Seeing Ymir looking at me with untrusting eyes, I immediately sang a mountain song:

"My family lives on the high slope of the loess~ The wind blew from the slope~ Whether it is Li Yuchun or Zeng Yike, it is my brother and my brother. My family lives on the loess high slope, the sun walks on the slope, whether it is to worship Brother Chun, or to worship Brother Zeng, bless me to pass, do not fail the course! Then I jumped up and hurried away.

Hopping on the car prepared by the expert advisory group of love, I rode all the way to the place where I had a rendezvous with Pelidon, and quickly changed my face on the way, like a demon crawling out of hell.

Lin Yayue wiped makeup on my face, I wiped the beads of sweat on my forehead, and said, "How much time do you have left?" ”

"As fast as possible, if you get there now, it's almost ten o'clock."

"Isn't that too late?"

"It's okay, waiting is sometimes an act of deepening feelings." Lin Yayue smiled.

"Uh...... Makes sense. I said, rubbing my nose.

Lin Yayue leaned over her face, looked at my nose, frowned and asked:

"What's wrong with your nose?"

"It's okay...... Picking the nose and boogers was too strong, and the blood exploded. I replied casually.

Lin Yayue looked distrustful, but I didn't want to continue to delve into this issue, and when I arrived at the date with Pelidon, I saw Pelidon standing on the side of the road, still wearing a white dress like a mourning dress, with a candle in front of her, as if beckoning a ghost.

"Come on, try to coax Pelidon to bed today and take a blood, so it's a great achievement." Lin Yayue cheered for me.

I got out of the car and sneaked out of the grove on the side of the road, it had been more than an hour, I didn't expect her to be waiting here, it seems that she is really very patient.

I sneaked up on her from behind to give her a surprise attack, but just as my hand was on her back, Pellidon suddenly turned around, and at that moment, I saw a face with blue fangs, and I fell to the ground in fright.

"Ghost, ghost!" I struggled to scream.

Peliton took off the mask from his face, revealing a fair face, and I was relieved.

"Hara, it turned out to be a mask, ah......"

Pelidon's face was slightly red, and he said:

“…… Scares you? ”

"It's really scared to death." I patted my chest and said, "Why are you wearing a ghost mask?" ”

“…… I bought it at the street stall and liked it very much. "Pelidon's way of answering is both succinct and beyond the normal human mind." I want to scare you. ”

“……”

"What's wrong?" Seeing that I didn't speak, Pelidon continued to ask.

"Oh, it's nothing, I'll see if my pants are wet......" I said silly.

Pelidon looked at me stunned and said:

"Can ghosts be scared too? Can ghosts still be scared to death? ”

"Ghosts don't scare to death, but they do scare pee." I replied anxiously.

Peliton sighed, she looked at me and said:

"I'm sorry, I fell asleep last night. When you wake up, you're gone. ”

"It's okay, in fact, I'm asleep too, and when I woke up, I already saw Hades!"

Pelidon looked at me and said:

"Then why, you're so late today? Did you sleep over? ”

I suddenly put on a sad face, covered my face and said:

"Sister Dong, I'm sorry...... Actually, I can't hide it from you anymore! ”

Pellidon stepped forward and asked me:

"What's wrong?"

I said with a sad face:

"Today Hades told me, and he said that I could not stay in the world any longer...... My time on earth will get shorter and shorter...... It's not that I don't want to come sooner, it's because I'm about to leave forever, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to see you again in the future. ”

Peliton asked in a whisper:

"Leave, where to go? Is it going to heaven? I've heard that ghosts will be reincarnated, are you going to be reincarnated? ”

I burst into tears and said:

"No, it's the soul that is gone, and it is gone forever."

Pelidon covered his mouth and took a step back, his eyes straightened:

“…… Why? Doesn't it mean that if someone prays to the dead, they can be resurrected? ”

I stiffened my face and said:

“…… But it was someone else, and there were so many other people who had so many family members praying that of course they could be resurrected. Sister Dong, you know, I'm stupid and stupid, everyone hates me, no one cares about me at all except you, but it's not enough to rely on your prayers......"

Pelidon's face began to gloomy:

“…… How so...... So, what to do? ”

I touched my head and said with a bitter face:

“…… Hades said that if there is a part of my energy left in the world, I can use that part of my energy to reincarnate...... Then I can meet you again, Sister Dong......"

Pelidon grabbed my hand and asked, "...... Energy? How? ”

I blushed and didn't dare to speak, but my eyes fell on Pelidon's stomach, and Peliton seemed to realize some awkward problem, and we both fell silent.

"If Sister Dong you have my child...... I'll be born again......"

When I said this, Pelidon's face froze, and I looked at Pelidon, sweating, waiting for her answer.

This is the plan of action that Lin Yayue wants me to do, if I want to trick Pelidon into bed quickly and neatly, I can only use this trick.

"Good job, Xiao Shiyilang, to be able to say such brazen words without blushing and panting, I respect you as a man!" Faye Wong's praise came from afar, and I felt hot all over my body.

I waited silently for Pellidon's next reply, her next reply was extremely important, and although I was ready for her to say yes and say no at the same time, something I never expected happened.

Pelidon, who had been frozen in place and didn't know what to do, suddenly covered his face and ran into the grove on the side. This is something I never expected.

"Winter, Sister Winter!?" Seeing Peliton turn around and run, I naturally pulled my legs and chased after him.

Seeing me catching up, Pelidon, who was in front of her, was also in a hurry, she didn't hesitate at all, she directly stopped a taxi, and then pulled the car door and got into the car.

"Yayue, Pellidon ran away." I was in a hurry to report to Lin Yayue. "Am I irritating her?"

"Don't worry, we put a tracker on her, she can't run far, and I don't know why she ran away suddenly." Lin Yayue's tone couldn't help but speed up.

"In what direction did she go?" I asked.

"I can't see it now, you get in the car and follow along, you should know soon." Lin Yayue quickly called the military vehicle to me, and chased closely behind Pelidon, and at the same time, the military immediately began to block all the key crossings that Pelidon went to as fast as possible, and constantly created obstacles in the direction of Pelidon's direction to prevent Pelidon's continued progress. Of course, the military did not dare to directly get Pelidon out of the car, but only played a certain role in hindering it. And when things get to this point, I'll have to wait and see where Pelidon will go before making a decision.

Along the way, I guessed a lot of reasons why Pellidon's sudden escape. Is it because you can't accept my abrupt request for things that require men and women? Or is it something else?

When I saw Pellidon's arrival, I was completely shocked.

"Xiao Shiyilang, Pelidon, she's ......" Lin Yayue's voice came from the earphones.

"Well, I'm there too......" I stared dumbfounded at the building where Pelidon's car was parked.

I saw a large eye-catching text hanging in front of the building:

Family Planning Commission!

"Family Planning Commission? Pellidon: What is she doing here? I was stunned.

Regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, I got out of the car and chased after it, and when I just entered the door, I saw Pelidon wandering around in the antechamber of the building of the Family Planning Commission, I rushed in and said stupidly:

"Sister Dong! Sister Dong, why are you running! ”

Seeing me, Pelidon was a little surprised, and he crossed his hands and didn't know what to say.

"Y-Why are you here?"

"Didn't I come after you, Sister Dong?" I asked.

Pelidon whispered at the receptionist in the antechamber, then at me, and said:

"I've heard that when you plan to have a baby, you need to issue a family planning certificate. So I rushed here...... Open a certificate. ”

Nani? Lin Yayue and Faye Wong and I were all stunned.

"Is the family planning certificate the certificate issued when there is a birth plan? The god of this pick-out understood that I was also drunk. Faye Wong clapped her hands and said, "I almost forgot, the ghost girl is a social idiot...... I didn't expect this knockoff to be too! ”

"Anyway, since Pei Lidong came to the Family Planning Commission so directly, it means that she no longer rejects you in her heart, Xiao Shiyilang, this is a good opportunity." Qi Miao said excitedly.

"Actually...... I think the biggest problem is that Pelidon doesn't even know how to have children...... Faye Wong said faintly worried, "Never underestimate the degree of social idiocy of the ghost sister as an otaku, there are two things in this world that cannot be believed, the feet of the national football team, and the brain of the ghost sister." ”

I listened to Faye Wong's nonsense, and Lin Yayue took the opportunity to say: "Xiao Shiyilang, take advantage of the victory to pursue, get here, and quickly coax Pelidong into the hotel." ”

"No, no problem......" I replied softly, and was about to step forward to explain the fertility problem to Pelidon, when Lin Yayue suddenly heard a panicked voice:

"Stop! Xiao Shiyilang, hurry up and leave the Family Planning Commission with Pelidong! Fast! ”

I was stunned for a moment, turned around and asked softly:

"What's wrong?"

"Ymir is here, too! Don't bump into her! Lin Yayue's answer almost didn't make me feel distracted.

"Why is she here?" I was terrified.

"Looks like I'm looking for you." Lin Yayue said.

"But how did she know I was here?" I asked.

"Have you forgotten that you personally declared in front of her that you were the director of the Family Planning Commission. There are so many advertisements in the village, can Yumir not find them? "Lin Yayue woke me up.

It dawned on me that without saying a word, I dragged Peliton out of the building, and before he could even figure out the situation, he was dragged out of the door like a mop.

"What's wrong?" Pelidon asked me. "Why run?"

"Because...... Because Hades is looking for me to ask for my life! "I ran wildly and rambled nonsense.

As soon as I ran out of the door of the building, I suddenly lost my mind, and I saw Ymir wearing a black cashmere coat and high-heeled boots standing at the gate, and the moment she met me, she also immediately exhaled:

"Xiao Shiyilang?"

"Recognize, recognize the wrong person!"

I casually said a perfunctory word, pulled Pellidon and ran wildly, but I didn't expect Ymir to catch up, as soon as I turned around, I was almost paralyzed to the ground, this frost queen, can still run so fast in high-heeled boots, the Asian Games will come out, right?

"Is that Hades? It's so pretty......" Peliton whispered beside me.

"Pretty is pretty, but she's the devil who will kill you!" I viciously scared Pelidon.

As soon as we reached the parking lot, Yumir was stuck in front of me, and I saw Yumir with one foot across the car door, looking at me with his chest crossed.

"Xiao Shiyi Lang." Ymir looked at me coldly, and at Pelidon, who was wearing a white dress beside me, and finally her eyes were fixed on Pelidon.

"You...... You've misidentified the wrong person. I'm not Xiao Shiyilang. I shook my head anxiously.

"But didn't you say that the name was Xiao Shiyilang?" Peliton asked simply, from my side.

I couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and now it's all messed up, and the nightmarish scene I least want to see is playing out at this moment.

Ymir looked at me with a strange look, and his eyes clearly said: You continue to rely on, continue to rely on, I see where you can rely on?

"Who is she?" Ymir asked, looking at me.

I glanced at Pelidon, my brain was racing, and then I suddenly snorted coldly, took a step, nostrils to the sky, and said with my hands on my waist:

"Hmph, who is she, does it have anything to do with you? Tell you, she is my main palace, and she is my real woman, and you are just an unknown village girl who came out of the countryside who was dumped by me! How can a supreme supreme person like me who is above ten thousand people worthy of a small family like you? Only a beautiful lady like her can be worthy. ”

Pelidon looked at me steadily, and said:

"But Xiao Shiyilang, didn't you say that you are an unlucky poor egg who can't afford to eat eggs at home, can't afford to use toilet paper for the toilet, and even a pair of briefs has to be rotated three times, front and back, left and right three times to change the angle?"

Ymir was taken aback and looked at me with a very strange look, and the only thing I had on my mind at the moment was ...... I want to die.

Unexpectedly, after three days of meticulous rehearsals, I was completely broken down at this moment.

"That's what he told you? Did he really say he was a pauper? Ymir sneered and looked at Pellidon.

Pelidon also looked at me and said:

"Yes, stupidly said that he is the most pitiful and unlucky person in the world, he has no father and mother since he was a child, and he has been discriminated against......"

"Hehe, is this how you deceived other little girls? Win the sympathy of others? Ymir looked at me with a sneer.

My heart was beating wildly, it was like a pug's tongue sticking out.

There's no way, so far, I can only break the jar and play the role to the end.

I shook my hair, stroked my forehead, and smiled:

"So what? This shows that my personality is full of charm, and I don't need to be worth status, money and power to attract a woman's attention. I have the unparalleled charm of the whole universe, how can you, a rural village girl, understand? ”

Pellidon looked at me stunned and said:

"You, you lied to me, stupid? You've been ...... Are you all lying to me? ”

My heart was almost exploding, and I burst out laughing:

"Don't believe her, she's mentally ill, I'm playing with her. Let's go, Sister Dong. ”

With that, I took Pellidon's arm and planned to leave. But no sooner had I turned around than my other hand was grabbed by Ymir.

I turned my head to see Ymir's grim face staring at me.

"Yo, what else do you want to do, village girl? You still want to rely on me and not leave, do you? I said, why did you come to me at night? ”

Ymir slammed something in her hand into my face, and I grabbed it and looked at it, and it was actually the black card I gave her.

"I'm here to pay off your credit card." Ymir said word by word, "Didn't you say that you donated all your money?" I think you don't have the money to spend, so I'll give you a card. There's still some money in this card, and I haven't spent it yet. Although I am a village girl, I really don't need your money. ”

I put away my card and looked at Ymir quietly, while Pellidon looked at me, and his tone began to become unstable:

"Silly, how can you talk to someone like that? You...... How do you do that? Like a different person? ”

At the same time, in the face of the questioning and burning gazes of Ymir and Pellidon, I felt like I was almost on the verge of burning.

"Changed a person? Hehe, what does it mean to change a person, he was originally such a person. Ymir said unceremoniously.

"No...... He's not like that. Don't talk nonsense. Peliton looked at Yumir.

"Nonsense? When did I talk nonsense? He's not a poor guy at all, do you know who he is? He's the richest man in the world, and if you don't believe it, if you go to watch his news on TV, it's all about him being the richest man in the world! Ymir was extremely unconvinced.

“…… No...... Who are you? How did you know Silly Han? Pellidon stared at Ymir.

"How do I know him? Didn't he find me? Ymir sneered, "Don't you know his style?" A rich man like him just likes to flirt with some rural village girls when he has nothing to do. Ask him how he got into the village to find me. ”

“…… Are you, you, are you from the country? Pelidon, looking at Ymir, asked in a whisper.

Ymir walked up to me and pulled off the cashmere coat and leather high-heeled boots on her body, revealing the village girl plaid shirt she had worn in the countryside before, and Ymir threw her belongings at my feet, and said:

"I'll give it back to you, I don't need these things anymore."

"What are you doing here?" I looked up at Ymir.

"Keep it for that silly girl next to you. Wouldn't it be a waste of these treasures to give me such a country girl? Something of value has to be worthy of a valuable person, isn't it? Ymir sneered.

"Silly girl? You...... Who is the silly girl? Peliton stood in front of Ymir and asked with a puzzled face.

"Whoever is played around by this pretending earth emperor is a stupid girl, if you continue to want to be played by him, then continue to stay by his side." Ymir whispered.

Pelidon turned his face, looked at me with an extremely complicated expression, and said, "This is ...... Are you sure? Xiao Shiyi Lang? Are you really ...... Been lying to me? You're not bad luck at all, are you? ”

"It's all said that she's mentally ill, the wall of the mental hospital collapsed last night, she ran out, just tease her, don't take it seriously......" I perfunctorily took Pelidon's hand, but she resolutely shook it off.

“…… Are you still lying to me? The look in Pelidon's eyes darkened after his bangs, and I took a step back.

"Yes, I lied to you, Sister Dong...... But I'm sincere with you......" I calmly looked at Pelidon Road.

"I ...... I hate you. Don't call me Sister Dong anymore. You're just like those people at the prom, you're deliberately coaxing me, right? ”

Pellidon looked at me with disappointment, said something that shocked me, and kept backing until he was on a line with Ymir.

"If you still want to trust this man, stay or follow me and ignore him. He likes to bully a lady like you who doesn't understand anything. Yumir took Pellidon, who turned his head, and the moment their eyes met in the air, I seemed to see a spark flickering in their eyes.

"Hmm...... Let's go...... You know so much, as if you know everything, you look so mature, if only I were like you. Pelidon nodded slightly, and then the two girls held hands and turned away without looking back.

I instantly stood in place like a stone statue, staring blankly at the two women who were leaving arm-in-arm, like a lightning strike, and my brain was even more messy.

In an instant, all the answers came out.

"Is this ...... It's the legend, under the Broken Arm Mountain, the lilies bloom?! In the headphones, Faye Wong let out a sad sound.

I couldn't help but sweat coldly, and Lin Yayue was even more chaotic.

"How so? What's going on, Masatsuki? I whispered.

"I—I didn't expect it...... Now it seems that the situation is more complicated than I thought. But the doubts in my mind have been solved, and Pellidon and Ymir have known each other for a long time, and there is a certain inner attraction. Moreover, I know why Allure has never been interested in men, and why Ye Guimei doesn't say the type of boy she likes......" Lin Yayue's panicked voice came, "Because they have always been a pair of lilies!" ”

"Detective Lin, the current situation is so blind that even the blind can see it. In this way, our plans for these days ...... It's all in the soup. I scratched my scalp and said hoarsely.

"I know...... But don't worry, this is actually what Miss Ben expected. Writing about Baili is Miss Ben's specialty, not to mention, I have discovered their little secret from the words and deeds between Allure and Gui Mei before, although the development of the situation has taken a turn for the worse, but it is not to the point of getting out of control......" Lin Yayue said in time to stabilize my emotions.

"The daylilies are already cold, what else can you do?" I asked. "Can you still get a seamless egg like a lily out of the cracks?"

"Hehe, it's a piece of cake to break up the lily. Women are the creatures that are most likely to be suspicious and jealous. Lin Yayue said confidently, "But if you want to do this, you need the cooperation of Allure and Guimei, Xiao Shiyilang, you withdraw first, I will first understand the matter between Allure and Guimei, and draw up an emergency plan." "Looking at the happy figure of Yumir and Peliton holding hands and walking away, I felt cold in my heart.

So far, I can only believe that Lin Yayue, a lily female writer, retreated to a corner that avoided Yumir and Pelidon, and I heard the voice conference held by Lin Yayue, Faye Wong, Gu Qingcheng and Ye Guimei.

Faye Wong: "Allure, things have come to this point, but it's the responsibility of the two of you!" Isn't this a long time ago a no-brainer? If we have to cover it up to now, all our previous plans will be wasted! Do you know that this kind of behavior will be criticized all over the world? ”

Gu Tingcheng: "Is it still useful to talk about this now?" ”

Faye Wong: "Nonsense, you guys don't change your mistakes!" I don't care about the lives of the people of the earth! It's worse than selling insurance! ”

Ghost Sister: "Sister Faye Wong...... Sister Allure, don't quarrel. We're sorry for you for this......"

In the end, it was the ghost sister who opened her mouth to persuade Faye Wong and Gu Qingcheng to quarrel and quarrel.

Lin Yayue saw that the two of them calmed down a little, and interjected in time: "Things have happened, and there is no point in arguing about the past actions anymore, let's discuss the next countermeasures." Allure, Guimei, I hope that when you come to this, you will no longer have any reservations about the secrets between you, and the emotions between you, I hope you can pour out them clearly...... I'm begging you for everyone! ”

Under Lin Yayue's persuasion and the urgency of the situation, Allure and Ghost Sister finally revealed their true past and true relationship in a secretive manner, and when I knew the true relationship between Gu Tingcheng and Ye Guimei, I was completely shocked, the bizarre complexity of the story between them could be made into a Korean drama with hundreds of episodes.

The first sentence that Gu Qingcheng said shocked everyone:

"It's nothing to tell you, actually...... I've never been a family daughter. ”

When Gu Qingcheng said this, everyone was in an uproar.

"Tilt, dump...... What's going on? Gu Qingcheng's words made Qi Miao's voice tremble.

Gu Tingcheng said: "I was born on the same day as Ye Guimei, Guimei is the real daughter of the Gu family, and I am just the daughter of a small rural family, but on the day of birth, Guimei was found to have facial nerve paralysis, and she can't cry or laugh, the midwife told Ye Guimei's father that Ye Guimei may not live long, and even if she can grow up alive, she may have facial nerve and language defects, so Ye Guimei's father, for the sake of the Gu family group, Hiding from Gu's mother and several other heirs of the Gu family, they bought off the nurses in the neonatal intensive care unit and dropped me and Ye Guimei. ”

Nani ?!!! This is too ruined, right? So, Sister Allure...... You...... You're not from the Gu family? The ghost sister is the authentic Gu family's eldest lady? This Gu family is too hateful, right? Qi Miao became indignant.

Gu Qingcheng smiled and said, "Damn? Qi Miao, you are too naïve. You go to Lujiazui and take a look, what those big family portals that look bright outdoors and look like they have heads and faces do are not what you can imagine, and they are not even hateful. The little trick of the tanuki to change the prince is nothing at all. ”

Gu Tingcheng continued to tell her story, and after listening to her story, I understood the real pain hidden deep in Gu Tingcheng's heart. Gu Tingcheng is not a biological daughter, she has known the inside story of the matter since she was a child, and because of this, her father on the façade, Gu Lenghuai, the current head of the Gu family, did not intend to write her name in the will of property inheritance. Gu Tingcheng has a younger brother, who spent a lot of time drinking, broke into a lot of romantic troubles, and entered the bureau without accident, although he was sentenced to a suspended sentence after relying on the Gu family's face "political donation", but in order to avoid falling into the truth, he is still in prison and enjoying the treatment of a star-rated hotel, and he can only come out after three years, which makes her sister heartbroken.

Although everyone knows that Gu Tingcheng is the eldest lady of the Gu family, Gu Tingcheng's heart is actually full of uneasiness, and it is because of this uneasiness that Gu Tingcheng needs more external decorations on the surface to fill it, Swarovski's crystals, the cashmere coat hand-customized by a private tailor in Queen Street, France, and Burberry's crocodile leather bag, these are not to show off their wealth, they are just props that Gu Tingcheng uses to continue to play the role of a hypocritical rich lady. Under Gu Qingcheng's arrogant appearance, there is actually a fragile heart like a crystal cup, with sharp words and cold words, all of which are weapons she uses to defend herself.

Gu Tingcheng lives a very chic life on the surface, but among all the women, she is the most tired to live, because in order to fulfill a lie, she has to fill it with more lies. The money for all the brand-name products that Gu Tingcheng bought did not come from the Gu family at all, but she took out of her hard-earned money every month, and sometimes, for an Alexander McQueen handle umbrella, Gu Tingcheng needed to pretend to be invited to eat "Italian food" for a few weeks without returning to the apartment, but actually eating Malatang at a street food stall.

She was a proud person, and she didn't allow herself to be looked at differently. But at the same time, she also has compassion, she sympathizes with those who are weak like her, those who are neglected, such as Ye Guimei. Among the six girls in the apartment, Ye Guimei is the most inconspicuous and the most nonexistent, silent, introverted and even regarded as an outlier, she is the person Gu Qingcheng pays the most attention to, and even the most intimate bosom friend. Through secret investigation, Gu Qingcheng actually knew Ye Guimei's true identity for a long time, she hated Ye Guimei very much at first, but after a long period of contact, Ye Guimei's fragility and coquettishness moved her, Gu Qingcheng began to involuntarily take the initiative to approach Ye Guimei, and Ye Guimei, who has always needed to be taken care of by others and lacks independent ability, also relies on the care of Gu Qingcheng, the "iceberg queen-style eldest sister", every time Ye Guimei watches a ghost movie, Gu Qingcheng will accompany her like a big sister to accompany her to watch, Then Ye Guimei will take the initiative to hold Gu Qingcheng's hand and shrink it in her arms, but what even Gu Qingcheng herself doesn't know is that Ye Guimei doesn't really like to watch ghost movies, all she cares about is the person who can always accompany her, comfort herself, and give her shoulder support when she watches ghost movies.

One is the daughter of the financial giant Haoting Yumen, the other is a problem girl from the countryside, two women with diametrically opposite births and fates, but in fact the identity background is also diametrically opposed, Gu Qingcheng has always known that he is just the shadow of Ye Guimei, once Gu's father knows the news that Ye Guimei is still alive, maybe everything in himself will be taken away by Ye Guimei. At the beginning, Gu Qingcheng even thought about killing Ye Guimei, but in the end, as the contact time lengthened, she couldn't help but want to protect her, always by her side, even if it was just a shadow destined to be replaced by her.

When I listened to the story of Gu Qingcheng and Ye Guimei, I let out a long breath, and Faye Wong couldn't help but burst into words:

"So, we've been fucking going in the wrong direction these days, aren't we? Ymir is not exclusive to rural life at all, and Pelidon is also a daughter? Our deformation meter, changed the wrong direction? Moreover, both of them are not interested in men at all? Pelidon, a woman who doesn't even know how to have children, just treats Xiao Shiyi Lang as a little brother, and Yu Mier just treats Xiao Shiyi Lang as a joke?! ”

"Yes, that's the case......" Ye Guimei finally obediently admitted.

Then, I heard Faye Wong's vomiting blood.

"Yayue, didn't you just say that there is an emergency plan? What now? I asked Lin Yayue softly.

"The bell must be tied to the bell, and both Allure and Guimei are to blame for the failure of the deformation meter plan, and Ymir and Pellidon also seem to have sparks...... In that case, we simply add fuel to the fire. When is it, Lin Yayue's tone was still a little excited, "Don't Yumir and Pelidon have a good feeling?" In this case, we simply add a fire to heat up their good feelings into unforgettable love. To do this, you have to rely on Allure and Guimei, let them confuse the real with the fake. ”

"Yayue, you mean ......"

"That's right, it's a plan to divert the tiger from the mountain. Let Allure pretend to be Ymir first, and Guimei pretend to be Pelidon, and confess to each other! Lin Yayue, as the commander-in-chief behind the scenes, issued the final battle plan.

"It's a god turn! But...... What about me? I asked.

"As for you, Xiao Shiyilang, of course you have the most important work to do......," Lin Yayue said in a deep voice, "Don't forget the bet you made with Ymir, when the time comes, it's time for you to show your manhood." Have you ever heard the story of the emperor fighting the gods of the Moon Country in order to keep Kaguya-hime? ”

Lin Yayue's words made me pause, I really deserved to be a professional screenwriter, and in the face of such a dilemma, I could still come up with room to make up for it so quickly.

So in order to make up for the current emergency, Gu Qingcheng and Ghost Sister were transported over as quickly as possible, and ambushed with me behind Ymir and Pelidon, preparing lines while following the two of them.

Because the military had installed a series of surveillance devices such as trackers and bugs and physiological data sensors on Pelidon's and Ymir's bodies in advance, we could hear all the conversations between the two of them clearly.

After Peliton and Yumir left the Family Planning Commission building, they began to support each other and wander around the CBD area, and the topic of the two on the way also started from me, Yumir first made a explicit criticism of me, and the deeply hit Pelidon began to feel depressed, and then Yumir began to comfort Pelidon, and then Pelidon, who had fallen in love with Yumir at first sight, began to nod to Yumir again and again, and became more dependent.

"This emotional development is like making a rocket, right? …… Xiao Shiyi Lang stalked and pretended to be stupid, and after so much effort, it was better for them to meet each other and raise eyebrows. Love at first sight is really ruthless. ”

"This is the so-called dry firewood, which burns at the touch of a button. Xiao Shiyi Lang is wet wood, of course it is difficult, it is good to be able to smoke a little. Lin Yayue corrected Faye Wong's words.

"Great reversal! The two female guests held hands successfully! And our male guests were left out in the cold! In the face of such a desperate situation, will our male guests finally be able to turn over? Let's continue to broadcast live for you after the ad returns, showing the final scene of this unrivaled love......" The headphones sounded the sound of the dedicated host staying up late and the audience's exclamations, and the wave of embarrassment hit in waves.

I followed Gu Tingcheng and Ghost Sister all the way, looking at the affectionate and affectionate scenes of Yu Mier and Pelidon, looking at each other, it was really unspeakably uncomfortable, and even I had a feeling like a light bulb between Gu Tingcheng and Ghost Sister who was sandwiched next to me.

Without my involvement, the relationship between Ymir and Pellidon is heating up rapidly in unimaginable ways, and I can't bear to look at them directly. Ymir accompanied Pellidon to go shopping and choose clothes, and Pellidon paid for it; Pellidon invites Ymir to a fancy restaurant for supper; The two walked back and forth from beginning to end and back and forth three times, but their eyes always fell on each other's faces inadvertently, and they never left each other for a second - they wished they were glued together.

"Xiao Shiyilang, don't cry, the cuckold man is also very honorable - you see how revered the PLA uncle is." Qi Miao didn't forget to give me a blow from time to time.

"yes, are you going to give me the Medal of Honor?" I replied with a wry smile.

"Don't be discouraged, Xiao Shiyilang, there will be a scene for you to come out at that time. I guess Yumir and Pellidon are both types who are not good at expressing their inner feelings, one is arrogant and the other is introverted. Although the relationship between them warmed up quickly, it was impossible for them to make a further breakthrough. That's when our chance came. ”

Lin Yayue analyzed the psychology of Yumir and Pelidon, and the next development is a normal trend, although Yumir and Pelidon are inseparable and follow each other, but they do not make any closer breakthroughs, such as hot kisses, physical contact.

Sure enough, just after midnight, the conversation between Ymir and Pellidon became a little awkward, and the two of them didn't seem to know how to continue to position their relationship, even after the conversation shifted from me to something else.

"The opportunity has come, Allure, Guimei, next...... It's time for the two of you to behave. Lin Yayue said, "We have booked two rooms in the nearby Haoting Hotel, and we have changed the house numbers to the same number, and at the same time, we have also smeared black paint on the reality board of the elevator, covering the left part of the number 8, so that it will look like 3, and then ...... Go ahead and do it! ”

This is Lin Yayue's so-called unwinding of the bell and the plan of the bell man, after her plan was issued, Gu Qingcheng and the ghost sister finally dispatched, although both of them were reluctant, but now they are also on the battlefield.

The first step of the plan is to separate Yumir and Pelidong first, creating an opportunity for Gu Qingcheng and Ghost Sister to insert. This step is the easiest, Yayue directly arranged for two robbers to go out and snatched the women's bags of Pelidon and Ymir on the way, Pelidon and Ymir naturally chased after them, while the two gangsters fled in two ways, and after dropping the women's bag in their hands halfway, Pellidon and Ymir returned along the way, but halfway back they met Gu Qingcheng and Ghost Sister, who had already changed their clothes, so Ymir and Pellidon were successfully separated. But because there is no difference in appearance at all, it is naturally impossible for Pelidon and Ymir to immediately find out that their "good Ji You" has already been dropped.

After the first step is successful, the next plot development is relatively much easier, because the hotel room has already been booked, the ghost sister and Gu Tingcheng naturally put forward a request to go to the hotel to take a bath together, and because of the robbers who sweated a lot, it is naturally difficult to refuse, anyway, they are also people who have no goals in life, so they naturally agreed to go to the hotel. In order to try not to let the four of them meet on the road and cause the operation to be revealed, Lin Yayue also specially arranged for them to take two taxis with different routes twenty minutes apart. The room that Yumir went to was on the 13th floor, and the room that Pelidon went to was on the 18th floor, but because Lin Yayue had someone discredit the 8 on the display board of the hotel elevator in advance, Pelidon still didn't know that he was going to the 18th floor until he got out of the elevator.

Spending the night at the hotel was the second step in the plan, and it was a very successful one.

I'm starting to be impressed by Lin Yayue, her layout, she can almost write mystery novels.

And when you get to the hotel...... The plot of children not suitable for men to stop almost logically began to unfold.

Mandarin duck bath, valentine wine, aphrodisiac potion, erotic underwear, adult toys, aphrodisiac perfume...... All the props that can be used in the hotel between lovers, Lin Yayue has asked people to prepare urgently, just as I was wiping my saliva with interest and staring at the picture on the remote surveillance video tape in the hotel bathroom, the voice of the love expert advisory group suddenly came:

"Since the next picture is not suitable for children, for the sake of the physical and mental health of minors, we will temporarily carry out black screen processing. Viewers who want to watch the intermediate clip are requested to register and download the abridged version on our paid website. ”

Then, the foggy bathroom scene went black in an instant.

There was a sigh in the background, and I, who lived in the command room of the military region, silently glanced at the tissue in the corner.

And Lin Yayue, who was in the command room, was holding a notebook and watching the whole process, looking at her look with relish, I couldn't help but step forward and snatch it:

"Hey, show me too, don't be so stingy."

Lin Yayue suddenly stuck out her tongue and moved the notebook behind her back, looked at me with a wicked smile and said:

"No, male."

As he spoke, he shook his hair and gave me a beautiful back. And I silently glanced at the tissue in the corner.

It took a difficult two hours for the picture on the notebook to return to its original state, and when I rushed to the notebook, there was nothing but a bubbling bathtub and a drifting mist.

"You're looking frustrated." Lin Yayue smiled and pushed her shoulder on my chest, revealing a meaningful and playful smile.

"Your expression is very hyperthyroid." I looked at Lin Yayue and replied, Lin Yayue suddenly smiled and bent her eyebrows. "Don't talk about this! How has the plot developed, and how happened to Allure and the ghost girl? ”

"Don't worry, everything is going well!" Lin Yayue patted me on the shoulder and said, then she handed over the notebook, the picture had jumped from the bathroom to the bed, the pictures of the two rooms of Yumir and Ghost Sister, Pelidong and Gu Qingcheng were surprisingly synchronized, and the four of them were already lying on the bed, covered with a white quilt, with a blush on their faces, and then ...... Hug each other and kiss each other!

"Meow, this development ...... It's too fast, isn't it? ”

"I gave them some special invigorating wine - Shaoxing old wine." Lin Yayue said with satisfaction, "And the layout of the room and the perfume also have a subtle infectious effect, although they are not the main thing, but it seems that they can indeed play a role as a catalyst." Hey, hey, hey. "I saw a long-lost evil smile on Lin Yayue's face. This woman who seems to be well-read and gentle is actually extremely dark and crazy inside, and I felt this way at the beginning.

What happened in the next two rooms was unbearable for me to look at, and I saw Pellidon, who had fought in the bathroom and in bed, with a sparkling saliva in his mouth, his cheeks crimson, and even his eyes blurred.

At this time, Gu Qingcheng suddenly proposed: "I'm a little thirsty, can you help me go to the convenience store downstairs to buy some drinks?" ”

This is a signal, that is, to give Pelidon out of the room, sure enough, Pelidon agreed without hesitation, and at the same time, the ghost girl in the room on the 18th floor also took the initiative to buy a cold drink for Ymir and took the initiative to leave the room. The scene between Gu Tingcheng and the ghost sister ended here, and then took the elevator back to the 13th floor with a cold drink, and she naturally didn't know that the room she entered was actually the room where Yumir was.

At this point, the third step of Lin Yayue's plan has finally been successfully completed, and after this physical entanglement, it is conceivable that the relationship between the two women has instantly warmed up to a peak that cannot be looked up to.