Chapter 26 Don't You Want to Be So Pitty [The author was urged to change early by a forced kiss, so he released the chapter early and was released from prison]
Pei Muqiang ran over, pointed the little stick at Lechuan's nose, and then stared at the spot.
I was dumbfounded and looked at it with a slight smile, looking at these two as if they were playing Wu Song fighting a tiger.
The corners of Lechuan's mouth kept twitching, and Gao Leng's image completely collapsed.
In fact, if you think about it, every cold person will eventually have a person who makes him ruined.
That person was either a lover or an enemy, and it was now obvious that it was the latter.
It's just that I'm curious, why would Lethe take this kind of thing in the Void Rift, and then let him live in his own dormitory, and move out by himself?
But looking at the situation now, the reason why Lechuan has been lazily playing Hache when the Dharma Protector Kitten was selected before may have an inseparable relationship with this guy.
Before, I thought that Lethe's playing Hache and lazy or something, they were all handsome and elegant.
Now I understand - he was bruised by this neurotic unicorn and lost blood until the end, and he couldn't sleep at night, and he was sleepy at any time, right?
It seems, do not puncture the situation behind every cold person.
Maybe it's ridiculous.
Lethe Chuan grimaced with a cold face and removed Pei Mu's small stick that was pointing at his nose in his hand.
"Qiang ——!" Again, he made another fan, and then pointed at Lethe again.
Lethe Chuan was about to burst his watch, moved his stick again, and then flashed behind him as soon as he turned over!
"Huh?" Pei Mu's reaction was a little slow, and he was instantly restrained by Lechuan and hugged his neck.
Lechuan gritted his teeth at this time, and I could see that those two sharp teeth looked very trembling.
The glass slag was all over the ground, Pei Mu looked sideways at Lechuan beside him, and then his body went soft, dragged out of his arm around him, and fell straight on the bed!
Perhaps he was so heavy that even I was shaken several times by the anti-inertia force, and I took a few steps back to steady.
I saw Pei Mu shaking himself up again, his face full of tears: "You beat me, you actually beat me, I-come, hurry, harder, harder!" Oh......"
Lethe Chuan is really not polite, he raised his long legs and stepped on it!
With a bang, I shuddered again and took a few steps back.
"Oh-you ruthless man, these beautiful legs, oh-oh-my god-chirp-"
The very penetrating sound of kissing the toes, Pei Mu sneered, and Lechuan quickly shook his legs in disgust and left beside him.
"My dear! Don't go! Can you bear to forsake me? I'm such a cute and sweet little unicorn, I can't find a second one in the fairy world and the spirit world! ”
Lechuan smiled for a moment: "If you swallow your essence for me, I think you are cute and sweet." So saying, he took his own garment, as if he were looking for another place to live.
Oh - I nodded, and got another question.
It turned out that it was not Lechuan who politely gave up his dormitory to Pei Mu, but was occupied in the lair, and he didn't even have the strength to rob it, so he just wanted to get away from him quickly, right?
Pei Mu lowered his head and thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes widened as if a light bulb was lit on his head: "Actually! You can't eat my essence, but remove the qi word, and you can eat it! ”
Lethe's brows twitched a few times again, and the black qi on his body rolled up: "Get out!" ”
Pei Mu shrunk his neck, and then reached out to touch me: "My dear, when is the wind and snow, how much do you know about the past, how about we drink mandarin duck and acacia wine now——"
I shook my paws, shook my head, nodded, and didn't know how to react.
But I saw Lechuan throw out a black silk thing in his hand, swept me away, and then announced.
"This cat will not belong to you in the future!"
"Huh?" Pei Mu stretched out his hand and grabbed the air, blinking: "Didn't you say that it was okay to give it to me?" ”
"But you also said you don't."
"For the gods——! For Shenma——!! A sudden shout was abrupt in this otherwise calm conversation.
Even Lethe Chuan trembled slightly in fright, the black lines on his head became heavier and heavier, and he didn't intend to talk to him, but turned around and left.
"Kitten! Kitten, look back at me! Kitten! Don't go! I have a gift for you! How can you be so ruthless! Oh my God—" Pei Mu shouted hoarsely from behind.
I really couldn't resist my curiosity and wanted to turn my head to take a look, but Lethe just wouldn't turn around.
Until Pei Mu shouted: "Do you want me to tell all your secrets?!" ”
Lethe's back stiffened, and then a look of impatience appeared on his face, and he turned around.
But before Lechuan could speak, Pei Mu swooped off the bed, wearing green clothes and green pants, with a Peking Opera robe, in my eyes, like a moving green onion!
I saw the green onion humming and rolling forward a few times, and then I didn't know what I took out in my hand, and then threw it over with a whoosh!
Lethe didn't react, but that thing slammed directly into my head!
A few little stars flew by, and I was dizzy, looking everywhere in my eyes: "What ...... something?"
"From now on it's my cat! You don't have the right to drive! When Pei Mu was petrified all over Lechuan, he took the opportunity to snatch me from him in his arms, and then touched my skull.
My skull hurts, big brother, what the hell hit my head?!
I continued to work hard to find strange things on the ground, and finally, I saw something that didn't seem to be in Lethe's room.
It was a ball, half white, half red, with a lock.
Yes, I guessed right, Pokemon Balls – oh my!
I squinted at Pei Mu, what the hell is this crazy unicorn doing.
And Lechuan seemed to be the same as me, and the corners of his mouth twitched and he hugged his chest: "What the hell are you doing?" ”
Pei Mu's nose let out a sound: "Hmph~"
Then he pointed into the distance with one hand: "Since you sincerely asked!" We will tell you with great mercy! ”
"So what?" Lechuan was rarely interested in listening to him continue to talk nonsense.
And I, ever since I saw the Pokemon Ball, I knew what he was going to say next.
"To prevent the world from being destroyed! To protect the peace of the world! Carry out love and true evil! Cute and charming villains! ”
One by one, Pei Mu hugged me, said a word, and performed a sentence.
Then he knocked me on the head, as if to signal me to cooperate.
I stifled a smile, okay, cooperate—definitely cooperate!
Pei Mu walked up with his hands and pointed to the sky and shouted: "Pei Mu! ”
I was indignant and continued: "White meow! ”
"We are Team Rocket shuttling through the galaxy!"
"Duo!"
"White hole! A white tomorrow awaits us! ”
"Meow~ That's it!"
"Oh, my darling!" Pei Mu hugged me and circled: "You've even seen Pokemon!" I love Huang Meow so much! ”
I looked at Lethe's inky face, and I couldn't believe it.
Was it me who was so cooperative just now?
Is it me?
Lethe Chuan glanced at me, and then at Pei Mu.
Definitely like a pity neurosis, Lechuan took two steps forward and took me out who was lying in Pei Mu's hand, and then patted Pei Mu on the shoulder.
"You must return to your normal appearance within three days, otherwise I will definitely kick you back to the fairy world."
"No, no, no-" Pei Mu fell to his knees and hugged Lechuan's waist: "For the peace of the universe-huh!" ”
With a punch, Lechuan showed no mercy and knocked Pei Mu unconscious on the spot.
I watched in horror and swallowed.
Then Pei Mu was kicked onto the bed by Lechuan, the bed full of glass slag......
Really...... Perverts and perverts together, there is no good result!
I was carried away by Lethe with my neck hunched, and he placed me in front of a small, gorgeous-looking house.
"Go back, continue to be your Dharma Protector Cat, you are not suitable to serve Pei Mu." Lethe squatted and covered his face, I thought, he was regretting.
Because of my appearance, Pei Mu was even more crazy, so he felt that it was a mistake to bring me before.
It was originally a mistake! Extinguish hahaha-
I protested with my tail cocked, and I was very arrogant.
Lethe swished and pulled off a handful of hair on the tip of my tail: "Don't be too proud!" Today I am familiar with my friends, and tomorrow I will go out to find the fetal soul! ”
"Why!" I grinned in pain and snatched my tail back: "Didn't you say that the Dharma Protector Cat doesn't need to find a fetal soul?" ”
"Hmph-" Lechuan patted my head and laughed sheepishly: "No one said that the Dharma Protector Cat can't be punished. You—from tomorrow onwards, are still looking for the fetal soul, every day—this number. ”
He held out a hand and measured, five.
"Five copies?!" I yelled and took a few steps back, my tail completely clamped: "Master, do you want to be so pitiful?" ”
"Yes." Lethe Chuan tapped the tip of my nose: "Because I was very unhappy, I was interrupted in the middle of the process just now, and you still helped to abuse me, so I should be punished." ”
"Halfway through what—" I pursed my lips and saw a few cats swaying in the distance, and then turned around: "Five is five!" Hmph—"
Watching me run away, Lethe Chuan smiled, and then waved his hand, turning into a large cloud of black mist and dissipating.
I peeked behind me and saw that he was gone, so I breathed a sigh of relief, and then ran to Yubao and them, shouting, "I'm back—"
Yu Bao saw me running wildly with four claws, and also chased after me: "Where have you been?" ”
I thought that the little white cat next to Yubao was Xiaoyun, but I didn't expect it to be the yellow and white flower who became the protector cat with me, so I smiled embarrassedly.
"There's a mess there, and I—didn't have time to get back." I don't dare to say more superfluous words, so I can only do this first!
And another yellow and white kitten suddenly looked at me with cold eyes.
"Hey—" I greeted with a shake of my paws, feeling like I was about to get frostbitten.
The next moment, the cat suddenly jumped up in the air, jumped three feet high, spun to the ground, and then slapped me!