Chapter Seventy-Six: Cao Cao is unspeakable

"Ahem, ahem! No, just cut it this way. Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi expectantly.

"You can try it, isn't it just a bob thinning." Yumi felt that he could handle it.

"Huh... This can't be your two-dimensional goddess, right? Yumi said, pointing to Rei Ayaami's photo.

"Hehe, she's two-dimensional, you're three-dimensional." Monkey Xiaoxin said with a smile.

You Mi gave him a blank look, and continued to admire the wonders of the cave.

"You say, standing in front of these stones and taking pictures, will it feel like a ghost movie?" You Mi asked suddenly.

"Yes, so very few people usually take pictures of this visit in the stalactite cave." Monkey Xiaoxin said.

"Then I want to shoot!" You Mi said excitedly, and put down the tied hair and straightened it.

"You're not thinking about Miss Sadako, are you?" Monkey Xiaoxin is most afraid of Sadako!

"Isn't this long hair about to be cut off? I want to keep a souvenir. Yumi brushed her hair in front of her, covering most of her small face.

Monkey Xiaoxin was embarrassed, thinking, there are many ways to commemorate, such as cutting it out and giving it to me or something, there is no need to take such a scary photo, it will scare the children and the monkey!

"Hurry! Someone will come in a moment. "You Mi has stood in front of a pile of colorful and strangely shaped stalactites.

Surrounded by colorful lights, Yumi's face and body are also reflected in magical colors. Her long, slightly messy hair obscured most of her face, revealing only her small, tall nose and red lips. Because she still had gauze wrapped around her left calf, she wore a long white dress that reached to her ankles.

So, Yumi turned into Miss Sadako, standing in front of the colorful strange rocks, and was recorded by Monkey Xiaoxin with his mobile phone with the simplest standing action.

After taking several photos, Monkey Xiaoxin looked at his photographic works and felt that it was too penetrating, so he raised his forehead and said to You Mi: "It's okay, Ms. You Sadako." ”

"I'll see how it goes." You Mi clamped her hair behind her ears and jumped in front of Monkey Xiaoxin.

"Slow down, don't push your left foot!" Monkey Xiaoxin said worriedly, thinking, this person doesn't have the quiet temperament of Miss Sadako at all.

"Wow! It's so magical, I think I'm very suitable for playing the heroine in a relationship with a monster hunt. You Mi took the mobile phone, looked through them one by one, and felt that Monkey Xiaoxin's photo skills were not bad, she was well combined with the background, and the weird atmosphere was also in place.

"Heh, I hope I don't have nightmares at night!" Monkey Xiaoxin snorted coldly.

After admiring the photos, the two walked to a river, the river is very calm, like a mirror, reflecting the colorful stalactites on it, like a watercolor painting, beautiful and beautiful.

You Mi leaned down and took a photo, and found that her face was reflected in the river with a strange sense of charm. She feels that she still has the potential to play a female ghost.

"Monkey Xiaoxin, can you help me take a picture of the reflection in the water?" You Mi beckoned to Monkey Xiaoxin.

"You're really addicted to pretending to be Sadako." Monkey Xiaoxin rolled his eyes and said.

However, he still chose the best angle and took pictures of You Mi reflected in the water, which was even more ghostly than the ones just now.

Because the two chose a weekday, there were not many people in the cave, so the two of them just walked around, filmed, and frolicked, and soon stayed until the evening.

"Not hungry?" Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi and found that as soon as You Mi was excited, her cheeks would become rosy, which made her look extremely vivid.

"I wasn't hungry, but when you say that, I feel hungry." You Mi touched his flat lower abdomen and said.

So, the two went out of the gem cave, found a local restaurant, and after dinner, returned to the hotel.

The next day, Xiao Zhu drove them to Kunming Airport, before parting, still holding the monkey Xiaoxin reluctantly, although he said that you get out, don't come again or something like that, but the paw is still quite honest, and he won't let go of the monkey Xiaoxin.

Seeing these two people showing affection in front of him, You Mi couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and take a picture of it, and sent it to the group, asking Da Ou and Fat Xiang to identify whether Xiao Zhu wanted to plant chrysanthemums with Monkey Xiaoxin.

Oh: It's not like a chrysanthemum, it's like a corn.

Fat Xiang: Falling flowers are intentionally ruthless.

You Mi: There are obviously two styles of painting ╮ (╯▽╰) ╭

After Xiao Zhu finished hugging Monkey Xiaoxin, he opened his arms and walked towards Youmi, but before he could get closer, he was dragged away by Monkey Xiaoxin.

"Get out!" After saying that, he pulled You Mi to change the boarding pass.

"Xiao Zhu, remember to look for me in the future!" You Mi turned around with a smile and waved vigorously to Xiao Zhu.

"Did you have fun this time?" After getting on the plane, Monkey Xiaoxin asked when he was fastening his seat belt for Youmi.

"It's not bad, in addition to the injury, will there be sequelae? I'm not young now. "You Mi is used to Monkey Xiaoxin's enthusiasm for wearing seat belts for himself, and he still enjoys it a little.

"Oh, you're not even 30 yet! In my eyes, it's still a delicate flower. Monkey Xiaoxin rubbed You Mi's hair dotingly.

"Delicate flowers? Chrysanthemum or lily? You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin with a frightened expression.

"What do you want?" Monkey Xiaoxin used another "one yang finger" and said: "Cactus flower!" ”

"What? Cactus? Isn't that a thorny body? You Mi imagined that her whole body was covered with thorns, and goosebumps immediately appeared.

"So let's read more serious books! The cactus flower means strong and warm, represents the character of being strong on the outside and soft on the inside, and has a good taste, can lower blood pressure and blood lipids, and can also delay aging. Monkey Xiaoxin thinks that Youmi is a cactus flower, the outside and soft on the inside, strong and warm, and IKEA IKEA.

"So I'm so powerful!" You Mi nodded and sighed.

After taking the plane, I took the bus upside down again, and then returned to Sichuan C, and it was already ten in the evening.

"I'll take you back in a taxi." Monkey Xiaoxin said.

"No, I'll go see Xiao Yu, after all, I didn't stay by her side in her most difficult moments." You Mi said with a little guilt.

"Okay, then don't play too late, go back and rest early." Monkey Xiaoxin rubbed You Mi's hair and said.

"Well, you should rest early, too." After speaking, You Mi took a taxi and went straight to the "butterfly with broken wings".

What she didn't tell Monkey Xiaoxin was that tonight's girlfriend reunion "Butterfly with Broken Wings" was to wash the dust for You Mi, and on the other hand, to appease Xiao Yu, as a newly divorced pregnant woman, Xiao Yu's mood was good and bad.

"Sisters, I'm back from swimming rice worms!" You rice was the last to arrive, and the others had already drunk it, except, of course, pregnant women.

"Are your legs alright?" Chen Jie looked at You Mi's left leg, which was still wrapped in gauze, and asked with a little worry.

"It's okay if you don't jump, Da Yu'er, what's the matter, is my godson well-behaved?" You Mi walked up to Xiao Yu and gently touched her bulging belly with her hand.

"I'm not well-behaved, I'm not well-behaved at all, what I eat and vomit, you see I've lost weight." Xiao Yu complained, thinking, I had never tossed so much when I was pregnant with the boss before!

"Maybe it's complaining that you crippled his father." You Mi said.

"Where it is disabled, it will break its leg." Xiao Yu said dissatisfied.

"Speaking of legs, rice worms, what's going on? You didn't explain it clearly on WeChat! Ohio mixed a cocktail for Yumi and pushed it in front of her.

"Hey, it's all the men's fault." You Mi sighed.

Everyone: Oh (three times)!

So, You Mi told everyone about Xiaoru.

"! Xiao Bichi, if you weren't agile, I'm afraid you would have fallen even worse. After listening to You Mi's story, Xiao Yu could imagine the dangerous situation at that time.

"Pregnant woman, watch your words." Yumi reminded, took two sips of the cocktail, and continued, "However, this time it was a lot of fun. ”

"Are you sure it has anything to do with Monkey Xiaoxin?" Fat Xiang asked.

"Sister Xiang, let me ask you, what do you think of Monkey Xiaoxin? You see that men are the most accurate, at the beginning Song Xiaojian and Xiao Liu, you said that they were not good, you are simply a scumbag expert! You Mi looked at Fat Xiang and wanted to hear Fat Xiang's opinion.

"Yes, it's worth associating." Fat Xiang was concise and to the point.

"How do you see that?" Yumi was curious.

"Eyes, his eyes are very open, his eyes are clear, at first glance, he is a person who has no secrets and is open in his heart. Tang Xiaobai is too, both of them are a type of man, although they have a successful career and a wide range of contacts, they are very homely. You Mi, don't do it, and be with Monkey Xiaoxin. The red envelopes for me and Da Ou are ready, and there is only one groom left. Fat Xiang said.

"How long ago did you start preparing your red envelopes? It won't be Song Xiaojian, now the price has skyrocketed, and even the house price has doubled. You Mi said.

"Poof! Xiang, my heart aches! Da Ou pretended to be uncomfortable and pounded his heart.

"It's okay, I'll rub it for you." Fat Xiang walked up to Da Ou, stroked his chest with his hand, turned to You Mi and said, "The red envelope that Da Ou and I prepared will definitely make you afford to buy a house... in a few square meters. ”

"Hahaha, then I'll make up a few square meters, Jie'er will also make up a few square meters, and your sister will make a few more square meters, then you can make a down payment on a house." Xiao Yu laughed.

You Mi and his girlfriends drank and made trouble until 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and then they were ready to take a taxi back.

After Chen Jie's husband came over and picked up Chen Jie and Xiao Yu, You Mi began to call a taxi. But I don't know what's going on, several cars have passed, but none of them are empty.

You Mi looked at her phone and found that today is Friday, everyone is out and hi, no wonder the taxi is so tight.

When it was half past 12, You Mi began to think about whether to go back to the bar and let Da Ou or Fat Xiang drive him back.

Just as You Mi was about to walk back, a police car stopped in front of him.

You Mi thought to herself, I haven't done anything illegal lately, have I? Anyway, pretend not to see it, and hurry back to the bar.

"You Mi, didn't you get a taxi? Do you want me to send you? A voice stopped Youmi, and this voice made Youmi feel both familiar and unfamiliar.

She turned around and saw Song Xiaojian sitting in the driver's seat.

Cao Cao really can't say it!