In a state-owned enterprise like a water plant, entertainment is naturally indispensable, and the management will always use various names to gather for everyone to eat, drink and have fun.

As the deputy director of the office, and a big beauty who can drink and talk, at this kind of party, You Mi is naturally indispensable.

In the early years, You Mi was still very keen on this kind of gathering where you can eat and drink for nothing and get to know the high-level people. But now that I'm almost 30 years old, I'm getting more and more disgusted with this greasy social activity.

However, his position is there, and whenever there is a high-level dinner, the director will always bring rice from the top, and occasionally bring Xiao Wang. However, Xiao Wang is just an ornament, and the task of fighting wine with the leader is still handed over to You Mi to complete.

Dinner, the name of the meal, is actually a wine. With the strength of alcohol, he began to stage all kinds of dirty dramas dressed in gorgeous clothes.

Men will always take advantage of this kind of dinner, on the one hand, they stammer, on the other hand, they flirt with the opposite sex, and they are very busy.

Women are also divided into two situations: one is to want to have a good meal, get to know some high-level people, and exchange their bodies for benefits; One is to keep the job, to deal with it passively, to prevent being taken advantage of, and not to offend the leader, after a meal, physically and mentally exhausted.

And You Mi's situation is a little different, because she is not drunk with a thousand cups, and she can blow the bottle directly, which can discourage those who want to take advantage of her.

Therefore, the director likes to take her, not only to help himself block alcohol, but also to protect himself. After all, You Mi's luck is still quite good, and the director is not the kind of shameless person who will push out female subordinates to take advantage of others.

This time, there was an anniversary celebration and other activities, and the leaders of the head office and branch offices participated.

After the event, it is natural to find a big restaurant, charter a few large private rooms, and everyone eats, drinks and chats.

Because a big leader who came this time was a little, and it was not taboo to be fat and thin, he asked the director to call all the female colleagues in the office.

In addition to her in You Mi's office, only Sister Lin and Xiao Wang are female colleagues.

Xiao Wang got married and had children two years ago, and his appearance and figure have been out of shape, from Xiao Wang to Dawang. Not to mention Sister Lin, she is a grandmother.

Therefore, when they saw the big leader surnamed Wang touching Xiao Wang's hand, he ran to hold Sister Lin's hand, talked endlessly, and laughed obscenely, everyone felt that he was worthy of the resounding name of "Omnivorous King Ba".

When he saw that the omnivorous king began to care for the faces of the various female colleagues in the private room, You Mi used the excuse of going to the bathroom and slipped out.

She squatted in the toilet for a long time, playing with her mobile phone while counting the time, waiting for the omnivorous king eight to leave the private room where she was.

After squatting for almost half an hour, You Mi slowly got up and slipped back to his private room.

"Xiaoyou, where are you going? I've been waiting for you for a long time! The big voice of the omnivorous king resounded in the private room.

it! Why is it still there? You Mi couldn't help but light a row of candles for herself in her heart.

"Mr. Wang, I just went to the toilet." You Mi felt forced by her mother, and walked in with a smile on her face.

"Why have you been here for so long, and you have come to the eldest aunt?" The omnivorous king eight squeezed his eyebrows at You Mi obscenely, and almost spit out the lion head that You Mi had just eaten.

It seems that in the future, it is necessary to eat less things like lion's head that are not easy to digest.

"Huh." Auntie, I want to hehe you look like a big aunt now!

"Xiaoyou, you are really a flower of the Yantan Branch!" The omnivorous king Hachiyi pulled You Mi and pressed her to his seat.

"It is said that you have a good amount of alcohol, come, let's compare!" As he spoke, the omnivorous king poured a full cup of Wuliangye for You Mi and stuffed it into You Mi's hand.

"Then I'll do it first!" As he spoke, You Mi got up and took a sullen breath.

Fight for wine, ho afraid of ho?

"Well, sure enough... Good amount of alcohol! Looking at You Mi's posture, the omnivorous king was timid.

"Mr. Wang, it's your turn." You Mi smiled and looked at the wine glass in the hand of the omnivorous king eight.

"Uh, hehe, hehe." The omnivorous king looked around, hoping that someone would stand up and relieve him at this time.

It's a pity that the people in the entire private room want to see Wang Ba sigh upside down, especially the female colleagues who have just been eaten tofu by him.

Therefore, when the omnivorous king eight looked over, everyone lowered their heads, either looking at their mobile phones or eating vegetables, but they didn't see it.

Seeing that no one was relieving him, the omnivorous king had to grit his teeth and drink all the wine in his cup.

A cup of belly, spicy and hot, omnivorous Wang Ba felt a little dizzy, so he immediately sat down, and did not forget to drag You Mi's hand and sit down together.

You Mi didn't expect his hand to be so strong, and he was pulled by him and sat on his lap.

As soon as he "brushed", You Mi's face turned red, and he immediately struggled to get up.

"Mr. Wang, I'll give you another drink." You Mi took the opportunity of toasting to stand up from the leg of the Omnivorous King, and poured another glass for himself and the Omnivorous King.

Although he was a little drunk, he saw You Mi taking the initiative to toast himself, and the omnivorous king was not polite, leaning back on the chair and touching the wine glass with You Mi, and then drank it all.

"Mr. Wang, good amount of wine, come, I'll toast you again!" You Mi flattered the omnivorous king and poured wine for him and himself.

After three cups, the omnivorous king eight is a little bad.

"Xiaoyou, hiccup! I'm going to have a look at the other private rooms, so you can take care of yourself first! "The Omnivorous King Eight is planning to escape.

However, who is You Mi, the Eighth Terminator!

So, she pressed the shoulder of the omnivorous Wang Ba, pretended to be charming, stroked her hair, and said with a smile: "Mr. Wang, I haven't had a good time yet, I still want to toast you a few more glasses!" ”

"Yes, yes, Mr. Wang, how can other private rooms be as interesting as our private rooms. There is good wine, there are beautiful women, how can you be willing to go to other private rooms? Xiao Wang, who had been touched by the omnivorous king for a long time, jumped out and said.

She has worked with You Mi for a long time and knows You Mi's routines. She knew that You Mi was going to make a big move, so she responded immediately.

Seeing Xiao Wang say this, the others also responded, persuading the omnivorous king not to leave, and continued to fight with You Mi.

Sister Lin also quietly closed the door of the private room, planning to "catch turtles in the urn".

However, when she closed the door, she saw a handsome young man standing at the door and looking in, looking slightly worried. And, when I found out that she was going to close the door of the private room, her face was even more ugly.

"Who?" Sister Lin was puzzled, but she didn't think much about it. Her biggest wish now is to see You Mi drink this omnivorous king down to vent the anger of the people.

Sister Lin is almost 55 years old, and she was touched by a half-old man who was less than 50 years old, which made her old face go anywhere!

Although that person is their big leader, if you don't give him some color, I don't know how many other young colleagues will be taken advantage of by him.

So, after You Mi saw Sister Lin close the door of the private room, she took away the wine glasses of herself and the omnivorous king, and then unscrewed two bottles of Wuliangye.

"Mr. Wang, this small wine glass is really not worthy of your mass. So, let's stop the wine glass and blow the bottle directly. As he spoke, he stuffed an open bottle of Wuliangye into the hand of the omnivorous king.

"Uh... Xiaoyou, my liver is not very good, this... This..."The old face of the omnivorous king was wrinkled into a broken chrysanthemum.

"Wang. Total..."You Mi made a Taiwanese accent that even she felt disgusting, "People actually come to the eldest aunt, you see, I come to the eldest aunt to fight with you, your liver, is it important to have my eldest aunt?" ”

"Uh... It seems to be ......" The omnivorous king is stopped.

"You just say, is my aunt important?" You Mi pushed the shoulder of the omnivorous king eight.

"Important!" Omnivorous King Bayi slapped the table and said.

"Then do it, for my aunt's sake!" You Mi took the lead in blowing the bottle, and did not forget to wink at his own people.

After receiving You Mi's hint, Director Chen walked over, patted the shoulder of the omnivorous Wang Ba and said, "Mr. Wang, you see how bold Xiaoyou is, those of us who are leaders can't lose our share in front of the juniors!" ”

"Yes, Mr. Wang, isn't it just a bottle of Wuliangye!" Xiao Wang also came over.

"Uh, hehe." The omnivorous king showed an embarrassed but smiling expression and slowly raised the bottle.

"Blowing is speed!" Sister Lin suddenly stood beside the omnivorous king eight, took his hand, pushed the wine bottle into his mouth, and poured him a sip of liquor.

"Ahem, ahem!" The omnivorous king eight choked and coughed non-stop.

When he finished coughing, Sister Lin pushed again, thinking to herself, anyway, the old lady is about to retire, and everyone will not see each other in the future.

"I'll come by myself, I'll come by myself!" The omnivorous king was afraid of this Sister Lin, so he hurriedly avoided Sister Lin's clutches and blew on the bottle himself.

However, before he was halfway drunk, the omnivorous king eight collapsed.

Then, Sister Lin took out her mobile phone and took a picture of the ugly appearance of the omnivorous king eight after getting drunk, which was called a souvenir.

So, everyone followed suit, took out their mobile phones, and gave the omnivorous king a drunk photo from multiple angles.

Of course, everyone tacitly pretended that nothing had happened after taking the photo, put away the mobile phone, and helped the omnivorous king eight to the sofa.

Two years later, the country cracked down on corruption, and the Sichuan C Water Plant became the object of attention. Naturally, the omnivorous king eight was also invited to the police station for tea. And the drunk photo taken at that time also came out and was widely disseminated by everyone, becoming a powerful assist for the omnivorous king eight to walk towards the prison gate.

After seeing that the omnivorous king was finally drunk by himself, You Mi quietly left the private room, found a place with few people, lay on the window railing, looked at the night sky without stars, and was in a daze while breathing fresh air.

"Got that old pervert down?" Monkey Xiaoxin's magic voice came into You Mi's ears again.

You Mi plucked out her ears, suspecting that she was blocked by earwax again, causing auditory hallucinations.

"Don't dig it out, earwax will only make you hear clearly, and it won't make you have auditory hallucinations." Monkey Xiaoxin is simply a roundworm in the stomach of the rice.

You Mi slowly turned his head, looked at the well-dressed man, frowned, and said, "Why is the Buddha no longer pressing you for five hundred years!" ”