113 The first strange book in the world

Niu Gensheng sleepwalked to the dream and heard the dream demon say: "Lingnan ghost talent is really smart, no matter how great and talented you are, you can't read the world's first strange book "Dream Journey" written by him, Shenzhou people are too bad at bragging, Mo Yan wrote a book "Life and Death Fatigue", which is not enough for one-tenth of the Lingnan ghost talent to win the Nobel Prize in Literature, then the dream of the oriental myth of the Lingnan ghost talent will not make the old scholars of the Swedish Academy of Literature use a magnifying glass to study the three lives and three worlds and cannot read it thoroughly!"

For example: "There has never been a book in the history of mankind that braggs so badly, this literary work is super magical and super dreamy, and the gods, demons, cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are all dispatched!"

Dante said that it was greater than my "Divine Comedy"! Jesus said: "It is more classic than my Bible"! Tang Jiead said: It is stranger but absurd than my "Cervantes"! Confucius said: The messenger is more powerful than my knowledge! Cao Xueqin raised her big mother finger from the coffin and said proudly: Someone in Shenzhou has finally written a fantasy novel that is better than the Dream of Red Mansions!!

Guanyin said: "Although the Lingnan ghost is not a mouse who falls and calls himself himself, he is not Huang Po who buys milk and buys and sucks himself! He is the bravest dreamer in contemporary China in China! Although he is not a salted fish or an independent pig! But he is a smart person in ice and snow, and this is a dream chaser who even Marx and Engels praised! Ma Yun once bragged that pigs will fly when the wind comes! There is also a great man who said that we are all dream chasers, and Niu Gensheng and Lingnan ghosts are chasing dreams and chasing out a strange book in the world!"

Master Xingyun said to the Lingnan ghost in his dream: "The strange book of the world, your dream and strange journey, every chapter of the novel has a ghost dream? This is more wonderful than the Oriental Night Tale One Thousand and One Nights! Infinite creativity, you have caused many literary masters to vomit blood to death, and some old scholars of the academy have left their posts in anger to write the online novel "Crazy Thousands of Left-behind Women", and have been crazy about hundreds of millions of ignorant girls in rural areas!"

The world's No. 1 prodigy, Ou Yang, has to hide in the Valley of Forgetfulness and study hard behind closed doors! Samariqi said: "Real milk is the world's No. 1 strange book and strange dreams!" Jiang Ziya was not convinced, and went to consult Guiguzi, Guiguzi said: "Lao Tzu said: "Lao Tzu is the first in the world to be changed to the runner-up! Because there is a Lingnan ghost talent on the earth, he wrote a "Dream Journey" that made the ghosts of life angry! Not even the big dung is gone! Mount Fuji likes to eat! Jingguo Shrine loves to chase dreams! Shenzhou even loves to chase dreams at the Temple of Heaven and the Temple of Earth! The aunts who dance square dances love to watch "" every day Luoyang paper is expensive for a while!

Severe anorexia patients in the hospital poured out of the nest, and some rural mentally handicapped young women even forgot to breastfeed their babies for dehydration and were admitted to the hospital for in-depth treatment!

Some insomnia and depression are cured after reading this book!

Sima Yi praised the poem and said: "The tiger roars and the dragon is backward, and it is best to dream of sleepwalking! The first strange thing in the world? The literati have loved Xi Shi since ancient times!" Zhuge Villager vomited blood and said sadly: "I can't imagine that I am wise and martial all my life, and finally lost to Sima Pifu, all blame the Lingnan ghost for sleepwalking to the Three Kingdoms Sect A few tricks this Sima Yi!"

Liu Bei's son Adou said: "The essay is only Lingnan ghost talent, can be compared with Su Dongpo's beauty? In terms of creativity, Cao Xueqin is not as good as Lingnan ghost talent, and on the grotesque Ma Yuan's "Cow Ghost Snake God" is not as good as Lingnan ghost talent! On the strange momentum, the world dominates and sings!

The Jade Emperor of Heaven said: "Lingnan ghosts are really miraculous and Ma Liang is reincarnated!" "Hell Yama King said: "Lingnan ghosts write ghosts and write demons into the wood!" "Heaven and earth Liang Hailing said: "I want to be a ghost in the next life, and I will not marry if I am not a Lingnan ghost!"

Cao Zhi jumped into Luoshui and said: "I want the goddess of Luoshui to marry a Lingnan ghost talent in the next life, because I love so love, my literary talent is not as good as Lingnan ghost talent!" A Dou kicked Cao Zhi under Luoshui, Tang Bohu was drunk and said: "I, Tang, laughed all over the world in front of Lingnan ghosts, and then laughed at Qiuxiang no longer love me?

If the Buddha is wise and foolish, he said: "The first strange book in the world is none other than the Lingnan ghost genius work "Dream Journey"?