Chapter Seventy-Five: Let's Hold a Hand
In order to be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible, You Mi has been very well-behaved in the past two days, not to mention jumping, and even rarely getting out of bed, just for fear that if he is not careful, he will bump into it and live for a few more days.
Two days later, You Mi was discharged from the hospital as she wished.
You Rice: Sprinkle flowers and flowers!
After the two of them returned to the hotel to put their things away, Monkey Xiaoxin borrowed a car from Xiao Zhu and took You Mi to explore the Gem Cave.
Baobao Cave is located in Panlong Village, Sandan Township, a little off, and it still takes some time to drive over. Therefore, Monkey Xiaoxin suggested that You Mi sleep first, and when he wakes up, he will arrive.
However, where can You Mi sleep, there is new news in the group of girlfriends every day, and she can't join in the fun!
"Finally finished the formalities, and my sister is single again!" Xiao Yu moved quickly, and this time he was faster than the time he left the king.
"Congratulations, joining the hipster ranks of single moms." I said.
"What are you going to do in the future? Raising children alone? Fat Xiang said with concern, he knew that Xiao Yu was not bad for money, but it was still very hard to take care of children alone.
"Or else? It's not good for him to follow me, an irresponsible mother. Xiao Yu sighed.
"Shoko and I are his fathers!" Daou jumped out.
"Hahaha, okay, it seems that my child has no shortage of fathers and godmothers!" Xiao Yu made a flower-sprinkling expression.
After Xiao Yu and the king divorced, her daughter returned to the king, so she and Xiao Yu are not close, and they don't seem to like Xiao Yu's mother very much. Therefore, Xiao Yu has almost no experience as a mother.
"You take care of it, you must raise it!" It is precisely because Xiao Yu has no experience as a mother that You Mi is quite worried, really afraid that she will raise the child to death.
"Cut, isn't it just raising children, how different is it from your longevity?" Look, Xiao Yu doesn't have a sense of mission to be a mother at all.
"! Shou Shou is the eighth king, can you compare? If you can't bring it well, bring it to your mother, and it just so happens that she keeps making noise that having a grandson is the same as not having a grandson. In fact, the king often takes his daughter back to see her grandmother and grandfather, but her daughter can't get close to Xiao Yu's family.
However, this is not to blame her, since she was born, it was the king's mother who took her, and Xiao Yu had no milk and water, so she spent less time with her daughter. As soon as I got out of confinement, I went out to hi, and I didn't have the consciousness of being a mother at all.
finally waited for her daughter to call her mother, and Xiao Yu divorced the king again. Therefore, in the heart of Xiao Yu's daughter, Xiao Yu is not a good mother.
You Mi has always suspected that Xiao Yu was not born to her parents, because Xiao Yu's parents are normal people, more normal than You Mi's parents. Therefore, You Mi felt that Xiao Yu was either her parents hugged the wrong person, or she jumped out of the crack in the stone.
"When I think of the king, I think of the king." Xiao Yu said.
Everyone: Have you considered the feelings of the old man next door?
"This is the most cruel hack to the king!" I popped up.
"I'm serious, the king knew that I was divorced from that turtle grandson, and I had a big belly, so he came to ask me if I wanted to remarry him, and he didn't mind being the father of the child in my belly." Xiao Yu said.
"Humph! He wants to take revenge on Xiao Liu, right? You Mi replied.
"No matter what he thinks, I won't eat back grass, it's not good for digestion. I didn't do it this time, I already went home to live, and my mother specially hired a confinement sister-in-law to take care of me. I want to wait for the birth of my child and raise him well. As for not looking for men anymore, I don't force it, now that technology is so developed, tools can already replace some functions of men. Xiao Yu said.
"Don't look at the last sentence, the front painting style is quite positive." I said.
So, along the way, Youmi's >" has arrived! Put your phone away. Monkey Xiaoxin said helplessly.
"Oh! Good. You Mi posted an 886 emoji in the group, and put the phone back in his pocket.
The gem cave is a limestone karst cave, which is rich in many strange and colorful agate stones, and the stalactites in the cave are strange, standing in it, there is a kind of dreamy feeling of being in a different world. The underground river gurgled and reflected, reflecting the stalactites of various shapes, and it was like a fairyland.
It has all the hallmarks of a karst landscape that embodies the magic and power of nature.
The two walked to an artificial bridge and prepared to take a boat along the river to enjoy the scenery.
"Slow down!" Monkey Xiaoxin got on the boat first, and then took You Mi's hand and helped her to come up slowly.
The staff paddled the boat towards a natural hole. The entrance to the cave is large and deep, as if passing through the cave is a journey to another world.
"Brother Monkey, does it look like your hometown?" You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin and asked.
"This is not a water curtain hole, sit well, I won't save you if you fall." Monkey Xiaoxin clasped his hands around his chest.
Not long after the boat sailed, it entered a colorful world, and under the light, it was quite ghostly.
"How do I feel like I've come to the Hades Palace?" You Mi said with his neck curled.
"What do you want to do all day?" Monkey Xiaoxin sneered, thinking to himself, this place is so dreamy, it can actually reach the Hades Palace.
"I've been reading a fantasy recently, called Monster Hunting is better than falling in love, there is a series in it that tells the story of the underworld, and the environment of the underworld is described very realistically, just like here now, of course, there is no such colorful lighting. However, look at these stones with teeth and claws, do they look like monsters in the underworld? You Mi pointed to the bizarre stalactites and said.
"Can you usually read some serious books?" Monkey Xiaoxin slapped You Mi's forehead with a "yang finger", and then helplessly explained to her: "This is a typical karst landform, that is, a kind of terrain formed by soluble rocks being dissolved by water with dissolving power for a long time. Therefore, the shape is strange, and there are generally stalagmites, stone pillars, stone stalactites, stone curtains, etc. ”
"Dr. Monkey, you're the best of the monkeys." You Mi gave a thumbs up to Monkey Xiaoxin.
When the boat traveled to a land, Monkey Xiaoxin helped You Mi get off the boat, and then naturally took You Mi's hand and walked in this magical cave.
"You... Does it count as taking the opportunity to eat my tofu? You Mi looked at the hands of the two of them and said.
"I didn't give an answer to being a girlfriend, let's hold a hand, at least give me some sweetness, or I'll kick you into the river immediately." Monkey Xiaoxin pretended to be fierce and said.
You Mi took a look at the colorful river, and found that it was quite deep, and he was not good at swimming, and his legs and feet were not good, so he agreed to let Monkey Xiaoxin pull his hand.
The feeling of walking and taking a boat is still different, after all, there is a certain distance from the boat, so it will make You Mi have a weird feeling.
When he approached and could touch those stalactites, You Mi felt that behind these potholed stones, there were years of carving.
When the two of them walked to a pagoda-like stone, Yumi asked, "Is this also a natural formation?" ”
"Well, in fact, nature is a very powerful artist, it can carve works of art that human beings cannot match." Monkey Xiaoxin nodded.
"Even though they're stones, I think they're alive too." You Mi sighed.
"Well, I've always felt that every flower, grass, stone and tree in nature is alive, so when I was in Japan, I would go on outdoor adventures whenever I had time." Monkey Xiaoxin said.
"I always thought you were a tech nerd, but I didn't expect you to like outdoor sports." You Mi said with a smile.
"Tang Xiaobai is a standard otaku, if he doesn't fall in love with Han Xiu, it is estimated that it will be no problem if he doesn't go out for a month." In the past, when Monkey Xiaoxin hadn't changed his major, he would watch anime in the bedroom with Tang Xiaobai if he had nothing to do, he liked Ayanami Rei, Tang Xiaobai liked Asuka, and the two often argued about it, saying that their favorite characters were the heroines.
Actually, EVA is the setting of two heroines.
Tang Xiaobai finally found his Asuka, and what about himself, he looked at You Mi and felt that when You Mi didn't speak, he really had the cold royal sister style of Ayanami Li.
"You Mi, have you ever cut your hair short?" Monkey Xiaoxin suddenly became curious, because he likes Ayanami Li, so he has always liked short-haired girls, and Wen Qiao had a cute bob at the beginning.
"Yes, I used to have short hair for a long time. I have a small face, which is actually more suitable for short hair, and I just want to have long hair to make myself look more feminine. You Mi stroked her hair and said.
"Actually, even if you have short hair, you are very feminine." Monkey Xiaoxin's tone was quite ambiguous, and his eyes were still looking straight at You Mi's chest.
"Look again, look at it again and castrate you!" You Mi turned around and avoided Monkey Xiaoxin's gaze.
"Ahem, didn't you eat it?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked with a smile.
"You're not milk, you're a monkey, and you'll only have a mouth full of hair when you eat it." You Mi said disdainfully.
"What, do you have a photo of your short hair? Let me see, I want to appreciate the appearance of the goddess's short hair. Monkey Xiaoxin said flatteringly.
You Mi didn't think much about it, so he flipped out the photos in the photo album of his mobile phone and handed them to Monkey Xiaoxin, "Well, when I was in my early 20s, I liked to keep short hair, bobs, curly hair, and little men." ”
Monkey Xiaoxin looked through it carefully and concluded: "It's still the best looking bob." ”
"That's, it's just too hard to take care of, and when you get up to sleep, it's a mess." You Mi pouted.
"Can you send me these pictures?" Monkey Xiaoxin pointed to the photos of the bob.
"What do you want to do? Hit a plane at my photo? You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin with a suspicious expression.
"Ahem, ahem! Am I that kind of person? I just wanted to keep a souvenir. Monkey Xiaoxin smiled awkwardly.
"What kind of souvenir, I'll go back and cut it for you to see." Saying so, You Mi still passed those photos to Monkey Xiaoxin.
"Really?" Monkey Xiaoxin said excitedly.
"Well, isn't it just a haircut, I'm just trying to change my hairstyle!" You Mi originally changed her hairstyle every once in a while, and she was thinking about whether it would be a big wave like a perm wave, or a pear blossom perm like Xuanxuan.
"And can you get the barber to cut it like this?" Monkey Xiaoxin flipped out the photo of Ayanami Rei in the mobile phone album.
You Mi took it and looked at it, and said with a disgusted face: "Do you want to dye it into grandma gray?" ”