Twenty-five minutes later, Aoi and I went on a date at the Lover's Restaurant.

"You can order whatever you want, you don't have to be polite to me." I asked the waiter to hand the menu to Aoi, and when Aoi saw that the vegetables were open, her saliva touched the menu and swept it quickly. Of course, this menu has also been prepared in advance, and the dishes on it are all Hua Xiaolazi's favorite on weekdays, and in order to hang Xiao Kui's heart, she must first hang her stomach.

I didn't expect Xiaokui to be really polite to me, and actually ordered all the dishes on the menu, and the waiter's face was so happy that chrysanthemums bloomed.

I couldn't help but ask Faye Wong in a whisper:

"Order so many dishes, no problem, right?"

"Don't worry, no problem, no problem, don't you know that the chairman of a large group downstairs in our apartment held a big stomach king competition, and the opponent who participated in Hua Xiaolazi's participation was so strong: a monk who went on a hunger strike for four days, a sumo wrestler, and a Rachi man who was connected by a road to the esophagus and intestines, do you know how the last game ended?"

"How did it turn out?"

As a result, the three people fell to the ground, the chairman went out of business, and Xiaohua still ate with relish. She said that if she was given $10,000 for a lump of Xiang, she could eat poor Bill Gates. ”

"Damn, this is a textbook for foodies." I couldn't help but mutter.

"Nonsense, I'd rather believe that Lily will become a broken back, but I can't help but believe that Xiaohua will be disgusted." Faye Wong said angrily.

Because the dishes were all pre-ordered, it didn't take long for the plates to be served one by one, and a round table that could accommodate ten people was almost full. Just as the waiter was serving the food, Lin Yayue's soft voice interjected:

"Xiao Shiyilang, the situation is developing very well at present, before other male guests come to compete, you must perform well to make Xiaokui impress you. I made a simple analysis of Hua Xiaolazi's mentality, Hua Xiaolan is a girl who grabs her stomach and grabs her heart, so find a way to catch her stomach and make her willing to be your wife, and follow you for the rest of her life is the focus of this marriage proposal. According to Hua Xiaolazi's recollections, the most memorable thing she has ever eaten in her life is the dog meat her mother made for her. I thought about it, there could only be three reasons why she would miss the food that time. One is because her family was poor at the time, and she didn't eat for a few days, so she felt that the taste was particularly delicious. The second is that her mother's craftsmanship is particularly good, and that time she cooked extraordinarily. The third is because she eats the meat of her beloved pet, so it stimulates a certain emotion in her heart. So this time for the marriage proposal, we have to start from these three points. First of all, it's the first point, you have to make her hungry first......"

I was stunned:

"Hungry? How does this work? She's ordered so many dishes? ”

Lin Yayue said slyly:

"Hehe, don't worry, we put a highly effective laxative in the dish that Xiaokui wants to eat, as long as she takes a bite, we will ensure that she will not be able to enter and exit for the next three days."

"What!? I...... I'm a!! Why didn't you say it earlier! I lowered my head and looked at the vegetable plate on my right, which was as empty as a vegetable field after the typhoon had passed, and a sharp cramping sensation felt in my stomach.

"Ah, Xiao Shiyilang, should you ...... Already eaten, right? ”

"Don't talk nonsense, get me toilet paper, hurry!"

When I changed into the fifteenth pair of underwear and came back from the bathroom for the twenty-fifth time, Aoi had already finished eating a table of delicious food, and was lazily lying on the flower chair with a shy stomach and stretching her waist.

"Eh, why did you just go?" Seeing me, Aoi asked.

Damn, this chick actually found out that I was leaving, I've been gone twenty-five times, okay? Didn't she even look at the one next to her when she ate? And seeing that she looks like she's eating well, the laxative doesn't even play a hairy role!

I clutched my ass to prevent the large intestine from coming out of my anus, and the muscles at the corners of my mouth twitched:

"Oh, it's okay, my stomach is not very comfortable, I just went to the toilet more than 20 times, and I can't die."

"Oh, but you don't look good, are you too hungry to eat a piece of meat to fill your stomach?" Aoi asked, picking up a steak with a fork.

I clutched my belly, shook my head again and again, and said:

"No, no, you just eat, I'm eating too much, stomach bloating, just put a few farts to ventilate."

"Oh, that's it, then you put it slowly, I'll eat a little more."

Taking advantage of Xiao Kui's start of the second round of battle, I took the opportunity to ask Lin Yayue and said:

"No, this little Kui seems to be completely immune to laxatives, what's the swelling? The plan failed. You don't even look at me when she eats, this thing is going to be yellow. ”

Lin Yayue sighed and said:

"Yes, this Kui Long's physique is too strong, and he is completely immune to laxatives, so it seems that he has to try other ways. I just heard Hua Xiaolazy say that her mother died when she was very young, and that was about the same time after her puppy died, I thought, maybe it was Xiaohua's longing for her mother that made her beautify the food in her memory. ”

I was taken aback and couldn't help but say:

"Xiaohua's mother is dead?"

"Yes, Xiaohua's parents are dead, and she has been an orphan since then, so she is much more naïve than ordinary children. So if you want to attack Xiaokui, you have to make her have a sense of longing and dependence on her relatives, human beings' ability to remember smells and tastes is far stronger than visual memory, as long as she can restore her mother's dishes, let her have a sense of dependence as a child, Xiao Shiyilang, you will definitely be able to succeed. So next, I will arrange for you to be the chef yourself and cook for Aoi. ”

I was horrified, and I couldn't help but say:

"But I don't have any experience as a chef!"

"Don't worry, you don't, I have." A familiar voice suddenly came from behind me, and I looked back in a daze to see Lin Yayue, who was wearing a white chef's suit and a chef's hat as white as snow, standing behind me with a bowl of sauerkraut and fish soup and smiling at me, holding a plate in one hand and showing me a card in her hand with the other.

It was actually a chef's license.

I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood:

"Are you so close to me that you still need a communicator? Also, where did you get your chef license? ”

"Hee-hee, when I was writing a novel, in order to collect materials for cooking, I went to take the chef qualification certificate by the way. Okay, I'll take care of the cooking in a moment, and I'll leave the job of pretending to be a chef to you. Lin Yayue winked at me, with a soft smile on her lips.

"Hey, you can do everything to cook, write, paint, and script, what else can't you do?" I couldn't help but ask.

Lin Yayue smiled smartly:

"Writers, you always have to know a little bit about everything."

"Awesome, Mr. Lin. Then I'll wait for your signal, and I'll serve the food when you say it's done. I nodded.

“OK。 Wait for me, I'll let Xiaohua try the taste, from the perspective of Agni's habits, Xiaokui's taste and personality should also be basically the same as Xiaohua, what Xiaohua likes, she will definitely like too. In order to make Aoi feel good about you, we deliberately lowered the level when we asked the chef here to cook, and the taste is only one-third of the best state, and then if Aoi tastes the food that 'you' cooks, she will have a sense of excitement after comparison, and her dependence on you will also increase. Lin Yayue put down the plate, gestured at me, and then retreated to the kitchen. This woman has her own set of theories at all times, and if she is asked to be a politician, it is really suitable.

And I turned to Aoi and said with a smile:

"Aoi-chan, what do you think of these dishes?"

Xiaokui patted her stomach, licked her mouth and said:

"It's delicious, it's delicious, I like it so much. That woman is right, follow you, there will be delicious food! ”

I smiled and said:

"Actually, these are not the best, I will cook for you in a while, and make sure you eat all over again."

Xiao Kui's eyes suddenly lit up, and she said:

"Really? Do you know how to cook? ”

"Do you eat?"

"Eat, eat, of course, as long as you do it, I will eat." Xiao Kui nodded repeatedly. "But I see that you all have to spend money to buy things, I eat so much of you, do you have enough money?"

I smiled:

"It's okay, just eat it, my family's prosperity used to be better than yours, it didn't eat me, what am I afraid of?"

Xiao Aoi picked up a piece of pumpkin cheese, with a sympathetic look on her face, and asked as she chewed:

"Did you give it something so tasty? Then you're so nice to it, the unknown woman is really right, you're really a good person. ”

Hearing Xiaokui's words, I had an idea and said:

"But, for so many years, I've been doing good deeds, I don't know how to find a girlfriend, the only thing that accompanies me is Wangcai, and now that Wangcai is gone, I'm left alone. In the past, every day when I brought the sauce meat I made to Wangcai, and then watched it stick out its tongue and shake its head and tail to eat the dishes I made, I really felt that I was the happiest person in the world. It's a pity that from now on, no one will taste my food again. ”

Of course, this is Lin Yayue's temporary line, and then it comes out through my mouth, as a writer of romance novels, she is definitely a veteran in playing with women's hearts and emotions.

Sure enough, after a few moments, I saw Xiao Kui with tears in my eyes, and the restaurant took advantage of the situation to play the sad music "Liang Zhu" with me, accompanied by soft female lyrics: "Two butterflies, two butterflies, run fast, run fast, one has no wings, one has no eyes, it's strange, it's strange......" The atmosphere creation effect was suddenly doubled!

"Good Xiao Shiyi Lang, continue to say sensational words, attack her, take her, conquer her!" Faye Wong shouted on the other end of the headphones.

And when I saw Xiao Kui's tearful expression, I was also slightly happy in my heart, and I suddenly felt that there was a drama today, and then I only need to be a little more sensational, and it is estimated that there is a high chance that Xiao Kui will be attacked.

"Why are you crying, is it because of me?" I asked softly.

"Eat too fast, the chili water will get into your eyes......" Aoi cried as she rubbed her eyes.

I suddenly spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and I was shocked by internal injuries.

"Y-You don't matter, do you?"

"It's okay, just rub two eye droppings." Xiao Aoi said happily, "Where did you just go?" ”

I forcibly held back the surging tide in my chest and held back my breath:

"Are you willing to be my only prosperous fortune in the future? I'll make you the best food every day, feed you to your heart's content, and you'll never be interested in other people's meals again after eating my stuff, okay? ”

"Yes." Xiao Kui said without hesitation, her tone was so direct and her answers were so casual that she almost made me fall to the ground.

That's how I agreed?? It's too fucking easy, isn't it?,I was tired and tired before, carefully planning to rush to the east and west, and doing so much foreshadowing!?

"It seems that we still overestimate Xiaohua's allure to food, in her eyes, food is the first, and things that men can't eat are equivalent to stool." On the other end of the headphones, Faye Wong sighed.

I resisted the urge to go crazy in my heart, looked at Xiaokui and said:

"Are you serious?"

"Of course, what's so bad about being with you, there are so many delicious things to eat every day, and didn't that woman say you're the best man in the world?" Xiaokui said without hesitation.

"I ...... That was not what I meant. I said humbly, "When I say being together, I mean being my wife and marrying me......"

"Oh, what's not to do?" Aoi eats with a face full of flower arrangement.

"Uh......" I was speechless for a while, and after a pause, I said, "Marriage is not so simple, that is, you have to like someone with all your heart, fall in love with someone, no matter how old you are, sick or dead, you have to be with him, and then you have to put on a wedding dress for him, and think about her wholeheartedly." ”

Xiao Kui sighed and said:

"That's too troublesome, maybe I can't do it, if you die, I won't have anything to eat, I'll definitely have to find someone else to go."

Sure enough, Xiao Kui's feelings for me are still only at the level of I being a chef and owner, and I don't have a good impression at all, let alone love, I secretly took out the Book of the World, and took a look, the progress bar on it shows 15%, it seems that Xiao Kui's favorability towards me is not even half of it.

Later, I brought food from the kitchen to Xiaokui in the name of cooking myself, these meals are restored to the greatest extent to the craftsmanship of Hua Xiaolazi's mother, but even so, when I looked at Xiao Kui who was slightly drunk, and looked at the progress bar on the Book of the World, it was still only 16.5%, it seems that although Xiao Kui is interested in this taste, it is still too difficult to make her willing to accompany her for a lifetime.

"No, it seems that Xiaokui still hasn't integrated your feelings with food, it's like seeing a bad movie advertisement with a movie ticket for only 8.8 yuan and giving away popcorn and Coke for free, and then relentlessly watching three brain fragments in a row, what can I do, it seems that the second plan has also failed, then there is only the possibility of eating the flesh of your beloved to produce happiness, but you can't really eat human flesh......" Lin Yayue's distressed voice came from the other end of the earphones, "Hey, How can we bring people together without separating food...... Wait, there you have it! ”

I was startled and whispered, "Yayue, what do you think again?" ”

Lin Yayue came with a decisive and crisp voice:

"Human-body-grand-feast!"

Hearing Lin Yayue's suggestion, I almost fell off the chair.

I straightened my body and sweated like rain:

"This, don't want it, it's too young to be inappropriate. Yayue, actually, I think I've done almost everything today. If it's too gracious, Aoi will be suspicious, in fact, I think we've almost reached the limit in terms of food, and if we continue, we won't increase Aoi's favorability. ”

"But, Xiao Shiyilang, this is an opportunity that you have won with great difficulty, and my grandfather has kicked his ass into four pieces in order to help you win this opportunity." Lin Yayue said with regret.

"Thank you grandpa for me, but, I have a feeling that although your plan is logical, it is going in the wrong direction." I said, "No matter how delicious the food I make, no matter what kind of taste I can give Aoi, she just thinks of me as the owner, but she doesn't have any other emotions." If we want Xiaokui to have a good impression, we should think differently. ”

"Well, you can hear it, you have an idea." Lin Yayue calmed her breath.

"I think we should try to make Aoi forget to sleep and eat." I pretended to be looking for something on the floor and lowered my voice, "Only when she's willing to sleep and forget to eat for someone can she be considered truly successful." ”

"I see, then let me ask Xiaohua - Xiaohua, do you have a time when you forget to sleep and eat?" I heard Lin Yayue's inquiry in the earphones.

Soon, there was a lazy whimpering voice from the other end of the headphones:

"There is no sleep, but there is no forgetting to eat."

"And when did you go to bed?" Faye Wong suddenly interjected.

"When you forget to eat." Hua Xiaolan replied.

“……”

"It seems that your question is a bit redundant, Xiao Shiyilang." Lin Yayue said helplessly.

"That's not necessarily ......," I said, slightly stunned, "We can set up a bureau for Aoi and try her." ”

"What kind of bureau?"

"Bitter Meat Trick." I said.

"Bitter meat trick? You don't mean to abuse yourself, do you? Lin Yayue whispered.

"Not exactly, I'm the real bitter meat." I said, "This plan is divided into two steps, the first step is to let Xiaokui start today, everything she eats, whether it is meat or vegetarian, is bitter, so that she will stop her desire for food." The second step is to stage the real bitter meat trick on my own. ”

"I see, this is called psychological rebound, only after experiencing the bitter taste first, can you experience sweetness, right?" Lin Yayue said, "Then I understand, I have to prepare things like bitter gourd, bitter bile, and coptis, and let the military people add them to Xiaokui's food." And after that? ”

I whispered:

"Well, you still know me, and then I will plan a kidnapping, and the person who is kidnapped is myself. I'm going to force Aoi to make a choice, whether to choose food or choose me. ”

After that, I hung up the communication with Lin Yayue, sat back down at the dining table, and said to Xiaokui with a smile:

"I'm sorry, something fell to the ground just now, and I searched for a long time. How's it going, did you have a good time eating today? ”

"Well, it's quite fun, I just realized that there are so many delicious things in the human world." Aoi ate with great interest.

"Then the next time I ask you out, will you come?"

I asked.

"Of course."

"Then if someone else makes an appointment with you at the same time, and the time of the appointment with me conflicts, will you come out?" I accentuated my voice.

"Hmm...... It depends on which of you has the better food. "Aoi said.

"Hehe, don't worry, what I make must be the best. As long as you don't have the unpalatable virus. I said.

"Bad for the virus? What is that? Aoi asked me suspiciously.

"It's a special kind of virus, and people who are infected with that virus will be bitter when they eat anything, and they will find the food particularly unpalatable, and the more unpalatable things you eat, the more you will increase the rate of infection of the virus. It is said that there is only one fairy grass in this world that can cure the unpalatable virus, I hope you don't run into it. ”

I said matter-of-factly, and Aoi listened with round eyes and an ugly face, as if she really believed what I said.

After that, I said goodbye to Xiaokui, and before parting, I told her that I was free for the past few days, and that I could come out for a meal together tomorrow when I had the opportunity, and Xiaokui said that there was no problem.

After that, Lin Yayue and the others began to follow Xiaokui throughout the process. As long as Xiao Kui passed by the store stalls, they all greeted them in advance, and put things in the food that could make the food taste, such as coke, such as bitter gourd juice, bitter bile and other elements, so that Xiao Kui had the idea that the food was unpalatable. Including the ingredients in the villa where Xiao Kui lives, bitter elements are added in advance, the purpose is to make Xiao Kui not delicious.

The voice of the Love Expert Advisory Group sounded again:

"At present, I am reporting the progress of the strategy: Xiaokui has finished her date with the male guest on the 11th and rushed back to the villa from the restaurant. Chakolos is dating eight men. Leviathan and three contestants are watching cartoons in a movie theater. ”

Hearing the information of the other two women, Faye Wong became anxious:

"Those guys are very fast, especially that copycat Qi Miao face-bumping monster, who only dated six men before, and now the number has actually risen to eight, this is the rhythm of opening a harem?"

Lin Yayue's anxious voice came:

"Yes, actually, the more men there are, the worse it is, because women are animals that will generally cast their nets and observe slowly, and the more people they pursue, the longer they will observe. If it takes a long time, when the time for the veil is up, they will return to their original shape, and then it will be troublesome. ”

"It's all strange that Qi Miao is so attentive, and now it's all inherited to this monster!" Hu Shubao said dejectedly.

"How can I be blamed for this? Isn't that face-bumping monster of yours also watching cartoons with three men? Qi Miao said, "And women don't pay attention, how can men do their best." Everyone said yes, right? ”

"Cut!" Qi Miao's words were ridiculed by the women.

"All in all, we're a team, can you tolerate us being beaten by other players? You can, I'm Faye Wong, can't! Faye Wong raised her voice and said, "Qi Miao, let's say, among the men you date with that Xia Colos, which one do you like the most, I'll kill him first in minutes!" Anyway, the military people were afraid of me and didn't dare to do anything to me. ”

Qi Miao said:

"Actually...... I think they're all quite handsome, a muscular man, a white-clothed swordsman, a gentleman in a suit, a caring nurse, a close guard, a doctor with glasses, a bald Taoist, and a hippie! ”

"I can rely on this to play Eight Kingdoms to kill, right...... Forget it, let me ask you, Qi Miao, do you want to soak these eight men? Don't you want to replace the face-bumping monster sitting on the sedan chair now and be sought after by handsome guys and beautiful men? Faye Wong is kind and seductive.

"Sister Faye Wong, do you mean ......?" Qi Miao seemed to have an epiphany.

"Tanuki for princesses, go get those men, and then let Xiao Shiyi Lang get that face-bumping monster like you by the way, wouldn't you kill nine birds with one stone?" Faye Wong said with bad intentions.

"Wow, Sister Faye Wong, you are amazing! But...... So how do you do it? Qi Miao couldn't help but ask.

"Well, I'm going to ask you, Qi Miao, what is the boy you hate the most and the thing you don't want to encounter the most?" Faye Wong laughed.

Listening to the conversation between Faye Wong and Qi Miao, I couldn't help but feel bad for a while, and said:

"Aoi has just left, so you don't plan to let me attack Shakoros, right?"

"Of course, time waits for no one, if the one-week deadline is up, everyone has to break the food together, it's better to start late than early." Faye Wong doesn't mind being authentic.

"Qi Miao, list the eight bad habits you hate most from men. It has to be the kind of person you hate him when you see it. Faye Wong said to Qi Miao.

"Well, that's a lot...... The first is picking nose, the second is spitting, the third is smoking, the fourth is talking about pornographic jokes, the fifth is barefoot without socks, and the sixth is the head of the chicken nest, which will give me a sloppy feeling. The seventh is to go inside, which will make me feel very girly. The eighth is grimacing, the man I hate the most is grimacing, there is no mature style, it gives me a very childish feeling. Qi Miao enumerated the bad habits of the men she hated one by one.

"Very well, then you will have to make these movements by those eight men in a while. And in front of the face-bumping monster! "Faye Wong is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

"This ...... Not quite right? In fact, those people are quite handsome, let them do that, I'm afraid of ruining their image......" Qi Miao said humbly.

"Hey, you don't understand this, Qi Miao, as the saying goes, drama is robbed, men are abducted, if you don't make some small means and play a little trick, how can you snatch a man? You've watched more than 200 episodes of palace scheming in vain, right? Faye Wong said with a big grin, "Do what I say, it's absolutely right." This is called, destroying people tirelessly. ”

"Sister Faye Wong, you are very powerful, you are a veteran when you hear it...... How many times have you been in love so far? I heard Lin Yayue ask admiringly.

Hearing Lin Yayue's question, Faye Wong's side was suddenly dumb for five minutes, and five minutes later, I heard Faye Wong raise her voice and say in the voice of a fifty-year-old widow:

"You—Do you think this queen is the kind of woman who would be disdainful of flirting with a creature like a man!?"

Qi Miao smiled bitterly:

"Yayue, don't ask Sister Faye Wong how many times she has been in love, didn't Sister Faye Wong say it, those who are weaker than her are not qualified, and those who are stronger than her have to knock each other into the water, have you forgotten?"

I listened to the conversation between several women, and I couldn't help but shudder, women, they are simply conspirators.

"Then let's do it, Xiao Shiyilang, we'll do this in a while, Qi Miao will take advantage of your competitors to mislead them when they go to the toilet, so that Chakolos will lower his favorability of those male guests, and then we will create opportunities for you to put you and Chakoros in danger at the same time, and use the psychological drawbridge effect to connect you." Lin Yayue instructed me.

"The drawbridge effect? What is this again? I was surprised.

I was suddenly gently patted on the back, and when I turned around in horror, I saw Lin Yayue, who had changed into a chef's outfit, standing behind me with a big smile.

"The so-called suspension bridge effect refers to the fact that when a person crosses the suspension bridge with fear, his heart will involuntarily beat faster. If he happens to meet a person of the opposite sex at this time, then he will mistakenly think that the opposite sex in front of him is the other half of his life, so he will have feelings for him. In other words, if a pair of men and women are in danger at the same time, then the pair of men and women will naturally have a good impression and sympathy for each other, and the probability of walking together is very high. Lin Yayue explained tirelessly.

"This is a bit of a high requirement, first of all, you have to be trapped in one place together, and then you have to be in danger, where to find such a place? If the stimulation of Chakolos is too great, it may also cause her body to wake up, right? I asked.

Lin Yayue blinked an eye and said sweetly:

"Don't worry, we won't play suddenly, we will play gradually, this time at the location - Ice Cellar."

"Ice cellar?" I was taken aback, "Which novel script is this?" ”

Lin Yayue flicked her flat bangs and chuckled:

"Hehe, my routine is: never follow the routine. Don't worry, this time I have a great grasp, I have already asked from Qi Miao, the most beautiful scene she can imagine is the scene of a couple trapped in a snowstorm on the snowy mountain, and then they fall into each other's mouth, that kind of scene will definitely make her open her heart. Xiao Shiyilang, your appearance is very handsome, not inferior to other handsome guys, with your attractiveness, you will definitely be able to attack Chakolos, come on! ”

I wiped the beads of sweat from my forehead, gave Lin Yayue a thumbs up and said:

"Beauty, you have a big brain, you have a talent for writing novels, let's learn to cook with me!"

Lin Yayue smiled dumbly. Soon our plan began to be executed in an orderly manner. According to Lin Yayue's understanding, this time the love expert advisory group mainly took the role of assisting and guiding our group, and they tried not to interfere with the strategy of each male guest, but only sent a tracking team to do on-site broadcast and guidance, which allowed each male guest to have room close to their own strength.

In order to attack the two of them at the same time, this time our wave of people was temporarily divided into two groups of operations, Faye Wong, Ye Guimei and Hu Shubao followed Xiaokui, while I, Lin Yayue, Qi Miao, Hua Xiaolazy and Gu Qingcheng were in charge of Xia Colos's side, as for Uncle Lewd, it was to serve as our information liaison with the military, and also to help us keep an eye on the remaining female monster - Leviathan. This time, we can say that it is a three-way operation.

As soon as he sent away Xiao Aoi, he began to attack Xakolos. This time, the person who took the lead is no longer Hu Shubao, but Qi Miao, according to my understanding, Qi Miao is a graphic model, but her acting skills are mediocre, at most she can only tie with the two-dimensional Hu Shubao.

The so-called flat model is a model on the plane, and it is a killing Matt on the side.

In order to make herself more like a copycat version of herself, after some disguise, Qi Miao finally reloaded.

Here's the plan:

First of all, Lin Yayue pretended to be a sweet saleswoman and held a free orange juice tasting activity in the night market, and at the same time put a sufficient amount of laxatives in the orange juice, and then guided the eight men to drink it with Chakolos. Because Qi Miao likes orange juice the most, it can be proved that Charkoros will also like it, and at the same time, in order to please Charkoros to prove that he has the same hobbies as Charkoros, other men will also try orange juice, and then when those male guests can't stand going to the public toilet, Qi Miao will take the opportunity to contact them separately and tell them the wrong way to please Charkoros, so that Charkolos will lose interest in them, and then find a way to take Charkolos to a nearby frozen food processing factory, Shut her up in the same room as me and I alone, and that's it.

"The code name of this operation is called - Frozen, understand?" Lin Yayue said solemnly.

"Understood, Lin Da Beauty." I nodded in understanding.

The action soon began, and first I mixed in with the crowd and waited for Qi Miao to perform.

I saw Lin Yayue change into a waitress costume and carry orange juice with laxatives to the road they passed through in Charkolos.

"Hello Mr. and Miss, we are now running a promotion of fruit oranges, and you can taste a variety of delicious juices for free." Lin Yayue really acted like something, she held a large bottle of fruit oranges, and started a professional sales pitch in front of Charkolos like a professional salesman.

"This is love orange juice, which is most suitable for couples in love, and one out of every eight bottles of our orange juice has the opportunity to give two Wanda Cinema couple movie tickets, and even a free opportunity to go to the supermarket freezer to pick up ice cream, don't miss it!"

I have to say that Lin Yayue is really a smart and intelligent woman, who can come up with a plan that attracts people's attention without much effort.

Soon I saw from afar that the eight men who were hugging Xia Kolos and Xia Kolos together asked for eight bottles of free fruit oranges from Lin Yayue's body, and drank them elegantly.

"Hehe, the show of making ends meet is about to be staged." Qi Miao watched from the wall for fear that the world would not be chaotic, and sure enough, within five minutes, I saw one of the eight men holding his buttocks and blushing face, and hurriedly ran in the direction of the public toilet.

"It's time for me to show my acting skills, Stanislavsky's "On the Self-cultivation of Actors" is not in vain." Looking at the eight handsome guys, Qi Miao couldn't hold back anymore, and now that he finally got the opportunity, of course he wouldn't let it go, and he followed the man who fell behind.

Within five minutes, I saw Qi Miao walking out of the men's toilet with peach blossoms in her eyes, still with peach blossoms in her eyes.

"That's it...... But he's really handsome, even though I was so scared that I fell into the dung pit. Qi Miao clenched her fists and sighed with fascination.

The same scene is still playing out repeatedly, Lin Yayue put in the orange juice for the eight men is not an ordinary laxative, it is an acute laxative, the effect is enough to make the eight men run to the toilet several times, I once deeply experienced the power of this laxative, fortunately, I have now taken the antidiarrheal medicine that Lin Yayue gave me and barely stopped, otherwise I would have pulled out the large intestine.

And Qi Miao finally came to her time to show her fists and feet, her long-hidden talent as an actor finally found an outlet for her outburst, and in two hours, I saw her run to the men's toilet eight times, and every time she came back, her eyes were full of peach blossoms, the corners of her mouth were saliva, and she had a face.

"It's done~" Qi Miao compared a scissorhands.

And in my headphones is the instant report of the love expert advisory group:

"The No. 1 male guest was spit on for picking his nose in front of Chakolos, lost his qualification for the strategy, and failed to propose......"

"The male guest No. 2 was disliked by Chakolos because of spitting, lost his qualification for the strategy, and failed to propose......"

"The male guest No. 9 spit smoke rings in front of Chakolos, was eliminated miserably, and failed to propose......"

"The male guest No. 10 was eliminated because he said pornographic jokes, and his marriage proposal failed......"

"The male guest No. 12 was eliminated because he picked the soles of his feet, and his marriage proposal failed......"

"The male guest on the 13th was spurned for killing Matt by dressing up as a chicken nest head, and his marriage proposal failed......"

"The male guest on the 14th was kicked away by Charkolos for pretending to be a pseudo-lady in the eight-character figure, and the marriage proposal failed......"

"I'm an uncle, this elimination speed is like playing machine gun and jerking." The horrified voice of the lewd uncle came.

I'm also surprised at how ruthless Chakolos is, and he really doesn't hesitate to eliminate the person he was still dating before he was shot because of such a small flaw, and it seems that Chakolos has never been really emotional about them.

"There's a 15th left." Lin Yayue said, "Now that he has obtained the movie ticket, he is taking Xia Kolos to the mall, Xiao Shiyilang, it's your turn!" ”

I got into the military car provided by the military, and followed Xia Kolos and the male guest on the 15th all the way to the direction of the mall, the mall and the theater are very close, Lin Yayue is really good at picking a place, she specially led the male guest and Xia Kolos to the freezer in the name of watching a movie, as for the teller in the mall, of course, it has already been informed in advance by the military, and it was temporarily replaced by a plainclothes policewoman.

In the car, I heard Hua Xiaolazy ask Qi Miaodao:

"Qi Miao, what did you say to the male guest No. 15? I don't think he's moving. ”

Qi Miao swore authentically:

"Don't worry, the male guest is finished, and I told him that I like the man who can lick his nostrils with his tongue like a dog. I'm going to ask him to cover up in front of the supermarket to show me. ”

Hearing Qi Miao's words, and then thinking of such a scene, I couldn't help but cry out in my heart. That male guest, I'm afraid it's over.

"Wha, in this way, all the men who were dumped are mine! How bold people are, there can be a few regiments in the harem! Qi Miao said whimsically and triumphantly, "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, which is true." ”

"That's not necessarily, Qi Miao, in fact, those boys who were dumped by Chakolos have changed their goals and gone to attack Xiaokui and Leviathan." Lin Yayue gave Qi Miao a slap in the face.

"No, it won't! So what did I spend so much effort for......!? ”

"I'm sorry, thank you Miss Qi for your performance, this is your performance fee, five cents will be collected~" Lin Yayue chuckled.

"You...... Yayue, you play with me! Qi Miao was so angry that her volume was two steps higher.