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Li Hongju is the name of the second aunt of Big Yellow Tooth.

As soon as the second aunt's family heard the sound from the courtyard, their faces all changed.

The second aunt's daughter said timidly: "Mom, it's too bad, Luo Cripple is here again!" ”

Big Yellow Fang raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "This old beast is here to rob again? I'm just going to beat him up, this time I won't cripple his other leg, he still thinks our Li family is easy to bully! ”

The second aunt hurriedly stopped Big Yellow Tooth, and I hurriedly asked Big Yellow Tooth what was going on.

Big Yellow Tooth told us that the person who spoke in the yard was a neighbor, named Luo Cripple, who had always been idle, and he didn't have a serious job when he lived so big, and he lived by receiving a subsistence allowance.

These days, I heard that the second aunt had offended the snake spirit, so this guy thought of a trick, and said that he was possessed by the snake spirit, uncomfortable, dizzy, and wanted the second aunt to be responsible for him and compensate him for a huge amount of medical expenses and mental damages.

In fact, everyone is a neighbor, who doesn't know whose personality it is? As far as Luo Cripple is concerned, Xiao Jiujiu has already been seen by others. But after all, this matter is the second aunt's fault, and for a while, there will be no evidence to say that Luo Lame is blackmailing, so it has become a matter that no one can reason.

This guy Luo Cripple is a scoundrel by nature, and he specially chooses to come to his second aunt's house in the dead of night to mess around, and sincerely doesn't want people to sleep. In addition, he salivates his face, does not eat soft and hard, and was lame because of blackmail, but now it has become even worse and more shameless, which is really a headache......

This matter is indeed very difficult to do, and Big Yellow Fang's "beating him" seems to be the most reasonable solution.

The second aunt was a little afraid, shook her head and said: "Forget it, if you beat him, you will have to fight a lawsuit in the end, and you will have to compensate him for his medical expenses, but it will make him satisfied." ”

Big Yellow Tooth had to give up, but the voice of the lame man in the courtyard came again after a while, rough and rough, his voice was quite loud, and the glass windows began to tremble: "Li Hongju, come out for me!" I want your life! ”

I didn't expect that this guy would even say the words "pay for his life" in order to blackmail. Although he was just a scoundrel, it was not a good idea to let him shout here and there, so I looked at the panda and prepared to go out and have a look.

Big Yellow Fang trusted us, and when he saw that we were going to make a move, he hurriedly followed.

After all, the second aunt's family is a party, so naturally they can't close the door and thank the guests, so they come out together.

Pushing the door out, I saw two people standing outside the door. No, to be precise, it should be a person standing and lying down.

Standing was a middle-aged man, with ragged clothes, a scruffy beard, one leg long and the other short.

And lying on the ground was an old man of sixty or seventy years old, who looked somewhat similar to Luo Cripple, and at a glance he knew that he was a relative of Luo Cripple.

Big Yellow Tooth whispered to me: "This old man is Luo Cripple's father, and when he was young, he was also an idle scoundrel, but now that he is old, he is even more of a pit man, and he often goes to touch porcelain on the highway outside the village." ”

I sneered in my heart, it turned out to be a "father and son soldier in battle". This kind of scoundrel combination can be found anywhere, and I have seen it a lot, so naturally I am not surprised.

When Luo Cripple saw us coming out, he sneered, took two steps forward, pointed at us and said, "Oh? There are quite a lot of people, what do you want to do? Relying on the fact that there are many people to bully our grandfather, right? ”

Big Yellow Fang sneered and asked, "Cripple Luo, what do you want to do?" ”

Luo lame grinned and said, "What for?" I don't care about anything, I just want justice! ”

"Fart, what justice are you asking for?" Big Yellow Tooth said angrily: "Something happened to my second aunt's family, and I caused evil, and it was my second aunt who suffered, what does it have to do with you?" ”

Luo Cripple's eyes glared: "Of course it matters, she provoked Lord Snake Spirit, and now Lord Snake Spirit is already dissatisfied with our entire village, and we, the innocent villagers, are all affected by her!" You know what!? ”

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the second aunt with big yellow teeth turned red. The poor woman, who was already over the age of confusion, sobbed in a low voice: "Cripple Luo, you can't be like this. This time, I accidentally violated the taboo and caused everyone to suffer, but I obviously paid for three rituals in the village, spending tens of thousands of yuan, and the neighbors didn't even have nightmares...... You're coming to the door to ask for an explanation now, aren't you just trying to blackmail money!? ”

Luo Cripple simply sat on the ground, put on a posture of "Lao Tzu and you", and said: "Li Hongju, you must be responsible, you must dare to act, since you have done something wrong, should you bear the consequences?" Well? ”

The second aunt was anxious: "What consequences do I bear?" What consequences do you make me bear? I provoked the snake spirit, what did you lose? Tell me about it? ”

Luo lame sneered when he heard this, and the second aunt seemed to have fallen into his trap.

I saw Luo Cripple pointing to his father lying on the ground, his expression suddenly became sad, and his acting skills were a little exaggerated and cried: "My father is almost seventy years old this year, and he was originally alive and well, but because you provoked the snake spirit, the snake spirit took revenge on the wrong person, found my father, and hooked my father's soul away a few days ago...... The old man is still in a deep coma! You say, should I settle this account with you! ”

As soon as she finished saying this, the second aunt's face turned pale.

How did she not know what was going on? Old man Luo, this is touching porcelain and touching his own home!

Mr. Luo's porcelain touching skills are well-known, and he often hits other people's cars on the highway. This old gentleman's physique is very good, and when he touches porcelain on weekdays, he is three points true and seven points false, even if he is really scratched by a car, he has never been seriously injured. In line with the simple idea of not getting out of the line of fire with minor injuries, Mr. Luo never recuperated even if he was really hit, and took a short rest after the money, and then went on the road again the next day to fight the car......

Can such a physical quality be seduced away by evil spirits? Fools don't believe it, he is lying on the ground now, nothing more than playing a comatose dying old man.

In fact, I can see the clue at a glance.

This old man's face is ruddy and golden, and the heavenly court is full of vitality, where is this person who has been hooked away from his soul, this is a symbol of longevity and longevity!

It is said that good people do not live long, and disasters will last for thousands of years. This old guy really responded to this sentence, judging from my superficial physiognomy skills, this old man is only afraid that he will be able to touch porcelain and be one hundred and eighty years old, and there will be no problem in living for another twenty years.

But Luo Cripple was still aggressive: "Li Hongju, I won't cheat you, give me 200,000, I will take my father and leave immediately, in the future, whether my father is dead or alive has nothing to do with you!" ”

When the second aunt heard this, smoke rose from her angry head: "You are taking advantage of the fire to rob!" You're a robber! ”

Big Yellow Tooth is also angry, and he is about to roll up his sleeves and beat someone. I saw that things were going in a bad direction, so I quickly reached out to stop Big Yellow Tooth and said with a smile, "Wait, I have a solution." ”

When everyone heard this, they were all stunned.

The second aunt hurriedly asked, "What method?" ”

I smiled lightly: "Didn't Mr. Luo's soul be hooked?" I happen to be able to summon spirits, so why don't I summon Mr. Luo's soul back, won't this matter be solved? ”

When Big Yellow Tooth and Second Aunt heard this, they immediately rejoiced, this is a good idea!

However, Luo Cripple was anxious: "Fart!" With you hairy boy, will you summon spirits? Don't lie to people, you're a cheater, right? ”

I sneered in my heart: You are the one who cheats people out of money.

But I still kept smiling on the surface: "Is it a money scam, let me try it?" ”

Luo Cripple's little eyes rolled, and he seemed to have an idea in his heart.

He leaned down beside his father and whispered a few words.

Although his voice was soft, I had a good ear, and what he said was, "Don't move that kid for a while, you know?" ”

It seems that Luo Cripple is not stupid, he is bent on making his father play dead, so no matter what I do, the old man will not wake up. Because his father's soul is already in his body, how can he successfully summon the soul?

I can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, that's the truth.

And I don't want to use too drastic measures, so that my conjuring seems doomed to fail.

But these little tricks of Luo Cripple have already been seen through by me, this time, I want to crush this scumbag with my IQ!