Because the photos given by the introducer later were more ugly than the other, it simply gathered the most bizarre-looking people in China together, and it was completely possible to form a strange conference.

But the most important thing is that the introducer doesn't know it yet, and always says that this is not bad, and that is okay, let You Mi go to meet first, and then talk about it, maybe you can also find the beauty of the other party's soul.

Whether the other party's soul is beautiful or not, You Mi is not interested, she only knows that her eyes are poisoned every day, and if she continues to look at it like this, she may even feel that her aunt is a beautiful man.

Aunt: I was originally a beautiful man, when I was young.

Yumi began to suspect that there was something wrong with the introducer's aesthetics, so she stopped asking her to introduce her to herself.

But at the same time, there was no suitable object for other friends to introduce to Youmi, and Youmi didn't go on a blind date anymore, and the number of blind dates stayed at 99 times, until he was chased by the 99th blind date object Monkey Xiaoxin and became Mrs. Monkey.

Why is the number of blind dates stuck at 99? Many years later, because of a drunken gaffe of Monkey Xiaoxin, the truth was revealed.

At that time, the two had been married for many years, and their son Monkey Xiaoan was also in kindergarten.

At a friend's party, Monkey Xiaoxin didn't want You Mi to drink too much wine, so he helped her block many glasses, and he was a little drunk.

"If it weren't for your husband and I being resourceful, you don't know how many strange people you would have to meet!" I don't know who talked about You Mi's blind date, and after coming back, Monkey Xiaoxin hugged You Mi and began to proudly show his original caution.

"Hmm... Let's hear it. You Mi immediately sat up straight, she really didn't understand why she was always released by the blind date back then, and the photos sent by the introducer were all crooked melons and cracked dates, which made her faintly feel that someone was manipulating her behind her back.

"It's all gone, don't mention it, don't mention it." Monkey Xiaoxin waved his hand and hugged You Mi in his arms again.

"Husband, do you want to hear it!" You Mi began to use her trick - small fists to beat your big chest muscles, and kept beating Monkey Xiaoxin's chest with her fists, making Monkey Xiaoxin's heart itch and people itch.

"Well, for your sake, oh no, for your sake, I'll tell you!" Monkey Xiaoxin took a sip on You Mi's face and began to recall the destruction of You Mi's blind date back then.

Since Monkey Xiaoxin launched her plan to pursue You Mi slowly, the first thing she did was to stop her from continuing the blind date.

Because, he was afraid that a man who was better than himself would suddenly appear, which would make You Mi tempted.

After all, in the world of love, whoever sets foot first is often more insecure.

Monkey Xiaoxin used his charm to subdue Da Ou and Xiao Yu, and let them participate in his own plan, on the one hand, to assist him in destroying the blind date after You Mi, and on the other hand, to assist him on the road of pursuing You Mi.

Back then, the first blind date man was on his way to Liangzhiyuan, but he was intercepted by Xiao Yu halfway. Of course, it's not the kind of kidnapping with a burlap bag as you think, but now that we are a harmonious society, we have to solve the problem in a civilized way.

Xiao Yu told the blind date man that You Mi actually had a fiancé, but the family thought that the other party had no car, no house and no money, so they resolutely opposed the marriage between the two, and forced You Mi to come out on a blind date.

If the blind date man doesn't mind Youmi's snobbish family, and can prepare a 100,000 bride price plus a 200-square-meter wedding room and a BMW, and can accept that Youmi still has other men in his heart, he will boldly walk into the good fate.

The blind date man was naturally scared back and forth, and by the way, he turned off his mobile phone, just because he was afraid that the introducer would contact him, and he didn't know how to explain.

Because, Xiao Yu said that he was You Mi's best friend, and he reminded him out of kindness, hoping that he would keep it secret, so as not to make it difficult for You Mi in front of his family.

Seeing that the blind date man was scared away by himself, Xiao Yu immediately sent a WeChat message to Monkey Xiaoxin: "The other party has left, come on, Brother Xiaoxin!" ”

"Thank you, I'll invite you to dinner another day!" After replying to the news, Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi downstairs with confidence and boldness, and after watching her leave in a hurry, he was in a good mood in an instant.

He felt that You Mi's angry appearance was extraordinarily charming, his little face was flushed, and the whole person was full of anger that made a man's heart move.

The second blind date man was handled by Monkey Xiaoxin, because the other party is a peer.

In fact, the friends who introduced the object to You Mi are also in the same circle as Xiao Yu, so who You Mi wants to meet with and what is the situation of the other party, as long as Xiao Yu wants to know, it may be better than You Mi himself.

Therefore, Xiao Yu knew that the first blind date man broke up because his ex-girlfriend's parents had to open their mouths.

Concocted the same method, Xiao Yu silently apologized to her aunt and uncle in her heart, and began to make up stories, telling the situation of You Mi's family the same as the situation of the blind date man's ex-girlfriend's family, even the gift money and the house and car are almost the same.

And the second blind date man is more difficult, because since he saw You Mi's photo, he was very satisfied, and he didn't mind that You Mi had kissed 99 times before, and the two hadn't met yet, so he thought of himself as You Mi's prospective boyfriend.

Therefore, after Xiao Yu used his family connections to investigate his identity and background, he let Monkey Xiaoxin come out.

Because this blind date man opened a software company and acted as an agent for an office software, the business was okay, but there has been a lack of big customers, and they are all individual customers, so the sales have not been greatly improved.

Monkey Xiaoxin studied this office software, and felt that it was actually quite good, except for some bugs, but he could completely solve these bugs.

As a result, Monkey Xiaoxin appeared in the other party's company, and put forward the intention of cooperation, and also made a detailed estimate of his annual demand.

Seeing such a big fish take the initiative to jump into his bucket, the other party is naturally happy, but he will not be blindly happy.

Everyone is a businessman, and they are still courteous, and they are convenient to ask Monkey Xiaoxin what he needs to do. After all, Monkey Xiaoxin did not kill the agent price of the software too low.

Monkey Xiaoxin told him about Youmi, and when the other party heard it, he hesitated for a moment and agreed. After all, the fish and the bear's paw, he still chose the bear's paw and gave up the mermaid Yumi.

Therefore, You Mi was released again, and this time it was even more excessive, directly to the introducer that he didn't want to come, and the introducer was also inexplicable, before he was so looking forward to meeting with You Mi, only two days later, he changed his face, which was faster than the speed of sunny and cloudy!

The introducer was very angry and felt that this girl was singing Sichuan opera and changing her face.

For the first time, the other party turned off the phone inexplicably; The second time, the other party directly said on the phone that he didn't want to come. Just when the introducer lamented that his matchmaker road was coming to an end, Xiao Yu appeared and told her the truth.

At this time, the introducer suddenly realized that he had done too much and almost broke the good relationship of You Mi.

In fact, this introducer is not a professional matchmaker, but likes to pour these things, and she and You Mi have a bit of a close relationship, so she is naturally very concerned about her affairs. Over the years, at least 66 of You Mina's 99 blind dates have been introduced through her.

Xiao Yu felt that she should change her career to be a full-time matchmaker, so she later opened a blind date website, and the website program was still made for her by Monkey Xiaoxin, with a six-six discount, who told her to introduce 66 blind dates to Youmi.

So, the introducer then began to search for photos of all kinds of ugly men on the Internet, and then sent them to Youmi, saying that these were the objects that were given to her flop.

Then, You Mi's blind date road was cut off and stopped at 99 times.

"Hehe, you're pretty good, I mean, it's all crooked melons and cracked dates, I can't even lose my appetite when I see it, it turns out that they were all pulled from the Internet." You Mi sneered, after many years, she only knew the truth, which really made her cry and laugh.

In an instant, there was a feeling of being sold on a thief ship and sailing for others.

"Wife, am I very good?" Saying that, Monkey Xiaoxin also proudly rubbed on the twin peaks of Youmi, thinking, so many years have passed, the child has been born, and the breast milk has been fed, but it has not sagged yet, God really loves me!

"Yes, you are really good, you have been calculating me since then, and you have also pulled my best friend with you, and dragged me to your household registration book." You Mi pushes Monkey Xiaoxin away and stops him from continuing to eat his tofu.

"No, it's been calculating since I first met you, hehe." Monkey Xiaoxin leaned his head over again, and didn't forget to rub it twice.

"It's hot tonight." You Mi said suddenly.

"Well, so, let's sleep with the air conditioner on." Monkey Xiaoxin's hand began to be restless.

"Hehe, okay, then I'll bring you a blanket, so that when my son comes to the living room, he won't find that Baba is not dressed." With that, You Mi pushed away Monkey Xiaoxin and entered the bedroom.

"What?" Monkey Xiaoxin was a little confused, and after getting drunk, his reaction was a little slower than usual.

After You Mi came out, she had an extra thin blanket in her hand, and she threw the blanket on Monkey Xiaoxin's body.

"Husband, go to bed early, good night!" After saying that, he gave Monkey Xiaoxin a flying kiss, turned around and went back to the bedroom, and closed the door and locked it.

At this time, Monkey Xiaoxin gradually came to his senses, he was going to be the director of the hall tonight, who told him to be proud for a while, and shake out the little secrets of the past!

In the next few days, Monkey Xiaoxin was holding his monkey tail and being a man, until You Mi made an appointment with his girlfriends and gathered at the "Butterfly with Broken Wings".

After being with Monkey Xiaoxin, You Mi drank less, because Monkey Xiaoxin didn't let her, saying that although You Mi was a thousand cups of not drunk physique, alcohol would still have an impact on her body.

But this time, Monkey Xiaoxin did not stop You Mi from drinking, but watched her drink Xiao Yu and Da Ou down, and let them pull out their leg hair in front of the girlfriend group.

After many years, the punishment of plucking leg hair is still prevalent among the members of the girlfriend group, and there is a trend of endless and passed on to future generations.

And You Mi, after avenging the revenge that was blocked on the blind date, happily forgave Monkey Xiaoxin, Xiao Yu and Da Ou.

Then, he continued to sail on the thief ship of Monkey Xiaoxin......