Chapter 27 This is my husband The actor is lost, and the author catches cats everywhere, forgive me for being twenty minutes late
"Poof!" I was almost slapped and vomited blood, and I slapped the ground with four claws!
I endured the pain in my back and rolled over, vigilantly pressing my front paws to look at the Dharma Protector Cat who was now the same as me, not knowing what she meant.
I saw her shake her head, then grinned abruptly, and then shouted: "You are also hi!" My name is Xiaomi!! โ
This, this, this...... This reflects the arc...... It's also long!
But before I could speak, Xiaomi stretched out his paw again......
You know, I was just a Soul Eater! Although it is the same now, however, they were soul cats before, and they themselves have special powers from their masters, and it is really difficult for me to hide!
So before the second meow spun and fell, Yubao raised his head, swished, and crashed into her!
"Hey!" Xiaomi shook his paw and smiled: "Please eat!" Chafing dish! โ
"Huh?" This time it was my turn to be stupid and look at the cat in amazement.
Yu Bao grinned, and then leaned close to my ear: "Cats that can be Dharma Protector Cats are not ordinary, be careful." โ
"Uh, I see." The implication of Yu Bao's words is that those who can jump into the molten steel are not ordinary!
"Let's go!" Xiaomi was about to raise his claws again, and Yu Bao bumped into it with a bang.
This cat - it seems a little strange!
So along the way, there were a lot of crashing sounds around me, Yubao collided with her all the way, and she was happy to smile and smile again.
I went back to the new Dharma Protector Cat Hut, which is a small six-story building, and the small platform upstairs is especially suitable for paw climbing and jumping.
At the entrance of each floor hangs a small painting, which is drawn in the shape of a kitten, representing that the kitten lives on this floor!
It's so cute, it's so cute - I'm looking for it, one of the layers...... Oh! Why is the sixth floor me with my ears rolling!
At this point, I can't wait to go up and lift that stupid self-portrait with my paws!
At the same time, it suddenly dawned on me that these were places to live according to the ranking.
I live on the sixth floor, Yubao lives on the fifth floor, Gray Cat lives on the fourth floor, Xiaomi lives on the third floor, Sanhua lives on the second floor, and Ning Ning lives on the first floor.
"Hot pot! Here it comes! โ
Xiaomi spoke with a bit of a harsh accent, with a cute nasal voice, a bit like the voice of a bulli-blowing Dumbo.
The hot pot is delicious, and other kittens have also been invited, they are the same as Yubao, they are all soul-calming cats, so they can be regarded as acquaintances.
So Yu Bao also took the opportunity to eat hot pot this time to introduce their names to me.
Sanhua's kitten's name is Yueke, and at first it felt a little cold, but now when I get in touch, I find that it is also a very gentle kitten.
Huang Baihua is Xiaomi, and it can be seen that it is a little funny kitten, okay, it's always a little strange and scary.
The gray kitten's name is Luo Ning, her blue eyes are beautiful, and her mouth is always full of poetry and songs, but the problem is ...... The timing is always incorrect.
For example, we all have small wine glasses in front of us, and when we lick them, she suddenly shouts, "Sing about wine!" Geometry of life! โ
The kittens next to him were all sweaty, only Yue Ke smiled: "Luoling is like this, it's good to get used to it......"
Sure enough, what Yubao said is right, those who can become Dharma protector cats are not normal cats!
What about me? What kind of cat am I?
This was reflected after our three rounds of drinking.
It turns out that I'm a- stupid cat.
"La-la-oh tired...... Lu Li lala, oh tired...... "Yue Ke drank a little too much, and the house was full of circles."
However, she is a circle of human shape, and she looks like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl.
Luo Ning is the same, wearing small glasses, wearing the kind of serious lace clothes on her body, and wearing thin silver threads on her glasses that hang down to her ears all the time.
Sure enough, she looks like a literati and an artist, a proper literary and artistic girl!
There is also Xiaomi, Xiaomi's age doesn't look very old, and he is holding a big plate in his hand: "Qianqian!" I did! Fried rice cake with carrots! You eat, eat! Eat! โ
I looked at the few in front of me that had turned into human shapes, and I was a little unhappy.
"I don't eatโ"
Woowoo...... Only one of my meows can't transform yet, and the other meows can be transformed!
Depressed, I licked several bowls of wine with a gurgling voice, and I was dazed when I drank, and my tongue was hard.
After the meal, everyone went out to take out the garbage together, and even Yubao, a guy, turned into a human form, and I was drunk like mud, smiling harmlessly.
I used to wonder what Yubao had so many pockets on his chest for, but now I understand, it's for me!
So, I'm sitting in the biggest pocket on Yubao's chest at this time, a bit like a baby kangaroo.
No way, who made my four paws soft, and I was carried by it.
Because we drank too much, several of us decided to walk around this yard and kill the drinks.
"Lalala-la-" Yue Ke was still singing: "In the future, I will find the most handsome and handsome male cat to marry him!" โ
"Hiccupโ" I burped a little, a little confused.
"I'm looking for one, the most elegant cat, and I will write poems and songs with him and talk about life." You don't have to listen to it to know that this was said by Luo Ning.
"Me! Looking for! Fight hard! The male cat! Hey! Wash my socks! Brush my teeth! Xiaomi smiled like an old bustard in the kiln.
"Whew-" the crowd scoffed, "You're looking for a babysitter!" โ
Xiaomi smiled and hiccuped a few times.
A little black cat passed by us, and when he saw a few of us walking in a daze, he looked up slightly.
Except for me, they were all humanoids, so they all looked very shaky.
Ning Ning narrowed her eyes slightly, as if she was very unhappy that we didn't invite her.
But we can't blame us, she wasn't very liked before, and she always liked to bully people, who can be friends with her?
Ning Ning didn't say anything, just looked at it for a while, then turned around and walked away, several people around didn't pay attention to this scene, and then continued the topic just now.
"Yubao, what kind of female cat are you looking for?" This question is a bit rippling.
I buried my paw slightly, Yubao shook his head, smiled shyly, and patted my head with his hand.
"Just find a stupid one."
My head was pressed low for a moment, and I felt a little unhappy at the same time.
Several kittens laughed together: "Yes, yes - you are a male cat, of course you have to find a cute one!" What about Qianqian? โ
I looked up in confusion - I didn't expect to be asked about me who was now in pet mode.
In a trance, I saw a huge cat statue in the distance!
I immediately raised my paws: "That's it!" How good it is to be a husband! Wise and powerful! Hiccupโ"
A small smell of wine came out, and I jumped out of Yubao's belly pocket and ran all the way to the huge statue.
It was a big, big cat, with four claws that weren't like our round, but the sharp tips of the blades full of muscular strength.
The body is also streamlined, full of muscular lines.
The eyes were black with a dull blue in the middle, and I wondered what kind of gem could make them so beautiful.
Moreover, the stripes on his body also have a lot of dark blue, and the appearance of roaring with his head up at this time looks incomparably cool!
On top of that, when I approached the statue in a daze, I realized that it wasn't a cat.
Probably like a leopard, or like a lion or tiger, because it doesn't have sharp ears, but round ears like a beast of prey.
It has two large fangs, a small sharp horn on the top of its head, a lot of fluff standing up, and a large black wing like a pterosaur on its back.
Between the bones of the wings, there are bone spurs like protruding teeth.
There are a lot of ice-blue circles around the tail, pointed, and also spear-like thorns, coiled behind me, cool to make me cry!
What a perfect statue! How could there be such a perfect statue! It's like a combination of a western dragon and an eastern tiger and leopard!
"Qianqian, you're spring-" Yueke chased after me with a smile, looking at me who was stunned as I stared at the statue.
I shook the saliva in my mouth: "What if it's spring!" โ
I don't know why, maybe it's because I've really become a cat, so my aesthetics have changed.
Now in my eyes, this is a beautiful man! That's the handsome guy! So perfect!
Although - just a statue!
With the strength of the wine, I didn't care whether what I said at this time was right or wrong, but I just jumped on the platform where the statue was standing, and sat down with the big cat.
Looks like I'm only the size of its claws, but that's okay!
I clenched its big paws and announced, "If you want to find a husband, you have to find this!" Handsome again! Wise and martial! Look at this muscle ......."
"......" Luo Ning squinted his eyes and smiled.
Yu Bao's face looked bad, but I still rubbed it with my big cold paws.
"If only I could have such big claws!"
So I didn't think about it, I sat up, and scratched my claws fiercely on the statue that might have been copper or iron!
There was a stabbing sound, and I left a mark!
"Perfect!" Looking at the paw prints that slightly showed the color inside, I dangled again and announced, "This is my husband from now on - hiccup!" โ
Several kittens looked at each other, looked at each other a few times, snorted and laughed, and then quickly got me off the big paws.
"Qianqian drank too much, so I'd better hurry homeโ" A few cats hurriedly carried me back.
And I, at that time, I didn't know if I really drank too much or what, and I even pulled my paws and roared: "My husband-no!! โ
After I went back, I began to sleep, and when I woke up, I only remembered the appearance of the statue, and the rest, after I sobered up, they told me about Yubao.
So, from the bottom of my heart, I felt like I was a stupid cat! But - it's not the kind of stupid cute cat that Yubao wants to marry, because it's only stupid, not cute!
On the first day I became a Dharma Protector Cat, I was drunk and embarrassed, and I really wanted to cry without tears-
But what made me cry even more was that that night, I was lying in my nest when I heard a strange claw sound!
Pap-
Like, it's a big cat!