Chapter 484: Excited Xiaoqing
In fact, Mrs. Jiang's current practices, as well as the local methods that she knows can exorcise ghosts and dispel changes, such as pouring dung, sprinkling dog blood, scolding, drinking, shouting, etc., are really effective for those yin and evil spirits.
After all, human beings are masculine and vigorous, and they already have the effect of deterring yin and evil spirits, and when anger and anger are strong, this effect will also be enhanced.
But......
That refers to the general yin and evil qi, not the evil foreign body!
Evil foreign objects with a little real power will only be afraid of those more powerful human beings, such as the bloody aura of the butcher, the evil aura of the fierce, the iron-blooded killing aura of the soldiers, the official authority in the temple, and so on.
Old Lady Jiang's shameless and arrogant cheapness will die faster when she encounters evil foreign objects.
Not to mention, she met Xiaoqing!
Xiaoqing, this girl, was frightened and retreated just now, purely because she was exposed to her father's ears, and she was timid and cautious for fear that she would suffer a loss.
As a result, hiding behind the incense burner and carefully looking at the old lady's lowly appearance, jumping up and down and yelling, Xiaoqing soon lost the slightest fear, but felt more and more fun.
She thought of the hideous appearance of the old lady just now, and the state of screaming miserably......
That really makes people feel scared, and Xiaoqing, whose wisdom is getting stronger and stronger, thinks that it is scaring people.
Thereupon......
Xiaoqing climbed out from behind the incense burner that was so small that she couldn't cover her, and then learned from the old lady Jiang before, raised her eyebrows suddenly, her cheeks were twisted, her nostrils were facing the sky, her mouth was crooked and twisted, her lips were opened and closed up and down, and she grinned and scolded - but she couldn't scold sound.
However, her face is too hideous, and her expression is too cruel!
From a small, well-behaved, and a little scared baby, it suddenly turned into a hideous and terrifying fierce appearance, which is weird enough, not to mention, Xiaoqing is so purely out of the mentality of playful imitation, hideous, and the facial features on her cheeks are distorted to be extremely exaggerated!
She scolded silently, waving her arms on the offering table, and glaring at Mrs. Jiang fiercely.
Old Mrs. Jiang was suddenly stunned, dumbfounded.
What's going on?
What is that imp doing?!
After being stunned for a while, with the rude and shameless temperament that she had cultivated over the years, coupled with the old lady Jiang, who no one dared to provoke and had never been wronged at any time, she gritted her teeth and cursed and howled, and pounced on Xiaoqing who was bouncing on the offering table with her teeth and claws.
However, Mrs. Jiang did not realize that she was already incontinent.
Mrs. Jiang forgot that she was in bed.
So this pounce didn't matter, the whole person kicked into the air under his feet, crackled and pounced on the ground, a standard dog snatching hot trick.
Xiaoqing was stunned, when she saw the old lady pounce, she thought that this old lady was really powerful, better than my father, able to run and jump around in the air like me, never thought that the old lady had no intention of taking off, and simply fell to the ground neatly and without dragging.
On the ground, there was a splash of blood.
The old lady had only a few teeth left, and she burst out of the distance.
"Ah......h
Amidst the terrible screams, a heavy stench filled the room.
Xiao Qing squatted on the edge of the offering table, staring curiously at the old lady who was screaming miserably, lying on the ground with her arms and legs bent, and her cheeks on her side, and she could hear footsteps and shouts outside, and Xiao Qing didn't care.
Anyway, no one else could see her except the old lady.
The door was slammed open.
"Mother, what's wrong with you?" Guo Xiaocui rushed over in horror, squatted on the ground and quickly helped the old lady up, while shouting to the two daughters of her own who followed behind: "Da Lan, Erlan, quickly pick up grandma, oh, mother, I kiss my mother, what's wrong with you." ”
Xiaoqing saw the three women squatting beside the old lady and struggling to support her, so she immediately floated over to join in the fun, making a gesture to help support the old lady.
Mrs. Jiang, who had just climbed up with the support of her granddaughter and daughter, and her hands had not left the ground, were moaning and moaning, and her eyes were hazy with tears, but she suddenly saw the little ghost, standing beside her, holding her arm with both hands, as if she was still struggling, and lifted her.
This startled the old lady, and before she could come back to her senses, she saw the little ghost's two hands and arms piercing through her clothes and arms.
The little ghost hugged the air, and then as if he couldn't contain his strength, he staggered forward and ran two steps.
It happened to be standing under the old lady's eyes.
Xiaoqing turned her head, raised her head, and looked at the old lady, only six or seven centimeters apart.
Xiao Qing, who was accidentally flashed on the waist just now and almost fell, couldn't help but learn from Mrs. Jiang's scaring appearance again, with a hideous expression, grinning teeth, and jumping up with her teeth and claws......
One jump, one jump!
The braid touched the old lady's face and soaked into it.
The cold invades the brain!
"Ahh
The sword is not old!
"You, do you dare to come to my house to play prestige, do you know who my old lady's disciple is?" Old Mrs. Jiang ran to the root of the wall and picked up a broom and slapped it at Xiaoqing.
Xiaoqing was stunned.
Why is this old lady hitting me?
Why is she so unfunny?
From top to bottom, the broom slapped Xiaoqing fiercely, and penetrated through his body, Xiaoqing did not move in place, not affected in the slightest.
Old Lady Jiang continued to go crazy and slapped fiercely.
Guo Xiaocui hurriedly rushed up and hugged her mother, shouting in horror and worry: "Mother, mother, what's wrong with you, who are you going to beat?"
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, this little devil dares to break into our house, and scare me, I have to tear me apart today......" Mrs. Jiang's whole person was in a state of extreme fear, but suddenly aroused a manic mood, she waved a broom and slapped Xiaoqing.
Suddenly, Xiaoqing seemed to have finally reacted, and fluttered up and landed on Guo Xiaocui's shoulder.
"Ahh
Mrs. Jiang waved a broom and hit her daughter in the face.
The broom is made of sorghum ears, after a long period of use, the soft part has been gone, and the rest is all hard stubble.
"Ah, dear mother, what are you doing......" Guo Xiaocui screamed miserably.
The two daughters, Dalan was twenty years old and Erlan was sixteen years old, and they were all so frightened that they stood next to them when they saw this scene.
Mrs. Jiang also stopped, she looked at her daughter with a bloody face dumbfounded, looking at the little ghost who stood on her daughter's shoulder, grinning at her with a hideous face, the little ghost did not shy away from her gaze, jumped up and waved her arms and said that it seemed that she was usually slapping her thighs and scolding the shrew on the street!
"Grandma, what's wrong with you?"
"Why did you beat my mother?"
Da Lan and Er Lan finally recovered from their shock, and hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Mrs. Jiang's arm vigorously.
Sou!
Seeing this, Xiaoqing immediately pounced on the old lady.
"Oops,!"
The old lady waved her arms and squatted down, sat on the ground with her buttocks, and her two granddaughters were also pulled by her and fell to the ground involuntarily.
"Mother......" Guo Xiaocui pounced and pressed Mrs. Jiang to death.
Xiaoqing floated above Mrs. Jiang's face, and then jumped on the heads, shoulders, and bodies of Dalan, Erlan, and Guo Xiaocui, sometimes grinning and terrifying, sometimes laughing innocently, pouting and squinting and pretending to be cute.
Old Madam Jiang was shocked and angry, completely lost her mind, and burst out with incredible strength.
Two granddaughters and a daughter, she couldn't hold her back, she struggled away, picked up a broom and beat it all the time, and as a result, the youngest Erlan was in a hurry, waved her hand and gave the old lady a mouthful, and scolded at the same time.
When Guo Xiaocui saw this scene, she was immediately furious, and went up and crackled and gave the two girls a big mouth: "You dare to beat your grandma?"
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
Behind him, Da Lan was slapped by the old lady, and Da Lan, who was already impatient, waved his hand and slapped his grandmother without hesitation.
Guo Xiaocui hurriedly grabbed the eldest girl again.
The old lady pounced on Erlan with a broom.
A family of four, young and old, beat and scolded in the small west room, sometimes with a terrible and high-pitched voice, sometimes angry and screaming, and the hut could no longer accommodate them, and they beat from the house to the courtyard, and from the courtyard, to the alley outside the courtyard.
It was originally a light rain, but suddenly the rain was much heavier.
The gravel-paved alley was already full of stagnant water.
A family of four was in the dense rain, howling, scolding, crying, screaming, and screaming in the alley......
When the neighbors heard the noise and movement, they couldn't help but come out of their homes to see the situation.
Because he had just woken up from drunkenness, Zhao Changfu, who was drinking sobering tea, and his wife Fu Yuzhen, who had been lying down for a while in the afternoon, and his son, who was sitting in the west bedroom reading a book after the fever had subsided, were all attracted by the noise outside, and couldn't help but hold an umbrella, put on a raincoat, put on rain boots, and walked out of the courtyard door to follow the sound.
What a show!
All the neighbors looked dumbfounded at the family of four and three generations who were huddled together in the rain.
What's the situation?
But no one stepped forward to dissuade him!
Because everyone knows that Mrs. Jiang and Guo Xiaocui are both rude and unreasonable masters, and if anyone comes forward to dissuade them kindly, they will be angry and scolded, and they will even reach out and scratch you......
Everyone could only look at each other, gloating and watching with relish.
Xiaoqing He had seen such a lively scene, at this moment, she was extremely excited, and thanked her father for giving her the idea to let her come out to play, and it was really fun, while mixing in and out of the four people who were playing together, jumping and joining in the fun, and also learning the appearance of others to reach out and tear and scratch......