"Spring flowers will come, birds will come, I am still waiting, waiting for your love......"

Li Weiguo, who officially turned on the early spring mode, sat on the toilet and hummed a song, accompanied by the sound of "bubu" coming from the toilet from time to time, and the smell of feces that had already overflowed the toilet.

"Weiguo, are you okay?" Li Weiguo's mother shouted at the door of the toilet.

"Well, it's fine. Mom, when I go to the toilet, don't you keep guarding the door, okay? Li Weiguo said helplessly, feeling that the toilet was ***.

"But this is the fifth time you've run to the toilet, is there something wrong with your stomach?" Mother Li worried, my precious son, can't get sick!

"Mom, if I have a stomach problem, I will go to the hospital to see it, don't worry." Because Li's mother was always guarding the door of the toilet, Li Weiguo didn't even dare to let out a loud fart.

If you can't fart indulgently, the shit will be easy to block the chrysanthemum door. So, Li Weiguo hurriedly wiped the chrysanthemums clean, and then went out with his pants.

"Look at you, your face is blue, do you want to go to the hospital to see." Mother Li touched Li Weiguo's face and said distressedly.

"No, I went to the company, and suddenly I was in a hurry." Li Weiguo hurriedly stuffed a large bag of toilet paper into the bag and hurriedly went out.

While wiping the cold sweat on his forehead and clamping the chrysanthemum, Li Weiguo ran to the KFC next to the community, and then hurriedly rushed into the bathroom.

However, there was a place for wood.

"Fack!" Li Weiguo scolded in his heart.

Then, ignoring the usual image of Sven, he spread his long legs and rushed to the nearby mall at a speed of 100 meters, then found the nearest bathroom and pushed the door in.

“bu！”

Li Weiguo squatted on the urinal and exhaled.

"It stinks!"

"Who's straining?"

"I smell chili pepper in the stench of."

This toilet friend has a very smart nose!

There are indeed a lot of Chaotian peppers that have not been digested in the thin pulled by Li Weiguo.

Li Weiguo, who had to eat spicy spicy girls with him, accompanied You Mi to eat all over Sichuan A's "Internet celebrity restaurant".

However, this Internet celebrity is not another Internet celebrity, it is the abbreviation of "high evaluation by netizens + sufficient amount of red pepper".

You Mi ate very happily, but Li Weiguo suffered. After all, he has always eaten lightly and focused on health.

Therefore, Li Weiguo's white lotus-like stomach was killed in several pepper bombardments.

Hey, people are white lotus, please don't be so rude, people won't be able to stand it!

Listening to the chatter of those people outside the door, Li Weiguo sighed in his heart: The hot girl is really hard to soak!

Li Weiguo, who sacrificed chrysanthemums, did he win the favor of You Mi?

"No call?" I asked You Mi on QQ.

"For the time being, I have a good impression of him, so I can continue to observe." Yumi returned.

"How has he been playing with you these days?"

"Eat, go shopping, and watch movies."

"It's boring."

"So what does it take not to be boring?"

"Go to the place where he once lived, come and kill memories, and dig out his emotional side. By the way, you can also learn more about his character through his past experiences, and see how he became an excellent older leftover man step by step. ”

"It makes sense, it's worthy of being an A-cup beautiful girl who took off the single before me."

"When you praise me in the future, please remove the A cup and replace it with another prefix."

"Replace it with what? Lean milk? ”

"You know, poor milk isn't terrible?" I started digging holes.

"What's so scary?" You Mi fell into the pit.

"Big Chest and No Brain (^-^) V"

"No matter how cheap!" Youmi is offline.

On digging pits, you rice is my opponent!

After going offline, You Mi thought about it carefully, Li Weiguo has been eating, drinking, and shopping with him for the past few days, and the two don't seem to have communicated with each other in soul.

Therefore, after getting along in the past few days, You Mi's impression of Li Weiguo, in addition to being a very powerful science and engineering man, is that he is careful and considerate, has a good temper, and is easy to get along with.

However, these traits do not make You Mi, who "reads countless men", have a further good impression of him.

As for Li Weiguo's side, you rice is my dish, although it is a little spicy, it will be good to wait for the stomach to get used to it.

Well, we can ignore Li Weiguo's thoughts.

Seeing that the National Day holiday was coming to an end, You Mi felt that in addition to satisfying his appetite, his relationship with Li Weiguo had not progressed. And Li Weiguo felt that You Mi was about to return to Sichuan C, and he didn't know if she had feelings for herself.

As a result, both of them were a little worried.

"That—" The two of them said in unison.

"You speak first." Li Weiguo smiled.

"I don't want to go shopping today, and I don't want to go to the movies anymore." You Mi said.

"So what do you want to do?" Li Weiguo asked.

"I'd like to see where you've been." You Mi said slightly shyly.

"Where have I been?" Li Weiguo's brain was running at a rapid pace.

"Ding!"

"Then I'll take you to the University of Electronic Science and Technology to see Ginkgo, I used to go to college there." Li Weiguo said.

"Okay!" It is said that the ginkgo biloba of the University of Electronic Science and Technology is very beautiful, and it happened that I was wearing a long dress today, which is very suitable for taking pictures.

You Mi, you are here to learn about Li Weiguo's past, not to take pictures!

So, Li Weiguo took You Mi and walked on the road covered with ginkgo biloba that he had walked countless times.

"Your college entrance examination results must have been very good, and it is said that the admission score of the University of Electronic Science and Technology is very high." You Mi said while picking up ginkgo biloba.

"Fortunately, it's only a few tens more than the admission score." Li Weiguo smiled.

The modesty of a scholar is a blow to the scumbag.

"You've been a top student since you were a child, right?" Li Gong, you have a scholarly face.

"It can't be said that he is a top student, but his grades are higher than ordinary people. I think it's fun to learn, so it's not painful to learn. Li Weiguo said.

Hehe, the world of Xueba is so fantastic.

"It's a pity that I didn't go to university, so I went straight to work after finishing technical school. Seeing that the little rabbit was so nourishing in college, I regretted it, I should have gone to the university entrance examination in the first place. You Mi sighed.

My moisturizing has all turned into fat and grown on my body, so don't be too envious.

"You really should go to college, because life in college is the most memorable in life." Li Weiguo also sighed.

"What is the most memorable thing about college?" Yumi tilted her head to look at him.

"Roommates, clubs, exams, and scholarships." Li Weiguo said.

"Well, don't you have a girlfriend?" Yumi was curious.

"Do you know what kind of nicknames people from other schools give to the girls of the University of Electronic Science and Technology and Southwest Jiaotong University?" Li Weiguo looked at You Mi with a playful expression.

"Female schoolgirl?" You Mi asked.

"Back Killer." Li Weiguo said with a smile.

"Uh, so you haven't been in a relationship in college?" No wonder Little Rabbit can get the boyfriend of Jiaotong University, it turns out that the girls of Jiaotong University are all deadly faces!

"Does online dating count?" Li Weiguo looked at You Mi.

"Forget it, let's hear what it is." You Mi's pink gossip heart began to stir again.

"It's a girl from Sichuan University, we met in the Sichuan A University group, and we thought it was a good chat, so we met, and then we fell in love." Li Weiguo recalled.

Li Weiguo has been strictly controlled by his parents, especially his mother, since he was a child. Therefore, if you are dedicated to studying, your love cells will die for a long time.

After entering the University of Science and Technology, although there are more men and fewer women, it cannot stop the boys of the University from extending their love tentacles to the girls of other schools.

Out of curiosity, Li Weiguo also wants to find a girlfriend to talk about love in order to resurrect the love cells in his body.

Therefore, after meeting the girl from Sichuan University, Li Weiguo felt that the time had come.

QQ chatted well, and after meeting, I didn't see the light and die, and falling in love became a matter of course.

Although the two had no passion, they got along very well until the girl graduated and returned to her hometown in the Northeast, and the two broke up.

Originally, Li Weiguo also wanted to go to the Northeast after graduation to continue this campus relationship. But Li's mother resolutely objected, and Li Weiguo had no choice but to give up.

"It's a pity, it seems that the love in college will come to an end when I graduate." You Mi sighed, "Then have you ever been in love after work?" ”

"Yes, but they didn't have been dating for a long time, and they eventually broke up for various reasons." Li Weiguo sighed.

"It's okay, look ahead." You Mi patted Li Weiguo's shoulder and pointed ahead.

Ahead, a puppy was pouting and pooping, and a piece of dog poop happened to fall on the ginkgo biloba leaf, and quickly drowned in the yellow ginkgo biloba.

"Well, let's take a detour, otherwise your hypothetical set of science and engineering men stepping on shit will really happen." As he spoke, he gently put his arm around You Mi's shoulders and walked in the other direction.

"Hahaha!" You Mi couldn't help but laugh.

A gust of wind blew, blowing countless ginkgo leaves, and also blowing You Mi's long hair and long skirt, and there was a faint smell of dog shit.

Li Weiguo looked at You Mi's sweet smile, plucked up the courage and said, "Call me Weiguo in the future." ”

"Okay, Defend the country." You Mi generously agreed.

Then, You Mi pestered Weiguo to take pictures of himself.

Under the ginkgo tree, the long-haired You Mi is like a beautiful elf, jumping and jumping for a while, standing quietly under the ginkgo tree, and sitting on piles of ginkgo leaves......

Her beauty and vitality made passers-by look sideways, and also made Li Weiguo's heart beat faster and faster......

Before You Mi left Sichuan A, Li Weiguo personally sent her to the long-distance station, and bought her a bunch of snacks and a few reasoning books for her. And, tell her to pay attention to safety on the road, don't talk to strangers casually, and be sure to call herself when she gets home to report her safety.

Brother Wei Guo, are you a little girl when you are a mi?

Seeing Li Weiguo's reluctant appearance on the platform, You Mi's heart suddenly twitched.

After returning to Sichuan C, the two have kept in touch through QQ and talk on the phone every two or three days. Of course, it was Li Weiguo who called You Mi.

Although Li Weiguo does not have the romantic cells and sweet words of other men, the moisture of the long stream of water also makes You Mi's already dry heart watery.

"Got a boyfriend?" Seeing that You Mi always receives calls from men, my aunt can't help but be curious.

"Lovers are not full, and ambiguity continues." Yumida.

After You Mi went back, Li Weiguo returned to a healthy diet and didn't eat much chili peppers, especially Chaotian peppers.

However, the stomach that finally changed from a white lotus to a dark rose, where can I stand less salt and less oil, and there is no taste of chili pepper.

Therefore, Li Weiguo began to be constipated again.