Ymir lifted Erlang's legs, spun the silver fork in his hand dexterously, and said with a smile:

"Oh, you want me to be there for you all the time, don't you? Okay, but I'm very demanding of the people who want to be with me. Unless you're the best man in the world, you're not qualified to be by my side. How do you prove that you are the best man in the world? ”

I was stunned for a moment and said:

"Then tell me, how do you want me to prove it?"

Ymir smiled lightly and said:

"Humans in general are not qualified to be by my side. So if you want to prove that you are extraordinary, you have to prove four things. First, you are indeed the richest man in the world. Second, you are indeed the most powerful man in the world. Third, you have to prove that you are the most handsome man in the world. Fourth, you have to prove that you are the man who loves me the most in this world. If you do these four things, I will promise you that I will always be by your side. ”

I sighed in my heart that it was not good, but it had come to this point, and there was no way out. I smiled and said:

"It's so easy to prove these four things, don't the posters everywhere prove that I am the richest, most powerful, and most popular handsome man in the world? As for the fourth point, then it doesn't need to be proven, right? Look for who in this world loves you more than me? If I could find it, I would kill myself on the spot! ”

Ymir picked up a silver plate on the dining table and pointed to a little girl passing by, and said:

"Do you want it?"

The little girl's eyes widened and she said:

"I want to!"

"Then say you love me more than anyone else in the world."

"I love you more than anyone else in the world - sister, can you give me a silver plate?" The little girl said happily.

Ymir touched the little girl's head, gave her the silver plate as a gift, then turned to look at me with a smile and said:

"See? As long as I have money, anyone will say that the person who loves me the most in this world, how can you prove it? ”

I kept a smile and maintained a graceful posture, and said:

"Hehe, that's a pretty fresh statement. What if I can't prove it? ”

"Then ......" Yumir paused, and then his eyes suddenly froze, "just disappear from my eyes forever, roll as far as you want, don't let me see you again." ”

"But you personally promised me to go out of the mountain." I said as I munched on a blueberry.

"I only promised you to go out of the mountain, but I didn't promise to be with you all the time. Where to go after leaving the mountain, that's my freedom. Ymir said unceremoniously.

"Tut-tut, the frost beauty is really hard to deal with. This time, Xiao Shiyi Lang hit the big iron plate. This Ymir is really a fast and difficult bark, very fine. Qi Miao, who had a big mouth, said worriedly.

"Oops, I remember, Yumir seems to have heard the story of Kaguya from that village girl last night, and her mind was polluted, and it's really a big trouble now......" Hu Shubao slapped his thigh on the side and howled.

I wiped the beads of sweat from my thighs as I tapped the table and said with a smile:

"Interestingly, people all over the world can prove that I am the richest, most powerful, and most handsome person in the world, and this kind of thing that even Martians know, there is no need to prove it, you just go to the side of the road and find a three-year-old child, and he will tell you who is the richest in the world."

Ymir stroked her fingernails carefully, without looking at me, and chuckled:

"Then I can't do that much. If you're really good enough, you should be smart enough to find a way to prove these four things. If I can't tell me the fact that you are the richest, most powerful, most handsome, and most loving man, then, between us, so be it, there is no need to meet again for a second time. Mr. Chairman of the Family Planning Commission. ”

Beads of sweat the size of beans crawled on my body, and I felt the momentum of the mountain rain coming. This Yumir...... It's tougher than any woman I've ever seen.

I quietly looked at it and smiled:

"But this is not accurate, maybe you have already recognized it in your heart, if you insist on not admitting it, won't I also get recognition? After all, I don't know what's going on in your mind. ”

Yumir said with a cold face:

"I don't care so much about that. A man who can make me recognize naturally has the ability to make me admit it on my lips. ”

I was utterly defeated. And the other end of the headset also remembered the call of the team of love experts:

"Crisis, big crisis! Xiao Shiyi Lang is in an unprecedented crisis! Yu Mier has set unprecedented harsh conditions, can Xiao Shiyi Lang attack it? Let's go ahead with an ad! ”

As soon as Yumir's words came out, the next atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, although Yumir and I were still having Chinese food together, but the atmosphere was much stiffer, I tried to show off my wealth in front of Yumir, but Yumir just shook her head, looking at her as if she didn't go in, obviously deliberately not giving me a loophole, it seems that I can only find Lin Yayue and them to discuss the next countermeasures.

Probably Lin Yayue and I have a heart, just when I was meditating, my mobile phone rang, I saw that it was Lin Yayue's phone, my heart was overjoyed, and I picked it up casually, and then a female voice sounded inside:

"Hello sir, I am the customer service of Taobao online store. We have already repaired the inflatable doll you sent back to you, and I hope you will not ravage her so brutally next time. Please check your delivery. ”

I was stunned for a moment, and turned to look at Ymir and saw that she was looking at me with a strange look.

"That...... I'll take care of the delivery! You eat slowly! Haha, hahaha! I hurriedly turned around and ran out of the restaurant and ran out of a motorhome outside.

Lin Yayue was already waiting in the RV, and when I saw her, I jumped directly into the RV, panting and saying:

"Are you calling to scare me to death!?"

Lin Yayue stuck out her tongue, and said with a playful smile in her elegance: "I thought about it temporarily, since it's a courier, you have to pretend to be real, otherwise it won't be good for Yumir to think that you are having an affair, right?" ”

"Then you can also send some brain platinum, sanitary napkins or something, right? …… Forget it, don't talk about that, in short, this time it's really hit the iron plate, this Ymir's aura is really not ordinary and intimidating, it's simply an unattainable ice

Mountain, as soon as she came from the countryside to the city, her true nature was exposed. ”

Lin Yayue handed me a towel, I wiped my forehead, and sat in the RV to calm down.

"Don't worry, this should be expected. Isn't Gu Tingcheng also such a character? Lin Yayue said softly, "Let's think of countermeasures together......"

"Want to take a countermeasure? To become the richest man, the most powerful man, the most handsome man in the world, and to prove that I love her the most, is this kind of thing something that people can do? She might as well go and pluck the stars for her. I was discouraged.

"That's not the point." Lin Yayue narrowed her eyes and said, "Whether you can do it or not is not the point, but that Yumir will say these words to you, which proves that she is really not interested in you at all...... This is strange, it stands to reason that if Ymir is really that kind of money-worshipping woman, she won't be uninterested in you...... It's weird, it's weird. Lin Yayue tilted her head and began to think hard.

"Let's ask Faye Wong and them." I connected the communication with Faye Wong and them, and Faye Wong and them are arguing into a hot pot of porridge at the moment.

"Sister Allure, it's about the safety of the earth and the universe, you can open the golden mouth and teach the secret recipe!" Qi Miao's voice came from the other end of the communicator.

"Yes, heroine, it's up to you to save the world. Sister Allure, just say, how can you like a boy? What kind of boy do you like? Say it, say it. Hu Shubao's voice also sounded, "That's right, I'll invite you to eat Malatang." ”

Lin Yayue and I listened attentively, but soon Gu Qingcheng's half-pushed voice came back, and the content also disappointed me very much.

"Don't ask me...... Actually, I don't know. Okay, right? Gu Qingcheng's voice came.

"Nani!? Not even clear to yourself? Sister Allure, have you never been tempted by any man? You are the most noble and glamorous among us, and you pursue the most men, unlike Sister Faye Wong, men run around when they see her. Qi Miao shouted, and then there was a scream.

"It's really not...... No. Allure's voice was a little resolute, "It's just not." ”

"Then Sister Allure, if you were looking for someone, what type would you be looking for?" Hu Shubao asked a different question.

"Probably the same as Ymir, no money, no power, no power, no excellence, I might as well have a dog." Gu Qingcheng is concise and clear.

Lin Yayue and I glanced at each other helplessly, it seems that there is really no second solution now.

Lin Yayue took a deep breath and said, "Then do it!" There are still four and a half days left, and you must make Xiao Shiyi Lang the richest, most powerful and most handsome man in the world! Hum hum hum, this kind of thing, it's hard for me, a genius screenwriter, hum hum, hehe! Lin Yayue crossed her waist and began to laugh, but compared to her previous elegance, she seemed a little out of shape, and felt a little insane because of too much stimulation.

"Yayue, I finally believe that the leopard in the forest is your grandfather now." I said with a thumbs up to Masatsuki.

Lin Yayue finally calmed down and said:

"By the way, although Yumir's side is not going very well, I have good news for you. Pelidon's side is going quite well, and last night, Pelidon's candle was burning candles and praying for you, Xiao Shiyilang. It seems that maybe Pelidon's side will be the first to succeed. ”

I was slightly stunned, and then breathed a sigh of relief, my clenched fist was slightly released, and I felt a little more confident in my heart.

In any case, these days are not in vain. After that, I took a look at the Book of Worlds, and unfortunately the progress bar still hasn't gone up much, not even 50 percent, which can be said to indicate that Ymir's favorability has not changed much at all, and the slight increase is all Pellidon's.

In order to achieve the four conditions offered by Yumir in the fastest time, after the end of the lunch, I have no time to continue to be by Yumir's side, since she will not have emotional fluctuations when she is by her side, it is better to prove that she is first.

So one afternoon, I gave Yumir a black card and asked her to wander around the city by herself to swipe the card, in Lin Yayue's words, Yumir is not familiar with the city after all, Xiao Bie is newlywed, and the temporary departure can also make Yumir miss me a little more.

In just one afternoon, a lot of photo albums about me, the world's top male stars, Playboy ranking magazines, and Forbes' list in recent years were quickly released. In the evening, I threw a large stack of magazine materials in front of Ymir, and said triumphantly:

"See, Concubine You? This is the Forbes list of the world's richest people for the past decade, and I have always been the number one. ”

"And this, this, this is my World Beauty Male Grade 10 Certificate, Playboy Black Belt Recognition Certificate, Handsome Guy Graduation Certificate, the death toll of women who were fascinated by my handsomeness, the Oscar Most Beautiful Actor trophy photo, the winner of the Twenty Years in a row - I have been holding it soft since I was still wearing diapers."

"And this, this is a picture of me shaking hands with the leaders of various countries, do you see this chimpanzee? He was President Barack Obama, and now he's my little brother. And this bald head, he is Russian President Vladimir Putin, and now one of my servants. Also, do you see the conference table at the United Nations? I'm the chief who puts the pod on the conference table! "I pointed to the documents that proved my high position and presented them to Ymir. Then, I quickly turned on the TV again, and the video of the President of the United States sticking out his tongue and putting the soles of my feet on the soles of my feet was being played on the TV, of course, and the faces were forcibly photoshopped.

"How? Concubine You, you just admit me, hahahaha! "In order to plan these magazines and videos, Lin Yayue has worked hard, and I can't live up to their hard work.

Ymir just silently sucked the iced coffee in the straw, looked at me with a smile and said:

"It doesn't count."

I was stunned and said:

"Why doesn't that count? These magazines are the most authoritative magazines in the world! Will there be any fakes? ”

Ymir sneered and said:

"Because I don't know about these magazines. So how do I know if you're lying to me? To prove that you are the richest, most powerful and most handsome man, take some real action. Yumir's words immediately poured cold water on me, and now it seems that Yumir has made up his mind to be with me. This is definitely not a good momentum. If Ymir still can't be attacked by the seventh day, then she will turn back into a monster, and no one will be able to stop her.

"What should I do, this Ymir is simply determined to pay the bill." Qi Miao was so anxious that she turned around.

"But this Yumir's personality is indeed exactly the same as Sister Allure, Sister Allure is also the kind of woman who will never break her word once she says it, although Yumir will not admit it now, but if Xiao Shiyilang really does it, she will definitely not break her word, and she will definitely accompany Xiao Shiyilang." Hu Shubao said.

"Don't worry, the mountain people have their own clever plans, hehehehe, let me Faye Wong save the world this time." Faye Wong's wild laughter came, and then, the door of the restaurant opened suddenly, and four men dressed in kimonos, wiping honey lips and eyeliner, strode in, with serious faces.

When I walked up to me, four men suddenly reported to themselves:

"My name is drunk and rich! It's Xiao Shiyilang's childhood sweetheart! ”

"My name is Drunken Friend Quan Li! It's Xiao Shiyilang's fingertips for marrying the horse! ”

"My name is Drunken Shuai Cry! It's a lover who has a baby kiss with Xiao Shiyilang! ”

"My name is drunk and loves me! It's Xiao Shiyilang's betrothed lover in the afterlife! ”

"The four of us, named the fourth son of the drunken family, Xiao Shiyilang, are our men!"

As he spoke, the four sons of the drunken family looked resolute, and without much nonsense, they raised their ID cards in front of Yumir.

I looked at the fourth son of the drunken family, and then turned my head to look at Yumir and said with a lewd smile:

"How's this going? I've proven that I'm the richest, the most powerful, the most handsome, and the man who loves you the most! Concubine You, you still don't admit me obediently, huh? Hahahaha......"

Just when I was moved by Faye Wong's wit, who knew that Yu Mier turned the gin glass on the table unhurriedly and said with a smile:

"Okay, since you say so, then I can also say that what I promised was to follow a person called 'you' instead of you Xiao Shiyilang, please find someone named 'you'."

Yumir's simple and rude words gave me a heavy blow again, and in the earphones, I heard the frustration screams from Faye Wong.

I smirked and said, "Actually...... My name is 'Mud'! How's that, didn't expect it? ”

Ymir laughed:

"There are so many of you in the world, who said it has to be you?"

Yumir's scoundrel level is comparable to that of a lewd uncle, and I was completely defeated again, and without waiting for me to say more, Yumir dumped me with the words "I'm tired of shopping, I'll go back if I don't arrange a place to stay".

Yumir went back to the top hotel I had arranged for her alone, and after I left the restaurant in despair, I met with Lin Yayue, who was waiting outside with an anxious face. As soon as I saw Lin Yayue, I got straight to the point:

"Yayue, I lost, the earth is not saved."

Lin Yayue sighed lightly, straightened my face, looked directly at me, and said:

"Don't be discouraged, look into my eyes, aren't everyone all right? Don't give up, you can do it, Shishilang, there are still four days, take your time......" Yayue's eyes were also a little gloomy, but seeing her warm eyes like water, the frustration in my heart suddenly dissipated a little, and an inexplicable emotional impulse brewed in my heart, seeing Lin Yayue holding my face, feeling the delicate feeling of her warm hand touching my face, looking at her beautiful eyes, I suddenly hugged her into my arms!

Lin Yayue screamed softly, and before she could retreat, she was pressed into my arms, she grabbed my arm, kept the last inch of distance from me, and said with a complicated look in her eyes:

"Don't be like this, Xiao Shiyilang...... Everybody, they're all watching. As I spoke, as soon as I turned my head, I saw six heads coming out of the corner, Faye Wong, Qi Miao, Gu Tingcheng, Hu Shubao, Ghost Sister, and Hua Xiaolazy all looked at me and Lin Yayue in a daze, and Qi Miao immediately booed.

"Yayue, I'm ......" I hurriedly let go of Lin Yayue, my cheeks were hot.

"Today's weather is good, ahaha." Faye Wong squinted at the black and oppressive clouds in the sky.

"yes, the birds are cute too." Qi Miao touched a piece of bird feces above her head.

Only then did I remember that I had arrived in Nanjing, and Faye Wong and the others were all spying on Pelidon's side before, so we would naturally make peace.

"Ahem! I have sand in my eyes, I hope Yayue will blow it for me, don't think about it! …… Everyone's here, how is Pelidon? I was busy changing the topic, and I saw that Lin Yayue had already turned her face away, arranging her hair, and didn't dare to look directly at me.

"Still, okay...... Haha, speaking of Pelidon, that's a big progress, she really believes Yayue's words, and she is already planning to go out tonight to burn incense and pray at the place where Xiao Shiyi Lang had your car accident! It's your time to show off your charms! Faye Wong raised her arms and shouted, but her overly excited eyes seemed a little unnatural.

The first wave of the strategy on Ymir's side came to an end with a failure for the time being.

Lin Yayue and Faye Wong took me to the military vehicle, and due to the urgency of time, we rushed directly to the venue where I had a date with Pei Lidong yesterday without saying a word.

It was nearly nine o'clock when I arrived at the rendezvous place, and I saw a ghostly figure dressed in white from afar, and when I looked closely, it was really Pelidon, and I saw her walking aimlessly up and down the road, and she really looked like a wandering ghost.

"Look, people can't forget you, hurry up, go and stage a good show of unfinished love!" Lin Yayue pushed me out of the military vehicle, and I fell from the prince to the mortal dust at once, and turned back into that unlucky bastard, wearing the same costume as I did at the scene of the car accident yesterday.

I sneaked up from behind towards the ghost girl, who was crouching in the place where I had been in a car accident yesterday, with a candle in the place where my blood remained, and praying with my eyes closed.

"Hey, Sister Dong!"

I suddenly jumped out from behind Pelidon, and she jumped up from the ground in fright, looking at me with a look of horror.

"You...... You ......" Pellidon looked at me stunned, his eyes wide.

"Sister Dong, I'm back again! I am back! I'm seeing you again, great! I smiled silly, and then threw myself into Pelidon's arms with a runny nose, "I thought I would never see you again, Sister Dong, woo woo woo ......"

Peliton was held in my arms, and the whole person froze, as if I had seen a ghost, in fact, in her eyes, I was really a ghost.

I hugged her for a few minutes before I left with a smile on my face, and Pellidon, looking me up and down, muttered to himself:

"Visible ...... Apparitions? Are you human, or are you ...... Ghost? ”

I deliberately bowed my head in frustration and said:

"I guess I'm still a ghost...... I was originally called by Lord Yama to report, but Lord Yama and his old man told me that there is another person on the earth who has been praying for me, hoping that I will go to see her, so he kindly asked me to come back to see you. I've been wondering who that person is, it turns out to be you, Sister Dong! Sister Dong, you are so good to me, I never want to leave you again! ”

Peliton looked at me with some embarrassment:

"What about you...... Will you still go? ”

I bowed my head and said:

"I don't know...... Lord Yama said that if the people on earth don't care for me, they will recall me, I'm so afraid...... Sister Dong, I don't want to go, I don't want to leave you, let me stay with you all the time, okay? ”

Pelidon's dark eyes were obscured by bangs, and I just watched her quietly, saliva squirming in my throat, waiting for her reply.

Then, Pelidon nodded slightly.

"Hooray! Banzai! Banzai! ”

My heart suddenly exploded, dancing and shouting, I hugged Pelidon with tears in my eyes, and the congratulations of the love expert advisory group came from the earphones:

"A big success! Xiao Shiyi Lang received the recognition of Pelidon, and took a huge step! Will he be able to take advantage of the victory? Let's wait and see! ”

When I see Pelidon again, I am also sticking to her like a slug, wherever she goes, I will follow her wherever she goes, we are both stupid, stupid people belong to the world of stupid people, even if we are rejected by the smart people in the world, we can find happiness in our stupid world.

Bought ice cream and stuck each other's faces, bought popcorn and blew up the popcorn machine, bought Coke and sprayed each other, although they were all wet but extremely happy, they accidentally dispersed in the crowd and walked around the house and bumped each other's foreheads together. When I was buying roast chicken, a sneeze blew all over my face. In the end, even I couldn't tell whether I was really stupid or pretending, because I felt like I was really getting more and more stupid.

However, it doesn't feel bad to be a happy fool.

"Hold on to Xiao Shiyilang, Pelidon's favorability is gradually rising, although it is very slow, but it can still be seen!" Lin Yayue cheered me on remotely.

"Next is to go to the cinema to watch the midnight ghost movie, we have already chosen the theme, "People and Ghosts Are Not Over", Pelidon has a special affection for zombies and ghosts, which can give you extra points. We'll add sleeping pills to the drinks in the cinema, and when she's asleep, you'll leave for a while, and we'll end up with today's strategy, and we'll start playing bigger tomorrow, and it's better to let you and Pellidon's sleep. ”

"Up,?" I was drinking a sports drink and almost shouted those two words out loud.

"A woman being able to give her body for a man is the last step in love, and as long as you do that, you have succeeded. Especially a conservative personality like Pellidon...... Well, come on. By the way, Ymir's side is also in check, and we have already found other men to pursue her. ”

"Other men? Do you want to cancel my strategy mission for Ymir? I asked as I turned around sly.

"Of course not, we're looking for those scumbags who behave very badly and have a very poor character, and they deliberately annoy Yumir, after all, there is a high price if there is a comparison." Lin Yayue said softly, "Come on, you have to give it a try." ”

I understand Lin Yayue's behavior, and then I took the initiative to take Pelidon's "inadvertently" won the lottery ticket to watch a movie for free, entered the cinema, and then chartered the movie again, because it was a ghost movie, and it was also a charter, the whole venue was close to me and Pelidon, surrounded by the cold air from the swish, the fingers of the two of us always touched each other unintentionally.

"Sister Dong, you are so stupid to watch the men and women in the movie, why are they stripped naked in bed, hehe?" When I saw some inappropriate pictures for children, I deliberately pretended to be stupid and stunned to attract the attention of Pelidon.

“…… I—I don't know......" To these embarrassing questions, Pellidon replied a little shyly.

As the time dragged on, and two o'clock was approaching, I went out and asked for a Coke for Pellidon, adding a sleeping potion for her to drink, and by that time, the movie was nearing its end.

I looked at the scene in the cinema with a handful of snot and tears, and said:

"Sister Dong, why do you say that God is so cruel, why don't you let the hero and heroine be together? Sister Dong, do you think I can go to heaven like Sam? I'm so stupid, will God not want me? ”

Pelidon turned her face, and I saw that she was also in tears, and said in a thin voice:

“…… No...... Then think, going to heaven, you will ...... Stay......"

Speaking of this, Pelidon's voice quickly became softer, I saw that her eyelids had begun to fight, and before she could finish her words, she leaned into my arms and fell asleep, I gently put down Pelidon, looked at the time, no more, no less, exactly two o'clock, so I sneaked out of the movie theater, and met Lin Yayue and them in the back street of the movie theater.

"Actor level! Well done, Xiao Shiyilang! Faye Wong was holding a large pot of spicy tang in her hand, and gave me a thumbs up while eating.

"Don't talk about it, I'm starving." I snatched the spicy hot from Faye Wong's hand and hissed it. "Pelidon's side is really going well, it seems that simple personality is good. I just don't know what to do on Yumir's side? Speaking of Yayue, aren't you looking for a scumbag to attack Ymir, what is the result? ”

Lin Yayue ate cantaloupe helplessly and said:

"Hey, don't mention it, the scumbag just handed over the love letter, Yumir directly held the paper and covered his mouth and ran to the toilet and refused to come out, and when the people left, Yumir came out and looked at the back of the 200 kilograms of people who left and patted his chest and gasped."

Qi Miao patted me on the shoulder and comforted me:

"It's a good thing, this at least shows that Xiao Shiyilang, you still have a lot of weight in Yumir's heart. At least it's much better than that scumbag! ”

I looked at the photos of the so-called scumbags that Qi Miao handed me, and said:

"yes...... Are you talking about this chin pointed enough to kill, or this 200-kilogram humanoid self-propelled burger? ”

"It's all the same, your advantage is there anyway." Qi Miao said with a big grin.

"But the fundamental problem is still not solved, this Ymir is a seamless egg, how can we bite a crack?" Faye Wong frowned.

I looked at the screenwriter Yayue and asked:

"Yayue, do you have any good ideas?"

Lin Yayue spread her hands and said with a bitter face: "It's difficult." I've been thinking about it for the past few days, and I still can't think of it. The screenwriters' team has already started to strike, saying that Ymir's bone is too difficult to gnaw, and they will stop doing it, so let's end it with scattered flowers. ”

"End of scattered flowers?" Lin Yayue's last sentence suddenly woke me up and made my brain flutter.

"What's wrong, what do you think?" Lin Yayue looked at me seriously and asked.

"Hmm...... I'm thinking, Yayue, why don't we just come and play a big ticket. "I've settled on the way of God.

"A big vote?" Lin Yayue's eyes widened with some curiosity.

"Yes, let's ...... Let's play a heavenly girl scattering flowers. I blinked.

Lin Yayue's expression became strange, I stepped forward and told Lin Yayue my plan, Lin Yayue looked at me in surprise and said:

"This ...... Can it really be useful? ”

I also said helplessly:

"This is to prevent Ymir from cheating, if it doesn't even work to do this, then I really can't think of any other way, I admit it."

Lin Yayue hesitated for a moment, then gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, then let's do it, but the time is a little tight, this requires the mobilization of the national strength of the entire country, I will contact you." Xiao Shiyilang, Yumir's side will be handed over to you to make an appointment. ”

I nodded, gave a military salute, and said:

"Order!"

After a full seven hours of rest, I found the hotel where Yumir was, and when I knocked on the door of Yumir's room, Yumir suddenly raised his chin in solitude, revealing a mocking sneer:

"What's the matter, it's time to surrender?"

Without saying a word, I pushed open the door of Yumir's room, strode to the edge of the bed and sat down, crossed Erlang's legs, and said:

"Surrender? I have come this time to announce something. ”

"Announcing one thing?" Ymir raised an eyebrow. "Tell me?"

I circled my chest and said:

"I'm here this time to tell you, Concubine You, I've already divorced you. You are not worthy of me. ”

Yumir's face instantly turned cold, but soon the corners of her mouth curled up again:

"Divorce me? Some people's skin is really rougher than cowhide, which mouth have I promised you? ”

I smiled and rubbed my white-gloved fingers and said:

"I can't say yes, I'm just here to show you this fact. With my status and qualifications, how could a woman like you get into my eyes? I'm just having a break with you countrymen. However, while I'm not interested in you, I'm not the kind of person who casually makes others look down on me. You said that you want me to prove to you that I am wealthy, powerful, and handsome, okay, I will prove it to you, so that you can keep your eyes open and take a good look. ”

Ten minutes later, a helicopter landed directly on the square of the International Hotel, I asked Ymir to follow me into the helicopter, and then we went directly to the airfield of the air base, the Boeing 787 transferred from the Boeing Civil Aircraft Group (BCA) overnight was already ready to be present, and the Boeing 787 was also present with 20 H-6K bombers and nearly 1,000 Chinese J-6 all-weather supersonic fighters composed of fighter groups, in the military field, China's 4,000 J-6s have all been withdrawn from the Air Force, and now is the most suitable time to carry out my next plan.

I led Ymir to a J-6 fighter jet, where three 30 mm guns were mounted on the left and right wings and the lower right side of the nose, with a total load of more than 200 rounds, and a 250-kilogram explosive pack under the wing. I had one of the military agents open one of the quarter-ton explosives bags, revealing the contents of the explosives bag in front of Ymir.

The moment the explosives package was opened, piles of paper spilled out like a flood, and they were mountains of dollars.

I glanced at Ymir, who was in the same place, and said, "I'm not here to show off my wealth, I'm just trying to tell you that I have enough money to turn the poorest country in the world into the richest." Turn the world's poorest people into the richest. ”

Ymir looked at me in silence, and then followed me to the passenger plane, which quickly took off, and the group of nearly 1,000 J-6 supersonic fighters also set sail after my passenger plane took off, following us like a wild goose moving south.

My destination was Africa, and after a three-hour voyage, at noon our supersonic airliner crossed more than 5,000 kilometers of air route and reached above the southeastern border of Zimbabwe in southern Africa.

The voice of the Air Force special pilot from the J-6 came from the communication plane:

"Mr. Xiao Shiyilang: The fighter unit of our air force has entered the airspace of Zimbabwe and has obtained the right to use the airspace from the Zimbabwean government.

"Exactly." I replied simply.

"Yes, the whole army is ready to drop strategic ammunition packs...... Three, two, one! Release! ”

The voice of the chief pilot came from inside the telecommunications plane, and I sat down in the seat and nodded my chin out of the porthole of the airliner, signaling Ymir to look straight down.

The next moment, a large number of fighters roared and lowered their altitude and circled towards the city below, and then they made a vertical leap in unison, and the momentum was thunderous and straight into the sky, and before Yumir could react, the fighters below collectively came to a small radius to circle and maneuver, and the situation was like a beautiful air ballet spinning; Followed by a low-altitude and high-speed clearance, the roar of the wind and lightning made the people of the city below raise their heads and look at the sky above in shock, they don't understand what happened today, is it Thor's anger? Just when people were shocked, the fighter plane came to a low-altitude and low-speed clearance, like a huge Kunpeng, walking leisurely in the air; The last action was an emergency drop in the air, and all the strategic ammunition packages were opened in unison, showing a semi-arc in the clear blue sky, leaving a magnificent silver dragon...... All the strategic ammunition packs exploded in mid-air, like a goddess scattering flowers, and the large canopy of paper and pen scattered in the air, like a rain of money falling towards the earth below.

"Delivered." Five minutes later, the chief pilot's debriefing was heard. "The quota is $50 billion." The amount of one ton of banknotes is about 87 million, and the amount of thousands of fighters when they are launched at the same time naturally reaches tens of billions.

"Yes, continue to the next stop." I replied lightly, then handed Yumir a tablet showing people looking up at the sky from Harare, the capital of Zimbabwe, which were of course filmed live by foreign journalists who had been arranged there in advance.

From the angle below, the sky has been covered with flying paper money, it is like a cloud of money over the city, and it has been flying for several kilometers before landing, and the trajectory pulled out in the whole process is quite long, and it is also quite shocking.

Ymir stared at the live stream on the tablet, his eyes unblinking.

The people in the city center had already become a mess, and when the first people found that it was not waste paper that had fallen to the ground, but dollars, everyone began to loot like crazy, chasing the rain of money in the sky like mad dogs, and running and shouting like a father day by day, with a fiery and excited light in their eyes. Some people even knelt directly on the ground, grabbed a lot of money in their hands, and began to kowtow to the sky to thank them.

"Others say that spending money is like earth, I let you see and understand, what is it called spending gold like rain." I chuckled.

The warplanes moved in a northwesterly direction, making a narrow arc around the Earth's sphere, and successively swept past the poorest countries in Africa: the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Liberia, Burundi, Somalia, Niger, Eritrea, Sierra Leone, and ......

The live broadcast scenes were fed back to the Internet and played through the tablet, and finally displayed in front of Yumir.

"This is the IMF news just now, the 20 poorest countries in Africa received my air donations, and the treasury funds instantly exceeded 20 trillion, surpassing the total GPD value of the United States to reach the first place in the world." I handed Yumir the pre-prepared footage of the nonsense, and Yumir watched in silence at the news and the crazy rush for paper money on the ground in the city, not saying a word, her lips closed.

"Let's take a look at an explosive international news, the world's richest man Xiao Shiyi Lang launched gratuitous international aid to the poorest 20 countries in Africa, with a total amount of 20 trillion US dollars......

This is the case in all the news, no matter which station you jump to. At that time, those banknotes were not real, most of them were props prepared in advance, fake money and even fake money was not even considered waste paper, because it was impossible to prepare so much money in one night, but there was naturally some real money mixed in these fake money, and the reason why African black friends were so excited was, of course, because they grabbed the real money mixed with fake money.

Ymir looked at the news on the tablet, although her face did not change, but her eyes had begun to ripple slightly, but I saw that the corners of her mouth still curled up a flirtatious smile, as if she didn't care. This kind of smile had also appeared when she was cheating before, but the next news report suppressed Yumir's smile back.

“…… Because of this international rescue, Xiao Shiyilang, the richest man in the world, declared bankruptcy, and all his assets were squandered in this rescue, but his humanitarian spirit won the support and support of all international people, and he moved the whole world, and on this day, the world shed tears for him. ”

Ymir looked up at me and said coldly:

"You gave away all your money?"

I dig my nails and don't care about the tunnel:

"So what? I'm rich, I'm capricious. ”

Ymir's eyes narrowed, but he didn't say a word.

I smiled and folded my hands, supported my chin, squinted out the window, and said:

"A truly rich person is not just satisfied with having money, a real rich person can make people all over the world become rich. This is the true meaning of the rich. ”

Ymir's face froze, as if she had been caught in an extremely long struggle of thoughts, and she stared at me with a deep breath between her noses, and she could see that she was tempted to say anything about my actions, but when she saw a skinny old African woman who was blind in one eye on crutches and laughed tears after receiving the dollars, revealing her toothless mouth, she sighed and said:

"This game, you win."

I smiled and said:

"What does it mean to win the first game? In the next two games, I was still bound to win. ”

Ymir looked at me coldly, then raised a cold smile and said, "Think beautifully." Do you have the ability to show me now? ”

I confidently said:

"That's all for today, and tomorrow, I will naturally prove to you that I am the most powerful man in the world. Call it a day! ”

At my command, the fighter formation slowly turned around and began to return home along the predetermined trajectory. Some of the fleet landed at airports in nearby countries due to fuel problems and waited for refills, but that's a story for another time.

When I returned to Nanjing, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, because I was in a hurry, I didn't even have time to eat dinner, but fortunately, Lin Yayue took this into account in advance and prepared compressed food for me on the plane, and I went out of the gangway after eating some dates in front of Yumir, but at the moment when I got out of the cabin, I suddenly felt a feeling of dizziness in my brain, and the whole world was spinning, and then I felt a hot nose, and subconsciously reached out to wipe it, I was stunned.

The palms of my hands are full of blood!

Don't say it's me, even Ymir on the side froze in place.

"You...... Bleeding? ”

"I ...... It's okay. It's just on fire. Drink two pots of Wang Laoji to extinguish the fire. I hurriedly wiped my nosebleed, pretended to be fine, and swaggered down the gangway.