Chapter 42: Two Crazy Men
"When are you going to be my boyfriend?" You Mi immediately sent a text message to Zhang Qi to question.
"While you're wiping my saliva." Zhang Qi replied in seconds.
"Hehe, I didn't expect my momentary kindness to get myself a boyfriend, which is really glad to see. If I had known this, I should have just thrown you at the food stall and let the stray dogs lick your saliva for you. ”
"Woo woo woo, you dislike people so much?"
"Yes!"
After that, Zhang Qi didn't reply again, and You Mi thought that he had been hit by himself, although Zhang Qi was not like a thin-skinned person.
There is no danger or danger, and it is five o'clock again, and after You Mi has cleaned up, he is ready to get off work.
"Sister You, isn't that your boyfriend? I didn't drive a Land Rover today, I switched to a motorcycle, it's cool! Xiao Wang and You Mi went out of the unit together and were the first to find Zhang Qi leaning next to the motorcycle.
Zhang Qi is still dressed in black, black jacket, black leather pants, black boots, holding a cigarette, looking like a hanger, why don't you sing rock and roll?
Zhang Qi immediately took off his cigarette butt when he saw You Mi and walked towards You Mi with a smile.
"Are you hungry after work?" put away his trademark lewd smile, Zhang Qi is still quite handsome.
"My dad is waiting for me to eat, so I won't accompany you today." You Mi glanced at him, bypassed him, and continued to walk forward.
"You call our dad and say we'll eat out tonight. I'll take you to eat crayfish and then we'll go for a ride. Saying that, Zhang Qi didn't forget to pat the back seat of his motorcycle.
Our dad? You Mi plucked his ears with his index finger, could it be that there is too much earwax and he is listening to it?
"Sister, I'm not in the mood to accompany you today, and I'm going to play with someone else." You Mi continued to walk forward.
"Ahh I didn't go far before I felt picked up by my waist, and then my ass sank and I sat on the back seat of the motorcycle.
"Looks like I'm going to have to use the strong one." Zhang Qi smiled lewdly, and then put a white helmet on You Mi's head.
He stepped up, put on his black helmet, and walked away.
"Wow, Sister You's boyfriend is so handsome!" Xiao Wang, the melon-eating crowd, couldn't help but feel like a nymphomaniac.
"You're sick!" You Mi's voice buzzed through the helmet.
"What, you say I'm handsome?" Zhang Qi's voice was full of banter.
"I said you're a big decrepit!" You Mi roared.
"Oh, I know I'm handsome, I'm a big handsome guy, hahahaha!" Zhang Qi laughed shamelessly.
You Mi was helpless, rolled her eyes a few times in her heart, and then didn't open her mouth.
It didn't take long for Zhang Qi to park his motorcycle at a lobster shop called "Shrimp Bar Spicy".
One turned over, jumped out of the car, and after taking off the helmet, he hugged You Mi down, and then helped her take the helmet, a series of handsome and gentle movements.
"The crayfish in this store are particularly delicious, spicy and numb, and you won't be able to pull out the next day after you eat it." Zhang Qi put down the helmet casually, took You Mi's hand and walked in, and didn't forget to turn back and say to the little brother who parked the car: "Handsome guy, help me take care of the car and helmet, and go back and give you a tip." ”
The little brother smiled at him and made an OK gesture.
Zhang Qi took You Mi to the pre-determined position by the window on the second floor, and said to You Mi with a smile: "I heard Ertong say that you have a good amount of wine, and you are not drunk with a thousand glasses, so you can drink casually tonight." As for me, I'll just drink milk, and I'll take you for a ride in a while, and I'll drive safely. ”
"Huh." You Mi sneered and rolled her eyes.
"Beauty is beauty, even if it is a sneer + white eyes, it is more beautiful than ordinary people." Zhang Qi flattered.
He knew that You Mi was angry with himself, so he tried to lower himself as much as possible, even if he lowered himself into the pit, he was willing and happy.
Yumi ignored him and stared at the menu.
"Let me tell you, this dish of theirs is a signature." Zhang Qi pointed to a dish on the menu called "Shrimp Coaxing".
"It's a good dessert too." Zhang Qi pointed to a dessert called "noisy" again.
"Coming here often?" You Mi glanced up at Zhang Qi.
"The second time, the first time was with my buddy." Zhang Qi smiled.
In addition to "shrimp coaxing" and "making noise", the two also ordered some other dishes, plus a case of beer.
"Waiter, please have another plate of millet pepper." You Mi beckons to the waiter.
"What, it's not spicy enough?" Zhang Qi asked.
You Mi didn't answer, but the corners of her mouth went up.
When the millet pepper came, You Mi pushed the millet pepper in front of Zhang Qi.
"You can't drink alcohol, so I'll give you some spice, so that you won't be lonely when you eat." You Mi looked at Zhang Qi with a wicked smile.
"Hehe, this ingredient tastes so heavy!" Zhang Qi gritted his teeth, put the millet pepper in front of him, and then under the supervision of You Mi, peeled a crayfish, then dipped a little millet pepper, closed his eyes, and stuffed the lobster meat dipped in millet pepper into his mouth.
"Delicious!" After chewing a few bites and swallowing, Zhang Qi opened his eyes and slapped the table.
"If you like to eat, you can continue, and if you don't have enough, let the waiter take it." The corners of You Mi's mouth rose higher.
Looking at You Mi's malicious smile, Zhang Qi felt that his heart was rippling, and he was simply shaking.
You Mi raised the wine bottle, Zhang Qi lifted the millet pepper plate, and after the two touched it, one drank beer, and the other ate lobster meat dipped in millet pepper, and there was no sense of disobedience.
Watching You Mi pour beer bottle after bottle, Zhang Qi felt that in the future, this kind of thing can bring upstream rice to fight wine, and he will definitely become a Sichuan C tyrant.
After eating more than a dozen crayfish dipped in millet peppers, Zhang Qi felt that his chrysanthemums were starting to smoke.
After a meal, You Mi ate and drank well, so naturally he was not angry with Zhang Qi. Especially after seeing Zhang Qi covering the chrysanthemum with his hands and frowning, he was even more happy.
You Mi thought to herself, it is estimated that Zhang Qi will not be able to pull out a piece of good this week.
"Brother will take you for a ride." Zhang Qi pulled You Mi to his motorcycle.
After giving the parking boy a tip of 50 yuan, Zhang Qi disappeared into the night with Youmi.
"Where are you taking me?" You Mi asked, it's so late, I don't know where this two hundred and five will take him crazy.
Although You Mi also loves to play crazy, but in front of Zhang Qi, she still feels that her too young, too simple Tucson is broken.
Because, not to be superior to IQ.
"I'll take you to see the most beautiful places in Sichuan." Zhang Qi said loudly.
The speed of the car was very fast, and the wind was very strong, which blew Zhang Qi's voice to pieces, like a broken record player, playing unsmooth music, weird but confusing.
Once, there was also a man who took himself to Pingdingshan to see the stars, saying that this is the most beautiful place in Sichuan.
After four years, hearing such words again made You Mi can't help it, and wants to hehe with a face.
Unconsciously, You Mi found that Zhang Qi had carried him to the famous revolving highway in Sichuan C.
The road is a bit like the winding mountain road of Hailuogou, which is very dangerous, but at the same time it is also beautiful.
Mountains on one side and cliffs on the other. The strange rocks on the high mountains are scattered, steep and weird; Thousands of lights under the cliff, the world is diverse.
"Woo woo woo woo" against the strong wind, You Mi felt his adrenaline soaring in "biubiubiu".
The scenery flashed in front of him, and the memories were like a flood, appearing in front of Youmi's eyes.
By the time the motorcycle reached its peak, You Mi was already in tears.
"Why, haven't you sat enough? It's okay, I'm going to ride it down in a while anyway. Zhang Qi has already taken off his helmet.
Yumi, on the other hand, maintained a posture of holding the handle with his hands back, in a petrified state.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Qi approached You Mi and found that her mood was wrong.
Then, he stopped talking, walked to the side silently, and lit a cigarette.
When he had had enough of his emotions, You Mi looked through the helmet and saw the flame of the cigarette butt and the white smoke that was like nothing.
She took off her helmet, wiped her face haphazardly, and rolled over and got out of the car.
"Give me one." You Mi stretched out his hand to Zhang Qi.
"You can smoke?" Zhang Qi asked.
"A little." When Youmi was in elementary school, she secretly smoked her aunt's cigarette, and she almost coughed up her lungs.
"My cigarette is very flushed, take it easy." Zhang Qi took out a cigarette, lit it, and handed it to You Mi.
"Thank you." You Mi took a sip and coughed, and it was really rushed.
"Something?" Zhang Qi glanced at You Mi and felt that You Mi did not look like a sentimental person.
"It's all gone, but I just suddenly thought about it again." You Mi took another sip, this time it was better, and the cough was not so bad.
"Well, people, there will always be some unbearable past. But there's always something to look forward to. Zhang Qi finished his cigarette, and then snatched her one from You Mi's hand.
"Hey, it's mine." You Mi said dissatisfied.
"Just take two puffs, a woman's smoking is not good for her skin." Zhang Qi used his mouth to hold the place where You Mi had just smoked, where You Mi's lipstick was stained.
"Cut, sister is naturally beautiful!" You Mi put her hands in her pockets and found that it was a little cold.
"Cold?" Zhang Qi discovered You Mi's small movements.
"Sort of." You Mi answered truthfully.
"Let's go down then." As he spoke, Zhang Qi took a hard puff on the cigarette holder.
"You haven't finished your cigarette yet." You Mi said.
"Suck enough." Zhang Qi showed the cigarette holder to You Mi, and You Mi didn't know why.
Silly girl, I've sucked all the places you've sucked, and I've sucked up the lipstick you've left on it, and I'm satisfied.
Throwing away the cigarette, Zhang Qi put the helmet on You Mi.
"No, I want to blow down, my sister is wearing her hair today, and the feeling of blowing the wind must be very chic." Yumi waved his hand and refused to wear a helmet.
"Are you sure?" Zhang Qi asked.
"Yes." Yumi nodded.
"The wind going down the mountain will be very strong, like a knife cutting in the face, and when you are blown into two hundred and five, don't blame my brother for not warning you in advance." Zhang Qi persuaded.
Sister, why don't we do it?
"I do!" You Mi stepped directly onto the back seat of the motorcycle.
"Okay! You're going crazy, brother is going crazy with you. Zhang Qi simply didn't wear a helmet at all.
"The wind going down the mountain will be very strong, like a knife cutting your face, and when you are blown into two hundred and five, don't blame my sister for not warning you in advance." You Mi copied the original words.
"No, I'm two hundred and five I'm willing!" After saying that, he drove down the mountain.
"You're finally telling the truth, hahahaha!" Yumi laughed.
"I want to go with you, go to blow and ......boom," Zhang Qi began to hum an out-of-tune song in his rough voice.
"The river flows eastward, you have me, I have everything......" You Mi also sang.
The two madmen, singing and blowing the wind like this, still beat their faces with their hair, not knowing the pain or tirelessness......