Chapter 485: The Truth Is So Ironic
Hearing the knock on the door, the fat man deliberately hummed twice, but did not get up, looking like he couldn't wake up after drinking.
The old door gently pushed open.
Zhao Changfu looked respectful, came in lightly, and did not forget to close the door gently.
"Wen, Wen Shuo, classmate Wen?" Zhao Changfu stepped forward and called softly, gently pushing Wen Shuo's arm with his hand.
After screaming and pushing several times, the fat man finally opened his sleepy eyes.
"Wen Shuo, are you awake?" Zhao Changfu hurriedly went to the side and picked up the thermos to pour water for Wen Shuo.
"Yo, Village Chief Zhao...... What time is it, what time is it?" Wen Shuo seemed to have just woken up, quickly got up and sat down, and said while putting on his shoes: "Oh, if you don't say that you can't get drenched in the rain and blow the wind after drinking, okay, I really can't bear it after lunch in a daze, so I just lie down." ”
Zhao Changfu handed over the water cup and said with a smile: "It's only two o'clock now, I really shouldn't have come to disturb your lunch break." ”
Wen Shuo looked puzzled, raised his wrist to look at his watch, and said, "Hey, really, I thought I slept until evening, and it was still raining outside?" ”
"Huh?" Zhao Changfu hurriedly asked, "Wen Shuo, when are you leaving?"
"Maybe, the leader has the final say. Wen Shuo smiled and took out a cigarette, handed one to Zhao Changfu, and lit it himself.
"Then, then our family, my wife and son's affairs......" Zhao Changfu stumbled, looking embarrassed.
"What's the matter?" the fat man was stunned.
"Huh?" Zhao Changfu looked disappointed.
"Hey, I remember, drinking is a delay, alas. Wen Shuo patted his head vigorously, his face was full of apologies, and after thinking for a while, he immediately leaned forward with a serious expression and leaned his cheeks, and whispered: "This thing is actually very simple, your toilet has to be changed, ventilation is not very good, repair the pit outside the wall, or make a few holes above the wall of the thatched toilet to strengthen ventilation, and don't hang those messy hoes, sickles and other metal objects on the wall of the toilet." ”
"Why?" asked Zhao Changfu.
The fat man pursed his lips and said, "Do you know what biogas is?"
"Well, you know, methane?"
"Huh?" Wen Shuo showed a surprised and somewhat embarrassed look, but he was slapped in the face, but he didn't care at all, and continued: "That thing is poisonous to people, although in this semi-ventilated state, it will not accumulate to the point of poisoning, but often in and out of this environment, it will inevitably be harmful to the human body, moreover, this kind of gas corrodes iron, is easy to produce chemical reactions, and produces toxic gases!"
This, of course, is Wen Shuo's nonsense.
But he is a student of Beijing University, and in the hearts of people like Zhao Changfu, whatever the students of Beijing University say is the truth.
"Zhongzhong, I listen to you. Zhao Changfu nodded hurriedly, and asked again: "Then, do you need any home remedies?" You see, now Huanhuan and his mother are weak, do you use home remedies to regulate your body?"
Wen Shuo said with a smile: "If you want to talk about home remedies, you don't need to eat or drink, your family lives on the edge of the village, and they are weak and weak when they are angry, and the mother and son are weak and sick all year round, and the vitality of the family will be even weaker." Then, I'll give you an idea, it will be useful for a while, and when the rain stops, you go buy a few chickens and ducks, and turn the open space directly between the West House and the thatched latrine into a small chicken pen, and then raise a dog at home, so that the family will grow with vitality, and I bet that there will be swallows nesting at home at the beginning of spring next year!"
Zhao Changfu was still a little skeptical when he heard the words of the previous class, but when the last sentence came out, Zhao Changfu immediately played a clever role.
Believe!
100% convinced!
But no, since moving to a new home, the swallows return every spring, and there are swallows coming to the house every day to circle around, but they don't build nests and nests.
Why?
People in the countryside know that swallows don't live in a house where no one lives!
"Still, is there anything else?" Zhao Changfu asked with a shy and flattering face.
"Of course there is......" Wen Shuo said with a serious expression.
When Zhao Changfu saw this, he was immediately shocked, and his voice trembled a little: "You say, you say." ”
"Later. Wen Shuo paused and quipped: "You have to have the appearance of a village head! How can a village head be done without a little prestige in the village? Okay, you are really bad at being the village head." Not to mention anything else, the one who runs a small store, and the neighbor diagonally opposite, can bully you casually, it's just ...... Anyway, you're also a veteran, aren't you ashamed?"
"Huh?" Zhao Changfu said in surprise: "How do you know that I have been a soldier?"
Wen Shuo reacted shrewdly: "I heard that." ”
"Oh. ”
Zhao Changfu lowered his head in embarrassment and hesitated, then his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said excitedly: "There is something I was about to tell you." ”
"What?" Wen Shuo pretended to be curious, but his heart was like a mirror.
"I heard Huanhuan Niang say, when you left my house in the morning, you were scolded by the old lady Jiang, and the old lady was spitted in the shoes, really, I really can't help it, come to my house as a guest, help my wife and children see a doctor, and as a result, you suffered such a grievance, I really don't want to go. Zhao Changfu was full of guilt and blame.
"That's it?" Wen Shuo said angrily, "I see you were quite happy just now......"
Zhao Changfu hurriedly shook his head, and said with a smile: "That's the case, just now, just now, when I came out of the house, guess what? Mrs. Jiang and her daughter, that is, Li Changping's wife, and Li Changping's two daughters, the four of them fought and quarreled, all like crazy, good guys, from home to the alley, and from the alley to the street, rolling in the mud, the hair fell out one by one, all of them had blue noses and swollen faces, and the few teeth left of Mrs. Jiang were all knocked out......
Wen Shuo showed a look of surprise and said, "Is there anything else?"
"Not really. Zhao Changfu gloated and said: "You haven't seen the scene at that time, it was extremely lively, the key is that there are a lot of neighbors in the neighborhood who see the excitement, and none of them stepped forward to dissuade them." ”
"Why?" Wen Shuo said in surprise.
"No one dares. Zhao Changfu whispered: "Everyone is afraid of getting into trouble for themselves, that wife and her daughter are not good friends." ”
"And the last?"
"In the end, ......" Zhao Changfu said with a smile: "I was tired, lying in the mud on the street and scolding, and then Li Changping's own family and Guo Xiaocui's mother's family rushed to the village after hearing about it, and took Guo Xiaocui and the two daughters back, and Mrs. Jiang was directly carried to the clinic in the village." ”
Wen Shuo sighed softly, revealing a look of compassion and compassion, and said lightly: "There is a way to have gods three feet above your head, good and good to repay evil and evil to repay, it's not that the time has not come, their family can be regarded as self-inflicted." ”
"Yes, yes, alas. Zhao Changfu said pretendly: "Watching my daughter's mother fight like that, it's pitiful." ”
"Why don't we go back and buy two catties of eggs and go to the house to have a look?" Wen Shuo is not used to seeing Zhao Changfu so fake - uncle, pretending to be a good person and pretending to be kind, simple, honest and generous to repay grievances with virtue, that is the patent of the fat man, what kind of big-tailed wolf are you pretending?!
Zhao Changfu was stunned for a moment, and said with a sneer: "Don't, I'm afraid that my kindness will not be rewarded, and people still think that we are watching a joke." ”
"To say too, alas. Wen Shuo sighed with a sad face.
He was really worried, so he sighed.
Because of dissatisfaction.
Accurate!
After being beaten and retaliated, you must let the other party know why you are being retaliated against and by whom, otherwise, the party who takes revenge will not have that hearty feeling of revenge.
If you stand in front of it, you will split your head and cover your face, and you will shave it one ear scraper at a time......
That's the right reason for the wronged debtor to have the owner, and to repay the debt.
Besides, the fat man feels that he is an upright and kind person, how can he do evil things that make it difficult for people to look at even when they die, and they don't know why the disaster from heaven comes from?
That's too bullying!
So it was past eleven o'clock that night.
When Gao Qiushi, Kang Jinhui, and Chi Rong fell asleep, Wen Shuo, who was sitting cross-legged, crossed his knees into the jade pendant array, communicated with Xiaoqing with his thoughts, and seriously taught how to play and what to be the most interesting......
Xiaoqing listened to it with relish, full of excitement, resisted the urge to rush out immediately and play crazy again, and listened to her father's education.
"Go ahead. The fat man commanded with a smile.
Xiaoqing immediately turned into a streamer, flew out of the window, and disappeared into the deep darkness.
In the afternoon at Mrs. Jiang's house, Xiaoqing had a good time, thanks to Wen Shuo's qi charm as the traction and Xiaoqing to maintain a certain contact, and then there has been a long-term effort to cultivate Xiaoqing so far, after several cooperation, there is a tacit understanding of the spirit and rhino communication, so he called Xiaoqing back in time, which made Xiaoqing reluctantly leave the few good playmates he finally met, otherwise, God knows what Mrs. Jiang will be tossed intos.
The fat man sighed softly, feeling sorry for Xiaoqing's cheerful childhood that usually lacked play, and worried that Xiaoqing would be crazy and disobedient.
Alas, it is not easy to be a father.
Southeast of the village.
Mrs. Jiang was lying on the bed in the bedroom of the Westinghouse, she had a good quality of sleep in the past, she had already fallen asleep sweetly, but tonight, she tossed and turned, no, she couldn't fall asleep lying flat - she didn't dare to toss and turn, her whole body hurt.
The pain in her body and don't talk about it, but the pain in her heart makes her feel painful.
Her daughter, her two granddaughters, scolded and quarreled with herself, from home to the alley, and then to the street, in front of the neighbors, she really lost face, and she couldn't figure it out and was wronged!
And, endless fear!
What the hell is that scary little girl?
Why have you come to harm me and our family?
Which temple, which mountain, which mother, and virgin of the Great Immortal is she?
In fact, the well-known goddess Mrs. Jiang in Sanxiang and Wuli, she didn't believe in those immortals and ladies who preached by herself all day long, scared people, and sought benefits, because she felt that if she really had, she would have been qualified to see it a long time ago.
So the most unbelieving and insincere person is precisely her, the goddess.
Who would have thought?
Reality, that's how ironic......