"How's that, it's powerful and handsome, gentle and wild, right?" Hu Shubao patted me on the back and smiled.

"Yes, just looking at this winter melon face and this pair of square eyes, I can make up 'monsters, look where you are going~ escape!' Ahh I wiped the beads of sweat from my forehead.

"However, you have to find a voice actor for this character, who should you find?" Lin Yayue asked.

"It's not important that the voice actor is a god, as long as it's a little magnetic, in fact, I think Xiao Shiyi Lang is very good." Hu Shubao said.

"That's easy to do, just let the mouth shape of this eleven baby match Xiao Shiyilang's speech, but the most important thing is the topic, Xiao Shiyi Lang doesn't know the second dimension at all, how can he talk to Leviathan?" Lin Yayue said worriedly.

I proposed: "Actually, this is not difficult, the one who knows Leviathan best is naturally Hu Shubao himself, so just let Hu Shubao and Leviathan chat, I am just a person responsible for voice translation, and it is Hu Shubao who really answers the conversation, Hu Shubao uses headphones to tell me the content of the chat, and then I am responsible for instant pronunciation." ”

"This method can be used, after all, it is still yourself who knows yourself best, Xiao Shiyilang, then you have to keep up with the speed of speech." Lin Yayue winked at me and said.

"OK, then, the flat battle begins!" I took a deep breath, looked at the eleven babies on the computer screen with a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on the shoulder, and gave orders.

Time is pressing, once the preparation is completed, we immediately began the strategy plan for Leviathan, in fact, the plan is very simple, first of all, use the computer's remote operating system, install a desktop chat software in the computer of the Leviathan villa, this software comes with a humanoid pet, this humanoid pet is eleven babies, and when Leviathan is watching anime on the computer, we control the eleven babies on the Leviathan desktop through remote control, The professional anime character designer is responsible for making corresponding actions for the eleven baby, and Hu Shubao is responsible for finding the topic, I am responsible for speaking, and what I say will be heard through the sound of the Leviathan section, and at the same time, the Leviathan is also equipped with surveillance cameras, so we can know her various expressions and reactions in real time. When the preparations are complete, the three parties unite and fight together.

A group of us nervously stared at the surveillance video, on which Leviathan was watching the original cartoon "Dora AV Dream" with his hands on his cheeks, which tells the story of a robot from the future who goes back in time to help a mentally handicapped child pursue love.

When Leviathan finished watching an episode of the animation, I controlled the mouse, used remote desktop control, opened Eleven's software, made Eleven jump out, and then waved at Leviathan:

"Hello, Harrow."

The two-dimensional character who suddenly jumped out,Of course, Leviathan was taken aback,She stared at the computer screen blankly,Didn't speak for a long time,Because the surveillance camera is hidden very hidden,Leviathan didn't know that I was watching her with a monitor.,But really thought that the eleven babies in the computer were staring at her.。

"What's the fuss, I'm talking to you." With the sound of my words, Eleven Wa also made a dissatisfied expression, and at the same time wrenched her hands, making a gesture of being left out.

"Y-Who are you?" Leviathan asked me after a while.

"I'm Eleven, you should receive my gift, right?" I laughed.

"...... gifts?"

"It's the figures and CDs from before, I gave them to you." I said happily. "You got it, right? Do you like it? ”

Leviathan came back to his senses, and then a look of surprise appeared on his face:

"It turns out that the disc of "Dora AV Dream" was given to me by you? Thank you, but why are you on the computer, and why are you giving me a gift? ”

I patted my chest proudly and said:

"That's because I feel your love for anime, we've never seen a human like you who loves two-dimensional, and I was inspired by your love, so I came, and I gave you a gift."

"I see!" Leviathan excitedly said, "Thank you, what's your name, how can you be on the computer?" ”

"My name is Eleven, I can shuttle between any computer player, your name is Leviathan, right?" I pretended to be a stranger.

"yes, yes, they all call me Leviathan, but I don't really like the name, so you can call me Vivi." Leviathan said with a twinkle in his eyes. "Can you go to another computer?"

"Of course, you see!" I clapped my hands, and then disappeared from the computer screen with a swish, and then I appeared in Leviathan's tablet, then on the screen of the home theater in the lobby of Leviathan's villa, and finally in Leviathan's smartphone.

Leviathan was dumbfounded, and she clapped her hands excitedly, but soon became depressed again:

"Really, that's amazing! You can really go anywhere! But I can't touch you, can you get out of these machines and come to me? ”

I said in frustration:

"This may not be possible, our two-dimensional world and your three-dimensional world are two different worlds, even if I go to your world, I will become transparent, and you will not see me. Unless ......"

"Unless what?" Leviathan asked with interest.

"Unless, you find me a three-dimensional human to use as my container, and let me transmit my thoughts into the body of that three-dimensional human, I can use his body to talk and contact you!" I said with a grin, but I didn't expect that my words would become a prophecy, and Leviathan actually began to find a way to make me show up.

"yes, then I'm going to find a human to make you a container now......" Leviathan said decisively.

I was startled and hurriedly said:

"This, this is not good, if I make my container, that person will die. That would be tantamount to you killing him! ”

Leviathan doesn't care about authenticity:

"What's the matter, I don't like three-dimensional humans anyway. I still like you like this, it's so fun. ”

I was startled and sweated and said:

"That...... In addition to finding a container, there is also a condition that must be met, if you want to make a two-dimensional person like me to the third dimension, you must have the power of love as a guide! Only if you fall in love with me, I can come to you, otherwise, I will not be able to show myself in front of you! ”

Leviathan sighed, as if he understood whether he understood or not:

"That's right, but I think you're funny, I like two-dimensional people like you very much."

I shook my head and said:

"It's not enough to just like me, you have to fall in love with me."

"That's right...... Can I go into your world? I'm tired of our world, I like your world, I want to go. Leviathan said excitedly.

"It's not impossible, but ...... The power of love is also needed as a guide! I said with a big mouth. You don't love me enough, so you can't come to our world! ”

"Well, how can I fall in love with you?" Leviathan scratched his head, worried.

"This ...... It's up to you! I said in an old man's deep tone, and Lin Yayue on the side gave me a thumbs up.

"That's good, Xiao Shiyilang, he actually transferred the method of increasing the love index to Leviathan in turn, this trick is very good!" Lin Yayue smiled and showed a mouthful of white teeth.

And the voice of the love expert advisory group came from my headphones:

"Xiao Shiyilang's performance is good, Leviathan's love index is rising, it has now reached 155%, and it is still gradually rising, which is unattainable by other male guests!"

Hearing the evaluation of the love expert advisory group, I couldn't help but feel slightly relieved, it seems that I have found the right strategy.

"Keep going, comeon, comeon." Lin Yayue urged with a clapperboard.

I continued to say to Leviathan:

"Do you want to know about our two-dimensional world?"

Leviathan nodded again and again, and said excitedly:

"Why, do you know anyone other than you? It's like a Doraya dream, a cowardly bear? ”

I swear by it:

"Of course, I know a lot of people in the two-dimensional world, of course I do. But they're busy filming right now, so they don't have time to meet you. ”

"yes, then you can bring them with you when you have time, I really want to meet them." Leviathan's face was full of longing.

I smiled and said inscrutablely:

"Seeing that you like our world so much, I'll tell you about the scandals of some celebrities in our world. According to authoritative statistics, the number of times the cowardly bear peeked at Shizuka's bath was 627 times, 542 times he used props to tease Shizuka, and 122 times he lifted Shizuka's skirt...... Who is the hero who can be big, small, soft, hard, ice and fire, and will stealth and peep, with a prison treasure, and a purple gourd? The correct answer is...... Seven brothers masturbating each other! Otherwise, how can you see that the green snake is willing to be obediently surrendered by the seven brothers and pressed under him for five hundred years? …… Leopard print, short skirt stockings, boots, steel pipes, seductive eyes, please guess the name of a woman, yes, the correct answer is - ride the great sage Sun Wukong! ”

I translated the message Hu Shubao asked me to say to Leviathan in real time, but the more I said it, the more I felt that something was not right.

Faye Wong couldn't help but say:

"Hey, Xiaobao, is it really okay for you to ask Xiao Shiyi Lang to tell this Leviathan about this? It's too ruined, isn't it? ”

"It's not just ruining the three views, it's even ruining the facial features." I couldn't help but sweat like rain.

Hu Shubao swears:

"It's okay, don't talk about the inside story of ruining the excitement of childhood, how can you make him believe that we are really two-dimensional people?"

"Come on, it's clear that Hu Shubao's gossip habit has been seamlessly transferred to others." Faye Wong glanced at Hu Shubao with disdain and said.

Hu Shubao stuck out her tongue and smiled brightly.

However, Hu Shubao's strategy skills are still quite effective in the end, after all, the world knows herself best, and this Leviathan is really full of interest in gossip, especially for various scandals in the second dimension, she is really full of interest, curious, and asks the bottom of everything, and does not let go of anything.

In a few hours, Hu Shubao chatted with Leviathan about various anime anecdotes, various gossip, and delved into various esoteric "philosophical" issues, including Yagami Taiichi's sister-control tendency and He Jia'er's brother-control tendency, the complex emotional relationship between Tang Seng and the traditional leopard-print stockings woman Sun Wukong, the exhibitionism of the Haier brothers, the ulterior secrets between Snow White and the Seven Golpitts, the alternative use of One Piece Luffy's rubber machine gun, and the tearful truth of the thunderstorm-like complex emotions of Uncle Pauline Lantern's imprisonment of his sister chasing and killing his nephew. The seven-foot man was tragically turned into a dwarf, and the infatuated female true love remained unchanged and still lived together, and Mao Lilan's unspeakable Zhengtai cultivation plan......

After a morning of bombardment, Faye Wong and I have been sublimated, and my mother no longer has to worry about our festival.

It wasn't until noon that I paused my conversation with Leviathan, turned off my computer, and gasped for air.

"The morning strategy was very effective, and the Leviathan's love index is 75%!" The Love Expert Advisory Group gave me a score for my actions through the measurement of Leviathan's brain waves.

"It's only seventy-five points. It's so low...... Faye Wong, why did you go just now? I looked at Faye Wong who walked into the monitoring room and asked.

"It's nothing, I was scared by Hu Shubao just now, so I went out and bought another pair of underwear." Faye Wong doesn't mind being authentic.

"Oh, there's a damp demeanor. I thought you were spying on Aoi. It's almost time to make an appointment with Xiaokui for dinner, I don't know how she is now. I looked at the time on my watch and said.

Faye Wong said: "Xiaokui, her state today has indeed changed a lot. Since the bitter medicine was put in her food, her appetite had indeed decreased considerably. ”

I was pleasantly surprised:

"Is it effective?"

Faye Wong nodded:

"Obviously, she used to eat ten meals in the morning, but now she doesn't even know what to do with six meals, and the number is still decreasing."

"......" I wiped the beads of sweat from my forehead and said with a smile, "It's good if it has an effect, it's good if it has an effect." When she doesn't want to eat anymore, it means success. ”

"I don't think she wants to eat anymore, just now Qi Miao reported that she gnawed ten nails." Faye Wong said frankly.

I was overjoyed and said:

"Very well, this is the time for us to attack in a big way, let's start dating!"

Soon I took a helicopter to the reserved couple's restaurant to meet Xiao Kui, and from afar I saw Xiao Kui in a white dress waiting at the door of the restaurant, with an unhappy look on her face, and when she saw her, she just forced a smile.

"What's the matter, a shoehorn face that looks like a bitter gourd?" I asked, feigning ignorance.

Xiao Kui raised her head, her eyes were red and she said:

"I really ate bitter melon. Xiao Shiyilang, I seem to be really infected with the unpalatable virus you said, since last night, no matter what I eat, it is bitter, only my nails are not. I don't know what to do with twenty meals a day! I don't think there's any point in living anymore! ”

I followed the script I had prepared a long time ago and said with a smile:

"Are you infected with the unpalatable virus? Don't worry, I'll help you figure it out. This unpalatable virus also has the conditions for flare-ups, and in the early stage of the disease, some particularly delicious dishes can still resist it, which I am best at. In the past few days, I will help you inquire about the whereabouts of the fairy grass that can cure this unpalatable virus, and when I find the fairy grass, I will be able to cure you. ”

"Really? Thank you! Hearing my words, Aoi burst into tears and laughed.

"What's this, I'm going to get sick with heat if I don't give people to eat, and if no one eats my food, I won't be able to stand it." I said with a smile on my face. "Next, you can enjoy the dishes I made myself."

Next, I personally tasted the horror of Aoi's appetite.

For three hours, Aoi's mouth never stopped, and I watched her stuff all kinds of food into her mouth, almost swallowing the corner of the table.

"Damn, is this a black hole stuffed in the stomach, or is there a strong dissolving acid in the large intestine?" I couldn't help but say.

"Women have four mouths, and the number of flowers and lazy needs to be multiplied by two, this speed is normal!" Faye Wong said with a big grin, "You don't know that Hua Xiaolazy's famous saying is 'I am born to be useful, and I will eat it back'." This is the time to carry forward her spirit of eating money. ”

Lin Yayue added with a smile:

"Yes, as the saying goes, 'the people eat the sky', but if it is replaced by her, it is estimated that it is 'the people eat the sky'."

As Xiaokui's mountains ate and drank, the love expert advisory group also responded:

"The effect is remarkable, Xiao Kui's love index is steadily rising, and it has now reached 79%! The bitter and then sweet tactics worked! ”

Hearing the voice of the love expert advisory group, I couldn't help but feel relieved, it seems that as long as it continues, it is not too difficult to attack Xiaokui.

But at this moment, Lin Yayue's anxious voice suddenly came:

"Oh no, Xiao Shiyilang, the situation has changed, and the bitter meat plan seems to have to be advanced. Now Shakolos is looking for you everywhere in the hospital, and our people have stabilized her for the time being, but she is very emotionally unstable, and we give you an excuse to leave the restaurant and go to the hospital to pretend to be a patient! ”

"What?!" Hearing Lin Yayue's report, I couldn't help but tremble. "Got it, I'll come right over. The bitter meat meter begins! ”

As soon as I finished the call, the door of the restaurant was suddenly kicked open, and five men in sunglasses walked in with their heads held high, and as soon as I entered, they looked directly at me, and one of the leaders pointed at me, deliberately saying in a loud voice that the whole restaurant could hear:

"He is Xiao Shiyilang, the best man in the legendary world, and our enemy, beat him to death for me, and take him away by the way!"

As soon as the words fell, the group of people rushed towards me, threw me off the chair, and then surrounded me and "beat me up". Of course, for the sake of the authenticity of the performance, these guys really put a certain amount of force, and the man in the sunglasses who took the lead turned his back to Aoi and poured a little chicken blood on my face, making it look as if I had been injured.

"Damn, it's okay to hit someone, but don't slap your face......" I said, covering my face, and before the words could fall on my ass, I was hit with a volley in the air.

"Y-What are you doing? Why did you hit him? Seeing the man in sunglasses who suddenly broke in, Xiaokui also fell into a sluggish state, and the pizza that was still in her mouth fell down.

"Little girl, this matter has nothing to do with you, this guy is the best man in the world, his nature is not in harmony with us, we have already seen him unpleasant, and now we are going to destroy him, that's all, goodbye! Take! The man in sunglasses casually talked nonsense at Xiao Kui, and then pulled me up, one of whom held a gun to my head, and one grabbed my hair and pulled me out of the restaurant.

Along the way, I kept looking back at Aoi and saw her look at me with wide eyes of surprise, and when I was led out of the restaurant door, I saw her stand up and chase after her, holding a half-gnawed Mexican chicken roll in her hand, and kept shouting at the man who was holding my sunglasses:

"Wait, let him go, don't hurt him!"

But before she could get out of the turnstile, I was thrown into a Porsche, closed the door and took away.

Xiao Kui's voice was far behind, and through the car window, I saw the scene of her rushing towards me with a chicken roll in her mouth, and at that moment, I was actually a little moved.

"Time is running out, and now Chakolos is emotionally unstable, and our doctor won't let her go to the hospital, but she's clamoring to come in the hospital to see you. Fortunately, she didn't know what you looked like, and we scared her for the time being. A man in sunglasses said, "You hurry up and put on makeup, put on some bandages and plasters, and smear some fake blood, and it will be miserable for a while." ”

I entered the Porsche vertically, but when I came out, it was already horizontal, and the death was no better than that of a mummy.

Soon I was taken to the intensive care unit with a decent respirator in my mouth, and Shakolos was brought into the intensive care unit five minutes later, and she gasped at the sight of me.

"This ...... He is Xiao Shiyilang, the person who was in the freezer last night? Chakolos asked incredulously, "How did he become like this?" ”

"Oh, a large area of 360 plus Kaspersky Tencent penguin-like frostbite all over the body, which is caused by being in the freezer for a long time without clothes." The impostor doctor said nonsense.

"How, how can this be......" Chakolos was stunned, she walked to the edge of my bed and looked at me in a daze.

I pretended to be weak, barely opened my eyes, and said:

"Haha, it's you. How's that, do I look handsome now? ”

Chakolos wiped the corners of his moist eyes and said with a wry smile:

"Handsome, it's just that the bandages are too thick, and I don't see it."

I sneered.

Chakolos laughed too.

"Are you so stupid that you need to do this for me?" She asked.

"I think it's worth it, I can be willing to fight for one person in this life." I said in a hoarse voice. "You're not dead anyway, are you?"

"I'm going to feel like I owe you...... Are your injuries serious? Chakolos asked softly.

"Don't worry! With our world-class doctors and treatment equipment, this bit of frostbite is nothing! Iceman and Ice Queen Elsa are even worse off than him, and they still come in sideways and go out alive! Merely...... He needed someone to take care of him while he was in the hospital...... However, according to our investigation, he does not seem to have any other relatives......" said the impostor doctor with a clever skill.

"It's okay, I'll take care of him." Chakolos said with affection in his eyes, "This is what I owe him." ”

The congratulations of the love expert advisory group rang out:

"Xiao Shiyi Lang has done a good job, Xia Kolos's love index has risen to ninety-seven percent, and it is about to explode!" The cheers of a large audience who did not know the truth suddenly rang out, and I was so frightened that I almost sat up in a dying illness.

Unaware, Chakolos sat down on the edge of my bed and asked in a whisper:

"Have you had lunch?"

I was stunned for a moment, remembering Aoi and the table full of food, but I still shook my head.

"Shall I feed you?" Chakolos said softly.

"That'...... Thank you......" I said with a forced smile.

Chakolos brought millet porridge, gently scooped a spoonful, put it to his mouth to blow it cold, and brought it to my mouth.

"Come on, let's eat......"

My heart was suddenly filled with an indescribable joy, and I subconsciously opened my mouth and let Sciakolos send the millet porridge into my mouth, and the hot millet porridge slid down my throat, although it was ordinary millet porridge, and I was already full, but when the millet porridge entered my esophagus, I still felt a great taste stimulation.

It's not the taste of some kind of food, it's not the taste of women, it's ...... The taste of happiness.

As I ate the millet porridge that Chakolos had fed me, a flash of inspiration flashed through my mind, and for a moment, it was as if I had been greatly inspired, and a puzzle that had been hovering in my mind was solved in an instant.

"Original...... So! I cried out in surprise.

"What's wrong?" Chakolos said in a panic.

"Oh...... It's nothing. I had a brain cramp just now. "I quickly regained my paralysis," he said. That, I want to go to the toilet, you wait for me. I trembled and got up from the bed, Chakolos hurriedly stepped forward to help me, I trembled into the bathroom, and then took advantage of Chakoros's absence to quickly turn on the communicator and said to Lin Yayue:

"Faye Wong, can you hear me, I know the key to Raiding Xiaokui!"

But as soon as I spoke, Faye Wong's voice sounded in the headphones:

"I was just about to tell you about Xiao Kui, she is now chasing after the hospital, Xiao Shiyilang, you better run quickly, don't let Xiao Kui bump into Xia Kolos!"

At the same time, Lin Yayue's voice also interjected:

"There's something wrong with Leviathan, too, she's waiting for you online, calling you and trying to talk to you, she seems to have started preparing to kill someone to find you a three-dimensional container! Hurry up and go online and talk to her! ”

Hearing the reports from the two women at the same time, my head was suddenly as big as a fight, and my heart was like numbness, wasn't it? Three women in one play, three dates actually collided together? This is a big problem! The three-front battle is really unacceptable!

"What should I do?" I was sweating like rain, and my thoughts were confused for a while, if Xiaokui found here and saw me and Xia Kolos together, things on both sides would probably be yellow. "Turn on the communicator's stereo, bring the Leviathan's voice, I'll talk to the Leviathan, and you can relay my voice. Over there with Shakolos and Aoi, I'll take care of it! ”

"OK, then it's up to you, Xiao Shiyilang, hold on!" Lin Yayue cheered for me.

Soon the voice from Leviathan's side picked up, and I coughed lightly, and said:

"Hey, Xiaowei, are you looking for me?"

Leviathan's excited voice came:

"yes, yes, what are you up to? I'd love to talk to you again and tell me more interesting anime stories. Why does Superman like to wear his panties outside, you say? ”

"Well...... Because you wear your panties outside, others will know how 'cool' you are...... Hahaha. "I made up a lie on the fly.

"Xiao Shiyilang, why have you been in the toilet for so long?" Just as I was talking to Leviathan, Chakolos suddenly pushed open the door and walked in, startling me.

I hurriedly turned around and smiled in a panic:

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that there are too many toxins in my stomach, I clean my intestines...... Can you go to the big pharmacy downstairs and buy me some antidiarrheal medicine? ”

"Antidiarrheal drugs? But I don't know the way. Chakolos looked at me and said.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll tell you the address, it's No. XXOO Chang'an Bridge on Jianguo Road, it's very close to here...... "I want to find an excuse to open up Chakolos first, so as to stabilize the upcoming Xiaokui and Leviathan, who are talking.

"Okay, I'll go first." Shakolos quickly closed the door and left, and I was relieved.

However, as soon as I was relieved, I realized that the communication machine was not turned off, and I suddenly felt like I was falling into an ice cellar.

"Jianguo Road Chang'an Bridge XXOO? Are you there? "The Leviathan's voice came through the headphones, and it scared my scalp to tingle.

"No, no, I didn't talk to you!" I said subconsciously.

"But I think I heard you say that, where is this place? I want to come over ......."

"No, you can't find this place, this is the address of the second dimension, don't come here!"

"By the way, I forgot to bring the money-"

I had just said the words "don't come" when the door opened again, and Chakolos came in again, looking dazed.

"What's the matter, why don't you want me to come over?"

"It's not talking to you, I didn't say anything to me, I didn't tell you not to come." I hurriedly shook my head.

But the Leviathan in the headphones also heard a voice:

"Oh, then I'm here."

And Shakolos took two steps closer to me.

I hurriedly stretched out my hand again to stop Charkolos and said:

"No, I told you not to come! Don't come here! ”

"Do you want to come over then?" The Leviathan in the headphones and the Chakolos in front of me were stunned by me at the same time, looked at me in a daze, and asked in unison.

My eyes darkened, and I had a tendency to collapse my worldview. I'm an uncle, how can I answer this?

No matter which side of the answer is answered, the other side's favorability will be confused by me.

"Then you better not come here. You see my pants are all off, I'm going to be shy, and it's smelly. I looked at Shakolos helplessly, then dug out the money from my trouser pocket and threw it to her, Chakolos took the money, looked at me, and then turned around and went out. But in her room, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the toilet roll, and hurriedly called out to her again, saying:

"Wait, wait, you...... Come on! ”

"Oh, then I'm here." With that, Leviathan ended the communication, and I felt the urge to lose all my thoughts for a moment. Mom, this is really adding fuel to the fire, the meeting of two women is already a big head, if three women come...... Forget it, it's okay, anyway, Leviathan doesn't know my three-dimensional appearance, and her problem is not very big. Let's solve the urgent needs first.

"That...... Xaklos, can you help me get a roll of paper? I looked at Chakolos pleadingly.

"Oh, good." Sciakolos went outside to help me find a roll of paper without knowing it and walked back, I happily watched Charkolos walk in with a roll of paper, and I hesitated in my heart, just now I had already exposed the address to Leviathan, if she came over and ran into Chakolos in the big pharmacy to ask her about my whereabouts or something like that, so I settled down and said:

"Sciakolos, I actually have something to tell you. My family owes a lot of money to others, and those debt collectors may be coming here soon. You'd better leave for a while, and when I send them away, we'll meet again, okay? ”

"Debt collectors?" Chakolos frowned.

"Well......" I nodded, "Actually, it's my dad owed, those debt collectors are very fierce, it's not good for you to stay here, it's better to avoid it first, I'm afraid they will be bad for you......"

"What's there, just let them come!" Chakolos said nonchalantly, "I'll let them come and go!" ”

"This ...... Not very good......" I looked at Chakolos as if he didn't know how thick the sky was, sweating like rain.

And probably because I was really unlucky, but at this moment, the door of the ward outside was suddenly knocked open, and an eager and clear voice came in:

"Is Xiao Shiyi Lang here?"

This innocent and brainless voice is actually Xiao Aoi! Damn, she's here!

"Xiao Shiyilang?" Shakolos was stunned for a moment and heard Aoi's voice.

Oh no, I can't let Xiaokui find the toilet, otherwise it will be over if she sees me "cheating" with Chakoros! As soon as I was nervous, I took advantage of Charkoros's hand and pulled her arm at the same time, trying to pull her over, using hot kissing tactics to gag her mouth to prevent her from answering, but Charkoros's reaction was even more intense than I thought, she exclaimed, her feet slipped, most of her upper body was bent over, and her forehead hit my head, which hurt me so much that my eyes were full of stars.

And the sound of the forehead collision alarmed Xiao Aoi outside, and the next second, I heard the sound of the toilet door creaking open.

For a moment, the whole world stood still in time.

Mamma Mia, it's all yellow.

At this moment, from the perspective of a bystander, it seems that Chakolos and I are pressed on the toilet, with a roll of paper in her hand, and my body is wrapped in bandages, and I am also "pressed" on the toilet seat by her.

Almost at the same time, Chakolos and Aoi looked at each other, and then shouted together:

"Kidnappers!?"

"Debt collector!?"

Wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind, and lying will always be exposed. Now I'm really in a dilemma, what should I do?

"Damn, it's exciting, the rhythm of a boutique soap opera is much cooler than a Korean drama that can shoot three episodes with a meal, I'm going to move a chair and get Coke and popcorn." Qi Miao's gloating voice came from the headphones, and I almost vomited blood on the spot.

"Xiao Shiyi Lang, are you Xiao Shi Lang?" Xiao Aoi's gaze bypassed Shakolos and looked at me, I touched the bandage on my face, "Damn, you can recognize my face like this, you belong to a dog?" ”

Xiao Aoi's nose sniffed and said:

"yes, how do you know? Yes," and then her face sank, "Why are you injured like this, your whole body is bandaged, did they do it?" Did they hit you? ”

"Xiao Shiyilang, let's go!"

Without waiting for Xiao Kui to say more nonsense, Xia Colos took the first step and pulled me up directly, and then took my right hand without saying a word, as if he wanted to take me directly to the outside of the ward.

"Hey, wait a minute, my butt hasn't been wiped dry yet...... "I was pulled out of the toilet before I could make a sound.

"Wait, what are you doing! Xiao Shiyi Lang is the person I want, who allowed you to take him away? Aoi grabbed my left hand indignantly and glared angrily at Chakoros.

"Joke, I want to take him away, I can take him away, you still want to keep me, you shameless? Do you have the ability to try it? Chakolos said defiantly.

In the face of Charkoros's provocation, Xiaokui was also angry:

"Okay, okay, you dare to arrest my person, and tie him here, for my job, I will fight with you!" Saying that, Xiao Kui was really angry, and pounced towards Xia Kolos with his teeth and claws, I was taken aback, and hurriedly stepped forward and blocked in front of Xiao Kui, Xiao Kui did not brake the car for a while, and directly hit me in the face with a pink punch, my body shook, and the headphones in my ears fell to the ground.

Chakolos looked down and saw my headphones dropped on the ground, and was immediately furious:

"You...... Do you dare to knock out Xiao Shiyilang's teeth? Ahhh ”

Saying that, Xia Colos rolled up his sleeves and threw himself at Xiao Kui, and the two women quickly scuffled together, you grabbed my hair, I slapped you, the scene was not intense.

I was genuinely taken aback by the scene in front of me, and it really wasn't something I could have predicted that would have gotten to this point.

There are many ancient love stories and many contemporary love accidents, it is really amorous and inappropriate to kill yourself!

"Don't fight, don't fight, what's the good of Jinla, I'll just say that-" Before I finished speaking, a piece of soap flew in the air and made me look confused.

In the middle of the fight, I suddenly saw a bright green light coming out of Xia Kolos's body, and the voice of the obscene uncle yelling was bad came from the earphones:

"Oops, Chakolos is emotionally unstable, and the seal on the Lost in Oz wedding dress is showing signs of loosening."

"Wouldn't it? Didn't you say that the seal of the wedding dress lasts for a week? I was taken aback and said softly.

"That's when you're emotionally stable, didn't Agini break the seal early because of her emotions? When the mood is unstable, it is possible to temporarily turn back into a monster, and because Shakolos and Aoi are both monsters, the bestiality between them seems to interfere with each other and accelerate the loosening of the seal...... In short, although it won't last long, if it really changes back, it will also cause a lot of damage, boy, either stabilize them quickly, or, run away quickly! "The lewd uncle is sensational.