Wang Ning gave us a few false identities to sign up for a local group to go to Guizhou, and three days later, I and Brother Earphone and others disguised themselves as tourists and set off with the tour group.

The journey was fairly smooth, and nothing unusual happened, and it seems that our method of stealing beams and changing pillars has temporarily hidden the eyes of those who are eyeing outside.

Even so, after leaving Yunnan and entering Guizhou, we still can't act rashly, in order to make sure that no one has found out that we have left Yunnan, we have to honestly follow the tour group to finish the past few days, if we don't find anything unusual, we plan to wait until the time of return, and then wait for an excuse to stay, and then sneak out of Guizhou.

Guizhou has beautiful mountains and rivers, many scenic spots, and typical karst landforms are eye-opening.

Anyway, we have to wait until we return before we set off, so we simply opened up with the tour group these days.

The tour guide is a woman with heavy makeup, two thin lips painted scarlet, from the beginning of the departure, along the way to give us an endless introduction to the attractions to go to how good.

She listened well to her eloquence, and immediately put me in, desperate to see the sights as soon as possible.

It's just that after arriving at the place, the tour guide did not take us directly to the scenic spots, but took us to the entrance of a shopping mall, and began to boast endlessly about how good the local products in this shopping mall are.

One of them is a bit like an unknown thing like a tree root, and it was blown into the sky by this tour guide, saying that there are two biggest discoveries of human beings in the 21st century, one is gravitational waves, and the second is this thing, saying how good this thing is to eat, it can fight cancer, lose weight, beauty, and resist various diseases, and it almost didn't say that it has the effect of resurrecting the dead.

Some tourists listened to it and bought a lot of them at a great price.

However, a larger part of the travelers are not stupid, and they know that they are tired here, and they are not willing to pay for anything.

The tour guide flickered with us again, and when he saw that we were still indifferent, his face turned dark.

"People want to face trees and bark, and they come out to play and are so picky, it's better to sleep at home, a group of ignorant poor ghosts!"

The tour guide unceremoniously left a sentence, and a few tourists who were a little hot-tempered immediately quit and argued with the tour guide.

At this time, more than a dozen big men who came to "persuade the fight" suddenly came out from the side, surrounding us, and their words were full of threats.

When those people saw this, they also knew that if they didn't pay for it, they would definitely not be able to please it today, so they spent money to avoid disasters.

My headphone brother and I had to pay for some weird-looking tree roots, and the tour guide's face was a little better, "That's right, you have to be generous to be happy, and you have to think about how to save money when you do anything, so it's better to stay at home, so you don't spend a penny." ”

After the guide walked away, we casually threw the broken tree roots that had been blown into the sky in the trash.

"If it weren't for the special situation this time, I really want to beat this stinky woman hard!"

Hou Xiaofei gritted his teeth and said.

"Okay, don't forget the purpose of our coming out this time, don't make any trouble!" Shangguan Chen said calmly.

The next journey, basically wandering in a variety of shopping stores, for the scenic spot is just a pass, except for a few big fools who are happy to buy, most of the tourists' mood has been lost, but because of the local power of the tour guide, they dare not speak out.

Although I feel very angry at this practice in my heart, I can only restrain myself at this time, and every time I go to the store, I will obediently pay for some things, thinking that after returning to Yunnan, I have to check the details of this tour guide, and I have to teach her a lesson.

"Dear travelers, we are going to a very famous local place, where the inhabitants are all local minorities, warm and simple, you should feel the comfort of the original ecology when you get there......

The tour guide crackled and said a lot, but when I got to the local area, I found that the villagers there were indeed very "simple", so simple that we didn't get off the car, and the villagers who swarmed to the car blocked the car door, selling all kinds of local products in their hands, and there was a posture of not letting people get off without buying.

In desperation, we had to spend money again to avoid trouble, but we couldn't wait to rush this guide into the hole of the toilet!

The architecture here does have some ethnic minority characteristics, but because of the "enthusiasm" and "simplicity" of the local residents, we are completely uninterested, and we just want to leave this ghost place as soon as possible.

"Dear travelers, pay attention, next, the place we are going to is the highlight of this tour, it is a very famous local temple, which enshrines a very effective god, a certain leader and a certain star have come, Ma Mou, who is engaged in e-commerce, used to be a dick, and then he also came to this temple to make a wish, and it became a soaring ......"

I listened to it angrily and funny, this tour guide can really talk nonsense, if there is really such a good thing as she said, then she is still a fart tour guide, come and burn incense and worship a god and fly to the sky.

The temple that was blown into the sky by the tour guide was actually a small dilapidated temple, and there was a black thing enshrined in it, I don't know what it was.

According to the tour guide, this is the local protector god, and as long as you make a wish sincerely, you will be able to fulfill it.

Of course, the "piety" of the tour guide means incense money, an ordinary incense candle is frighteningly expensive, and something that costs a few dollars outside costs hundreds here.

The tour guide explained that this was all turned on, and that only by burning this incense to the Dharma Protector could the Dharma Protector be able to sense it.

I scoffed at these claims, but I was still prepared to pay for some sky-high incense, so that the guide would not be annoying again.

"Wait a minute."

Shangguan Chen suddenly stopped me, then walked into the temple and looked at the statue, and after a moment, his brows furrowed slightly.

"What's going on?"

I saw that Shangguan Chen's face was not quite right, and I hurriedly asked.

Shangguan Chen didn't say a word, turned around and walked towards the outside of the temple, Hou Xiaofei and I didn't know what to do, and after glancing at each other, we also walked out.

When I got to a place where no one was around, I quickly asked, "What's going on, didn't you keep saying that we should spend money on phone bills and not make a mess?" If you don't buy some incense, it is estimated that the tour guide will have to come over again to find trouble after a while. ”

Shangguan Chen frowned slightly, his face was serious, and he muttered, "This statue can't be offered, there is a problem, I'm afraid there will be trouble if it is offered!" ”

"And there are gods who can't be offered? What is that? Hou Xiaofei was also confused.

At this time, the headphone brother who had been silent suddenly took over the conversation, took a deep breath, and said, "That thing is not a Dharma protector, it is clearly an evil spirit!" ”

"Evil spirits?"

I was stunned for a moment, and wondered, "How can there be evil spirits in the temple?" ”

Brother Earphone didn't speak, twisted his head to the side, and Shangguan Chen explained, "The temples are not necessarily dedicated to gods and Buddhas, especially some dilapidated and remote small temples. ”

"The small temple where the incense is not vigorous, the real gods and Buddhas will leave, and some evil spirits will take advantage of the void to enter and enjoy the fireworks offered in the world instead of the gods and Buddhas.

"!"

After hearing this, Hou Xiaofei said angrily, "Then damn tour guide, let us spend money, forget it, and return the whole evil spirit to let us worship, isn't this particularly harmful, no, I can't bear this matter, I have to find her to talk to her!" ”

"Don't be impulsive!"

I hurriedly stopped Hou Xiaofei, at this time, we must keep a low profile in everything we say and do, but we must not cause any trouble.

Shangguan Chen continued, "It's none of the tour guide's business, and she doesn't know that she is enshrined in evil spirits. ”

"I see that the incense is very strong, what will happen if I worship? So many people have worshipped, nothing should happen, right? I asked.

This is a "stronghold" of this tour guide, and I don't know how many people have been brought here to burn incense before, and if something happens, it will be a big problem.

"Under normal circumstances, there will be no accidents in a short period of time, and the tour guide is right about one thing, if you burn more incense to support this evil spirit, your wish will be easily realized."

"In that case, why can't you worship?"

I was confused, since the wish can be fulfilled, this is a good thing, but why is Shangguan Chen so nervous that he won't let us worship?

"I'm talking about a while!"

Shangguan Chen continued, "The evil spirit is not a god or Buddha, in order to get more incense offerings, it will do everything possible to help people fulfill some relatively small wishes, so that the fortune of the person who worships him will rise within a period of time. ”

"But this is an evil technique of the evil spirit, and the fortune that climbs in a short period of time is actually the fortune of a person's life, but the evil spirit uses a secret technique to advance it."

Seeing that we still didn't quite understand, Shangguan Chen made an analogy, "For example, if a person saves one million in the bank and can only withdraw 10,000 yuan a year, although this person will be poor, he will not be hungry for the rest of his life." ”

"But if one day he takes out all the million at once, and in a short time he is indeed rich, but when the million is spent, he will have nothing. Fortune is the same, everyone's fortune is fate from birth, if you enjoy all the fortune in advance, the rest is endless bad luck. ”

"It is impossible for ordinary gods and Buddhas to do such things, they will only let the people who worship them flow for a long time, and enlighten them in the dark, so many people complain that worshipping the Buddha is not effective. But the evil spirit is different, it does not hesitate to use this vicious way to deceive the trust of the world for the sake of its own incense. ”

"So the more effective the temple, the more you can't visit, a person's fortune can't be changed, the real gods and Buddhas will never be able to do this kind of thing, and even some people's bad luck will be advanced in advance, so that they will suffer a little bit first, and then the life will get better little by little."

I only now fully understand the meaning of Shangguan Chen, it seems that some of the truths are the same, there is an ancient saying, the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first work hard to work their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, and do what they do in chaos, which is exactly this reason.

The real gods and Buddhas will only advance your bad luck and then make your life better day by day, and the evil spirits will advance your good luck and make your life worse day by day after a short period of good luck.

Then, Shangguan Chen added in a low voice, "The most important thing is that we are all people in the occult world, if we worship, the evil spirits will definitely be able to detect our identity when they advance our fortunes......"

Before he finished speaking, he heard the mean voice of the tour guide coming from the side, "Oh, how many of you are chatting here, everyone has bought incense and offered to the gods, are you embarrassed to buy it?" ”