Chapter 4 Pavlov and Schrödinger Sister Law
When I sneaked in to the freezer amid a series of noises from the girls, I saw the male guest No. 15 who was standing in front of the counter with Chakolos, it was a man dressed fancy and a little hippie-style, I saw the man in front of Chakolos sticking out his tongue and licking his nostrils like a dog, and while licking, he also shouted excitedly:
"See? See? Xiao Xia, I succeeded, I licked my nose with my tongue, awesome, right? Awesome, hahahaha-"
"Smack!"
Before the man could finish laughing, he was slapped by Chakoros, and then dragged his neck and threw him out of the supermarket.
Before Xia Ya Kolos realized me, I secretly hid in the freezer, but I didn't expect that there were really a lot of things in this freezer, antique toys, jewelry, and jade, this must have been arranged by Lin Yayue in advance, the purpose was to let Xia Kolos stay here for a while to be attracted by the jade treasures here.
As soon as I found a box to hide myself, I heard the teller outside guiding Chakolos in:
"Miss Xia, you are the lucky customer of our lucky draw, and before the end of business hours, you can pick one of your favorite items in the freezer to take away."
Then I heard small footsteps and doors closing, the freezer door was clearly closed, and my heart began to beat faster. Because I felt the footsteps of Chakolos approaching me.
Obviously, I was going to be able to see her face right away.
Just as I was about to poke my head out to get a closer look at Chakoros's face, Chakolos suddenly shouted at me with unusual alertness:
"Who? Who's there? ”
I was startled and knew that Xakoros had spotted me, so I got out of the back of the box, but as soon as I jumped out, I heard the fuse crack, and the lights in the freezer went out, and then I heard the cold air whirring from the air conditioner.
I've got a big groove, what the hell is this, it's pitch black, the ghost can see it?
"What's wrong?" In the thick darkness, I heard only the slightly startled voice of Chakoros.
"It looks like the fuse is broken,......," I said, following the script.
"Who are you?"
"I'm just like you, a customer who won the lottery and came here. I just heard the teller outside talking to you. "I try to keep my voice as steady and gentle as possible, Xia Kolos's personality is printed in the same mold as Qi Miao, she is extremely demanding of men, and the slightest carelessness may be spurned by her.
"That's right. I can't see your face. "I heard the quiet voice of Chakolos in the dark, the slightest cold air blowing from all directions, the refrigerator unit in the freezer room was fully powered, the expansion valve depressurized and vaporized the refrigerant, the temperature in the cold room dropped at an alarming rate, the temperature here was originally kept at zero degrees, and now the cold air is constantly discharged, the temperature is even lower, and I even have my toes numb.
"What the hell is this place, why is it so cold, I'm going out......" Charkolos groped in the dark, although I couldn't see her face at all, but from her small footsteps, I could hear that she was walking in the direction of the ice storage door, but at the same time I also heard the sound of chains locking outside the door, it was obvious that Lin Yayue and they had already started.
I heard Chakolos pushing the door in the dark, but of course it wouldn't open, and she pushed it twice harder, but it didn't move.
"Why can't the door open? Hey, out there, let me out! There's still someone in there! What are you doing? Open the door! ”
Chakolos screamed, his loudspeaker-like voice that shook my eardrums like gongs.
However, now that Chakolos's power has been sealed in the body of an ordinary woman, it is impossible for her to have the strength to break through the iron door of the ice warehouse, so she can only be in a hurry.
"Hey, what are you doing there? Why don't you kick the door together? Do you want us to be frozen here? Chakolos shouted at me.
I was startled, a little apprehensive, I must have more strength than Chakoros, what if I slammed the door open? Fortunately, Lin Yayue sent me a message in time:
"Don't worry about hitting the door, it's already blocked by a table outside, and you can't open it."
So I rolled up my sleeves and walked forward boldly and confidently, and said to Chakolos:
"I'll come."
I banged the door with Chakoros desperately, but the iron door was very hard, let us hit desperately, all of them did not move, after trying for a long time, Charkoros gave up first, she kicked the door viciously, and then ouch oo
"Ouch, it hurts...... My feet...... Why is this door so hard? I can't kick it no matter how much I kick it...... If I hadn't been disempowered by those humans now, I'd have tolerated this place! ”
"Girl, you better save some effort, this iron door is controlled by an electrical circuit, and it is estimated that suddenly the circuit is abnormal, and we are all locked inside. It's a person who can't open it. The temperature here is low, if you shout it will consume your physical strength, you will sweat a lot, and it is easy to freeze to death, so you better be quiet. I rubbed my hands together and breathed hot air into my palms.
"This is a broken door! This is a broken door! Hearing my words, Chakolos seemed to believe me, but she kicked the door hard again, and recently I heard her sitting on the ground and then screaming and jumping.
"It's cold, it's cold! My ass is freezing over! Chakolos shouted. If I continue like this, I'll freeze to death here! These abominable humans! I'm going to make them regret it! ”
"Don't worry, they might be trying to figure out how to get us out, maybe someone will come in a moment." I stepped forward and patted Charkoros on the shoulder, trying to stabilize her impatience, Charkoros is a straightforward girl like Qi Miao, with a straight temperament, and if she is not properly comforted, it is easy to go astray.
But just as I was comforting Chakoros, I suddenly heard the gloomy roar of a man and the screams of a woman coming from outside the freezer:
"Don't move, rob!"
"Ah, help, robbery, indecent!"
I was stunned for a moment, and soon I heard that this was not the screams of the lewd uncle and Lin Yayue, the pair of granddaughters were singing double reeds.
I quickly understood Lin Yayue's intentions, she wanted Xia Kolos to know that the outside was more dangerous than the inside, so she took the initiative to stay in the freezer.
So I immediately covered Chakolos's lips and said:
"Shhh, there are robbers outside, if you make too much noise, the robbers will come in and kill us."
"Robbers?"
"It's the one who came to steal things, and it's a demon who kills people without blinking. We can't speak out, or our lives will be in danger. ”
"What is murder, I will be afraid of him?"
"But they don't just kill people, they also ** indecent people, you don't want to be indecent by them, right?"
I warned Charkolos in a vague way, but Charkoros was obediently silent, obviously she also knew that it was absolutely impossible for her to resist the "robbers" outside.
Lin Yayue's admiration came from the earphones:
"Well done, Xiao Shiyilang, take advantage of the opportunity we created for you."
Chatcolos nervously retreated with me to the corner of the freezer, the swishing cold air covering us from all sides, like fishing nets covering us in layers, and sometimes some cold little fish burrowed into my body from the placket of my clothes, and came into contact with my skin, so cold that I shivered.
"It's cold...... "Chakolos said through gritted teeth.
"Let's look for it, maybe there's something warm up in this freezer." I said.
"Okay, good idea......" Xia Kolos and I groped around in the freezer, trying to find something like a curtain that could be used to wrap our bodies, but I knew that Lin Yayue must have already taken those things away, and she would not leave the slightest loophole in this plan.
"No, I didn't find it...... It's all cold metal here, how can there be anything to wrap around......" Chakolos, who had searched for a long time without success, said indignantly, "Cold, cold to death......"
Before Shakolos could finish his sentence, I took off my coat and put it over her.
"Y-What are you doing? Where did you find the strips of cloth? ”
"I found it in the corner, hehe, hurry up and wrap it up." I smiled and said, "Otherwise, I won't be able to stand listening to you keep nagging." As I spoke, I took two steps back, letting Xakolos wrap my coat around me, and I was naked, my whole body was so cold that my skin ached, and I quickly felt like I had fallen into a glacier.
Now, it's time to really test me.
I curled up, crouched down, and sat in the corner with my knees crossed, adjusting my breathing and not making a sound.
It's a matter of success or failure.
For several minutes, neither I nor Chakolos made a sound, I quietly listened to her every move, and she seemed to be listening to the movement outside, whenever she wanted to bang on the door, Lin Yayue would make the lewd uncle pretend to be a robber and roar at the right time, so that Chakolos did not dare to act rashly, until about half an hour later, it suddenly became quiet outside, and there was no more human voice.
"Why is there no sound? It's not all going to be dead, are they? Chakolos muttered to herself, but no one would answer her. Squatting in the corner, I felt that a thick layer of frost had formed on the surface of my skin, I felt that I was really in danger, and if I continued like this, I was afraid that I would really have to fight on the street, Lin Yayue played too hard. Fortunately, the military people had a pulse sensor on me, otherwise they wouldn't even know if I was alive or dead.
"Hey, stranger, why don't you talk anymore? Feed? "Chakolos heard that I was silent, and began to feel strange, and I was finally relieved that she was aware, I was almost confused, and this nervous woman finally realized my presence.
But I remained calm and didn't make a single sound, and this was the most critical moment, and I couldn't let a small mistake give up.
Because I repeatedly didn't speak, Chakolos was finally in a hurry:
"Hey, what are you talking about? Stranger? Why is there no movement? ”
I heard Shakoros's footsteps approaching me, and then I felt a pair of cold hands groping and touching my chest, and the moment they touched my body, Chakoros's whole body staggered, and she cried out in shock:
"Y-why don't you have any clothes on you...... Wait, did you take off your clothes for me?! ”
I still shrunk and didn't make a sound, but I could hear that Xia Colos's voice was full of shock and fear, it was clear that Lin Yayue's script was very successful, Xia Kolos was already worried about me, this was the best start.
But, what I'm trying to say, how the fuck you made this freezer this black rumbling Shakolos know who I, the man who gave her her clothes?!
If it weren't for the fear that Xia Colos would see the clues, I really couldn't help but question Lin Yayue.
Shakolos shook my body, and put her clothes on mine in a haphazard manner, and asked eagerly:
"Hey, are you alright? It's not going to die, is it? Feed? Why are you so stupid? Why don't you say anything if you're cold? You—You're stupid! ”
I haven't moved, I noticed that Xia Kolos's voice was actually trembling, I didn't expect this girl to be very kind, not the kind of person who has no heart and lungs, this is probably like Qi Miao.
Although I was really freezing to the point of fainting, I still bit my tongue with my teeth and said in a trembling voice:
"No, it's okay...... I'm not cold, you can wear it, wear it......"
"Your voice is shaking, isn't it cold?" Chakolos said with a slap in her voice, her voice trembling, "If you continue like this, you'll freeze to death!" ”
"It's okay...... For you, even if I die, it's okay...... Hehe......" I said with a smile.
My words shook Chakolos:
"What do you say? What nonsense are you talking about, you don't know me. Who are you? ”
"It doesn't matter who I am, but I know you...... I know, your name is Chakolos......" I whispered, "I have been observing you for a long time, since I first saw you, I have fallen in love with you, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, so passionate, so unrestrained, like the sun in my life...... Since then, I have been silently following you, watching your back, but I don't dare to get close to you, because I am not qualified, the men who follow you, all of them are so good, compared to them, I am just a small role, how can I compare with them...... It's okay, anyway, I'm just a passer-by in your life, if I die, I'll die, as long as you can live happily and be happy......"
I controlled my volume, letting it sink down like I was dying. Chakolos was in a hurry, and she kept shaking my body and putting her coat on me, but she found that I still didn't move.
"Y-What are you talking about? Feed? Feed? Wake up, don't fall, I don't even know who you are...... Fool! Chakolos called urgently.
And in my headphones, the voice of the love expert advisory group came:
"The electronic headband tomography scanner detected abnormal activity of ApEn cells in the ventral dorsal tegmental region of the brain, an increase in dopamine release, and detected that the activity of the amygdala, middle temporal cortex, prefrontal lobe, and posterior cingulate cortex of Chakolos was similar to that of women in love. Compared with the previous Agnia, we preliminarily conclude that Chakolos's love index is 65. Xiao Shiyilang's performance is very good! Keep up the good work! ”
Hearing the voice of the love expert advisory group, I almost vomited blood.
Reporting these things at such a time, should it be so bad? If it weren't for the darkness now, maybe I would have messed up.
I knew that at this critical moment, I had to maintain stability and not be able to get out of the way, so I continued to play dead and didn't say a word.
Probably really frightened by me, I actually felt Charkoros's body take the initiative to stick to me, I could feel her smooth and delicate skin against my arm, is this her wrist? Although Charkolos's hands were cold, I could feel her heartbeat as our skin snuggled.
Then, I felt Chakoros's body slowly clinging to me, I could feel a soft ball on my chest, Chakolos helped me up, let me lean back against the corner of the wall, and her hands wrapped around my neck like a swimming water snake, around my neck, and then I felt a pressure in my chest, Chakoros's small head pressed against my chest, and the hair spread out on my body like a coil, Many of them also naughtily burrowed into my nostrils, and I immediately smelled a fragrant fragrance, which was the scent of Chakoros, and I also smelled the same smell on Qi Miao, Qi Miao said that it was the smell of irises.
Chakolos is actually warming me up with her body?
I was a little flattered, but I knew I couldn't use movement at this point, or it would ruin the atmosphere that I had worked so hard to create. Lin Yayue is worthy of being a master in the world of romance novels, so many novels are not written in vain, the atmosphere is really first-class, and her so-called drawbridge effect is really effective.
I closed my eyes, silently feeling the warmth of Chakolos's body and her refreshing body fragrance, as time passed, I gradually went from a dead person to a zombie stage, my hands that were originally weak and drooping moved slightly, like a baby looking for breast milk, instinctively hugged Chakoros, Chakolos sighed, but did not resist me! I'm so happy that this is definitely a good start. I wrapped Shakolos tightly, and the two of us sat in the corner of the freezer, skin to skin, breathing in sync, warming each other's body heat.
Soon I felt that the body temperature of both of us was rising rapidly, and Lin Yayue was also very aware of the current affairs, and appropriately raised the temperature of the refrigerator to no longer make our bodies stiff.
"Chakolos's heart rate is increasing, and his favorability is skyrocketing, 85 percent...... Ninety percent...... Ninety-five percent ......"
The Love Expert Advisory Group was constantly reporting on Charkolos's physical stats, and I knew the time had come.
"Boy, hurry up and get to the base!" The voice of the lewd uncle came.
I was so shocked that without thinking I put my lips together and fit Charkolos! We're kissing!
But Chakolos didn't refuse me, because we both reached the stage of dry firewood, we hugged each other, lips to each other, body lingering, I pretended not to wake up in a drowsy state, completely relying on instinct groping, breathing gradually faster, and Chakolos also kissed me passionately, I felt a fire burning in my body, obviously in the cold freezer, but my skin surface oozing fine beads of sweat......
"One hundred percent! 100 percent! Chakolos's brain waves and Agni's peak basically coincide, and he can wear a wedding dress! The love expert advisory group erupted in cheers.
At the same time as the door of the love expert advisory group erupted in cheers, I also heard the voice of a large number of audiences, this love expert advisory group is not doing live broadcasting, right?
"Okay, hold on, Xiao Shiyilang, stabilize her emotions and keep her emotions high!" Faye Wong also shouted with interest. Although Faye Wong and the others went to monitor Xiaokui, the headphones are connected, and they naturally know my situation.
"Kiss her, push her down, possess her, make her! Home run, home run boy! Don't live up to your reputation as an eleventh man a night! The lewd uncle fanned the flames on the other end of the headset and shouted.
Lin Yayue's voice with slow joy also came:
"Xiao Shiyilang, try to cooperate with Chakoros, we are sending the Lost in the Green Fields wedding dress, and when Chakolos falls asleep, you will change it for her, and then the task will be completed!"
"Hmm." I just snorted to indicate that I heard, and to the ears of Chakolos, I was just humming subconsciously.
I remained in a stalemate with Chakolos, and I didn't dare to make any further moves against her, because I didn't know if that would cause Chakolos to react emotionally against me.
And Chakolos also seemed surprisingly pure, after a kiss with me, she didn't seem to know how to go further, so the two of us embraced, her arms around my neck, I hugged her waist, we seemed to hold each other as a huge full warmer in our arms, I don't know how long later, I heard Chakoros snoring slightly, obviously, she was already asleep, in the cold environment, people are particularly prone to sleepiness. Lin Yayue asked people to turn off the electric switch of the refrigerator, and the temperature in the freezer gradually rose, from cold to cold.
A few hours later, when Chakolos seemed to be fully asleep, I heard the door of the freezer opening, and a subtle and pleasant voice came:
"Xiao Shiyilang?"
It was Lin Yayue's voice.
"I'm here." I whispered.
"I've brought my wedding dress and left it at this door, and I'll leave it to you to change Chakoros's clothes. Come on. Lin Yayue lowered her voice, and a few seconds later I heard the sound of the door of the freezer being shut, obviously Lin Yayue had left the wedding dress.
I tried to untie the arms that Charkolos was holding my neck, but she was too tightly locked, I was afraid that if the movement was too big to wake her up, I had to hold her, inch by inch to the door, and finally touched the green field of the wedding dress, I lifted it with one hand, and began to try to put it on Charkoros, but she was so tightly entangled with me, I had to carefully take off her body, put it on the ground, and then take off her coat, otherwise the wedding dress was so tight, I couldn't put it in at all.
I hesitated for a while, but finally grabbed the corner of Chakolos's shirt and gently lifted it, but just as I tried to take off her coat, Chakolos suddenly screamed:
"Y-What are you doing!? Perverted!? Then I felt a hard slap in the face, and Venus was right in front of me.
No, it woke her up at this time!
"No, it's not...... Listen to me, I just found a piece of clothing that I thought would keep you warm, and I want to put it on for you! ”
"Perverted! Perverts! **! "Chakolos screamed, didn't listen to my explanation, and slapped me hard.
And the disappointed voice of the love expert advisory group came from my headphones:
"It's not good, Chakolos's love index is plummeting, it has fallen to eighty percent!"
"Nani?"
I'm down, it's not a good form to go on like this, and I have worked hard all night to ashes! I sweated like rain, and in the face of Chakoros's violent catharsis, I simply screamed, and then fell to the ground violently, pretending to be dead, and said no more.
Hearing that I had fallen to the ground, Chakolos was suddenly startled and said:
"Y-What's wrong with you?"
"My flesh is cut...... Ouch...... "I deliberately pretended to be in pain, and it worked, and soon Chakolos crawled beside me, helped me up, and asked me hesitantly:
"Where? Where is it scratched? ”
I made a cut with my fingernail on my arm and said:
"Here." Without saying a word, Chakolos touched my wound and began to rub it for me.
At the same time, the voice of the love expert advisory group came:
"Chakolos's index stabilized, and Xiao Shiyi Lang succeeded in remedy. However, the index has not recovered. ”
That's when I breathed a sigh of relief.
I seized the moment and said to Chakolos:
"I found this dress on you in the corner, so you can put it on quickly to keep warm. I wanted to change it for you, but I didn't wake you up for fear of waking you up. ”
"Really? Aren't you trying to do something to me? Chakolos asked warily.
"It's dark here, I can't even tell your head and feet, how can I do it to you?" I complained. "Let's put it on."
"What about you? You have fewer clothes than I do, aren't you cold? Let's wrap it in two people, as a quilt, so that it can be much warmer. ”
"No, no, you can put it on quickly." I tried to persuade her, but Chakolos refused, so I said, "Why don't we wear them in turn?" You wear it for a while, I'll wear it for a while. ”
Chakolos agreed, and I heard her changing her wedding dress, but what made me helpless was that the love expert advisory group still reminded me that Chakoros's love index had fallen to 90%, which was still far from the previous 100%. And sure enough, Chakolos didn't have the same tendency to be sealed as the previous Agni. This can't help but make me a little regretful, it seems that Chakolos still subconsciously thinks of me as a pervert who wants to violate her!
Fortunately, compared to other male guests, my advantage is still very obvious. It didn't take long for Shakolos to fall asleep again, there was no more progress in the strategy, I also slept for a while after a tiring day, and when I woke up, I found that the sky was also beginning to light up, and the small skylight above the ice storage had already seen a tiny light through the glass wool, revealing a rectangular spot of light on the ground, and the ice warehouse was no longer dark, but a little light.
"Xiao Shiyilang, let's come here first today, while Xia Kolos is sleeping, you go back first." Lin Yayue's tired voice came.
"Why?" I asked, puzzled.
"Chakoros's index has declined, indicating that her passion has temporarily retreated, Chakolos is the same as Qi Miao, is a passionate and impulsive woman, the so-called little Bie Sheng is newly married, if you are together for a long time, her passion for you may decline, so you have to leave her appropriately for a while, she will be worried about you, and her soul will not give up. When you leave, our salesperson will tell her that you have a cold for her and are now in the hospital, so that her feelings for you will be deeper. Moreover, have you forgotten that you still have a date with Aoi? What's more, there's a Leviathan here, the Leviathan is really a brick, you can't get into it, it seems that it depends on you. ”
"I understand, I am worthy of being a writer of Lin University, and my foresight is beyond the reach of my generation! But Shakolos didn't even know what I looked like, and I left like this, how would she recognize me next time? I was surprised.
"Just find a string of jewelry from the freezer and leave half for her, and keep half for yourself, and the next time she sees you, she'll know it's you." Lin Yayue really had a heart, no wonder she had prepared so much jewelry here in advance, and she was really far-sighted and thoughtful, I left half a bracelet for Charkolos according to what she said, and then sneaked out of the ice warehouse while Charkolos was still sleeping.
Lin Yayue and the others had been waiting outside for a long time, and Lin Yayue, who had stayed up all night, didn't sleep well, and her eyes looked dull.
"You didn't sleep well last night, did you?" I looked at Lin Yayue, who was a little haggard, and asked.
"yes, it's not because you're heartbroken with Chakoros." Lin Yayue rubbed her temples and said with a wilt, "You still have to arrange a meeting with Xiaokui at noon." And now the situation on Leviathan's side is not very good, several men have asked her to watch animation, but she is only interested in the handsome guys in the animation, and she is not interested in three-dimensional men at all, what a hard bone to gnaw, what should I do......"
I looked at Lin Yayue, who was haggard, and couldn't help asking:
"Haven't you made any progress?"
Lin Yayue said in a daze:
"It's not like there's been no progress. Right now, I'm trying the 'Schrödinger Sister Method' in your name to try to trick her. ”
I was stunned:
"What is this Schrödinger sister? You had a drawbridge effect before, why is there a Schrödinger sister method now? ”
Lin Yayue laughed, and the clouds broke through the moonrise in her gray mist-shrouded eyes:
"The so-called Schrödinger's sister law is a kind of sister law that is opposed to Pavlov's sister law. Pavlov put the sisterhood method, which is to give the girl you like her favorite things every day, such as her favorite pastries or roses, let her take it as a habit, she will be full of anticipation every day, and then one day you don't give her gifts, she will be very unaccustomed to it, and then she will always think about you. And Schrödinger's sister method, and Pavlov's sister method is slightly different, Schrödinger's sister method has randomness, every day you throw a coin before giving a gift, if it is a positive, you will send it, if it is a negative, you will not give it, the gift has completely become a random event, so that the other girl's sense of expectation is more surprising. I made a slight modification of Schrödinger's sister method, and Pavlov made a small combination of sister law, I gave Leviathan a gift she liked every day, or an anime CD, or a figure, or a book, in short, the gift given every day is different, the same randomness, will also increase her sense of anticipation. Moreover, the signature I signed when I gave her the gift was your name, Xiao Shiyilang. ”
After listening to Lin Yayue's series of theories that made my head bigger, I sighed and said:
"In this era, you have to talk about culture when you get a girl......"
Lin Yayue glanced at me, a ripple smile on the corner of her lips.
"But does it work? If you just give a gift, you're still far from the Leviathan, right? "I'm not at ease.
"So I'm also worried now, and everyone is also worried, how can Leviathan, a girl who is addicted to two-dimensional, make her interested in three-dimensional boys? I asked Hu Shubao a lot of ways, but they didn't seem to be reliable......" Lin Yayue said with some distress.
"You say, why would anyone like two-dimensional?" I asked suddenly.
This question stopped everyone in the car, including Lin Yayue.
Lin Yayue pondered for a moment and said:
"This varies from person to person.,Some people like two-dimensional anime.,It's because the characters in it are full of color.,Vivid and rich expressions.,And the appearance is brief.,Some people because the characters in the anime have exaggerated expressions.,Good at being funny.,Or it's the plot of the anime.,Life is too dull or something.,Of course...... Some people are escapists. Because the two-dimensional world is carefree, there is no need to worry about all kinds of troubles in reality, and that world is simpler, just like heaven, more tempting, isn't it? ”
I went on to ask:
"Then why do anyone hate two-dimensional?"
Lin Yayue thought for a while and said:
"Because everyone has to run for a living, indulging in the second dimension is equivalent to giving up all kinds of three-dimensional life, family affection, work, labor, life pressure, etc., which is equivalent to giving up the real world, and some people think that animation is a fake thing that is more childish and more suitable for children."
I went on to ask:
"Then what do you think of the second dimension and anime, Masatsuki? Do you think they're childish too? ”
Lin Yayue smiled lightly and shook her head:
"No, I don't think so, I think anime or live-action films, they're just a form of artistic expression. Just like sculpture, painting and calligraphy, they are all forms of artistic expression, and it doesn't matter whether they are superior or not. Of course, there are also people who are disgusted when they hear anime, it's like shouting 'negative scores, negative points, negative points, and negative points if you haven't watched a movie!' 'Brain-dead viewers. ”
I hummed and nodded, searching my mind for all sorts of information about anime, but the search results were zero, and I couldn't find any information about anime in my memory.
"Yayue, I have an idea about Leviathan."
"What thoughts?"
"First of all, I want to ask you a question, according to your understanding, Hu Shubao likes anime, is it because of escapism, or because of her aesthetics, she tends to be two-dimensional? If her aesthetic is two-dimensional, it will be a bit troublesome...... "I was serious about Lin Yayue.
Lin Yayue waved her hand helplessly:
"At present, Hu Shubao's aesthetics are inclined to the second dimension, and her aesthetics are incompatible with the third dimension."
I held my head in pain and couldn't help but howl:
"Damn, this is simply not a way to live!"
At this moment, my inspiration suddenly flashed, and I said:
"Since Hu Shubao likes anime so much, then she must have anime heroes who she likes to admire, right? Maybe we can use this as an entry point. ”
"Makes sense." Lin Yayue glanced at me seriously, then connected Hu Shubao's communication line and asked:
"Hu Shubao, do you have a favorite anime handsome guy or hero character?"
Hu Shubao's excited voice soon came:
"Yes, yes!"
"yes, is that Echizen Ryoma, or is it Kurapika?"
"Well, actually...... It's a mutual masturbation! ”
Lin Yayue's whole face became weird, but she still forced a smile and asked:
"Then do you like the eldest baby or the second baby?"
"Actually...... I like Liuwa. He looks handsome when he casts spells. ”
"Really...... What is Liuwa's spell? ”
"Invisibility." Hu Shubao replied without thinking.
"This handsome scene...... It seems that it is a little difficult to make up for the brain, ha......" Lin Yayue smiled dryly, foaming at the mouth.
"Yes, how can an invisible person fall in love with someone......" I was also a little speechless, but soon I had a flash of inspiration and said, "That's right! I've got a way! ”
Lin Yayue was taken aback by me and said, "What's the matter, Xiao Shiyilang, what did you think?" ”
"Invisible Man." I laughed, "This Raiders tactic is the stealth man tactic. It's our strategy that has a problem, all we have to do is to make Leviathan fall in love with someone, and then put on a wedding dress for him, but whether the object is two-dimensional or three-dimensional, is not the point at all! Leviathan doesn't need to have children for each other, don't you say? ”
Hearing my words, Lin Yayue's eyes were first confused, but soon, her eyes also shone brightly:
"Xiao Shiyilang, what do you mean ......?"
"Make it true! Ever heard of voice actors? We can create an AI-powered anime character software, similar to the desktop software of QQ pets, and then find a voice actor to voice that anime character, and then let Leviathan chat with that anime character through online chat! "I said with gusto.
"But...... Anime characters still can't make contact with Leviathan, they can only talk...... Wait, could it be that Xiao Shiyilang, you want to ......"
I laughed:
"Yes, stealth tactics. We can tell Leviathan that people in the two-dimensional world will become invisible after coming to the third dimension, and then let her believe that there are really invisible people in this world through various clues, and finally make her fall in love with invisible people. Think that the invisible man is the two-dimensional character who chats with her! After all, Leviathan has not been socially and culturally influenced like Hu Shubao, just like children believe that there are Ultraman and Santa Claus in this world, we can also make Leviathan believe that there is a place called the two-dimensional world in the corner of this world! ”
"This operation is called a flat operation!"
"Flat? I hate flatness anyway. When Hu Shubao heard this, she muttered on the other end of the communication line.
Lin Yayue also began to get excited:
"That's a good idea, Xiao Shiyilang, you're such a genius. And this plan can also be combined with my Schrödinger sister method, so that she believes that it is a gift from the invisible person, which can achieve better results! ”
"What's the hurry? It's better to act than to move, hurry up! Faye Wong couldn't help shouting.
For my proposal, the military expressed its full support, and soon, they found the world's best animation software engineers, hacker alliances and artists to engage in the production of anime characters, and even the military directly used a high amount of money to directly purchase some of Disney's existing anime virtual character software and some materials in the Japanese comic development software, according to Hu Shubao's interests and hobbies to pinch the face, after the face line composition transformation, in less than four hours, the handsome two-dimensional male god gradually took shape.
What I didn't expect was that the handsome anime guy that Hu Shubao asked for was actually made based on my appearance, because Hu Shubao said that I was actually quite handsome, and with her aesthetic standards, if my appearance was made into a two-dimensional, it would be attractive enough for her.
So, with a blue gourd on his head, a cardigan on his body, his chest and breasts, a gourd leaf apron tied around his waist, and a face like mine, the eleventh baby was born.
Looking at the anti-sky two-dimensional shape of "me" in the computer, I sprayed the computer screen directly.
"This Nima is going against the sky......"