In this world, the most bitter misunderstanding is not that you went to the wrong toilet, but that you have not yet been with a female XXXX, and you have been misunderstood by others as a love rival.

I swear, I really didn't want to kiss the poisonous dragon, although she was beautiful and full of wildness, and of course I visually inspected how there was a D mask on her breasts. Although I am not particularly upright, I am also a righteous gentleman, how can people say that I will kiss me? It's impossible to talk in front of your rival!

On the other side, the murderer flew all the way, not to mention this old guy in 98, the shape is really different from the future, how to describe it?

If the future murderer is a deep man who pretends to be forced, then the past murderer is a **silk man who pretends to be forced!

Just by dressing, I can see how bad his taste is! First of all, the hairstyle, how handsome are your good long hair shawl? How ethereal? As a result, the forehead came to a flat one!

I'm going to go, you're an immortal! Whose immortal's long hair is fluttering, and the front is a flat seaman!

Forget it, what makes me most painful is that his clothes, I discovered for the first time, there are really people in this world, wearing a white Tang costume on the upper body, bell bottoms on the bottom, and a pair of sneakers on the feet! I took a closer look, and it was still a pullback card!

What kind of style is this? It's too avant-garde!

Not to mention this, the point is, even if you are not holding a fairy sword in your hand, it is better to hold a paper fan? How handsome are the flowers in the peerless double pride? Paper fan boy, handsome boy!

But,! In the past, the murderer actually held a wine jug in his left hand, and he was still holding half a chicken leg in his right hand! Indeed, I read that right, that's that chicken leg!

This shape can't be compared with the future gentleman killer in my impression!

Although the future murderer is always drunk, there is still a master style, and everywhere he goes, he is domineering. It's good now, after seeing the murderous gentlemen in the past, I finally know why the poisonous dragon real person refuses to befriend him, and I don't want to get along with him if I change it, the whole thing is in the shape of the elders of the beggar gang!

However, the contempt in my heart is contempt, and the face of our juniors is still given to him, after all, it is my future senior, who has covered me for a long time.

"Boy! You dare to kiss her! ”

The murderer flew over, and his mouth was full of oil!

"This, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'm ......"

Before I could finish explaining, my mouth was gagged! The poisonous dragon real person next to me actually threw himself into his arms and kissed me forcibly! I must admit that although my cultivation is higher than that of the Poison Dragon True Person, I really didn't react, I didn't deliberately let her kiss at all!

"The old lady likes him, it's your bird business!"

As soon as the poisonous dragon real person saw the murderer, he immediately changed back to the appearance of a female man, pulled me by the collar, lifted his willow eyebrows, and scolded.

"Long'er, you know what? I've been looking for you since the collapse of Heavenly Court, do you know how long I've been looking for you? ”

The murderer looked at the poisonous dragon real person, and his eyes were as affectionate as he could, and he was an infatuated man, but if the future murderer showed such an expression, he would definitely be able to impress the poisonous dragon real person, but unfortunately, it was the past murderer who said this.

That mouthful of oil! It's all shiny when you talk in the sun!

"Get out, the old lady doesn't want to see you, if you don't leave, if you call me in the future, I won't answer!"

What's that? They immortals still have phones? I was stunned for a moment, almost forgetting that it was 98 years, and if you have a little money in hand, it is not difficult to buy a Motorola mobile phone.

I've been hanging out with a group of saints for too long lately, and I haven't adjusted my mind since I returned to modern times.

"Long'er, I only hope that if I call you, you can promise me."

The gentleman killer then launched an affectionate offensive.

Are these two goods acting in a bitter love drama? But what's the matter with Lao Tzu! I hope to borrow the time travel mirror again, go back to the moment when I was knocked down, and escort myself from traveling to the past.

"I said, Poison Dragon Zhenren, look, you two talk slowly, I still have something, can you lend me this time shuttle mirror first."

I smiled awkwardly and asked the venomous dragon for a time-traveling mirror.

"Oh! My dear, it's good if you call me Long'er, you haven't kissed me yet, just now, people can't wait! ”

This woman actually blushed as she spoke! Oh my God, can you stop blushing? The gentleman on the other side is about to explode, and the look in my eyes is the same as the way I look at the First Emperor!

"Boy, you must die today!"

The gentleman swallowed half of the chicken leg left in one bite, Nima, he didn't even spit out the bones! What a mouth, what a throat!

After swallowing the chicken legs, he flew straight at me, and the aura on his body was wantonly emanating, which was indeed stronger than the real person of the poisonous dragon!

"My dear, let's take a shot, teach him a good lesson for me, this old pervert is always staring at me, I believe in you, for our love, for our tomorrow, teach him a good lesson!"

At this time, at this moment, at this second, Lao Tzu was betrayed by the poisonous dragon real person! Oh my God, fighting with your own old-timers? If I really make a move and kill the gentleman, who will protect me in the battle for hegemony of the hundred clans in the future? Who will submit the blackened Luo Yan!

As a result, there was a very strange scene in the sky of Shanxi, a Tianzun was beating a transgressor, and this transgressor did not fight back at all, so he stood up!

The aura wall was broken and reunited, and it was broken and reunited, and it was broken and reunited, and I was so depressed in my heart!

"Oh! Why don't you fight back, my dear? Was it because he was afraid of hurting him? Oh my God, what a great and kind heart you have, I'm with you! ”

The poisonous dragon real person stood next to him alone, directing and acting by himself, which is simply a living Chinese version of Juliet!

The more she said this, the more angry the gentleman became, and the more angry she became, the more ferocious the attack, and I became a human punching bag!

"Enough!"

I couldn't help it, and with a loud roar, the aura shook violently, and the murderer flew out.

"This farce ends here! I just borrowed a magic weapon to cause so many things! Tell you that you two are a couple in their own right, and they should be together. Kill the gentleman, don't look anywhere else, it's you, look at your appearance, how ugly! Do you call this styling? Go back and see how Andy Lau dresses up and learns by himself! And you, the poisonous dragon real person, people have been chasing you for thousands of years, so you won't give it a chance? Tell you, don't look at what you are wearing now, it's like a beggar gang leader, but it's a strong person in the future! ”

I was so angry that I said in a loud voice.

At this moment, the scene fell silent for a moment, and the silence was terrifying.

I thought that both of them were shocked by my words and my aura, but as a result, this world is really not as simple as I thought, I am too simple!

"Oh! My dear, you are too manly, and the aura shook this old pervert away! You must have said this because you love me too much and are afraid of hurting this old pervert, oh! What a great character! ”

The female man is still immersed in her own world.

"Boy, don't say that I am a strong person in the future, now, Lao Tzu can also destroy you!"

As soon as the killer raised his hand, the immortal crystal nucleus in his pocket emitted a huge amount of immortal energy.

I slapped my head, oh my God, I never thought in my life that I would go back in time, let alone meet these two living treasures......

So, in 98, in the sky of Shanxi, there was a tragic young man who was beaten for 7 days!

Yes, you heard it right, it's 7 days!

I went to kill the gentleman, this thing has amazing endurance, attacked for 7 days in a row, and on the seventh day, he was thrown directly into the ground and fell asleep!

I admire his perseverance!

And what I admire even more is that the poisonous dragon who is the best female man is so self-directed and self-acted, immersed in his beautiful love triangle story for seven days!

Crying and laughing again, absolutely wonderful!

On the seventh day, she also staggered, fell to the ground, and fell asleep.

I have to say that these two immortals are definitely a perfect match, that is, they are a perfect match when they sleep, both of them eat their fingers, touch their stomachs, drool, and their expressions are the same! It's unreasonable that these two don't get together!

However, the poisonous dragon real person fell asleep, so I naturally got easy to do, sighed, and prepared to take away her time travel mirror, return to the future, and prepare the method of the Ten Saints' dedication.

As a result, something happened that made me extremely embarrassed!

I actually saw that the small, ordinary, life-saving mirror magic weapon that could take me back to the future for a few seconds was actually inserted in his underwear by the poisonous dragon real person! Moreover, she is still a D cup, your sister, how do you take this?

I was dumbfounded, this farce still didn't end so quickly!

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Today's first update.,If you don't like this style.,You can leave a message and put it forward immediately.,I'll slowly relax.,But when I return to the future.,The story will still advance.。