Hehe, if it weren't for my sister's long legs, it would be estimated that it would take another 10 minutes.

On the premise that you are more handsome than in the photo, my sister will not hehe your face.

Although Monkey Xiaoxin's attitude is not good, it is true that You Mi is late. After the barrage in his heart was hung up, You Mi pulled out a smiling expression and said softly: "I'm sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road." ”

"Oh, that's one of the most common excuses for being late." Monkey Xiaoxin didn't get up, but raised his hand to signal, "Please take a seat." ”

Sister retracted the sentence just now, sister wants to hehe you now!

You Mi is very unhappy now, she is tired and hungry, and she is still rushing to stick Monkey Xiaoxin's cold ass with her hot face.

Didn't he see that his hair was flying uncontrollably in all directions in order to hurry?

You're handsome! You're handsome! You're handsome! After silently reciting it three times in his heart, You Mi suppressed all the unhappiness in his heart, then pulled out the chair and sat down slowly.

"I've already ordered it, what do you want to drink?" Monkey Xiaoxin pushed the menu in front of You Mi.

Looking at the fruit tea in front of Monkey Xiaoxin, You Mi took the menu, scanned it, and said, "Sparkling water, cheese chocolate cake." She needed something to eat now, or her stomach would start rumbling again.

On the bus, her stomach kept screaming, and You Mi had to press her bag on her stomach and hold back her voice.

Monkey Xiaoxin didn't say anything, but called the waiter and ordered Youmi.

Fortunately, she didn't say anything about this and not nutritious, and that she was going to gain weight or something, otherwise she would have left immediately.

The main reason is that she was poisoned by Xiao Ming's classmates, and now when she sees coffee, she thinks of her yellow teeth.

After the waiter left, Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi and said, "It is said that you are the older one who has been on a blind date 98 times... Belle! ”

Monkey Xiaoxin originally wanted to talk about the older leftover woman, but when he saw the sexy and beautiful woman in front of him, the leftover woman became a beauty in seconds.

I am more charming than in the photo, and the monkey Xiaoxin has been identified.

Well, my sister regrets it, and my sister wants to leave immediately. "98 times" came out of his mouth, and its damage was comparable to the group ridicule of the girlfriend group.

"Humph!" You Mi snorted coldly, looked at the handsome but venomous man in front of him, and said, "That's right, and you are my 99th blind date, happy blind date." ”

You Mi stretched out his right hand and looked at Monkey Xiaoxin with a rather provocative look.

Monkey Xiaoxin raised his eyebrows, stretched out his right hand very cooperatively, and after shaking it lightly with Youmi, he took it away.

There seemed to be a hint of gunpowder in the air.

Both looked at each other defiantly and did not say a word.

Until......

"Goo-goo!"

You Mi's stomach screamed again.

"Poof!" Monkey Xiaoxin laughed, but looked at Youmi's ugly face, then pursed his lips and forced a smile.

In this game, You Mi was completely defeated.

You Mi had already silently lit a candle for herself in her heart.

"I'm going to rush the waiter." With that, Monkey Xiaoxin stood up and walked to the service desk.

Yumi didn't see his expression, but he saw his shaky shoulders.

Laugh, it's better to laugh until your stomach cramps.

Monkey Xiaoxin walked to the service desk with a smile, and then found a waiter and said, "Hahaha, what, why is the thing we ordered not good, my friend... Hahaha, my friend is hungry and calling. ”

Seeing that Monkey Xiaoxin was smiling and smoking, the waiter pretended to be calm and said, "Sir, I'm sorry, I'll rush you." ”

After Monkey Xiaoxin took a deep breath, he returned to a handsome and calm face and walked back to his position.

"They said wait, or you drink more tea." Monkey Xiaoxin picked up the teapot and was about to pour tea for You Mi, but when he lifted it in the air, he stopped again, "You still drink water, drinking tea on an empty stomach will make you even hungrier." ”

You Mi gave him a blank look, picked up the water cup and poured two sips of water.

Soon, the sparkling water and chocolate cheesecake from Yumi Dian arrived.

You Mi was not polite, picked up a small spoon and scooped the cake and ate it, occasionally drinking a breath of soaked water.

Monkey Xiaoxin crossed his hands on the table and watched You Mi eat with interest.

"If you want to eat, order it yourself, I won't give it to you." You Mi said without raising his head.

"I don't like sweets, I'm addicted, it's like a drug." Monkey Xiaoxin said.

"Ahem, ahem!" After a few days, I heard the argument that desserts are equivalent to drugs again, which made You Mi can't help but suspect that Monkey Xiaoxin and Zhang Xiaoming know each other.

"Do you know a person named Zhang Xiaoming?" Yumi asked.

"I don't know. I only know that there is an actor named Huang Xiaoming in China, and his acting skills are more greasy than your cake. Monkey Xiaoxin pursed his mouth and said.

You Mi let out an "oh" and continued to eat.

"Didn't eat lunch?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked.

"Yes." You Mi nodded, and there was breakfast, she added in her heart.

"Woke up late?" Monkey Xiaoxin continued to ask.

"Yes." You Mi still nodded, not to mention getting up late, he simply didn't think about it.

"There's a lot of nightlife?" Monkey Xiaoxin tilted his head to look at her.

Finally finished eating, so refreshing, You Mi wiped the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "So-so." ”

"Oh, what nightlife does Chuan C have?" Monkey Xiaoxin said curiously.

"Mahjong, karaoke, jumpy, bar, supper......" You Mi counted with his fingers.

"Which ones do you like?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked again.

"I like them all." You Mi smiled, the corners of her mouth slightly raised.

"Oh, I rarely spend nightlife, and I usually work overtime at night." Monkey Xiaoxin looked at You Mi and said, "Why don't you have a lot of nightlife and sleep more, so that you don't have to rely on foundation to cover your dark circles." ”

Don't think that if you are handsome, I won't dare to throw my face and leave.

"Why don't you have more nightlife and work less overtime so you don't have a girlfriend by now." You Mi tugged at the corners of her mouth and smiled defiantly.

"Oh, then you often spend the night, why can't you still find a boyfriend, and you still have to go on a blind date?" Monkey Xiaoxin tilted his head and looked at You Mi.

"Because my future boyfriend is still on the road to nightlife." You Mi smiled and thought to herself, in terms of mouth cannon, I have only lost to Little Rabbit.

And the little rabbit is the originator of the mouth cannon world and the fighter of the human world.

"Oh, you live the night just to wait for your future boyfriend?" Monkey Xiaoxin continued to ask.

"No, it's to unleash the passion of youth." After speaking, You Mi also stroked his hair.

"Then you have to step up, because you will be 30 years old soon, and the only thing you can release in the future is the female hormone." Monkey Xiaoxin said, thinking, the hair is very beautiful.

"You don't have to worry about this, you still have to care more about yourself, it is said that you will be 35 years old soon, and I am afraid that there will not be too many male hormones that can be released. Hurry up and unleash it, prostatitis, prostatic hyperplasia and kidney decline are waiting for you! Yumi's smile became more and more malicious.

Come on, hurt each other!

"Poof!" Monkey Xiaoxin couldn't hold back and smiled again, "I know why you can't find a boyfriend." ”

"I know why you can't find a girlfriend." You Mi said disdainfully.

The smell of gunpowder was once again in the air......

"Come, drink some tea, talk too much, thirsty." Monkey Xiaoxin poured You Mi a cup of tea and pushed it to her.

"Thank you!" You Mi was not polite, took the teacup and drank it.

"What else would you like to eat?" Monkey Xiaoxin asked.

"Since you asked, then I'm welcome, actually, not only did I not eat lunch, but I didn't even eat breakfast." As he spoke, You Mi took the menu and waved at the waiter.

After the waiter came over, Yumi said, "Order another matcha cake and a plate of fruit salad." What about you? You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin.

"A cup of black coffee." Monkey Xiaoxin said.

After the waiter left, Monkey Xiaoxin said, "Tang Xiaobai said that you are a lively and cheerful girl. ”

"It's fine." Yumi smiled and waited for his next step.

"I just didn't say it, you're so... Well.. Clever and eloquent. Monkey Xiaoxin looked at her playfully.

"After all, we haven't seen each other for almost a decade, and I didn't expect him to go from vertical to widescreen." Yumi shrugged.

"Hahaha! That's an apt description. Monkey Xiaoxin said with a smile.

You Mi also smiled and didn't speak.

Soon, You Mi's matcha cake was served, and You Mi buried his head in eating the matcha cake and no longer paid attention to Monkey Xiaoxin.

The handsome guy is still not as practical as the food, especially a handsome guy with a poisonous tongue and low emotional intelligence.

Monkey Xiaoxin's coffee was also delivered later, and Monkey Xiaoxin tasted coffee while watching the rice eat.

Are sweets really that good? Monkey Xiaoxin said in his heart.

As soon as Yumi finished eating the matcha cake, the fruit salad was delivered, which was really timely.

"Do you eat?" You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin.

"Yes." Monkey Xiaoxin took a small fork, forked a piece of banana and put it in his mouth.

"Bananas are a good thing, men should eat more, after all, ten men have nine hemorrhoids, eating more bananas can lubricate the intestines, prevent constipation, and then prevent hemorrhoids." After speaking, You Mi forked a piece of cantaloupe for himself.

Well, that's sweet!

"Ahem! You know a lot about men. Monkey Xiaoxin took a sip of coffee and said in an ambiguous tone.

"After all, I've met 98 men." Yumi smiled.

After eating the fruit salad, You Mi wiped the corners of his mouth and looked at Monkey Xiaoxin, "I've eaten well, thank you for your hospitality, then, goodbye." ”

With that, You Mi got up.

Monkey Xiaoxin looked up at You Mi, slightly confused, but after staying for two or three seconds, he smiled and said, "You're welcome, goodbye." ”

After saying goodbye politely and smilingly, You Mi went home with her long legs thrown around, and then fell asleep......

After You Mi left, Monkey Xiaoxin did not leave, but looked at the empty plate in front of him that had been eaten cleanly, and smiled, "It's quite interesting." ”

You Mi slept until the next morning, and when she got up, she found that her mobile phone was already out of battery, so she charged her mobile phone and went to wash.

When she finished washing, she found that there were a few missed calls from Tang Xiaobai on her mobile phone, as well as a few > clicks to take a look, and it was still Tang Xiaobai's hair.

"Why don't you answer the phone?"

"Have you met Monkey Xiaoxin? How does it feel? ”

"Monkey Xiaoxin sometimes speaks very directly, but there is no malice, don't care too much."

Hehe, Tang Xiaobai, who had few cold words back then, how could he go to Japan and come back to become a Tang monk.

You Mi lay on the bed and replied to him> "See, I don't feel it." "If you look handsome, if you don't have a good personality, you can only look at it as an ornament.

"Uh, can't you develop anymore?" Tang Xiaobai replied in seconds, probably waiting for news from You Mi.

"Hehe, I'm afraid not." Thinking of the scene of meeting yesterday afternoon, You Mi felt a stomachache.

There are so many handsome guys in the world, and they will never touch a man with a poisonous tongue.

"Hey, it's a pity, Xiaoxin also said that you have a good impression of it!"

"Hehe, thank you for his kindness!"

Quite like? It's good not to hate her.

You Mi felt that this 99th blind date was the most unsuccessful of her 99 blind dates.

"It's okay, isn't this the 100th time waiting for me?" Yu Mi pumped himself up.