Chapter 36: A 30-year-old virgin
"A 30-year-old virgin, huh?"
After leaving the Li family, You Mi finally didn't have to hehe anymore, she looked at Li Weiguo with a gossipy face.
"Uh, yes." Li Weiguo's expression of advanced bowel cancer has faded, and it has been replaced by an expression of "begging to die".
"Excuse me, how did Mr. Li manage to keep his boy alive for 30 years without breaking?" You Mi held back a smile and asked calmly.
You Mi, you still laugh, your current smile is more ugly than.
"Hey, it's hard to put into words." Li Weiguo supported his forehead.
He knew that trying to get his mother to control that mouth was harder than getting his hairline to move forward.
"Tell me, I'm not going to laugh at you." I won't laugh at you.
You Mi smiled slightly, and the man immediately surrendered.
"Okay......" Li Weiguo couldn't help You Mi's electric eye offensive.
When I was in college, many of my classmates would go out with their girlfriends to open a room and study the anatomy of the human body together. But Li Weiguo is more conservative, and the girl from Sichuan University is also very conservative. When two conservative people fall in love together, they can only have a story of pure chat covered with a quilt.
Therefore, after the first relationship, Li Weiguo was still a child.
After work, a friend introduced him to a very two-dimensional girl, called Xiaola, La.
When Li Weiguo saw Xiaola, who was wearing candy-colored long-legged socks and a white lace skirt, he was moved.
Please don't question Li Weiguo's vision, who hasn't been in the second year yet?
Xiaola is a professional gamer, playing games against the computer every day and rarely going out. This is very compatible with Li Weiguo, who is always at home and making data on the computer.
So, the two hit it off and lived together.
This cohabitation is not better than cohabitation, that is, renting a house with two suites, one person and one bedroom.
Is there wood that is very pure and healthy?
After the two lived together, Li Weiguo paid all the expenses of the family, including the cost of Xiaola's cosmetics, clothes and snacks.
Of course, one is a young man with strong blood, and the other is a delicate and lovely girl, if nothing happens, it will be very sorry for the development of the new era of socialism.
So, kiss and hug it, sleep in the same bed and watch a movie.
However, whenever Xiaola proposed to further study Li Weiguo's human anatomy, Li Weiguo refused.
For the hair?
Because Li Weiguo hasn't taken Xiaola to see Li's mother, without Li's mother's approval, how dare Li Weiguo make the next move.
For Li Weiguo, who has just come out of society, Li's mother's words are more effective than criminal law, who said that Li Weiguo was fed by Li's mother with a handful of and urine?
Who do you want to say that they weren't fed by their own mom with a handful of and urine?
Too young, too simple!
In the Li family, Father Li will not do anything except make money to support the family. Even when cockroaches appear in the house, they will only watch the cockroaches crawl leisurely in front of them, and then continue to read the newspaper.
Therefore, when Li's mother gave birth to Li Weiguo, she took care of the children alone and did housework alone, which was very hard, so that she fell into a back disease.
But despite this, Li's mother still led Li Weiguo very well, allowing him to develop morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically, and labor in all aspects, and approached the line of communist successor step by step.
In Li Weiguo's life, "dad" is just a noun, and mom is the one who gave birth to him and raised him. Therefore, no matter what Li's mother says, he will listen and remember it.
Mother Li is very conservative on the issue of marriage and love, oh, not conservative, but still in the Republic of China era. Although she agrees that Li Weiguo is free to fall in love, she is absolutely not allowed to have premarital sex, and she has to bring the girl home, and only after she approves can she allow the two to continue dating.
Otherwise, they will desperately try to stop it.
For example, after graduating from university, Li Weiguo wanted to go to the Northeast with the girl from Sichuan University to develop. Li's mother disagreed, and then cried every day, crying in front of Li Weiguo, and crying on the phone when she was not in front of Li Weiguo. Not only that, but also crying in front of relatives, friends, and even neighbors.
A weeping white lotus can naturally win the sympathy of the vast number of ignorant masses. Therefore, Li Weiguo has changed from a child of someone else's family to an unfilial son of someone else's family.
Forced by Li's mother's tears and the pressure of public opinion, Li Weiguo stayed in Sichuan A, and then waved goodbye to his first love.
In fact, Li Weiguo is not a mother's treasure, although he is obedient and filial, he also has his own ideas. It's just that he is very afraid of Mother Li's mouth and her White Lotus character.
Therefore, although he likes his current little girlfriend very much, he has not given Li's mother so far, and he doesn't dare to think anything about her human anatomy.
The beauty is current, but it can't be tasted, which not only makes Li Weiguo uncomfortable, but also makes Xiaola uncomfortable.
Because Li Weiguo at that time, his hairline had not yet risen, and his skin was also very tender, and he belonged to the Sven handsome type.
Faced with a boyfriend who is handsome and loves herself, a girl with normal physiology will want to knock him down and eat it all away.
Therefore, every time she faced Li Weiguo's brakes, Xiaola felt extremely aggrieved.
Is it because you are not beautiful enough? Isn't your body good enough? Isn't it feminine enough?
As soon as she thought of this, Xiaola developed strong self-doubt and even self-denial about herself.
Therefore, in order to regain self-confidence, Xiaola planted a grassland on Li Weiguo's head.
spent Li Weiguo's money to plant grassland on Li Weiguo's head, Xiaola did not feel a pain in conscience, but felt that Li Weiguo owed him.
However, if there are more grasslands, they will naturally be targeted by sheep. Therefore, Xiaola's splitting was soon discovered by Li Weiguo's friends.
Then, Li Weiguo quietly moved out with his own things.
Afterwards, Li Weiguo often thought that maybe he should have taken Xiaola to see Li's mother earlier, maybe he wouldn't have been riding a horse on the grassland at one end.
However, with Li's mother's character, she will not like a two-dimensional girl like Xiaola, and the result of meeting will only accelerate the breakup.
Therefore, after the second relationship, Li Weiguo was still a child.
Li Weiguo was depressed for a while, devoted himself to his work, and then quickly promoted to become an engineer from a small technician.
After becoming an engineer, Li Weiguo's hairline began to rise, but this did not affect his appearance, he was still a handsome guy.
Li Weiguo, who is handsome and rich, began to be pursued, and seemed to have embarked on a path to the peak of life.
Among those suitors, Li Weiguo chose the most beautiful one without any suspense.
Therefore, the connotation of this kind of thing, let's use it when tearing up with people.
Because the other party liked him first, Li Weiguo enjoyed the happiness of being held in the hand of a young woman.
This taste is far more refreshing than the distressed taste of Mother Li holding herself in her hand.
As soon as the heart is refreshed, the physiology will also be refreshed. So, he wanted to study anatomy with that girl as soon as possible.
So, not long after Li Weiguo dated the girl, he took it home for Li's mother to see.
Originally, everything was fine.
However, when Li's mother released a big move and asked if the girl was a virgin, the illusion of harmony finally cracked.
Because, the answer for girls is "no".
Therefore, a girl like You Mi who doesn't tell the truth is still more popular with the elderly.
Then, Mother Li's white lotus face immediately turned black into a dark night rose, and asked the girl to break up with Li Weiguo quickly, because she was not worthy of Li Weiguo, who was pure in body and mind.
So, the girl ran out of Li's house crying......
Therefore, after the end of the third relationship, Li Weiguo was still a child.
After this incident, Li Weiguo didn't dare to fall in love for the time being. Because, where are so many virgins waiting to match themselves?
Without the moisture of love, coupled with the increasing pressure of work, Li Weiguo's hairline has risen even more, and his skin has deteriorated, and his appearance has begun to decline.
Sven's handsome guy became Sven's brother.
After being silent for a while, Li Weiguo met Xiaobai through a friend's introduction. Xiaobai is a graduate student, although he can't talk about how beautiful he looks, but Sven is delicate, and he looks like a white lotus.
As the saying goes, men love the White Lotus.
Therefore, Li Weiguo began to pursue the White Lotus, oh no, it was Xiaobai.
Xiaobai is very simple, except for burying his head in learning, he has no other life experience. Therefore, under Li Weiguo's ardent pursuit and the matchmaking of everyone, he accepted Li Weiguo's pursuit ignorantly and became Li Weiguo's fourth girlfriend.
is also the white lotus in the world, and only hates to meet too late.
Therefore, Mother Li and Xiaobai hit it off at first sight and fell in love with mother and daughter.
At this time, Li Weiguo was finally relieved and began to run the road of marrying and having children with Xiaobai.
At this time, Li Weiguo was 27 years old and no longer obedient to Li's mother. Now he has the thoughts of a mature man and the needs of a mature man.
Therefore, when Li's mother recognized Xiaobai and urged the two to get married as soon as possible, Li Weiguo wanted to pick this white lotus in advance.
However, Xiaobai is very shy, not to mention kissing and hugging, even the little hands will blush.
Looking at Xiaobai's desire to refuse and give up, Li Weiguo had the idea of a beast heart for the first time.
Taking advantage of a dark and windy night, Li Weiguo threw Xiaobai down in Xiaobai's dormitory.
I thought that if I had a domineering president to pounce on you, I would make Xiaobai surrender to him. Unexpectedly, the White Lotus, which had never been stained with petals by the mud, was frightened by Li Weiguo's behavior and struggled desperately in his arms.
In the end, she cut off her grandson's leg, kicked Li Weiguo under the bed, and also kicked him into the hospital.
"Soft tissue contusions, don't be so intense in the future." The doctor patted Li Weiguo on the shoulder earnestly.
Xiaobai stood next to Li Weiguo "hump", looking like a victim.
Looking at the appearance of the little white pear blossom with rain, Li Weiguo actually thought of Mother Li, and felt that she was simply a young version of Mother Li.
So, Li Weiguo broke up with Xiaobai, because he couldn't stand the second Mother Li anymore.
Therefore, after the end of the fourth relationship, Li Weiguo was still a child.
At this time, Li Weiguo was physically and mentally traumatized, so he decided to temporarily stay away from the love between men and women and work hard.
Then, this serious work, I worked until I was 29 years old.
So, Li's mother became anxious, and even doubted Li Weiguo's sexual orientation, thinking that why she didn't even like a good white lotus like Xiaobai, it must be Li Weiguo's psychological problem.
As soon as Li's mother was in a hurry, she cried and mourned at any time, so that every time Li Weiguo went home, he thought that Li's father hung up because of a recurrence of heart disease.
In desperation, Li Weiguo started a blind date, but no matter what kind of girl he met, as long as he took it home, he would be frightened by Li's mother's remarks.
Before Li's mother could enlarge her move, the other party would make an excuse to leave in advance, and then leave quickly with Hot Wheels.
You Mi is the only one who carries it to the end except for Xiaobai.