Looking at the expressions of my parents and parents, I couldn't cry or laugh!

God knows, this little house is not my child at all, right?

But I couldn't tell my parents the truth, otherwise I would have to frighten them.

And Xiao She hugged my neck innocently, and after a while, this little guy turned out to be a lot closer to me.

"Son, did you find a girlfriend outside, and you were afraid that your mother would talk about you, so you didn't dare to take it home?" My mother asked me.

Looking at my mother's torch-like gaze, I suddenly felt numb!

How can this be explained?

I'm only nineteen years old now, and Xiao She looks at least two years old, if I don't admit that Xiao She is my son, but Xiao She has a "father", how can I explain this clearly?

But if I like to be Xiaoshe's father with a clear conscience, then I can be considered an unmarried child, no, a minor child, this is spread out, and the police uncle is estimated to be the first to come to the door......

"Auntie, don't be in a hurry to recognize your grandson, this is Xiao She, do you think he looks like your son?" Deng Youde reminded faintly on the side.

Mom took a closer look at Xiaoshe, but after a few seconds, Mom's words almost didn't make me spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Mom said excitedly: "Like, it's too similar, Xiaofeng's father, look at this child's eyebrows, and then look at the little Ding Ding in the open crotch pants, which is as ......black as Xiaofeng when he was two years old."

"Mom......" My old face was red, and I was about to cover my face in a hurry, and I was ashamed!

But my mother is no longer in the same channel with me at this time, she has been completely attracted to Xiao She, a good grandson, and then picked up Xiao She in her arms, whoever dares to rob her with her will be the same as whoever fights.

When I saw this, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart!

"Yes, if you don't admit it, you have to admit it, Xiao She's father, I'm decided."

I shook my head, but Deng Youde and Xia Fatzi on the side were already squeezing their eyebrows and laughing.

Seeing the son who came back alive again, the parents were obviously too happy, and there was such a chubby, milky "grandson" Xiaoshe who was sent to the door, and the parents called a happy flower, and never thought that this "grandson" would be fake.

"Good grandson, grandma will take you to buy candy and eat ha......" The old mother went out with Xiaoshe without saying a word.

At this time, my father suddenly came over with a black face.

"Xiaofeng, it's not right for you to do this." Dad said.

"Dad, actually, ......" I hesitated, ready to say that Xiaoshe was not my own.

As a result, my father waved his hand and said, "I don't want to hear you say, although it is not your fault for having children unmarried and early, you should at least take Xiaoshe's mother home, and you will bring it back in two days to make your mother happy, do you hear?" ”

After my father finished speaking, he shouted at his mother, who had already walked out of the house: "Xiaofeng, you don't have any money, go slow down and give me Xiaoshe......

Looking at my father's swift stride to grab Xiaoshe, I suddenly felt like crying without tears.

Xia Fatzi and Deng Youde on the side were talking and laughing, and even Xiao Yuqi covered her mouth and snickered a few times.

I sighed, uncle, it's fun now, not only do I like to be a father, but I also have to make a child for the second elder to come out.

But these days, it's easy to find a father, and there are as few people who are willing to be a mother as few as a three-legged toad......

Just when they were at a loss, Uncle Quan and Old Man Yin came over.

"Boy, I heard them say that you found the millennium Tai Sui." Uncle Quan asked.

"Hmm." I nodded, facing Uncle Quan and Old Man Yin, I had no need to hide it.

The eyes of the two old guys were a little more surprised, even they probably didn't think that I could really find this thousand-year-old Tai Sui.

"Do you know who did this paper man?" Uncle Quan asked.

I shook my head, confused.

Uncle Quan pondered for a while, and then said, "It seems that your kid is probably offending people again, and this paper man is probably used to warn you." ”

I smiled bitterly, "I guess so, but this paper giver is quite powerful, and he can actually make the paper man transform into me." ”

In fact, when I said this, there was one sentence that I didn't say, and that was: I didn't expect that this paper figure that transformed into my corpse didn't even recognize you two old antiques.

Uncle Quan seemed to sense what I meant, and his old face flushed slightly.

After half a ring, I looked at it and realized that there seemed to be someone missing from the field.

I asked the old man Yin, who had never spoken, "What about the little lover?" ”

Old Yin was stunned for a moment, and looked at Uncle Quan, but Uncle Quan snorted lightly, and Old Man Yin turned back to me and said, "On the way back Mu Qing, something happened, and I may not be able to come back for a while." ”

"Well, what's going on, it's not life-threatening, right?"

"No, don't worry."

I asked, "And when will she be back?"

To be honest, I haven't seen my little lover for a long time, and I'm always a little empty in my heart, and when my little lover isn't there, I always feel that something is missing.

That's why this time, I rushed back so quickly, just to see my little lover early.

As a result, when I heard Old Man Yin say that the little lover couldn't come back for a while, I couldn't help but be a little disappointed.

"It should be soon, maybe a few days or a few months." Old man Yin said.

To tell the truth, I always felt a little weird when I looked at the expression on Old Man Yin's expression.

"What's so irregular? It can't be that he was caught by those Maoshan cownoses, right? I asked.

Old man Yin waved his hand again and again and said no, saying that Mu Qing couldn't come back because of other things delayed, but he couldn't say what it was.

After half a ring, I didn't want to ask anything more, but I just hoped in my heart that my little lover could come back soon.

During this time, I have also experienced a lot of things, and although I feel that I have matured a lot, I have a lot of things to say to my little lover.

…………

With Uncle Quan's help, I divided the millennium Tai Sui into many parts, and then used one of them to treat my mother's illness.

The medicinal properties of this thousand-year-old Tai Sui are too strong, so I had to let Uncle Quan do it himself, and after diluting the medicinal properties a little, I dared to give it to my mother.

And after taking the medicine powder made by the thousand-year-old Tai Sui, the root of my mother's illness for many years has gradually improved, which makes me feel that it is still very meaningful to explore the tomb this time.

The remaining thousand-year-old Tai Sui was divided into many parts by me, and then in addition to giving them to Xia Fatzi who went to explore the ancient tomb together, I also took out two copies of filial piety to Uncle Quan and Old Man Yin, and as a result, Old Man Yin praised me for being a good apprentice, and although Uncle Quan still had a straight face, his eyes were obviously a little more gratified.