Chapter 34: I want to take you to meet my mother

After Li Weiguo was forced to eat bananas for more than half a month by Li's mother, the constipation was finally cured, but the bananas had already made Li Weiguo have a deep shadow.

Not to mention bananas, all the yellow bars make him feel disgusting.

However, just when he was still in the midst of his heartfelt rejection of something that looked like a banana, he received a gift that made him want to live and die.

In the chat with You Mi, Li Weiguo inadvertently leaked out about his constipation, so You Mi knew that Li Weiguo was constipated.

"It's okay, isn't it constipation, just find a chrysanthemum grower to help you dredge it." You Mi joked on QQ.

"Chrysanthemum grower?" Li Weiguo sent a string of question marks.

"Hahaha, I'm kidding. Recently, you have eaten more bananas and vegetables, drunk more water, moved around more, and don't sit in front of the computer all the time, otherwise the will only hold in your stomach and you won't be able to go down. You Mi found a cartoon crying expression on the Internet and sent it over.

"Hehe, I've been eating a lot of bananas lately." Li Weiguo made a silly expression.

"Bananas are a good thing, it's okay to eat more." Yu Mi is typing and peeling a banana.

You Mi, who thought that bananas were a good thing, bought a banana pillow on the Internet and sent it to Li Weiguo, saying that he had been sitting for a long time and it was more comfortable to rely on a pillow.

"I'm such a thoughtful person." You Mi gave herself a thumbs up in her heart.

However, when Li Weiguo blushed and finished unpacking the package with the heart of a pink young man, he felt the pain of the chrysanthemum.

So, the first gift You Mi gave to Li Weiguo was transferred by him to Li's mother.

Li's mother sat on the exclusive seat at home, leaning on the banana pillow that she thought Li Weiguo bought for herself, her face full of happiness and sweetness.

"My son has really grown up." As he spoke, his eyes couldn't help but redden.

Mother Li, your son is 30 years old!

At the end of the year, after finishing the last project, Li Weiguo took a few days of annual leave and came to Sichuan C to find Youmi.

You Mi was both happy and anxious, happy that the two hadn't seen each other since the last National Day, so naturally they wanted to meet, and the other party took the initiative to find him; What is sad is that in addition to eating and drinking, You Mi can't think of where to take Li Weiguo to play.

So, she had no choice but to ask for help from me, a love strategist whose brain is better than breast development.

"Do you think it's better for me to take him on a bike ride, or to go rock climbing?" Yumi asked.

"Hehe, can you get a little creative? Don't be a good guy and take it for cycling and rock climbing, okay? You don't look at the attributes of Li Gong. I scoffed.

"What does he belong to?"

"Literary and artistic science and engineering man."

β€œso?”

"Can you imagine such a very literary and artistic science and engineering man climbing with you?"

β€œ...... No! Is it okay to ride a bike? Cycling is very romantic, flying in the wind, releasing the passion of youth and love. ”

"Then when he goes back to Chuana, he's going to have a bad cold."

"Not really..."

"You think it's you! At first glance, Li Gong is a strong and middle-class body, and it is estimated that he will have to be sent to the hospital to hang water after following you to ride a few laps of the car in the sea of flowers. People come to see you thousands of miles away to cultivate a relationship with you, didn't they send themselves to give you a toss, won't your conscience hurt? ”

"And what do you have good suggestions?"

"Take him to the Dinosaur Museum or the Salt History Museum, these two places are the best place to coax outsiders, especially literate outsiders."

"Makes sense! Anyway, when your Zhu Tongshou came from Sichuan A to Sichuan C to meet his parents, did you take him there? ”

"I've been to the dinosaur museum, and I've looked at him with a stupid look, oh no, a shocked look at the dinosaur bone pit below, and I really want to kick him down and let him go and hug those lonely dinosaur fossils."

"Sounds good, let's go to the Dinosaur Museum."

So, You Mi took Li Weiguo to the Dinosaur Museum, which is 11 kilometers away from the center of Sichuan C.

Although the journey is a bit far, when Li Weiguo saw the iconic dinosaur-shaped museum building, he showed a focused expression unique to the man of literature and art.

Raise your head slightly, 30 degrees upward. The mouth is slightly open, but there are no teeth in sight. Then he lifted his glasses, took out a DSLR, and photographed the building from different angles.

Li Gong, don't forget, there is a better looking You Mi than the museum building standing next to you!

"It's nice here." After taking the photo, Li Weiguo turned to You Mi, and the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned.

"If you like it." You Mi smiled, it seems that Xiaotu said it well, and cultured outsiders like it here.

The architectural design of the Dinosaur Museum is very novel, consisting of several stone masonry buildings of different sizes, shapes and functions, like large sandstone-like bodies scattered in a subtropical flora, which is particularly unique.

When Brother Wei Guo, the male brother of the University of Literature and Art came here, the SLR in his hand never stopped, and he kept capturing the different beautiful scenery from all angles in the museum.

And You Mi obediently followed him, doing competent commentary work.

You Mi hadn't been here for a long time, only when he was a child, he would come often, and every time he would point to the dinosaur skeleton with a very tall neck and shout to everyone: "That giraffe is so tall!" Then, my aunt would take her in her arms and walk away silently.

When he grew up, these dinosaur fossils could no longer attract You Mi's attention. Not to mention fossils, I'm afraid that a real dinosaur will run up to her, and she will shout at most: "Ah! Dinosaur. Then he turned around and continued to play mahjong.

Therefore, You Mi did some homework last night, in order to show his hand in front of Li Weiguo.

Regarding You Mi's explanation, in fact, Li Weiguo already knew it before he came. After learning that You Mi would take him to visit the dinosaur museum, Li Weiguo looked up relevant information on the Internet. For Li Weiguo, who has a huge brain capacity, the information he obtained on the Internet is far more than two or three times more than that that You Mi memorized by rote.

However, seeing You Mi working so hard as a commentator, Li Weiguo put on the appearance of a good student, and asked questions during the process, which made You Mi very proud.

Looking at You Mi's slightly blushing face and talking seriously about the varieties of dinosaur fossils in the museum, Li Weiguo felt that who would refuse such a beautiful female narrator?

When the two of them came to a hollow oval spherical stone masonry, they stopped at the same time. Nestled in a green circular lawn, this stone masonry looks like a giant dinosaur head from a distance, but also looks like a giant dinosaur egg, and the whole looks full of surrealist artistic beauty.

"You say head or egg?" Yumi asked a simple and crude question.

"Head, huh?" Li Weiguo said.

"I said eggs." You Mi affirmed.

"Why?" Li Weiguo asked.

"Because I suddenly want to eat tea eggs, please eat tea eggs at noon." You Mi smiled and patted Li Weiguo on the shoulder.

Li Weiguo shook his head and smiled, looking doting.

"Why don't you go take a picture with that egg?" You Mi found that Li Weiguo was always taking pictures of the scenery, and he didn't take a photo of "I came here for a visit".

"Well, I don't really like taking pictures." Li Weiguo said shyly.

"Go, go, go." You Mi took the SLR in Li Weiguo's hand and pushed him over.

Li Weiguo had no choice but to stand in front of Dandan, with his hands on his sides, his movements were slightly restrained, and his expression was quite serious.

"Hahaha, why are you so serious, this is not a ID photo, relax!" You Mi said with a smile.

"Gee, I really don't like taking pictures." Li Weiguo simply didn't take it and walked up to You Mi.

"Then let's take a picture together." You Mi found a passer-by A and asked him to help take a photo of himself, Li Weiguo, and the Dandan.

After standing with Youmi, Li Weiguo relaxed. Li Weiguo still put his hands at his side, and You Mi held the bag in one hand, compared to V with the other, his head was slightly tilted, and he smiled sweetly.

"Click!"

"Handsome guys and beauties, you guys are really compatible!" Passerby A praised after looking at the photos on the camera.

"Thank you!" You Mi Xie took the camera after passing passer-by A, and found that it was indeed a good shot, and the expressions of the two were also very natural. Although Li Weiguo only smiled slightly, his whole temperament was sublimated.

Li Weiguo also looked at the photo, and then his face couldn't help but turn red.

It's a good match! Li Weiguo couldn't help but secretly enjoy in his heart.

After walking around the scenery outside, the two entered the building, and instantly entered the era of flood and famine from modern society.

"Look at that tall and big dinosaur, every time I come here, I say it's a long deer." You Mi doesn't mind sharing her childhood troubles with others at all.

The thunder dragon said that he was very worried, why are you here again? You are more welcome at the zoo!

"That's the Brontosaurus." Li Weiguo smiled.

"Huh, how do you know?" You Mi tilted his head to look at Li Weiguo.

"Hehe, I once saw it in a book." Li Weiguo said with a smile.

Thunder Dragon: I like science and engineering men.

"Look, it's a brawl!" You Mi pulled Li Weiguo and ran in front of the two dinosaur skeletons.

The skeletons of the two dinosaurs were arranged as if they were scolding each other, one large and the other small.

"Not necessarily, what if you're making friends?" Li Weiguo leaned in and helped his glasses.

"How do you know you're making friends? Apparently they were calling each other stupid, and then they began to grind their teeth, ready to bite violently. You Mi said.

Li Weiguo smiled and prepared to tease You Mi.

"Because this is a male and a female, it is estimated that they are cultivating feelings."

"Really?" You Mi was suspicious, just a pile of bones, where could you see the difference between male and female.

"Well, the one you look tall with his mouth wide open, and he probably keeps cries of pleasure; And the short one, with its mouth slightly open, looked up at the tall one, feeling like it was responding. Li Weiguo pinched.

"Oh, it's two dinosaurs in love!" Yumi nodded.

Sister, do you believe it? Leave your IQ with the balls.

"Wow! The dinosaur looked like it was about to pounce and bite. You Mi and Li Weiguo walked up to the skeleton of a seemingly ferocious dinosaur.

The skeleton was positioned to rush forward on the ground, looking like it was ready to pounce.

"It looks so fierce." Li Weiguo said.

"You go and take a picture with it, and you look terrified." You Mi took Li Weiguo's camera and said.

This time, Li Weiguo cooperated very well in a few poses pretending to run for his life, and his expression was also terrifying, which made You Mi very satisfied.

After the two walked around, they stood upstairs, looking down at the fossil pile below, and there was an indescribable shock.

"No wonder the little rabbit is standing here, and he wants to kick Zhu Tong's shoes down." You Mi looked at the pile of fossils below, then at Li Weiguo, and resisted the impulse.

After the two visited the Dinosaur Museum, they found a nearby place to eat, and You MiδΈ¨ decisively bought himself a few tea eggs.

Looking at You Mi's unpretentious eating appearance, Li Weiguo smiled.

Li Gong, are you a woman who has seen too little? Is this called unpretentious? It's called gobbling up, okay? Next time, let Ben Rabbit show you a genuine and unpretentious eating appearance.

"Have fun?" You Mi asked while eating.

"It's fun." Li Weiguo peeled a tea egg for You Mi.

"Tomorrow I will take you to the Salt History Museum to learn about the history and culture of our salt capital." You Mi has already helped Li Weiguo arrange his itinerary for the next few days.

First stop, Dinosaur Museum; the second stop, the Salt History Museum; The third stop, Lantern Park; Fourth stop, Lao Cai and Old Town; The fifth stop, the new town.

The five-day arrangement is full and not rushed, and You Mi is really a good playmate for leisure and fun.

On the last night, when the two were enjoying the night view along the Puxi River, Li Weiguo suddenly said: "You Mi, I think you are really good." ”

"Hehe, everybody says so." What about Yumi, reserved?

Li Weiguo smiled and secretly turned his head to look at You Mi, and at this time, You Mi also looked up at Li Weiguo.

The eyes of the two met under the flickering street lamp, overflowing with inexplicable affection.

"I want to take you to meet my mother." Li Weiguo's voice was slightly hoarse, full of affection.