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Luo Cripple was standing in the courtyard, and lying next to him was his father who pretended to "lost his soul".

The two pit things, one old and one young, confronted me like this.

Luo Cripple looked at me defiantly with a mocking smile on his face. I could even feel that he was sneering in his heart and said, "My father didn't lose his soul at all, I see how you can summon a soul?!" ”

The panda was confident in me, but Big Yellow Fang was a little flustered.

He walked behind me and whispered: "Brother Yang, this old guy is just pretending at all, he is fine, and his soul has not been lost, how do you summon a soul?" ”

I smiled lightly and whispered, "Don't worry, I know he hasn't lost his soul, but I have a way to fix him." ”

Big Yellow Fang knew that I had the means, so he stopped worrying about it and walked to the back gently.

And his second aunt and second uncle, as well as the little cousin who had just entered high school, was receiving an advanced education, and was an atheist, stood next to each other, looking at me with disbelief.

None of them seem to think I can handle these two scoundrels.

I wasn't in a hurry, sneered, and asked Luo Cripple: "When did your father lose his soul?" ”

Luo lame's eyes rolled: "Two days ago!" ”

This should be the line that their father and son colluded before, and the scammer must have no flaws when he comes out to cheat money, so I will never ask anything in these simple questions.

Luo Cripple seemed quite proud, looked at me with a sneer, one short leg kept trembling, and said smugly: "Young man, I think you should come out to cheat money in a few years." I've seen too many charlatans like you who have been abducted and deceived, and few of them have real skills. Now hurry up and roll up and leave, and save a few people to be embarrassed! ”

I just sneered and said in a deep voice: "Don't talk nonsense, look at it, I'll summon your soul!" ”

Saying this, I shook my shoulders suddenly, and the Night General, who had been standing honestly on my shoulder, suddenly flapped his wings and flew high.

The old bird held back for a long time, and now it is finally able to move, although it does not dare to say human words in front of everyone, but at least it can croak a few times.

As it flew into the air, I winked at it. How clever and cunning the Night General was, it only took one look for him to understand what I meant at once.

The old bird circled and flew towards Luo Cripple's father, circled in front of Luo Cripple's father, and sprinkled several bubbles of bird feces down.

All these bird droppings fell on Luo Cripple's father's face, but unfortunately this old liar was quite dedicated, even if the bird smashed his face, he didn't react at all.

I can't help but admire, Comrade Lao Luo's determination is extraordinary, at first glance, he is a character who has seen strong winds and waves, and the liar is really a master in this role, which is worthy of recognition.

At this moment, the Night General had already turned around and flew back, but I pretended to be mysterious and laughed three times, and said, "It's done, your father's soul has been recalled by me!" ”

Luo lame sneered when he heard this, looked down at his father, and saw that Lao Luo was still lying on the ground, not moving at all, not like a normal person at all.

Luo lame crossed his waist and said, "My father is obviously still lying on the ground, why do you say that his soul has been recalled?" Aren't you cheating? Yes? I'm going to hold you accountable! ”

Big Yellow Tooth and his second aunt's family also panicked, as long as Luo Cripple and his father are so cheeky and don't admit it, we have no way at all...... This matter is simply unsolvable!

However, at this moment, I sneered, pretended to be surprised, and said, "Oops! Just now, I made a mistake and summoned your father's soul to the crow next to me...... Looks like your dad is going to turn into a crow in the future! ”

Speaking of this, everyone was shocked.

General Night has already seen the clue in my eyes, and now he is making a cameo appearance as a cripple and his father.

The big crow croaked and flew into the sky, shouting at the cripple, "Oops! O my son! What's going on? How did I become a crow? ”

"Son! Come and save your father! Your father has become a crow! ”

"My son! This kid is a sorcery that turns your father into a crow! ”

General Night was finally able to speak, of course, to say a good thing. This guy is really immoral enough, and he took advantage of Luo Lame's "my son" with one mouthful.

As soon as the crow spoke, everyone was dumbfounded.

Luo Cripple is stupid.

Big Yellow Tooth is stupid.

The second aunt was stupid.

The second aunt's family is also stupid!

What's the situation? Crows can speak human language? It's simply not possible!

There is only one explanation, that is, Luo Cripple's father's soul is really on the crow's body!

In this way, even Luo Cripple panicked, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to shake the body of Lao Luo lying on the ground, and cried: "Dad! Father! How did you fall for the spell of the demons! How did you become a crow! ”

With such a swing, Lao Luo could no longer pretend to be dead, so he opened his eyes and slapped Luo Lame in the face: "You are stupid!" You've been deceived! What turns into a crow! You're lying on the ground! You idiot! ”

The Night General croaked and flew back to my shoulder, this old fellow, this time it's a good time.

But I still can't reveal the secret that it can actually speak human words, and since Lao Luo opened his mouth, General Ye couldn't open his mouth......

In this way, Lao Luo's treacherous plan was instantly exposed, and Da Huangya and the second aunt's family also stepped forward with a sneer and forced Luo to ask about the sin of the lame man.

Luo Cripple didn't want to admit the fact that he was deceiving, but as soon as he saw a few of us, he naturally became worried in his heart.

Since I can make the crow speak, it is enough to show that I am a great immortal with real skills, although Luo Cripple is a scoundrel, he also knows that in this world, there are some people he can't afford to provoke.

Lao Luo is an old slippery head who knows everything, he saw my hand just now, and instantly admired the five-body throw, and hurriedly pulled his son to me, knelt down respectfully, kowtowed three times in a row, and said: "Thank you Master for summoning spirits!" ”

Actually, I didn't summon spirits, the only thing I did was to see through his tricks, but in order to hide the secret that the night general could speak, I just nodded lightly and said, "You're welcome, just that you don't do more immoral things in the future, and I can guarantee that you will live for another twenty years......"

This is not unfounded, and the tips of the face have also been recorded in the notes of the big treasurer. According to my current physiognomy, I can indeed see that Luo Cripple's father is a long-lived life. But this has nothing to do with whether he does good deeds or not, and the reason why I say this is nothing more than to make him change his ways.

Luo Cripple's father was completely impressed by me, of course he was willing to listen to my words obediently, he quickly knelt on the ground, and said in a low voice: "Thank you for the master's guidance, our two masters will definitely accumulate virtue and do good deeds in the future." ”

I knew that what these scoundrels said was not much different from farting, so I immediately sneered: "No, I won't force you to be good people." It's all your choice. But let me tell you first, if you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you can live up to 90, and if you are deceived and deceived, I am afraid that you will die violently within three years. Whether you want to die or live, it's all up to you. ”

As the saying goes, "It's better to die than to live", this old Luo and Luo cripple must have preferred to be poor and want to live for a few more decades.

The only way to deal with such selfish people is to threaten them, and it is difficult for them to wash their hands without them realizing the serious consequences.

The matter was resolved, and Luo Cripple and his father escaped from the yard of the second aunt. There was a lot of noise just now, but in fact, the neighbors had already quietly peeked at the wall.

The scene where the big crow opened his mouth to speak human words was seen by more than one witness, and they didn't know what to do, and they really thought that I had forcibly transferred Lao Luo's soul to the crow's body.

Since then, my reputation has spread, and the neighbors in the village know that one night, Li Hongju's family invited two young masters with crows, and the masters can summon spirits and use all means to reach the sky.

Of course, this is an afterthought, so I won't talk about it now.

sent away Luo Cripple, of course, the second aunt was indispensable.

I waved my hand and said that we were all friends of Big Yellow Fang, and this little favor was nothing.

The second aunt wanted to stuff us with a few thousand yuan, but I didn't ask for it. This is the money she is going to build a new house, how can we take it?

But after solving the evil neighbors, the snake spirit has not yet landed, and in the blink of an eye, in the early hours of the morning, the village began to quiet.

The panda and I pondered for a while, and we were going to go to the scene where the giant snake appeared. The second aunt pointed us out the location and said that she would take us there, but we didn't let us.

It is more convenient for us to communicate by going by myself, after all, General Night is still quite insightful about this kind of thing.