Chapter 3: Hello, Master
I endure, I endure, I endure! Ignoring the X-ray perspective eyes that Su Chen and Tang Ning had been emitting since the moment they saw me this morning, I tried to stay calm and sit at my desk, pretending to be casual and waiting for my master to appear. But why didn't the legendary Master come for so long? A minute late for him means I'm going to suffer a little more from the burning eyes of these two people!
Well, I can understand your surprise, I totally understand the visual impact you are experiencing! But do you think I'm willing to be like this? Especially after I know the true face of this body, how heartbreaking it is!
After cleaning yesterday, when I looked at the mirror again with courage and trembling to accept the shock, I found that the person in the mirror had completely changed his appearance: although he was thin and his skin was too pale, his eyebrows were like green feathers, and his eyes were bright and his teeth were bright. In particular, the jet-black eyes are as deep and charming as black pearls, and they are full of light and bright when they look forward to it.
Although this body looks cowardly, it looks different from the beauty and refinement, and it is very moving. What a contrast from hell to heaven! I enjoyed the unexpected surprise and posed in front of the mirror for hours, and the more I looked at it, the more excited I became.
Alas, you said that the original owner of this body is really harmful, what do you like? I like to dress up as that eerie and terrifying appearance, and this little ghost's interest is really bad enough, and it almost didn't make me, the host, think that I want to inherit the 'peerless' appearance of the earth-shattering ghost god and go insane.
But why would she do it? Is there some reason for that? Hunted down? Persecuted? Wanted? The more I thought about it, the more frightened I became, and the more I thought about it, the more frightened I became, and the enthusiasm I ignited cooled down. There is no reason for this, only because of this, even if the real situation is not like this, now I am just a servant who sold myself into slavery, without any ability to protect myself, and the beautiful appearance of women can only cause unnecessary trouble, and even danger, and in the end it will be reduced to a commodity or a plaything? I can't imagine the consequences of showing this beauty to the world under such circumstances.
I was just a wisp of soul that should have disappeared and strayed into this strange world. I don't want to be in the bright lights and the prosperity of drunken fans, I just want to find a place of my own in this earthly world to live leisurely. Therefore, Jinshi's plan is: to cover up his gender, use his ordinary appearance to win a position in the palace, and make enough money to go away is the best strategy!
Although the original look can be said to be the pinnacle in terms of beguiling beauty, I decided to downgrade it because she was too scary! Because judging from Lin Cheng's reflection yesterday, if you continue the previous Sadako style, not only will it be easy to miss the opportunity, but you may also be dealt with as a demon sooner or later because you frightened the masters!
So to sum up the above, I can only say goodbye to this beauty with tears and pain: the skin is painted with paint and grease stolen from the study to make it a liver patient-like yellow color, and the thick bangs like a dog gnaw to cover most of the eyes, and then the upper half of the eyes are closed and the expression is dull. Alas! This look, it's really a lewdness!
In my previous life, I wanted to dress up and have no capital, but in this life, I have capital but I want to pretend to be ugly! I don't know if I've done something bad that provokes God to even engrave a curse on my soul: no matter what life you are, you must show people ugliness! I'm afraid that even on the day I die of old age, someone will engrave it on the tombstone: The tomb of the ugly girl!
I was about to vomit to the point of vomiting blood, but these two stinky boys were staring at me all the time without knowing whether they were alive or dead, staring at me so angry that my blood pressure soared! Why can't I bear to watch it until now, is this still over?! Get out!
I smacked and shouted, "Take your eyes off me!" Don't stare at me anymore! Believe it or not, I'm blind to you, so that you will never see the light! ”
In order to have a deterrent effect, I angrily slapped my hand on the table, but accidentally touched a brush placed on the inkstone. I saw the brush flutter and draw a graceful arc in the air and fly behind me.
I paid no attention to such trivialities, and stared fiercely at the two culprits who had caused me to be angry. In what I've learned from watching the 'animal world', the first thing to do to fight off your enemies is to stare at your prey with imposing eyes until they flinch in fear. It's worth bragging about that in real life, I've tried this trick again and again, and I've never missed it.
"Ah----!h A high-decibel scream sounded from behind me, and the sharp voice made my scalp tingle, and I couldn't help but want to look back to see what kind of noise could be made, but I heard the man continue to shout in a strange voice of yin and yang: "Come on, escort!" There are assassins! ”
Assassin!? Before I could come to my senses, I felt a chill on my neck, and then I realized that I was surrounded by a group of guards, and under my poor thin little head were several large knives with a faint cold light at the same time, and I felt a cold sweat on my back.
Well, I've won the lottery again, and it looks like this assassin is referring to me! But what's going on?
"You murderer dare to assassinate in the sky, so bold! Whom? The ugly voice was still roaring.
I turned my neck cautiously, and only then did I see the strange creature that made this strange sound: he was dressed in a royal blue dark red brocade coat, with a gauze hat and a deep molar, and a man with a thick layer of fat powder on his face, which looked very strange. What is the situation with this man? Pseudo-girl cosplay? But that's ugly, isn't it? Although I want to complain, in view of the fact that I am now a 'man for the sword, I am for the fish', I am still a person who knows the times as a handsome man. Although the person in front of me was obviously a dead man, neither male nor female, I still forced myself to give him a nice title: "Hero, sword without eyes, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding." ”
The shemale-like creature walked up to me with its orchid fingers and screamed in my ear, "Misunderstanding? I've seen it with my own eyes" He snorted coldly: "You dare to attack the prince directly!" Dare to say anything to me about misunderstanding! Don't pretend to be stupid! Come on, drag me down and serve the big punishment! There are 7749 punishments in the Si Shengbu, I see if you can survive the cramps of your severed hands or the burning of your bones! If you don't tell the truth, don't blame the miscellaneous family for not leaving you a whole corpse when the time comes! ”
His voice was already sharp and piercing, and it was used to describe the various punishments that were about to be inflicted on me, which was really inexplicably weird, and had the effect of a horror movie background music. It made me feel that a cold air was slowly coming from below, and it was cold to my heart, and I couldn't help but shiver.
Can anyone tell me what exactly happened? Why did I become an Assassin? Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? The Son? What is this? I looked at him again in confusion, and only then did I notice that not far behind him stood a tall and jade-like young man.
He wore a moon-white silver silk beaded moire robe, covered with a white gauze with gold trim, and a long tassel silk made of gold silk tied around his waist, and his long jet-black hair hung down at his waist, and only his hair was tied behind him with a ribbon, exuding a luster like satin. His skin is as white as transparent, his long eyebrows are light and green, his eyes are as bright as stars are slightly raised, and there is a small mole under the tail of his left eye, which looks different kind of charm, with thin lips as indifferent as smoke and a quiet and indifferent expression, and then forms an indescribable ethereal feeling, like a fairy who does not eat fireworks in the world, and the beauty is incomparable.
I looked at the boy stupidly, is this a human being? Why can people look like this? It's so wicked! It's definitely a scourge in the future, I don't know how many girls will be sad and cry! He doesn't need any movement, no language, he just needs to be still to attract everyone's attention, the wind is clear, not ordinary, everything seems so beautiful, so ......
Belch... Which kind person will help me and throw away the beautiful brush in the hairline of the beautiful boy! It's so aesthetic! It's a crime, who did the good deeds? Drag out the five horses and split the corpses! Wait, brush!? Could it be the one I just 'flew' out!?
I woke up from the dementia mode and asked the shemale uncertainly, "Hero, you just said I was an assassin?" The murder weapon should not refer to this brush, right? ”
The ladyboy glanced at me with the white of his eyes, and his chin was slightly raised with a look of disdain: "What? Is this still fake? I saw with my own eyes that this murder weapon flew out of your hand and stabbed straight at His Royal Highness! There are all human and material evidence, and you can't be fooled? After speaking, he ran to the young man's side excitedly: "Fortunately, Your Highness is blessed with Qitian, so you didn't let this gangster take advantage of the loophole and succeed!" After speaking, he wiped two tears with his sleeve, looking heartfelt and servile.
The corners of my eyes twitched, this is too exaggerated, isn't it? Assassination with a brush? When I am the undefeated apprentice of the East? His old man's martial arts are superb, and he can kill people with rusty flower needles, and my apprentice is not good at learning, so he can barely make do with a brush! What an international joke! I was about to open my mouth to argue, but a voice interrupted me.
"Kill!" An elegant, ethereal voice rang out. There was no trace of warmth in this voice, and there was no human feeling like his master. The young man who spoke, his expression was still indifferent, as if everything that happened now had nothing to do with him.
I listened to his orders, and before I could react, the guards dragged me by the arm towards the door. Oh, my God! Did the words just now really come out of the mouth of that ethereal, beautiful messy young man? This person is so good-looking, why is his heart so vicious? Didn't I just poke him with a brush? Little brother! I use a brush, a brush! It's hard to kill an ant with that light and fluffy texture, are you made of tofu? Got pounded or poked a hole! Is it necessary to do this? Do I really want to be bloody in my life: a bloody case caused by a brush?
"Your Highness, please calm your anger. Xiao An is by no means an assassin, we are members of the division who only joined the division yesterday," Su Chen suddenly stopped in front of the guards who were holding me, and knelt down facing the prince: "Because of the unhappiness with the villain, he caused him to knock the brush out and collide with the prince." It's really rude, but it's definitely not intentional, let alone an assassin, and please see it wisely! ”
Su Chen, you are really a good person, you can be brave enough to give me a direct advice when we meet in Pingshui, and I look at him gratefully. His brow furrowed slightly, his expression was slightly nervous, but his clear eyes looked at Shizi firmly.
Shizi quietly did not answer, nor did he stop Su Chen. I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief: Lord Shizi, I was really wronged! Now that there is a third-party witness testimony and the reason for the matter, you can always let me go, right?
Just as I was settling my mind, I heard the elegant voice sound again: "Kill!" I was so frightened that I looked up at the world. I saw him raise his arm slightly, and with his white and slender fingers, he took off the troublesome brush in his hair and threw it away, adding: "Two! ”
What the! How could he do that! How could he be so cold, snowy, cold! How could he kill innocents indiscriminately like this! I can barely be convicted of disrespect, but why do even Su Chen have to be executed together!? Su Chen is innocent! He was just trying to save me from the facts, how could he give his life for such a reason? I can't let that happen! I can't let Su Chen die because of me! I won't let myself die like this! I've died once, and I'm definitely not reborn in order to kill this cold-blooded imp again!
"Ha~ha~ha......" I suddenly straightened up and laughed loudly, and the people present were startled by my abnormal behavior, and looked at me one after another, even including Shizi, who had always been expressionless, and his gaze turned slightly to me.
I ignored everyone's surprised gazes, just looked at Shizi, and smiled at him: "Shizi wants to kill the villain, kill the right, kill it well!" You must know that you have committed three major sins, but you can pay for them with only the lives of two people, which is really a great luck for the villain! Su Chen is not ready to join me to thank the prince for his great kindness! ”
I shook off the hand of the guard who was pressing on my shoulder, strode to Su Chen's side and knelt down side by side with him, kowtowed heavily to Shizi, ignoring Su Chen's expression that was already extremely surprised, and said loudly: "The villain has three major capital crimes: he is not good at learning, he is shallow in his skills and he doesn't know it, and he is guilty of taking risks to let ordinary servants be captured, and he also affects others, which is one of his crimes." Choosing weapons instead of sharp weapons and using brushes, failing to succeed but startling snakes to lead people to take precautions, is the second crime. When the night is dark and the wind is high and hidden, he is murdered in broad daylight, with poor planning, and his life is wasted without planning the road, which is the third crime. Any one of these three sins can show that the villain is so stupid that he deserves his own life! is to commit three sins at the same time, but only two lives to compensate, in the end it is the villain who has this great advantage, the villain should be grateful for the grace of the son! ”
His long and thick eyelashes lifted slightly, and he looked at me with glass-like amber eyes with a slight suspicion: "You.... Want to die? ”
I'm whoa, whoa! You just want to die! You cold-blooded boy who cares about people's lives deserves to die! Girl, I am blessed with a great life and a long life! I twitched in my heart, but on the surface I was silent: "Life is more like hell than hell, the son of the world helps me to enter bliss as soon as possible, and it is a blessing to get out of the sea of suffering, and I can withstand the three sins and make all the cheap, what more can I ask for?" ”
He listened to my words and looked at me motionlessly, I stubbornly kept my composure and looked at him with a smile, pretending to be happy, but my heart was already like someone playing a drum, and my heart was beating fast and I felt a burst of pain. It is said that waiting is the most torturous, this sentence is really true, if there is no result, it is estimated that even if I am lucky enough to die, I will speed up the aging process of the heart because of this tachycardia, Amitabha Buddha in advance!
After a long time, he opened his thin lips lightly and said slowly: "Then how to do it to me is cost-effective?" ”
"The son of the world is extremely intelligent, how can we be fools?" I smiled slightly, although it was only for a short time, I could also see that the son of the world was as cold as frost and difficult to grind. Now if you want to live, you can also let go, or have a chance to live! If we win, Su Chen and I will each earn a life, and if we lose, can it be that he can still kill us twice? In fact, from this point of view, it is really a business that only makes money and does not lose money!
"You say life is more like hell than hell?" He looked out the window thoughtfully, as if talking to himself: "If you die, you will still be liberated." ”
Hallelujah! This may be turning around! I was overjoyed in my heart, and suddenly felt my palms tighten, and found that Su Chen secretly held my hand excitedly. I looked at him slightly, and saw him look down to hide his joy. This man is really smart, and he knows that if he is happy to expose himself at this moment, it is very likely to cause the displeasure of the son of the world, and thus cause trouble again. Therefore, we all like the shape rather than the color, and only keep it as it is and wait for it to change.
The morning sun shone on Shizi's face, gilding his side face with a golden light, dazzling like the legendary sun god, but his words made me shudder: "Then you will stay in this hell and suffer!" I will see with my own eyes how you atone for your sins in this hell. ”
Verify it with your own eyes? I sweated all over my body and my pores were upside down, and a bad premonition came to my mind.
He turned around and walked slowly towards me, his clothes fluttering like a fairy.
But in my eyes, he is not only an immortal, he is almost like a god - he is simply the reincarnation of King Yama to cross everyone to hell! Although beauty is beautiful, it is too dangerous, if God can grant one of my wishes, I just want to say now: let me run as far as I can, and it is better to never see each other is long live!
But, my God, you're taking revenge on me, aren't you? I really shouldn't have said you had something wrong with your eyes, because your ears were the ones who had the problem at all! You have a severe hearing impairment at all, otherwise why would my prayers be horribly distorted when they reach you?
Because what I heard was that Shizi said to me in his cold voice, "Xiao An, right? Come to Mingzhiyuan tomorrow to serve! ”