Niu Gensheng came to Yandu Dream Realm and saw an old woman giving birth to a white snake with a transparent belly, and a sow in Moon Village gave birth to eight wolf children, savages, pig tails, and savages! When I saw a young man riding upside down, he said to me: "After this Moon Village, there are all werewolves! Their dust roots are longer than an elephant's trunk, and the woman's hole is bigger than Wu Zetian! The children born are all giant babies! At night, they will howl at the moon!

, the woman's hair will sing at night to attract demons and monsters. The trees dance and talk! The cows smoke and drink!"

When Niu Gensheng came to the imperial capital, he saw a woman with such a big belly and asked for directions: "How to go to heaven?" The woman said: "The road to heaven depends on the soul to cross" Behind heaven is a paradise! The Zhen people there will eat earthworms, grasshoppers, and bats, and they are like people during the day, and they like to suck blood and dance and sing with zombies at night when the moon is full! They are afraid of fire and the sun, and they like to sing poems under the moon the most!

I saw an old man with a green belly chanting a poem and said: "I don't love the moon and autumn fragrance, and the moon lang Xingxi loves Xingchi!" A red-eyed hairy child said: "The bold pursuit of true love is like Xi Shi, and the woman's aunt is a beautiful angel!

The seven dwarfs and the flying white-bearded old man all laughed! Santa Claus and Snow White came out to bask in the moonlight!

Su Dongpo came out to chant poetry:

When is the bright moon? Ask the sky for wine. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace. I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the high place is unbearable. Dancing to figure out the shadow, how does it seem to be in the world?

Turn Zhu Pavilion, low Qihu, shine sleeplessly. There should be no hatred, what is the long time to say goodbye? People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete. I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles.

Niu Gensheng asked Long Chunfeng what year it was tonight? Long Chunfeng said: "You are the eight monsters of Wenyangzhou, right? I don't know?" Cao Cao said: "Life is geometric, and you are a song about wine!" "The spring breeze is not as good as you! The ten wicked men and the strange man Ouyang De have come out of the mountain! Ling Hu Chong sang:

It's rare to have a good skill

The love barrier has never been overcome

You can't break through the tenderness and sweetness

Wielding the sword indiscriminately yielded no results

The water is gushing and chopping

The knot of love cannot be broken

The blade is cold and the enthusiasm is not cold

I was even more sad at the bottom of my heart

The merciless knife never knows what to do

There is no fate, only sighing

Don't be afraid in the face of death

The parting heart is sad

There are a few disappointments in life

Why did you choose me?

Break the covenant with a sword

Acquaintances are doomed to be big mistakes

The merciless knife never knows what to do

There is no fate, only sighing

Don't be afraid in the face of death

The parting heart is sad

There are a few disappointments in life

Why did you choose me?

Break the covenant with a sword

Acquaintances are doomed to be big mistakes

Break the covenant with a sword

Acquaintances are doomed to be big mistakes

Chen Jinnan, the lord of the Heaven and Earth Society, and the witches of the Divine Dragon Sect all went out of the mountain, Guiguzi went down the mountain, and the immortals and thousands of passers-by came to the stars and the moon! The Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest and the Eight Immortals crossed the sea to congratulate! The Antarctic Immortal Weng said: "If you come to have a business trip with the Jade Emperor, Cleopatra and the Goddess of Liberty are both pregnant! Heaven and earth are in the same spring!"

Jiang Ziya scolded and said: "Bastard, why didn't Cixi have a benevolent heart? Wu Ze is naïve and not a bad person? What's the big deal with a big belly!" Niu Gensheng whispered: "Hitler is a guest in our Shenzhou, don't be rude to the street, he can't be humane! Comrades, the revolution has not yet succeeded? The foundation project is still angry!" Everyone was confused when they heard it, and Zhang Guoren and Tang Jie'ad knew that this strange talk and strange thing was a secret of God?