After You Mi left yesterday, Monkey Xiaoxin also left after handling some official business.

Soon after going back, he received a call from Tang Xiaobai.

"See?" Tang Xiaobai asked on the phone.

"Yes."

"What's going on?"

"The people are very beautiful and have a very sharp mouth."

"There's a play?"

"Yes."

"Then I'll ask her."

Then, Tang Xiaobai couldn't contact Shangmi until just now.

And when You Mi replied to Tang Xiaobai's WeChat, Monkey Xiaoxin happened to be next to him, he glanced at You Mi's reply, smiled, and didn't say anything.

"Honestly, are you hurting people again?" Tang Xiaobai asked, after all, Monkey Xiaoxin's poisonous tongue is well-known, as long as he has a whim, he can go up to the world and scare the ground, and Chang'e will roll off the moon and fall to the ground.

Moreover, most of the time, Monkey Xiaoxin always pretends to be confused, making others think that he has low emotional intelligence, but in fact, he has a clear heart.

"No, I just talked about her being 21 minutes late, and I talked to her about nightlife and male and female hormones." Monkey Xiaoxin said simply.

"My brother, how can anyone accuse people of being late when they meet for the first time, and calculate the time so accurately, you don't need to be known about your obsessive-compulsive disorder. Besides, girls always have to put on makeup, and it's inevitable that they won't be late, just look at Han Xiu. In the last sentence, Tang Xiaobai said very quietly.

Monkey Xiaoxin thought back to the fact that Han Xiu would always be half an hour or more late every time he met them, and then thought of You Mi's dark circles, and suddenly felt that Tang Xiaobai was very reasonable.

"Yes, you have a point." Monkey Xiaoxin scratched his chin and said.

"Do you want me to arrange for you to see you again?" Tang Xiaobai asked.

"Not for the time being, the company's office address has not been determined, I didn't expect the housing prices in Sichuan C to rise so fast, and several office buildings that I had previously fancillated have increased in price, and now the budget is a bit overrun." Monkey Xiaoxin patted Tang Xiaobai and felt that the company's affairs were still more tricky.

Then, the two began to talk about work.

If you don't lose weight in April, May, June, July, August, and September, you will be sad in vain, so You Mi plans to go to the gym to work out and lose the fat she has accumulated on her body, so that she is worthy of those tights and miniskirts hanging in the closet.

I found a gym close to home, set up a trial card, tried the effect, and saw if my body and mind were suitable for this fitness intensity.

After half an hour on the running belt, 20 minutes on the bike, and a lap of calisthenics with the instructor, I finally came to the weight machine.

When she came to the gym with Zhang Yue, she was defeated by this, she had good physical strength and endurance, but her arm strength was not good. Looking at the small arm that developed towards the unicorn arm, You Mi decided to challenge the weight lifting equipment again.

"Okay, use some more force, push up!" The instructor was on the side.

"Hmm......" Yumi felt that he had used his strength to, but his arm didn't obey the call, and he always stopped halfway, so he couldn't push it.

"Believe in yourself, you can!" The coach is still cheering You Mi up.

"Hmm......" You Mi puffed out his cheeks, and his face was red.

She felt her whole body tense, and even the chrysanthemums shrunk into flower bones.

"Yo, it's weightlifting!"

Suddenly, a discordant voice came to my ears, and it was still a little familiar.

Nonsense, it's not weightlifting, it's playing with golden hoop sticks!

You Mi turned his head and glanced at it, this person was very handsome and familiar.

"I think forget it, 30-year-old people, why bother yourself, just practice yoga and run, why make yourself a King Kong Barbie!" Monkey Xiaoxin stood next to him with a smile on his face, cloaking his hands, looking lively.

"Help me put it down." You Mi said to the fitness coach.

"Whew!" With a sigh of relief, You Mi slowly got up, shook his arm, and looked at the man with a flat face next to him.

"35-year-old people, why bother to come to the gym to toss, with this spare money, it is better to buy some health products to eat at home, take care of your heart, your lungs and your liver." You Mi snorted coldly.

"Thank you for your concern, I'm in good health! It's you," glancing at Yumi's thin arm, "don't break your own arm." ”

After saying that, he walked away with his hands in his hands.

"Huh!" You Mi sneered, looked at the back of the man in a white tracksuit, and resisted the urge to give him a shadow of the foot.

After a simple shower, after cleaning up, You Mi returned the trial card to the front desk.

"How do you feel, do you want to get an annual card?" The little girl at the front desk asked with a smile.

"Thanks, no need." Hehe, do the New Year's card, that doesn't mean that there will be n possibilities of encountering Monkey Xiaoxin within this year.

The world is so beautiful, You Mi doesn't want to become irritable because of Monkey Xiaoxin, so change to a gym.

After watching You Mi leave, Monkey Xiaoxin walked to the front desk and looked at the little sister at the front desk with a harmless smile, "Did that young lady get a card just now?" ”

"Nope." The little girl at the front desk shook her head, and then looked at Monkey Xiaoxin with a little expectation, "Sir, can you do it?" ”

"Hehe, I'll think about it." Monkey Xiaoxin smiled and turned to leave.

"Hey, the card application rate has been very low recently!" The little girl at the front desk said sadly.

On a spring afternoon, like a lazy kitten, it is lazy and cozy, making people just want to nest at home.

On Saturday afternoon, after rejecting various invitations from N friends, You Mi took out a bunch of snacks and nestled on the sofa, chatting with her girlfriends while chasing dramas.

"Do you know what is the most embarrassing situation to run into your ex?" Xiao Yu is in the >

"When you're with the incumbent?" Chen Jie popped up.

"When you are still of the same sex?" Ohio popped up.

"You're talking about you, right?" Yumi popped up.

"When I'm not wearing makeup." Fat Xiang popped up.

"Sister Xiang knows women best!" Xiao Yu sighed, "Hey, my old lady, the reputation I have accumulated over the years was ruined when I went out without makeup and was bumped into by my ex." ”

"Have you ever had a reputation?" Yumi made a mocking expression.

"Sister's reputation is resounding!" Xiao Yu made a smug expression.

"Thousand-armed Kannon?" I popped up.

"For Mao?" The crowd asked.

"Not only can you hug left and right, but you can also hug up and down together!" I replied.

Everyone: Hahahahahaha!

"Alla Rub Ya Billy Ding Ding, Bara Ding Dong Ding Dong is responsible for more ......" The phone rang, an unfamiliar number.

"Hey, is it a swimming rice worm?" This is the Taobao name of Youmi.

"Yes!"

"There is your courier, please come to the door of the community to get it."

You Mi threw slippers and ran out in a nightdress, with a headband with cat ears on her head, pressing her bangs back to expose her full forehead.

"Hello, I'm a rice worm swimming." You Mi walked up to the courier.

"Please sign." The courier handed the package to Youmi and gave her the receipt.

After signing and taking the package, You Mi was ready to turn around and go back.

"This beautiful woman in a hellokitty nightdress looks a little familiar!" A discordant voice came from behind Yu Mi.

Hehe, Monkey Xiaoxin.

Now, You Mi is too familiar with this voice to be more familiar.

You Mi turned around and found Monkey Xiaoxin sitting in the driver's seat of a silver-gray Audi TT, with one hand still on the outside, looking at You Mi with a smile and a playful expression.

"I'm sorry, I don't recognize you." After speaking, You Mi shook his long legs and left at the speed of light.

"Hahahaha!" Monkey Xiaoxin laughed, "How old is you, you still wear such a childish nightdress, and you still have cat ears on your head." ”

"What are you laughing at?" Tang Xiaobai opened the door and sat in the co-pilot's seat, "The Nongfu Spring you want." ”

"What about Coke, planning to develop into ultra-widescreen?" Monkey Xiaoxin took Nongfu Spring and glanced at the Coke in Tang Xiaobai's hand.

"Hey, I mean, who the hell called widescreen?" Tang Xiaobai glared at Monkey Xiaoxin.

"Not me, anyway." The corners of Monkey Xiaoxin's mouth raised slightly, thinking of a certain beautiful woman with sharp teeth.

"When I went out without makeup and pajamas, I met a nasty person." After You Mi returned, he was in the >

"Who?" The crowd bubbled.

"The 99th blind date." By the way, You Mi gossiped about the meeting with Monkey Xiaoxin to the girlfriend group.

"Handsome and venomous?" Xiao Yu asked.

"Yes." Yumida.

"Don't like it?" Xiao Yu asked again.

"Yes." You Mi replied.

"Introduce it to me, I like it!" Xiao Yu made a expression.

"Cut!" Everyone unanimously sent expressions of contempt.

A city can be very large; A city, again can be small.

On a crisp weekend, Xiao Yu invited You Mi and Chen Jie to come out and press the road, and by the way, they went to the mall and bought some spring clothes.

"I'm in a hurry, help me get it." With that, You Mi threw a bunch of bags and a drink to Xiao Yu and Chen Jie, and then went to find a place where he could put water.

"It's been the first time I've run to the toilet, and kidney deficiency needs to be treated early!" Xiao Yu held a bunch of things and shouted behind You Mi.

You Mi waved as she ran, and ran to the women's toilet in the nearest shopping mall.

"I'll it! How are there so many people. You Mi found that the queue for the women's toilet had already lined up at the door of the men's toilet.

She stole a glance at the men's restroom and found that there was no one inside.

"Why is it that the women's toilet is always in chaos, and the men's toilet is quiet?" Yumi complained.

With unwillingness and indignation, as well as a bladder that was about to die, You Mi gritted his teeth, ignoring the surprise, shyness, and disdain that all the female toilet friends had seen, plus a little envy and jealousy, You Mi pushed open the door of the men's toilet.

She quickly flashed into the cubicle, locked the door, took off her pants and crouched down.

"Boom la la ......"

Yumi never felt that the sound of peeing was so beautiful.

After releasing the pressure on his bladder, You Mi let out a sigh of relief, and his whole body became refreshed.

Stood up, put on his pants, unlocked the lock, and quietly pushed open the door to the cubicle.

Yumi sneakily stuck out his head and looked outside, but there was no one.

With another breath, Yumi stepped out of the cubicle.

"Yo, what a coincidence, go to the toilet!" Monkey Xiaoxin's magic voice appeared in You Mi's ears again.