little face.

"Hey.. Not to mention, I use cleanser as toothpaste in the morning and toothpaste as cleanser. You Mi covered her face and exclaimed in pain.

"Hahaha!" Xiao Wang laughed.

"Normally, I also used washing clothes as salt, but it wasn't salty enough, so I poured a lot of it into the pot! In the end, it boiled into a pot of foam, but it was quite beautiful. Sister Lin said.

"Hahaha, it seems that in this office, only my IQ did not drop much when I was pregnant." Xiao Wang said with a smile.

You Mi also smiled, thinking to herself, it's good that she doesn't have to stir-fry and cook.

"Xiaoyou, you don't seem to be able to match this data?" After a while, Director Chen walked in with a stack of forms.

"Is the data wrong?" You Mi took the form and asked.

"Well, if you're right, let Sister Lin help you take a look." Director Chen said.

"What went wrong?" You Mi was a little inexplicable, she remembered that she had checked it many times!

"I'll show you." Sister Lin walked over, took the form and looked at it carefully.

"Ahem, Xiaoyou, you didn't miscalculate, but you used the formula wrongly, and you used the formula of adding as multiplication." Sister Lin said.

At this time, You Mi suddenly realized that when he was using excel to make a table, he used the formula wrongly, no wonder no matter how he checked it repeatedly, he didn't find the problem.

"Sister Lin, I feel that my IQ line is about to become negative." You Mi said with a sad face.

"It's okay, just stupid, I'm used to it." Sister Lin patted You Mi's back and quipped.

Because Monkey Xiaoxin's car is restricted today, and he has to work overtime, You Mi decided to take the bus back.

"Wife, let's take a taxi, what if you squeeze the bus to your stomach?" Monkey Xiaoxin worried.

"How can I be so delicate as you think!" You Mi muttered.

"It's not a matter of being delicate, I'm worried that during the rush hour, there are too many people and it will squeeze into your stomach." Monkey Xiaoxin continued to persuade.

"We have to let our little monkeys experience the fun of riding the bus." You Mi said.

So, in order to let the little monkey experience the fun of taking the bus, You Mi got on the bus despite the dissuasion of Monkey Xiaoxin.

may have encountered the rush hour after work, there were no seats on the car, and You Mi was wearing a wide Korean coat to cover her stomach, plus her thin arms and legs, no one noticed that she was pregnant, so she stood all the way home.

You Mi thinks that it is good to stand occasionally and stand up, so it should be exercised. Therefore, along the way, You Mi is enjoying the scenery outside the window, and the mood is quite happy.

"It seems that as long as I cover my belly, no one will find out that I am pregnant." Walking on the road, You Mi is still a little happy.

Yumi has never been able to accept the act of pretending to be ugly when she is pregnant, so even if she is pregnant with a little monkey, she will still dress herself up beautifully when she goes out.

Because, You Mi is determined to be a beautiful hot mom.

As soon as he thought of this, You Mi hummed a song and walked into the community.

When she took the elevator to the fifth floor, she strolled out and headed for room number 502.

You Mi touched the bag and found that he didn't have the key, so he simply rang the doorbell, thinking to himself, Mother Monkey must be at home anyway.

"Huh? Are they all out? "I pressed it for a long time, but no one came to open the door.

You Mi simply took out her mobile phone and dialed the number of the monkey mother, but found that no one answered.

Then, she dialed Daddy Monkey's phone again.

"Dad, are you home?" Soon, the call was connected.

"No, I'm not going back to dinner tonight, an old classmate came, and I invited him to eat out." Daddy Monkey said.

"Is Mom at home?" Yumi asked.

"Yes, I should be cooking at this time."

"Oh, okay."

After hanging up the phone, You Mi rang the doorbell for a while, but no one responded.

At this time, she was a little apprehensive, after all, the monkey mother is old, and she is alone at home, if she falls or encounters other accidents, isn't it called that the earth is not working every day?

As soon as he thought of this, You Mi made up a series of bloody and terrifying scenes such as the monkey mother stepping on the soap and wrestling, the monkey mother touching her head, and the monkey mother having a heart attack.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Mom, are you home?" So, You Mi began to bang on the door.

"Mom, did you fall?"

"Mom, did you hit your head?"

"Mom, you can say something!"

"Ding Dong Ding Dong"

"Bang bang bang!"

Ringing the doorbell and banging on the door again, You Mi was so anxious.

"Smack!"

Suddenly, the door was opened, and You Mi didn't stand firmly, so he pounced on it, and as a result, he pounced on a meat pad.

"Who's your mother? I worked the night shift in the second half of the night, and I finally fell asleep, and you were woken up by your girl. See clearly, I'm a man, not your mother! I didn't wrestle or bump my head! A rough male voice appeared above You Mi's head.

As soon as You Mi looked up, he saw a very tall and strong man, staring at him viciously.

"What, isn't this 502?" Yumi asked weakly, and quickly stood up, away from the meat pad.

"Yes!" The man's tone is still not good.

"What about the five 502s?" Yumi swallowed his saliva and continued to ask.

"Four!" After speaking, the man snapped and closed the door, almost hitting You Mi's nose.

"Four?" You Mi touched his nose and walked into the elevator.

At this time, You Mi's phone rang, it was Mother Monkey.

"Xiaoyou, what's wrong? Just went to the toilet and didn't hear it. Mother Monkey said on the phone.

"It's okay, I just wanted to tell you that I'll be home soon." You Mi decided to bury this mess deep in her heart and prevent it from blossoming and bearing fruit.

After leaving this building, You Mi looked back and saw that there were indeed four buildings written on the door number.

In the community where the new parents of the monkey live, a building is a unit, and each building looks exactly the same, if you don't look at the number of buildings on the door of the first floor, it is very likely to go wrong.

"It's not my fault, who told the developer to make all the buildings exactly the same?" Yumi comforted herself.

"Hahaha!" Monkey Xiaoxin hugged his stomach and rolled around laughing on the bed.

"Alright, you've been laughing for a minute." You Mi glared at Monkey Xiaoxin and snorted coldly.

You Mi couldn't hold back, and still told Monkey Xiaoxin about today's troubles.

However, looking at Monkey Xiaoxin's reaction, You Mi regretted it.

"It's okay, haha, it's okay, wife, it's not your fault, it's all the developer's fault, who told them to make every building exactly the same!" Monkey Xiaoxin hurriedly held back a smile and comforted Youmi.

"Humph! Of course you can't blame me. You Mi snorted coldly.

"Yes, it's the developer's fault!" Monkey Xiaoxin hurriedly threw the pot to the developer.

"However, if I continue to be so stupid, will it affect the IQ of the little monkey?" You Mi worried.

"No, isn't my IQ still online? Little monkeys don't just inherit you. Monkey Xiaoxin said, thinking, IQ is all inherited by himself.

Of course, you can only think about it in your heart.

"So what do you think I'm going to do? Just watching IQ fall from a building? You Mi muttered.

"It's okay, isn't there still Xiao Yu to give you the bottom?" Monkey Xiaoxin said.

"Ah Qiu!" Xiao Yu suddenly sneezed, "Ah! Mom, I forgot her at the neighbor's house, go and get her back! ”

Xiao Yu, who had just walked into the bathroom and took off her clothes to take a bath, found that she had forgotten about her at the neighbor's house.