As soon as I entered the house, I saw that there were quite a few people in the house, and they were all people I knew.

In the innermost, my mother was lying on a coffin, crying loudly.

And my dad stood aside, smoking cigarettes one after another.

Looking at the outside again, Uncle Quan and my cheap master, Old Man Yin, were also there, but these two old antiques had calm faces and stared directly at the coffin.

I breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time I wondered: Mom and Dad are alive, so who is in this coffin?

I couldn't help but take a few steps forward, and at a glance I saw Xia Fat Man standing at the outermost edge.

I gently patted Xia Fatzi on the shoulder, wanting to ask him what was going on.

As a result, the fat man Xia didn't reply and said, "Don't make trouble." ”

I reached out again and patted it.

Xia Fatzi still didn't look back, but his tone was a little not good, "Don't make trouble, Lao Deng, I'm doing a funeral!" ”

I frowned and slapped it, "Who is this for?" ”

"Grandma, a bear, I said, old Deng, can you respect that kid Ling Feng, who is doing a funeral for him, don't you see?"

Xia Fatzi scolded and scolded, but when he turned around and saw that it was me, he was immediately dumbfounded!

"Grandma's bear?"

Xia Fatzi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly, the facial features on his fleshy face were crowded together!

"Oh, I'll go, Ling Feng, you're a ghost? Are you here to ask for your life? I didn't offend you! Xia Fatzi took out the peachwood sword and blurted out!

I didn't react for a while, and then, Uncle Quan and the others all turned their eyes over!!

And when they turned around, I saw that their faces were full of shock!

I smiled wryly and asked, "What's wrong guys?" Why do you look at me like this, although I am handsome, but there is no need to be like this......"

Before I finished speaking, suddenly my mother next to the coffin suddenly shouted: "Xiaofeng, is it you?" ”

I hesitated, although my mother said that her age had gone up, when did her eyesight become so poor, and her own son stood in front of her, and she actually asked if it was right?

"Mom, are you kidding me? You don't even recognize me? I couldn't stop laughing.

Mom seemed to be stunned for a moment, and quickly looked at Dad beside her.

"Xiao Feng and his father, this is not the first seven Xiao Feng to come back, it must be Xiao Feng has something to say to us!!"

"I'm dizzy, mom, what are you talking about, who's seven, I'm not dead yet!!"

I hurriedly walked over, but suddenly Fat Xia pulled out a peachwood sword and blocked my way.

"Who are you a demon, who dares to incarnate as Zhou Lingfeng?"

"I'll go to your uncle's, I can't even recognize my master?"

"Don't try to deceive this Dao Master, you must have become a ghost!"

Xia Fat Man pounced as he spoke, I raised my eyebrows, uncle, this Xia Fat Man is brainless!

I quickly stepped on the circle of Tiangang, bypassed Fat Xia, and then kicked his ass, which made Fat Xia fall like a dog eating shit at once!

"Uncle Quan, old man Yin, what's wrong?" I noticed that everyone's eyes were quite strange, and hurriedly asked.

Mom and Dad looked at each other with very strange expressions.

And at this time, it was Uncle Quan who spoke first.

I saw Uncle Quan's old eyes look at me, and then he said, "You kid is not dead?" ”

"What the hell? Do you want me to die? "I don't have a good airway.

I looked at my parents and saw that the two of them were already stunned.

"Is this really Xiaofeng? Xiaofeng is not dead yet? My mother pounced on me and grabbed my face, her hands trembling a little.

The old mother said: "It's really Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng, you are not dead." ”

"Uh, what's wrong with you, Mom?"

The old mother looked happy and said, "Great, Xiaofeng is really not dead...... But who is lying in the coffin? ”

When my mother's voice fell, I was stunned, and hurriedly asked the fat man Xia on the side, "What's going on?" When I left, I said that if you don't come back in an hour, you'll leave, but you don't have to do this early funeral. ”

Xia Fatzi's fleshy face was sweating, and he said slowly: "Grandma is a bear, does this Daoist seem to be such an ignorant person?" It's just that yesterday at the door of the crematorium, we saw a coffin, and it was your body lying inside! ”

"Damn, impossible, the master is alive here, where did the corpse come from?"

I quickly walked to the coffin, and then lifted the lid of the coffin in front of everyone's eyes!

As a result, as soon as the lid of the coffin was lifted, I saw at a glance that there was a paper figure lying inside!

I hesitated, and my heart was shocked, because I found that the clothes on this paper figure were the same ones I had changed into and discarded in the hotel.

I couldn't help but feel a shock in my heart!

"How is it a paper man?" I said.

"I saw a corpse yesterday?" Fat Xia said with a look of surprise.

Even Uncle Quan and Old Man Yin on the side glanced at each other, and there was a look of surprise in the old man's eyes.

"What the hell is going on?" I'm also a little confused, this coffin is completely a paper figure.

Uncle Quan also walked over, glanced at the coffin, and said, "It seems that we have been deceived." ”

"Uh, even you old fox can be deceived?"

I don't believe it a little, what kind of person is Uncle Quan, that's an old black fox, it's good if he doesn't deceive people, how can he deceive others.

"It's good that you're okay kid!" Old man Yin also walked over, patted me on the shoulder and said.

I nodded and looked at the old man Yin, and found that he hadn't seen him for a while, he seemed to be getting older, and the stubble on his face was a little white, it seemed that something had happened during this time.

I took out the paper figure in the coffin and looked at it, and the more I looked at it, the more I felt weird!

"Did you all see that corpse yesterday?" I asked.

Everyone nodded, especially my parents, who grabbed my hand, for fear that I was dreaming.

I had to reassure them by saying that it should be some kind of prank.

After a while, I heard an exclamation from behind me!

I looked back and found that it was Deng Youde who came over with Xiaoyuqi, Xiaoshe, and Liangpi.

"Damn, Brother Feng, you actually came back to life?"

As soon as Deng Youde, the birdman, spoke, I couldn't help but want to slap him, but I didn't care about beating him, Xiaoshe was already swaying and trotting over.

"Uncle ......"

Xiao She shouted "uncle", but the pronunciation was similar to "Dad".

And when he shouted, my parents behind me were immediately stunned!

"Xiaofeng, what is this?" Dad looked surprised.

And my mother was even more shocked, she stared at Xiao She who threw herself into my arms, her eyes were as big as copper bells!

I only heard my mother murmuring: "Oh my God, my son didn't die, and I also earned a grandson?" ”

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