In my life, I have experienced countless hardships and dangers, but each time I have been able to find a way to overcome them. However, this time, I watched these two neuropaths fall asleep in an empty alley, and the time travel mirror I needed was stuffed into my underwear by the female man of the poisonous dragon real person!

I feel that this is the most terrifying crisis I have ever encountered, this Nima! How to start? Could it be true to offend the sleeping poisonous dragon?

I can't do that!

But wake her up, it's sure to stick to me!

However, there is no endless road, I have an idea, isn't there still a jade rabbit?

Opening the lid of the Flowing Fire Gourd, I called for a long time to wake the Jade Rabbit from her sleep, and she looked at me dissatisfied.

"I said Jade Rabbit? Can you help me get a time travel mirror from the underwear of the poisonous dragon real person? ”

I smiled awkwardly.

I swear, from the time I started cultivating to this day, I thought that Reiki could do all the impossible, but today, I must admit that there are also things that Reiki can't!

"Huh? No way! ”

I didn't expect Jade Rabbit to answer my words categorically.

"Why?"

My face changed, this dead rabbit is not happy for me at this time!

"You don't know, when I was in Heavenly Court before, the poisonous dragon real person had a lot of quirks, one of which was that without her permission, you must not touch her body, neither male nor female! Again, Wu Gang didn't pay attention when he walked, bumped into the poisonous dragon real person, and his hand touched the face of the poisonous dragon real person, do you know what his fate is? ”

When Jade Rabbit said this, he actually had a frightened expression on his face.

"What?"

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, it is definitely not a good thing to be able to scare this jade rabbit who is not afraid of heaven and earth like this!

She stuck 20 cucumbers in Wu Gang's asshole! Wu Gang is not allowed to pull it out, this Heavenly Court Immortal General who hurts can't pull out shit for several days! ”

Jade Rabbit's words almost didn't make me faint! I even subconsciously touched my own ass!

How much it hurts to be this Nima!

However, is nonsense, Yutu refuses, I must find someone else to do this. Carrying the poisonous dragon real person, don't you say it, don't look at her figure is very hot, but when she carries it on her body, she is dead!

My second method is simple, isn't she awake? Then I'll find a hospital and tell the doctor that she will definitely have a full body examination when the time comes, and the time travel mirror will naturally be in hand, as for how to deal with the aftermath, I don't care!

As a result, after I carried the poisonous dragon real person around this place on the edge of Shanxi for a long time, I finally found a hospital, which was quite large and magnificent.

As a result, as soon as I walked in, I was scared to pee!

This Nima, queue up for registration, this line has already lined up from the registration window of the hospital to the street! Well, let's line up, and as a result, this row is a whole afternoon!

When it came to me, I was in tears, and I quickly told the nurse about my serious illness and fell unconscious. The hospital also attached great importance to it, and the chief doctor hurriedly came out and pulled me.

I said vigorously that the medical facilities here are good, the nurses have a good attitude, the environment is good, and the doctors are good. My ears are calloused!

Finally, he asked me, "You should pay a 50,000 hospital deposit first." ”

I was stunned, and then the tragedy was discovered! Lao Tzu didn't bring any money! When I get to this cultivation, what's the use of asking for RMB on my body!

Probably seeing my difficulty, the chief doctor said, "That's it, I'll give you a discount, 40,000." ”

Don't talk about 40,000, I can't take out 400 on Lao Tzu!

"Well, doctor, can you do an examination first, the patient is in a coma."

I smiled awkwardly......

As a result, ten minutes later, I continued to walk on the street with the poisonous dragon real person on my back, and my face was like ashes, and I silently said: "All evil society!"

Method 2 is a complete failure!

I really had no choice, sitting alone on the side of the road, and even had the urge to pull a girl who walked by and forced her to help me get the mirror, but I still couldn't hold back, I really couldn't pull off that old face!

I sat like this, and the poisonous dragon fell asleep on my shoulder, and the night enveloped the whole city a little bit.

There were fewer and fewer people on the streets, and I looked at the empty roads, at the shops closing their doors, at the quiet and clear sky.

I suddenly thought, what if I just stayed in 1998 and I didn't go back?

In that case, I wouldn't have to worry all day about whether the First Emperor would attack the human world, or whether or not humanity would be enslaved.

I can be at ease because I know that the First Emperor will be defeated by me, and I will also know that I will travel again, and this is all history, and it will repeat itself over and over again.

I just sat on the side of the road, in a daze.

"Let's go back."

At this time, the voice of the poisonous dragon real person came from her side, and she woke up unconsciously, but she was still leaning on my shoulder.

"What? Don't you keep me? ”

I smiled and asked.

"Those who want to leave can't stay after all, and those who want to stay won't leave after all, this is fate."

She said lightly, with a hint of melancholy in her voice.

"Is it so bitter?"

When the wind came, I could smell the scent in her hair, it was very quiet and infatuated.

"Back then, I was just an ordinary human monk, one day, I was standing by the tree in the sect to cultivate, and suddenly I saw a colorful cloud floating in the sky, and I saw a majestic figure standing on the colorful cloud, so handsome, so powerful, so proud. I knew that I was in love with him, and later they told me that this man was the Emperor of Heaven, the Lord of Heaven, and the strongest man in the world. I said that one day I would be his bride, and I would be the bride of the strongest in the world. Many people laughed at me, but many years later, I became the strongest fairy in Heavenly Court, and no one was more powerful than me. I told him I loved him, but he laughed and told me that he just treated me like a daughter. So I left Heaven and fell into the mortal world, never to return. ”

She said softly, taking off the disguise of a female man, getting rid of the strength of her appearance, and finally revealing her truest side.

"I know that the gentleman likes me, I know that he is very talented, his talent is even higher than that of the Emperor of Heaven, and he is the only man who can beat me except for the Emperor of Heaven. However, I could not accept him, because I told myself that I was going to be the strongest woman, and I was not a gentleman. He has been chasing me for thousands of years, but I hope that he can find a place to sit quietly and cultivate, and one day, become the person I admire, not the person who admires me. ”

As she spoke, she burst into tears.

Indeed, every monk who has cultivated for thousands of years, whether it is an immortal, an ancient god, or a saint. We all have our own stories, one by one, sad, happy, sad, and glorious, and when they are connected, it is our life. The Poison Dragon is true for real people, I am like this, and everyone is like this.

Our life is a collection of stories.

"Let's go back."

She wiped away her tears and handed the time-traveling mirror into my hands.

"I deliberately pretended to be asleep today, just trying to lean on your back. Sometimes it's tiring, and they say I don't look like a fairy. ”

She pretended to smile, like a pear blossom with rain, pure and beautiful.

"You are a fairy, and you are the most beautiful fairy in the entire Heavenly Court."

With a smile on my face, I answered her words.

"Then you say, am I beautiful?"

She suddenly looked at me, her eyes were motionless at me, and I panicked when she saw it. I quickly turned my head away, not daring to look directly at her.

"Actually, you're beautiful."

I replied as I turned my head, and before I knew it, my own face burned.

"Haha, forget it, anyway, you are not the opponent of the Emperor of Heaven, I still said to be the strongest woman, I want to find the Emperor!"

She turned her face away, and said so, but in a soft voice.

"Actually, in the future, the Emperor of Heaven will be defeated by me."

I don't even know why I suddenly said this, and I was still reckless, obviously I did it by blackening Luo Yan, but I have to say that I did it myself.

"Really? Haha, you're so powerful! ”

She laughed heartily, thinking I was lying, and reached out to hook my neck.

"Really."

I laughed, took the time travel mirror, stood in the middle of the street, and whispered.

"Thank you, haha, I'm in a much better mood, you can disappear quickly, otherwise the old lady will be reluctant to let you go! Although we haven't known each other for long, you are a good person, and besides, it gives me a special feeling. But the old lady is not interested in twisted melons, so you better hurry up! ”

The poisonous dragon real person laughed, and it seemed that she had reverted to the heartless female man, but I still saw the nails of her hands embedded in the flesh, which should have hurt a lot.

I smiled helplessly and began to turn the time travel mirror in my hand, and the mirror began to glow and envelop me.

"Finally, let me ask you a question, what's your name?"

She looked at me, still with tears in her eyes, and asked with tears in her voice.

"My name is Luo Sanhuo."

I replied with a smile.

The light on the mirror completely overwhelmed me, and I was once again in a time portal, and this time I couldn't go back. I'm going to go to the moment I'm knocked into the void, I'm going to save myself!

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