"Sister tour guide, you said that we also bought a lot of things along the way, otherwise, we won't be incense this time, we believe in Jesus, and we can't worship other gods."

Hou Xiaofei said to the tour guide with a grin.

"I'm embarrassed to say it, every time you buy something, you buy so little, I said why are you so picky, I don't have money to learn to travel, I'm really unlucky, I've been with the group for so long, the first time I've seen you so shameless, this incense has to buy anything today, I won't go around the bend with you, I have relatives in this village......"

The tour guide saw that there was no one around, and directly tore our faces, and the words were full of naked coercion, anyway, there is one meaning, if we don't buy incense today, don't think about it.

"Why don't I ask my relatives to come and talk to you?" The tour guide looked at us contemptuously and said, "My relatives were born and raised here, so let them introduce you to this protector deity, and when you believe in it, they will leave whenever they want." ”

The tour guide said, took out his mobile phone, and made it look like he was going to make a call.

"You're too much......"

Hou Xiaofei was so angry that he was about to go crazy, but I hurriedly grabbed him, I looked at the tour guide and said, "That's it, there is no one else here, let's not go around the corner, we buy that incense How much commission can you get, we can just give you the commission." ”

After hearing this, the tour guide immediately started talking, but he still pretended to be embarrassed, and said, "Hey, what do you all think of me, I let you consume mainly to drive the local economy, forget it, it's not easy to see a few of you, so let's do it, the three of you give me 2,000 yuan, and I'll help you donate to local charities when I go back......"

Looking at the way the tour guide counted the money over and over again, I really wanted to kick her out and donate it to charity, I think it was about the same as donating her wallet.

Along the way, we were all very angry with the tour guide, and we had already memorized her work permit number and name, thinking about waiting for this matter to be over, and then we would clean her up after returning to Kunming.

But for now, we can only endure it, and we can't ruin our ultimate goal for this little thing.

After taking the money, the tour guide treated us much better, as if he had changed his face.

Hou Xiaofei couldn't get angry, and then he thought of a crooked idea, pretended to be smiling, and said to the tour guide, "Sister tour guide, you are so beautiful." ”

"Haha, thanks for the compliment." The tour guide took the money and heard the compliment, and felt very happy.

"Let's be honest with you, in fact, we are all rich second generations, and our families have money, and we don't buy anything this time because we don't ......look down on those things."

Hou Xiaofei's tongue was like a clever spring, and the tour guide was stunned, "How many of you are really a rich second generation?" ”

Hou Xiaofei nodded and said, "Hey, sister tour guide, now there is no one else, I won't spare the bend, along the way, the thing I want to buy the most is the tour guide sister you, so let's make a price, just open it!" ”

"What do you think of me!" The tour guide was furious.

"Ten thousand?"

"I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of person."

"Fifty thousand?"

"Do you really like me?"

"One hundred thousand!"

The tour guide was directly stunned, "Are you kidding me?" ”

"I can transfer it to you right away!" Hou Xiaofei took out his mobile phone.

The tour guide was stunned, and immediately blossomed, "Oh, you little ghost, no wonder you have a black face along the way, it turns out that you are holding back crooked thoughts in your heart, you transfer money to me now, and I will contact you when I rest at night......"

Hou Xiaofei picked up the phone, pretended to press a few buttons, and then suddenly said, "Oh, the balance is not enough, it's a little bit short." ”

"How much is missing?"

"There are still ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, and there is only one left, why don't you give me a cheaper price?"

The tour guide's face suddenly turned dark, "Are you kidding me?" ”

Hou Xiaofei raised his chin, "I'm quite sincere, but your appearance is worth a dollar." ”

"You wait for me!" The tour guide was furious, picked up his mobile phone and prepared to make a call.

Hou Xiaofei raised his mobile phone and said with a smile, "You are calling your relatives, okay, call them over, I recorded the conversation with you just now, just let it be played to your relatives, hehe, or I will send this recording to your company later......"

"You ......"

The tour guide turned red with anger, and glared at Hou Xiaofei angrily, "Then what do you want!" ”

"I don't want to do anything, but then, you don't force us to buy things, as for this recording, don't worry, I'll automatically delete it when this trip is over."

The tour guide was so angry that he couldn't speak, at this time, a tourist ran over out of breath and said to the tour guide, "Tour guide, it's not good, a few group members and incense sellers are fighting, you go and see!" ”

Hou Xiaofei smiled playfully at the tour guide, "Go ahead, go ahead, do your job well." ”

The tour guide glared at Hou Xiaofei viciously, and then hurriedly followed the group of friends in the direction of the temple.

I gave Hou Xiaofei a thumbs up, "Awesome!" ”

I admire Hou Xiaofei for this, this kind of crooked idea is only thought of by him, so that we can enjoy the next two days of the journey.

At this time, Shangguan Chen suddenly frowned and said, "It's not good!" ”

Then he and Brother Earphone quickly ran towards the direction of the temple, Hou Xiaofei and I glanced at each other, I didn't know what was going on, and hurriedly ran over.

At the place where incense was sold at the entrance of the temple, a group of people were noisy.

Several big men in our group were arguing with the incense sellers, and one of the big men said angrily, "What's the matter, Lao Tzu is rich, but Lao Tzu is not good at this incense, what else can you do to me?" ”

These people may have been suffocated by the tour guide along the way, and now they are forced to buy sky-high incense, and they burst out, "I'll put myself here today, I won't buy this incense anymore, what do you like, I don't believe you can kill me!" ”

The tour guide was annoyed and angry, and glanced at the incense sellers, who immediately called a large group of villagers and surrounded the troublemakers.

Seeing that he was about to make a move, one of the big men suddenly took out two stacks of big bills from his bag and shouted, "What Dharma Protector, Lao Tzu doesn't believe this, don't you just want to extort money?" Lao Tzu has money, everyone listens, whoever goes up and spits on this Dharma protector, Lao Tzu will give him a thousand yuan! ”

As soon as these words came out, the villagers immediately became in a commotion, and a group of people immediately rushed to the temple, spitting at the statue, including the few incense vendors and the tour guide who boasted about the power of the protector god.

The big man also kept his promise, and gave a thousand yuan to everyone who spitted, and everyone immediately wanted to smash the idol and send the big man up as his own father.

During the whole process, Shangguan Chen's face was not very good, as if he was worried about something.

"Shangguan, what's wrong." I whispered to Shangguan Chen.

Shangguan Chen's brows tightened, and he said in a deep voice, "This group of people has caused a big disaster, we can't follow this group any longer, the plan changes, and when we get to the next attraction, we will leave under the pretext!" ”

I don't really understand why I suddenly have to change my plans on the last minute.

When he arrived at a place where no one was around, Shangguan Chen slowly exhaled a breath and said, "The evil spirit is not a god or Buddha, if this group of people provokes it, it will definitely not give up, and this evil spirit has enjoyed the fireworks of the world for more than ten years, and its cultivation must be extraordinary." The temperament of evil spirits is revenge, and they will take revenge immediately, and this group of people will be in trouble next! ”

"What's the matter with us!"

Hou Xiaofei said, "We didn't go up to spit again, the evil spirit wants to take revenge on those who spit on it, and we have nothing to do." ”

Shangguan Chen sighed lightly and said slowly, "I hope so." ”

In fact, I feel that Shangguan Chen is making a bit of a fuss this time, a statue is nothing big, I was ignorant when I was a child, and I didn't do much to spit on the statue, and it's not good now.

And I think what Hou Xiaofei said makes sense, even if that evil spirit is not easy to deal with, it won't find us anyway.

It would be a bad idea to think that this would change our original plan.

The next attraction, in the hinterland of Guizhou, is still a four-hour drive away.

A few of us sat in the last row of the bus, Hou Xiaofei and I were dozing off all the way, and Brother Earphone closed his eyes and pondered, only Shangguan Cheng was the only one with a frown, still worried about the things in the temple.

"Still thinking about that, don't worry, there shouldn't be any problems, your nerves have collapsed too hard these days, rest for a while."

I looked at Shangguan Chen like this, and I felt that I couldn't help it, he was worrying about it alone for the past few days, and he hardly slept at night, and he would get up every once in a while to check around.

Shangguan Chen took a deep breath and slowly exhaled it, "I hope so, but I always feel that something will happen." ”

"Don't worry, there shouldn't be an accident, maybe it's because you haven't rested well in the past few days."

After a short drive, the bus came to a steep road.

Guizhou is mountainous, the terrain is very complicated, so many roads run through the mountains, almost all of the roads are hung on the cliffs, one is not careful, the bottom is the abyss.

When we reached a certain place, the bus suddenly braked suddenly, and several of us woke up.

"What's going on, what's going on?"

The tour guide also woke up from his sleep and complained to the driver.

The driver stood up and looked ahead, and said, "Hey, what's going on, why is there something in front of you all of a sudden?" ”

With that, the driver opened the car door and walked down, and some curious tourists also got out of the car to watch the excitement.

A few of us were going to stop the excitement, but suddenly we heard someone outside exclaim, "Isn't this the idol in the temple just now, why did you suddenly come here?" ”