Hurt.

It really hurts, I guess it's bleeding.

Holding my head with a burst of pain, I looked at Hu Zixin, who was as surprised as if I had seen the sudden explosion of a pressure cooker, but I sighed in my heart that the calcareous skull that humans had evolved for millions of years still couldn't compare with the silica ashtray after all.

"I ...... I didn't mean to! The ashtray in his hand fell to the ground, Hu Zixin showed the expression of an accidental murderer, and staggered back two steps.

"Ah Zhen." Xu Feng stepped forward to support me who was crooked, glanced at my head, and showed a look of shock and anger. "How?"

"The nerves are on the wrong line...... I just gasped and looked at Hu Zixin with the eyes that could best express my anger.

"It's a bit bleeding, but it's not a lot. Gao Hai, you help Ah Zhen. Xu Feng gave me a serious and comforting look, and then he suddenly turned around, stretched out his hand, and stopped in front of Hu Zixin, who wanted to leave in a hurry, and said angrily:

"Hu Zixin, you completely me off!!"

"You...... What do you want? Hu Zixin slammed into the round table with her back, unable to retreat, revealing a standard frightened face.

"This matter, Hu Zixin, I won't let you go easily." Xu Feng faced Hu Zixin, and even his voice became cold, "Hu Zixin, you don't have to think about going back to your company, wait for us to call the police and be detained, your behavior is enough to be convicted of malicious wounding!" ”

Hearing Xu Feng's words, Hu Zixin's face became like a green dumpling.

"Just kidding! …… I—What's wrong with me? Who told him to stop me? You won't let me go if I want to go, will you? Hu Zixin sneered and said, "You did it yourself, do you blame me?" Still want to leave me behind? Why? I'm an agency, do you know how much business I have waiting for me tomorrow? People even paid the deposit, stop me, you bear this part of the cost? ”

Xu Feng looked at Hu Zixin coldly and said honestly:

"Go back? Hehe, if you hurt someone and want to leave, it's really you, Hu Zixin. ”

Xu Feng sneered, and then suddenly said sharply:

"Want to go? Then listen to God's meaning - Hu Zixin, you might as well come and gamble on a game, if you win, I will let you go, I will never trouble you in the future, and I will not let Ah Zhen and them trouble you again, if you lose, just stay and bear the medical expenses and go to the detention center, as for tomorrow's business, you don't have to do it. In addition to this, the losing side of the game must agree to a condition that does not go against his will. Do you dare to make this bet? If you win, you go, and quit the game of God, and you will no longer have any entanglements with us in the future, and you will continue to live your own life. If you lose, stay and make amends. ”

"Playing games? Right now? Are you kidding? You want to rely on the compulsion of the game to keep me, right? Why should I promise you? Hu Zixin said coldly.

"Qiu Chaoyue, stop her."

"Okay, I've been looking at this eight women for a long time." Qiu Chaoyue, who was sturdy and tall, was so indignant that he blocked Hu Zixin's way, while Xu Feng blocked another way, leaving Hu Zixin with no way to retreat.

In any case, whether it is a body type, a catty or a gender, or a number of people, Hu Zixin's current advantage value is negative. Hu Zixin looked at Xu Feng a little nervously, then at Qiu Chaoyue, and said:

"What the hell do you want!?"

"Play games." Xu Feng said word by word, "I said it very clearly. ”

"Why? You're just trying to trick me with an unfair game, right? ”

"Unfair? Okay, Hu Zixin, if you think the game is unfair, just count me as losing. If I cheat in the game, I lose, right? Xu Feng said with a sneer.

Hearing Xu Feng's condition, Hu Zixin was silent for half a beat and narrowed her eyes:

"Okay, what game do you say first, I'll see what you want."

"It's a very simple game, rock, paper, scissors, best-of-three games." Xu Feng said lightly, "The other rules are the same as usual, only one is my additional rule, that is, I can report the gesture I will make before the start of each game, if I use the gesture to win you, then the other two games, whether I win or lose, will be directly ignored, and I will win three games." If I lose to you with a gesture, then I lose directly, even if I have won two games, as long as I lose to you with my gesture, I will lose all three games. It's as simple as that. At the same time, if you find out that I am cheating in the game, I will directly count it as losing. ”

Hearing Xu Feng's condition, Hu Zixin suddenly frowned:

"Are you an idiot? If you win one game with your gesture, you will win three rounds; If you lose to me with your gestures, even if you lose three games? Do you think I'm going to be stupid enough to be a gesture that happens to be overshadowed by your gesture? You don't mean to cheat, do you? ”

"You can think about it carefully, if you think I'm cheating in the rules, I'll lose directly." Xu Feng said indifferently. "But I'm just going to give you a minute to think, if you're not going to play the game, okay, we'll see you at the police station, and Ah Zhen can ask you for enough money for treatment and mental damage. As for the business you are talking about, you can also skip talking. ”

“…… Hehe, I see, it makes it clear that you want to blackmail me for a large amount of money, right? Hu Zixin sneered, and then said, "Okay, I see how much appetite you have, just play, I, Hu Zixin, am not a woman who can't afford to play!" ”

"Okay." Xu Feng nodded, then turned to look at me and said, "Ah Zhen, I'm sorry for making a claim, but if I lose, I will find a way to cover your medical expenses." ”

"I didn't ...... Never mind...... Don't say that I feel like I'm going to be hospitalized...... "I don't know what medicine Xu Feng sells in his gourd, but I can only hold my head and believe him now." In fact, if Hu Zixin leaves the team, I can't wait for it.

"Then let's get started." Xu Feng got my consent, Xu Feng looked at Hu Zixin indifferently, and said, "Rock-paper-scissors, let's start." With so many people watching, I don't think we can cheat - my teaser is: I'm going to throw a punch in the first game. As for believe it or not, that's up to you. ”

Hearing Xu Feng's punch announcement, Hu Zixin flicked her bangs nonchalantly, but soon narrowed her eyes again.

Hu Zixin seemed to be a little hesitant. This agent-turned-woman will not be shrewd when she thinks about it.

"By the way, if you quit in the middle of the game, you will lose if you quit." Xu Feng reminded.

Almost half a minute later, Hu Zixin and Xu Feng finally made a move against each other, and after seeing the result, my heart stopped for a beat.

Hu Zixin is a fist.

And Xu Feng came out of the cloth.

"In the first game, I won." Xu Feng said lightly. "In the second game, I still teased the punch."

"You're ......!" Hu Zixin looked at Xu Feng with some anxiety and surprise, and then sneered, "It's not easy, calculate me, right?" Okay, come again! If I Hu Zixin loses again in this game, I will admit it! ”

I watched Xu Feng and Hu Zixin's paddling game almost with bated breath, and the people around me were also sighing, but the results came out quickly.

A minute later, the results of the game were still out.

This time, Hu Zixin came out of the cloth.

And Xu Feng is out of...... Scissors.

"It's a pity that you lost, Hu Zixin." Xu Feng said coldly to Hu Zixin, who was full of shock, "Then, from now on, you have to obey the orders of our team captain like a maid who obeys your words, and you will never violate it." ”

"Huh?!" Hearing Xu Feng's words, not only Hu Zixin, but even I was surprised.

"What do you mean?!" Hu Zixin looked at Xu Feng angrily and shouted angrily, "Didn't you say that the conditions that the loser wants to agree to cannot violate his wishes?" Ridiculous, you want me to be a maid, and you think I'm going to do it? ”

"You'll do it. Hu Zixin. Xu Feng looked at Hu Zixin and said, "Think about the rules of the game carefully, I said it, it is not against the will of 'me'." It's 'me'. ”

As he spoke, Xu Feng pointed at himself with his index finger and said slowly:

"So, no matter if you win or lose this game, from the moment you agree to the conditions, the one who wins is me. Be our captain's maid, Hu Zixin. ”

As he spoke, Xu Feng slowly turned his head and showed me a hearty and confident smile.

"I ...... I ......" After repeating it twice like a witch chanting a spell, Hu Zixin finally suddenly became enlightened, pointed at Xu Feng and said angrily, "You...... Tricks! What kind of winner are you? It's a liar at all! ”

"It's just that you didn't figure out the rules yourself, and this game can only be played by mutual agreement between you and me." Xu Feng said lightly, then turned to me, looking at me with eyes like an executioner waiting for the inquisitor to throw the death card to the ground.

"Ah Zhen, it's okay, I handed over the power to dispose of her, how to deal with her is the freedom of you, the captain."

"I'm the captain...... That being said, you win the game, so why give me the power? ”

"Because...... I believe you can make wiser choices than I do, and, after all, you're the only person in this world where I can't win. Xu Feng looked at me heartily, his eyes burning.

"What do you mean?"

Big brother, can you say it a little more so that ordinary people can understand it, don't use so many metaphors and sarcastic rhetorical devices, it's easy for others to misunderstand. Moreover, my game level is really terrible, okay, I lost the game a few hours ago and played a handstand seems to be me, right?

Xu Feng did not answer my words, but said:

"Give the order, Captain."

I stared at Xu Feng for a long time and didn't see any miscellaneous information on his face, so I had to look at Hu Zixin, who was annoyed and angry.

"Let me be a maid? Just you? Are you worthy? You guys play slowly, I'm leaving, let's not look at each other for the last time-" Hu Zixin glared at me and Xu Feng viciously, and then turned around to leave.

Hu Zixin...... Hold it! Seeing Hu Zixin who turned around and was about to leave, I hurriedly shouted, and the amazing thing was that when I heard my order, Hu Zixin, who originally wanted to leave, suddenly stopped his steps, as if he had been frozen in place by Sun Wukong.

“…… Belch? How...... Can't move...... It can't be true......" Hu Zixin froze in place, and I could hear her muttering.

“…… Turn it around! Seeing Hu Zixin's performance, I was surprised and delighted, so I played with it again and gave a second order.

"Yes, master!" Hearing my order, Hu Zixin turned around obediently like a puppet puppet that had been threaded, and a gentle voice came out of her mouth, the gentleness of this voice was simply a 1.2 million point contrast with her previous bad attitude.

Don't say it's me, even Hu Zixin covered her mouth blankly, looked at her feet in disbelief, and touched her throat again.

"How could I say such disgusting things...... I don't want to say that...... How can this be......"

"Raise your hand!"

"Yes, master!" Obeying my order, Hu Zixin raised her hand in response, and I saw that her face quickly turned red like a red giant star, she withdrew her hand in shame, looked around at the crowd who were pointing and laughing, and immediately pounced on me angrily.

"You ...... What exactly did it do to me? Why should I listen to you!! Hu Zixin rushed at me like crazy, and I hurriedly said:

"Stop! Get down! …… That, learn how to bark! ”

"Yes, master! Barking! Hu Zixin, who was still full of anger and wanted to attack me, suddenly stopped under my order, and then squatted on the ground like a puppy, sticking out his tongue and learning to bark.

Just like a hutchis, Hu Zixin screamed, and she didn't stop when I didn't stop. And it is conceivable that the surrounding spectators have already seen Hu Zixin's jokes and laughed back and forth.

"Okay, okay, don't scream, you get up......" As soon as my voice fell, Hu Zixin's face turned pale, the green tendons on her temples were beating, and she threw herself at me in a posture that wanted to fight with me.

"Damn, I'm going to kill you!" Hu Zixin grabbed my shoulders and wanted to fight with me, but I shouted again, but Hu Zixin's body stopped involuntarily, under the incoordination of her body and feet, she tripped over her stiff feet unsteadily, and as a result, the whole person pressed towards me like a high wall, and my ass screamed in pain, I unfortunately fell to the ground, and my forehead touched Hu Zixin's forehead, but at the same time, I felt that my lips were warm, and my chest was pressed with something elastic and warm. When I opened my eyes, I realized that it was Hu Zixin's mouth that touched my mouth in an instant, and her proud twin peaks had touched my chest and completely pressed on my body.

"Phew!" Finding that Hu Zixin was facing my lips, her face suddenly warmed up again, her whole face was distorted, Hu Zixin hurriedly got up like a sadako and spit out again and again, and I was helped up by Xu Feng while shouting pain.

Please, it was me who was pushed down, eldest sister, what are you excited about...... Although my body was screaming, my emotions were extremely high, after all, I was also a normal man.

"Alright, Ah Zhen, let's keep her silent for now, don't do anything bad for us, and wait for the fate. And you still have some injuries on your body, so it's better to go to the nearest outpatient department first. Xu Feng patted the dust on my clothes, and reminded with a sword-like eyebrow.

"Hey, Xu Feng, I think it's better to let her go, you look at her expression, it is obvious that she has reached the point where she doesn't want my molecule to stay in any corner of this universe all the time."

"Not right now." Xu Feng glanced at Hu Zixin, who was in a hurry, shook his head and said, "Not now." ”

I looked at Gao Hai on the side bitterly, Gao Hai just gave me a thumbs up and smiled obscenely:

"That's good, Ah Zhen, congratulations on getting a B-level sister shake, the harem plus one, you can play **Play."

I clutched the wound on my head, almost not rushing up to fight this unscrupulous man.

Gao Hai, Qiu Chaoyue, Fei Tian and Zhou Mengdan took Hu Zixin back to my house to stand by, while Xu Feng accompanied me to the nearest outpatient department for a simple bandage, fortunately, the wound was not serious, but after all, there was a little blood and needed to be treated.

On the way back, I asked Xu Feng, who was in the same car, a lot of questions.

"Hey, Xu Feng, did you really count her in the first place when you made a bet with Hu Zixin just now?"

"Yes. There is only one way to deal with her. Xu Feng admitted it without hesitation. Actually, I wanted to use the game to let Hu Zixin do things for our team, but I didn't find a chance, Ah Zhen, your injury gave me an opportunity to play games with her. ”

"So you're taking advantage of my injuries?" I looked at the man with some unpleasantness.

"It's just a flash of inspiration, if you don't seize that opportunity, it will be difficult in the future. Hu Zixin is very important to us, and I will use her in the next project. Xu Feng said.

"What's next? What are your plans? I looked at Xu Feng suspiciously, this man is much more complicated than I thought.

"Hehe, this plan is still unclear, and even I am not too sure, so I can only tell Ah Zhen that your plan is inseparable from Hu Zixin." Xu Feng said with a wry smile.

"Forget it, I don't think you can say it, anyway, I have something to say first, don't calculate me." I reminded.

"Try your best." Xu Feng also spread his hands helplessly.

I glanced at Xu Feng obliquely and said:

"In the game you just played, you used the pun of the word 'me', right?" The word 'me' can be said to be either the 'me' of the two participants in the game, or the 'me' of the person who explains the rules of the game. ”

"Yes, that's what I thought of on the spot." Xu Feng said with a smile, "'The losing side of the game also has to agree to a condition that does not go against his will. In this sentence, if Hu Zixin understands 'me' as the losing side of the game, it is a game rule that does not suffer much to himself, but because this rule is what I said, I have become 'me', so the rock-paper-scissors game just now, in fact, whether she loses or I lose, she is the one who suffers in the end. ”

"The idea is very good, but what if Hu Zixin is a little smarter and asks you more about the rules of the game?" I couldn't help but ask.

"So, in fact, I set more than one trap in this game. The definition of 'me' in the rules of the game just now is just a trap. In fact, there are other pitfalls beyond that. I also calculated Hu Zixin's psychology to some extent. Xu Feng said. Even if Hu Zixin sees through the trap of my vague definition of 'me', I still have other ways to win. ”

"How so? Rock-paper-scissors, you may not be able to win this random game, right? ”

"Random? Ah, do you really think that the rock-paper-scissors that came out of the game just now were random? Xu Feng looked at me with a smile, revealing his refreshing white teeth.

"Isn't it? Isn't the game a cheat? ”

"But just because I can't cheat doesn't mean I can't win." Xu Feng kept a smile, "Do you remember the rules of the rock-paper-scissors game just now, I said, I will preview before I shoot, in fact, I used my preview to induce Hu Zixin, so that she could win her according to my calculations I wanted her to play." ”

"Hey, are you playing cool, such a god?"

"Let me break it down for you, Zhen." Xu Feng began to explain at length, "In fact, the best-of-three games of rock-paper-scissors is just a pretense, and if Hu Zixin focuses on the best-of-three games, she will lose." My goal from the beginning was just to settle the game in one game, and the extra two rounds were just to interfere with her thinking.

Let's think about it from Hu Zixin's standpoint, in the first game, I previewed the fist, so Hu Zixin's thinking is:

If Xu Feng throws a fist, if he loses, he will lose directly, and there is no chance of winning back in the next two games, which is not cost-effective, so the possibility of him punching in the first game is very small, and it is possible to make scissors or paper, so I should choose scissors or fists.

But if I choose scissors and he punches and he wins me, I don't have the next two rounds, it's not cost-effective for me to play scissors, so it's more cost-effective for me to punch, first, he may play out of the cloth or scissors, I have a one-half win rate, and second, even if he goes out of the cloth and I lose this game, I have the next two rounds to get back, even if he does gamble with the punch, we are also a draw, so the punch is the safest for me. It was with this in mind that I was able to deduce that Hu Zixin was most likely to throw a punch in the first game, so I played the cloth and won the first game. ”