"On behalf of the party and the people, I would like to send my sincere condolences to you." After listening to Li Weiguo's sad past, You Mi patted Li Weiguo on the shoulder.

"Forget about condolences, let's have something practical." Li Weiguo looked at You Mi meaningfully, and the lenses reflected the light, illuminating You Mi with a weak heart.

"Actually, I lied to you, damn it, I said one less word." You Mi thinks it's better to tell the truth.

"What?" Li Weiguo looked puzzled.

"Seat, Virgo's seat." You Mi sneered, "My zodiac sign is Virgo, referred to as Virgin. ”

"Oh, I don't mind, I don't have that complex." Li Weiguo said.

In addition to being ordered by Li's mother to have a virgin complex before adulthood, when he went to college and was brainwashed by the people around him, he no longer had such absurd ideas.

"Mmmm, that's good, otherwise you'll have to travel back to the Qing Dynasty to find your girlfriend." You Mi smiled and brought your mother with you by the way.

"That's... Can you take me? Li Weiguo stared at You Mi.

"Woman, you take me!" You Mi couldn't help but recall the shouting to himself at the beginning.

Then, the whole person was not good at once, and he stood there.

"I mean, I want to give myself to you." Li Weiguo thought that You Mi didn't understand what he meant.

"Well, this is a very serious matter, let's talk about it, talk about it again!" You Mi doesn't want to be a woman anymore.

"Okay," Li Weiguo said with a slight disappointment.

So, on the way back to the hotel, the two were speechless all the way.

Early the next morning, You Mi hurriedly checked out and sent a message to Li Weiguo after getting on the bus, saying that he was in a hurry to go back in advance.

Coming with his tail cocked and walking with his tail between his legs is a portrayal of You Mi now.

Actually, You Mi still has a good impression of Li Weiguo, but when she thinks of that wonderful Mother Li, she feels that her mammary glands are sore.

If Li Weiguo slowly draws it and You Mi take their time, maybe the two can still have a relationship.

However, Li Weiguo's confession last night scared Youmi, not only reminded her of ***, but also made her reflect on whether Li Weiguo was suitable for herself.

Li Weiguo said that he wanted to give himself to You Mi, but if the two got along, You Mi would also hand himself over to Li Weiguo.

However, after listening to Li Weiguo's love past, You Mi felt that Li Weiguo was still single, not only because of a wonderful mother Li, but also because of his own problems.

Because, he did not fall in love with an independent personality, but with the dual personality of Li's mother's son + Li Weiguo. So, in the end, I missed out on one relationship after another.

To put it bluntly, he is not mature enough to completely detach himself from the role of his son.

He didn't know that he was not only Li's mother's son, but also his girlfriend's boyfriend.

Therefore, for You Mi, who is not very mature, he can't accept a man who is immature than himself and has a wonderful mother as his boyfriend.

Because the two of them haven't really started, naturally they can't talk about the end of the serious thing.

However, because Li Weiguo was introduced by Yuanzi, You Mi still explained the whole story to Yuanzi, and shared the experience of this trip to Sichuan A in his circle of girlfriends.

As a result, everyone knows that Li Weiguo is a 30-year-old virgin, as well as Li's mother's earth-shattering words and deeds.

"You Mi, how can you deceive the elderly?" Da Ou joked.

"I'm just saying one word less, and besides, Virgo is simply a virgin." Yumi argued.

"It doesn't matter if it's a virgin or a Virgo, it won't affect the charm of our big baby to attract all kinds of wonders." Xiao Yu said.

So, everyone began to "hahahahahaha".

You Mi rolled her eyes and complained in her heart: Aren't you guys also attracted by my charm?

However, Li Weiguo still chats with You Mi on QQ from time to time, but there are fewer phone calls, basically only two calls a month, and in the end, it slowly became one.

The relationship between the two is quite awkward now, let's talk about friends, it seems that there are more ambiguous feelings in it than friends; Let's talk about lovers, naturally I can't talk about it, and I don't even count as lovers.

However, because both of them behaved calmly, everyone's relationship between them that was not embarrassing or embarrassing continued to be maintained.

With Li Weiguo as a shield, You Mi can push away all kinds of blind dates openly, and even his aunt didn't say anything.

Because my aunt thinks that You Mi is in a long-distance relationship and needs to take his time, after all, once it is done, his baby girl may have to settle in Sichuan A. Therefore, instead of urging You Mi, let her develop with Li Weiguo naturally.

Being single does not prevent You Mi from continuing to commit murder. So, if she has nothing to do, she will still go to the mall and do beauty and so on.

Even if no one appreciates it, you have to dress yourself up beautifully, and then you can confidently stand in front of the mirror and abuse the mirror.

"Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

"You Mi, You Mi!"

"Mirror, mirror, who is the smartest woman in the world?"

"Bunny, bunny!"

"That's not the right answer, say it again."

"Little... Swim rice, swim rice! ”

"Well, am I a beautiful girl who combines beauty and talent?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Mirror: I didn't say that at all!

Recently, Dior released a new lipstick, which is said to be very similar to the color of the great aunt, so it has triggered a large wave of beauty lovers.

Although I don't understand the beauty of applying my aunt's blood to my lips, it doesn't mean that a brain-dead beauty lover like Yumi won't try it.

So, on the grounds that she missed me, You Mi came to Sichuan A again, and left behind me, a weak female who was coming to my aunt and didn't want to go out, and went to the mall to buy lipstick by herself.

"Why spend that money, I can put a layer of aunt's blood on your mouth right now." I lay on the bed and said weakly.

"Kneel down!" You Mi gave me a blank look, and then ran out of the house.

After wandering around, Yumi came to Dior, and after searching around, he finally locked on the legendary aunt's blood lipstick.

"I'll try this one." You Mi pointed to the trial lipstick and said to the counter shopping guide.

"I'd like to try this one." Another voice rang out at the same time.

"Uhhhh You Mi looked at the person next to her, she was a fashionably dressed girl.

Originally, a character like You Mi, who never lets go of good things, will definitely take the trial lipstick and try it himself.

But after seeing the girl for the first time, I felt that this girl was very pleasing to the eye, so I retracted my hand.

Of course, Youmi didn't suddenly want to insert lilies, but felt that she had an eye for that girl.

The girl seemed to feel the same way about Yumi, smiled and said, "You can try it first." ”

"No, you try first." You Mi also smiled.

"Hey, listening to your accent, it's so intimate, and you're also from Sichuan, right?" The girl looked at You Mi and smiled brightly.

"yes, so are you?" You Mi's eyes widened, there is really no grass at the end of the world, and Sichuan C beauties are everywhere!

As a result, the two Sichuan C beauties became confidants because they liked the same aunt's blood lipstick. Although, two girls with not too white skin are not suitable for the color of this lipstick, and there is a sense of poisoning and death when applied to the lips. However, this does not affect the two of them to regard this lipstick as a "noble person" for the two.

The noble man said that he was under a lot of pressure, and he felt that after being applied to their lips, he could lose his favorability in the hearts of the majority of beauty-loving women in a minute!

"Yo, go out normally, and come back from poisoning?" I looked at You Mi, who was smeared with a mouthful of my aunt's blood, and joked.

"!" Yumi ignored my provocation and still winked at the mirror.

"I met a beautiful woman from Sichuan C today, she is very nice, we had a good chat, and we also left each other's contact information." After the narcissism, Yumi said to me.

"You changed the lily?" I feigned surprise.

"Plug in丨 your sister!" My sister is also your sister, she was born from the same root, so why be in a hurry to insert each other!

"Ah Qiu! Who scolded me? "Xiao Fengfeng, the sister that you and I share, suddenly sneezed, and then felt a chill.

So, this trip to Sichuan A not only allowed You Mi to buy her long-desired aunt's blood lipstick, but also allowed her to make a new friend with a common spirit.

After returning to Sichuan C, You Mi asked this new friend, Li Tong, to come out to meet.

You Mi and Li Tong wore their aunt's blood lipstick at the same time, ignoring the strange or caring eyes of everyone, holding hands, walking on the street intimately, poisoning everyone's eyes.

"These two girls are very good-looking, why are the aesthetics so bad, why do you put expired lipstick on your mouth, aren't you afraid of poisoning?" Passerby A felt that because the lipstick had expired, the color was so abnormal.

"Oops, they're all poisoned and running out for a walk, should I remind them?" Passerby B thought kindly.

"After seeing the lipstick they wore with their aunt's blood, I decided to give up." Passerby C sighed.

After slowly getting in touch with Li Tong, You Mi found that the two were very similar in terms of preferences and aesthetics. Although Li Tong's appearance is not bright, the appearance of the small jasper makes people feel very affinity, and his personality is lively and hearty, which is very compatible with You Mi's big temperament.

The two of them are tired of being together when they have nothing to do, or shopping, or watching movies, or cycling, or rock climbing..... It's all about what You Mi did with her boyfriend or with a blind date man who had a good feeling.

Even Da Ou couldn't help but wonder if You Mi had switched to their flower industry and started to plant lilies.

"Plug in丨 your sister! Can't the old lady do these things with her female friends? "You Mi squirted.

"Yes, even if you two come to our bar hand in hand, order a couple's drink and share a straw, it's okay!" The big thief smiled, and did not forget to raise his eyebrows.

You Mi raised his long legs, and immediately broke through the fog with a broken foot. Da Ou clamped the chrysanthemum, pouted his ass, and quickly dodged.

"Woman, farewell!" Daou left at the speed of light.