Chapter 1 Team 6 / Xiao Shiyi Lang Line

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In a hurry, Lin Yayue pushed me hard, and I was pushed out like a ball, and then in a rumbling vibration, I saw that Lin Yayue was buried in it by countless stones thrown from a high altitude.

"Yayue!" I cried out in shock. But the ground shook beneath his feet, and heavy footsteps and an icy chill were heard behind him again.

I turned my head and saw a pair of human legs standing as tall as two giant trees, and I almost fell to the ground in fright.

The Frost Giantess Ymir was standing less than twenty meters away from me at the moment, her blue eyes like ice crystals looking at me from above. I was so scared that I didn't pee on the spot.

"Eldest sister, you are so capable, Lanxiang technician needs you......" I almost didn't say anything. I looked at the place where Lin Yayue was buried, there was already a pile of ruins, and it was impossible for Lin Yayue to survive, if I ran over to dig up the rocks, then I would definitely die, so I had no choice but to get up and run away, as far as I could. Anyway, I'm now carrying the fate of the whole world.

A green-skinned army medical vehicle rushed out of the parking lot near the hospital and stopped in front of me, and the commander's voice suddenly sounded in my headphones:

"Xiao Shiyilang, immediately retreat to the underground shelter, the air base of the Nanjing Military Region is sending a J-11 fleet to arrive!"

I was stunned, came back to my senses, saw the open door of the medical car, and then looked at the ruins behind me and the elusive Lin Yayue, I could only sigh, punch the air hard, and then jumped into the carriage.

The medical vehicle carried me out of the hospital gate at an alarming speed, towards the underground shelter, while the Frost Giantess was staggering to her feet, during which she also smashed half of the hospital building with a punch, and more stones fell downward, burying Lin Yayue deeper, my mind was buzzing, the pain when Lin Yayue pushed my arm was still on my skin at the moment, but she was no longer by my side.

To my astonishment, I thought that the giant eagle in the sky would attack me, but it didn't, and instead of chasing me, the big black bird that looked like a giant eagle fell from the sky, and then rushed towards the Frost Giantess on the ground, and then hovered above her head. I saw that the black giant bird left a huge shadow on the ground, but the strange thing was that the shadow left by the black bird on the ground was not the shape of a bird, but a chaotic shadow, like a black flame that had no fixed shape, just kept changing.

Lin Yayue said that these two monsters, one is called Ymir, a giant in Norse mythology, and the other is a monster in Greek mythology, and the other is a creature in Greek mythology, in short, they are very big, and they all seem to be coming for me, which makes me have to be wary.

Fortunately, the place where these monsters appeared was very close to the military region, and after several monster disasters, the military also had a rapid response mechanism, I took the medical car and did not escape for two minutes, I heard the deafening sound of the approaching plane, opened the car door and looked at the sky, I saw a row of white fighter groups appeared in the sky, a total of six J-11 fighters, forming a V-shaped formation from a high altitude in the distance, and it was actually crushed from the sky at an ultra-low altitude, Carry out low-altitude penetration.

After lowering the altitude, the J-11 fighter group launched R73 missiles at the Frost Giantess and the giant bird Pelidon, I saw Pelidon's body trembling violently, his form became blurred, and the flight altitude was forced from 100 meters to less than 30 meters,

And at this time, the nearest airborne troops from the military hospital also arrived, this is a 500-person unit that arrived first, in order to prevent Xiaokui from returning to the form of a monster and running wild, they have already done an ambush in the nearby area, so the speed of this well-trained team is also very fast, this 500-person army quickly surrounded the frost giantess and the giant bird suppressed to a low altitude, and then began to use the airborne rapid-fire howitzers to fire at them in unison, forming a grenade rain to control the giant bird on the ground, At the same time, the Frost Giantess is forcibly enclosed in an inner circle. At the same time, three medium-sized armed helicopters Z-20 also arrived, each helicopter was loaded with long-range anti-ship missiles on the hardpoints near the wingtips, facing the live target Frost Giantess who was completely surrounded, and the bulky anti-ship missiles did not have to worry about the hit rate, and soon I saw a golden tail flame in the air, three anti-ship missiles directly hit the Frost Giant, and the other three hit Pelidon, who was flying up and down in the air.

In the interval between the helicopter launches, twenty ZSL92 wheeled infantry fighting vehicles finally arrived at the scene, while surrounding the Frost Giantess, all the combat vehicles fired special alloy tail stabilized shell-piercing shells at the Frost Giantes one after another, I have read these materials of the military, and I know that this armor-piercing bullet can penetrate 950 mm of homogeneous armor. The roar of artillery fire resounded like thunder in all directions, as if the whole city was being shaken. In the face of these sudden monsters, the country is finally no longer as defenseless as it was at the beginning, and the military has a gradually mature response system, although it is still a little caught off guard, but it is no longer as panicked as when Ajuni first appeared.

First use the firepower of the J-11 fighter to suppress the giant birds at a low altitude, and then use the grenade rain to attack intensively to control them on the ground, and then use the helicopter to attack remotely, combined with the armor-piercing shells of the combat vehicle, the frost giantess and the giant bird are simply live targets, and can only be beaten passively, I can't bear to look at it, because normal creatures will inevitably be killed by such dense firepower.

Unless the Frost Giantess's body was harder than tungsten steel, there was no way she would have survived such a stormy blow.

I stared unblinkingly at the Frost Giantess who stood passively in the middle of the net, trying to see what would happen to her. But to my surprise, the Frost Giantess's body was shrouded in a thick layer of white mist, and what was even more strange was that when all the cannonballs hit the surface of the Frost Giantess's body, they all became as fragile as plastic mud, and the moment they touched her body, they would stop and fall apart. What's even more bizarre is that the air in the sphere space within a hundred meters around the Frost Giantess seemed to suddenly condense into ice slag powder, and it smashed down towards the ground in unison.

"Report to the Commander, the missiles have been jammed, ultra-low temperatures around the Frost Giantess have been detected, and the missiles seem to have turned into Bose-Einstein condensates, making it impossible to carry out an effective strike......" I heard a nervous debriefing from an officer.

But the communication was soon interrupted, and before the end of the day, the voice of the officer, who had been reporting in a calm tone, turned into a scream, and then, I saw from a distance that the ice fog around the Frost Giantess gradually dispersed, but after the ice fog dispersed, the chariots and soldiers in the same place were all covered with snow-white snowflakes, and they stood in their original position like ice sculptures, but there was no more movement. In the next second, the Frost Giantess lifted her foot heavily and stomped the ground, and a shock wave quickly spread around her, and after the wave ended, all the soldiers who were still surrounding her collapsed like sand sculptures made of sand.

"Retreat! Fall back! Distance! "I heard the roar of the commander of the headquarters, and the gunship surrounding the Frost Giantess began to rise higher in the air, gradually widening the distance between the Frost Giantess and the Frost Giantess. But at this moment, strange things happened again.

As if it had been suddenly erased with an eraser, the big black bird Pelidon, which had been suppressed by fire dozens of meters above the ground, suddenly disappeared out of thin air, and when it reappeared, it was actually directly above a gunship, and I saw Pelidon directly grab the tail of the helicopter with its sharp claws, and then shook it violently, throwing the helicopter towards another nearby one like a toy. The two helicopters collided violently in the air, exploding sparks in the sky.

"Teleportation?" I was shocked to see Pelidon's elusive figure.

"Distance! Distance! Don't go near that bird! The Air Force Commander began to be frightened, and the gunship began to desperately pull away, but the same situation played out again, as if it would really teleport, and Pelidon's figure disappeared again, but in the next second, its black figure appeared ghostly behind the other gunship again, and then its 100-meter-diameter wings instantly enveloped the poor helicopter.

"Damn, this is just playing the old chicken to catch the eaglet, it's too cheating......" I heard Faye Wong's stunned voice coming from the other end of the communicator.

With his teleportation-like figure, Pelidon easily managed to take out all the helicopter gunships in the air like a chicken pecking rice, and most of them didn't even have time to launch anti-ship missiles.

This shocking scene, let alone me, even the military people were completely shocked, and the command over there was stunned for a short period of time, because in addition to the J-11 group that had fled away, the helicopter group, the tank unit, and the airborne troops had all been swept away by the Frost Giantess and the Blackbird, and the whole process was not even five minutes.

After sweeping away all the enemies around her, Pellidon continued to hover triumphantly above the Frost Giantess as if to declare their victory.

But what makes me even more puzzled is that unlike when Leviathan, Chakolos, and Kuilong appeared before, the previous three appeared alone, didn't know each other, and even fought with each other, while Pellidon and Ymir were like sisters with deep feelings, cooperating with each other, and even very tacitly.

"Grandma's, I really lost all my coffin books...... The ground forces and helicopter units were all wiped out ......" The commander announced the end of this skirmish in a trembling voice, "The ground support force is ready to attract firepower, and the No. 2 support unit of the Air Force is ready to remotely drop the Divine Costume Purple Night Soul and Ice Blue Dream Yuan!" ”

"Yes! Support No. 2 has arrived at the scene, locks on the target, prepares the armor-piercing shell, raises the gun mount at a large angle, and aims and shoots! "I heard the voice of the commander of the front line returning, and then in my field of vision, I saw another large number of chariots that had come to support surround in the direction where the Frost Giantess and Blackbird were, but this time, these chariots were relatively far away, and with the lesson of the first parts being wiped out, this time no one dared to get too close and could only divert the attention of the Frost Giantess and Blackbird with long-range missile fire at a little distance.

At the same time, I saw two gunships slowly flying from high in the sky, the doors of the helicopters had been opened, and the professional shooters had loaded the god costumes used to seal the two monsters into the bazookas, and the sights of the two bazookas were aimed at the Frost Giantess directly below and Pelidon, hovering in mid-air.

"Launch!" The shooter found the best aiming position, seized the opportunity of Pelidon's rapid approach towards the gunship, launched the bazooka in time, and a long net exploded towards Pelidon's huge bird's head, spreading out in the air like fireworks, covering the top of Pelidon's head steadily, at the same time, another cannonball also approached the body of the Frost Giantess at high speed, and the cannonballs and the giant net suddenly collapsed into thousands of powders when approaching the giantess's body, and even the two gunships in the air were frozen in an instant, The fuselage lost power in an instant, because the inertial rotating propeller clicked away from the fuselage and spun out, and the gunship, which was supposed to be as strong as iron, itself turned into a gaseous fluid substance at low temperatures, and it collapsed in mid-air without any external force at all.

The water vapor in the air a little farther away was also infected by the low temperature of the Frost Giantess, and after condensation, it fell from the high school like snowflakes, but the ice blue Mengyuan wedding dress headscarf in mid-air was intact, like a dead leaf, fluttering, and fell on the top of the Frost Giantess's head.

Then the sight I had seen in Agni happened, and I saw that the figures of the Frost Giantess and Peliton were rapidly shrinking, and I saw a black-haired naked woman sitting on her knees in the midst of the snowflakes on the ground, her skin as white as snow, because the distance was so far away that I could barely see a general figure with a military telescope, but I could not see the face. At the same time, the gradually shrinking figure of Pelidon also slowly landed, and at the same time it began to gradually turn into a human form, and also turned into a jade-white woman, but this woman's hair was much longer than the previous woman, she squatted on the ground, and the long hair was like a long snake winding on the ground.

The corners of my eyes twitched slightly at the sight of that long hair.

Because I've seen the same long hair on another person's body. That person is one of my teammates, Ye Guimei.

At this point, I can probably guess who the woman that the Frost Giantess Ymir and Peridon have transformed, obviously, it is Gu Qingcheng and Ye Guimei, because in our team, only those two women have not been transformed into monsters.

"It has not been confirmed that the humanoids 5 and 6 have been successfully humanized, and at present, the 5 and 6 have not been confirmed that the lifeforms 5 and 6 have temporarily fallen into a coma, and the special operations team has been dispatched to bring them back to the control area, and the public relations team and communication experts are preparing to try to communicate with the humanoid unidentified lifeforms." I saw a medical vehicle driving out of the surrounding combat vehicle, and the medical personnel were waiting for the temperature to rise on the periphery of the snow, and only after the cold air on the ground had dissipated a little, did the medical personnel dare to boldly enter the snow, lift the two women who were unconscious in the snow on a stretcher, and then carry them back into the medical vehicle, and be sent back to the military control area with the medical team.

Seeing Peridon and Ymir who were taken away, my heart was a little more condensed, but when I saw the square that used to be a hospital building a little farther away, but it had become a ruin at this moment, my heart was a pangu, and my brain was in chaos when I thought of Lin Yayue who was buried under the collapsed wall.

Thinking of the picture when Lin Yayue pushed me before, I was ruthless, jumped directly from the medical car, and then ran all the way back in the direction of the hospital building.

"Xiao Shiyilang, what are you doing? Return to HQ now! ”

"Yayue...... She's buried under the rubble! I shouted anxiously and ran wildly at the ruins in the distance.

"It's too late, being hit by such a rock, and being affected by the low-temperature field close to liquid nitrogen, Lin Yayue ...... It is impossible for her to survive, Xiao Shiyilang, don't waste any more time, Lin Yayue is afraid that even the corpse has been frozen into stones...... This is war, sacrifice is inevitable, come back first and then plan! The commander's command came, but I didn't listen to it at all, I ran frantically towards the ruins, jumped on the brittle pile of rocks, and then frantically pushed away piles of stone dust and looked for Lin Yayue's body.

My memory is very good, I still clearly remember the place where Lin Yayue was hit by the rocks, although the surrounding environment has become unrecognizable due to the influence of low temperatures, but I can still rely on my memory to identify the original relative position. I was digging hard at the submerged site of Lin Yayue, because of the influence of low temperature, all the surface of the rocks was frosted, most of the stones had cracked, and some of them even turned directly into powder, so it was not difficult for me to excavate, but no matter how I dug and kept digging deeper, how to move one stone after another, I couldn't find Lin Yayue's figure. Could it be that she has been turned into a superfluid by the cold like those helicopters that approached the Frost Giantess up close?

"Yayue, Yayue! Oh my granddaughter! There was a strange scream, and I saw the lewd man in the trousers also rushing over like crazy, his face was red, and he ran with me to the stone pile, digging hard.

"Uncle, Yayue, she ......"

"I know, I know, dig it! Uncle, I am such a granddaughter, if Yayue dies, I ...... I'm not alive anymore! Iβ€”I'm going to kill myself by swallowing dung!" "Uncle Lewd still loves his granddaughter after all, seeing that he looks like he is going to die, I feel even more guilty, so I have to dig desperately with Uncle Lewd with a stiff face, but after digging for more than ten minutes, the two of us have flattened the ground, and I have not been able to find Lin Yayue's figure, my whole person softened, sitting on the snow, panting, the breath exhaled condensed into a white mist, and a sense of powerlessness came to my heart.

Don't...... Lin Yayue, is she really hopeless?

At that moment, I felt a slight poke in my back, and my whole body froze, and when I suddenly turned around, I saw a smiling face floating behind me.

Intellectual and elegant lips, sexy and sweet smile, long eyelashes, long flowing hair and a black long-sleeved chiffon dress, isn't this Lin Yayue who was buried by the rocks before?

I wiped my eyes in disbelief, jumped up from the ground, and said excitedly:

"Yayue? How do you ......"

Lin Yayue winked at me playfully, and smiled softly:

"As luck would have it, the stone didn't hit me when it fell, so I kept hiding behind a building a little farther away."

I came back to my senses: "I see...... Then why didn't you show up sooner? Why have we been looking for so long? ”

Lin Yayue pursed her lips and smiled again:

"Seeing how desperately you're digging, I don't know why, I can't bear to bother you. I'm sorry to worry you. As she spoke, Lin Yayue bowed deeply to me.

"Wow, granddaughter, you scared your grandfather's and pee out! Hurry up and let grandpa see if you have any less meat on you? How do I feel that you have changed from a C cup to a B cup, are you frozen? Do you want grandpa to help you rub it? Seeing that his granddaughter was safe and sound, the lewd nature of the lewd uncle was suddenly exposed again, and he was about to go up to give Lin Yayue a bear hug with a dead face, but Lin Yayue pulled her ears and pressed her to the ground.

Lin Yayue smiled at me helplessly and said:

"Okay, it's okay here, let's go back to the headquarters and see the true faces of those two monsters after they have been humanized."

On the way back, the obscene uncle kept holding Lin Yayue's wrist with her precious granddaughter, like a collector who picked up the collectibles that he didn't pay attention to on weekdays, and suddenly understood the value of the collectibles and kept rubbing Lin Yayue's body, making Lin Yayue spread her hands again and again, showing a helpless look, and I also looked at this pair of strange grandmothers with a wry smile, I couldn't believe how they were related.

But just as he was about to return to the headquarters, the lewd uncle's expression suddenly became solemn, as if he remembered something important, his eyes were gloomy, his brows were furrowed, and his mouth was repeated: "It's okay...... It's okay......"

Returned to the isolation area located in the control area of the military headquarters, I met Faye Wong and the others who were waiting there, at that time, they looked at the humanoid Pelidon and Yumir inside through the isolated glass wall, and I also quietly stepped forward and saw the true faces of the two divine beasts at close range for the first time.

"Qi Miao, you lower your ass a little, otherwise you will snatch the potato chips from Hua Xiaolazi's mouth and eat them, Faye Wong, you move your chest a little and it is about to sag, blocking my view...... And Hu Shubao, can you please move your leg a little by half an inch, your leg hair is stuck in my face......"

Hu Shubao gave me a blank look and said, "That's because you jumped up and hit my knee, Comrade Petit." ”

Gu Qingcheng glared at Hu Shubao fiercely and said:

"That's because you climbed on my back, Miss Sanitary Napkin."

I finally squeezed my scalp into the crowd, and I finally saw two figures lying on the medical bed in the isolation room.

"It's just that, it's still a face-bumping monster...... Does this count as an infringement of portrait rights? When I saw the figure on the bed, I finally couldn't help but exclaim.

"Then it depends on the face, if it is like this eldest sister and me, who is as beautiful as the queen of the fairies, it will definitely be counted as a portrait fee, but if it is an unkind queen mother like Allure......" Faye Wong hugged her chest and said proudly, halfway through speaking, she glanced at Gu Tingcheng with a fierce look on her face, and hurriedly changed her words, "...... That's double! ”

The two women lying on the bed were indeed like Agni, Aoi, and Shakoros before, each with the same face as the woman I knew well. One face collided with Gu Qingcheng, and the other collided with Ye Guimei.

"See, it's the same face as Sister Allure and Guimei, it's just the same standard as PS, so to speak...... They should have the same personality as the three face-bumping monsters before, right? Qi Miao turned her face and said.

Lin Yayue said: "While they haven't woken up yet, I think everyone should have a meeting to discuss it first." Each monster has a different personality, and we have to do what they like in order to impress them and get them to agree to the proposal and put on their wedding dresses. ”

Five minutes later, in the conference room, Gu Qingcheng hugged his chest and raised Erlang's legs, closed his eyes and recuperated, and was surrounded by Qi Miao and Hu Shubao to ask questions in turn, and Ye Guimei, who had always been taciturn and extremely lacking in presence, was also pushed to the center of attention for the first time.

Qi Miao put on a pair of female doctor's square-framed glasses in style, played cosplay, coughed, held the question card, and said: "Next, Sister Allure, I want to ask you a question related to the fate of the earth: What kind of man do you like the most?" You are given three seconds to answer - three! Well, answer! ”

Gu Tingcheng lifted her black willow spike boots high, revealing a pair of slender and smooth legs under the black cashmere coat, tightly wrapped in black mesh stockings.

Gu Qingcheng lazily stroked her bright red nails, and while holding a cup of black tea, he tasted it carefully, and said lightly:

"I have a heart, Qi Miao. Unfortunately, men have been abstained from since I graduated from elementary school. This kind of thing is love, which is just a child's play, just play in elementary school. ”

"Oh, that means you're a pedophile, Sister Allure. Tell me earlier. Qi Miao sighed, and then wrote the three big words "pedophile" on the answer sheet.

A mouthful of black tea suddenly spurted out of Gu Qingcheng's mouth.

"Qi Miao, if you don't erase the words on it, I don't mind using the soles of my high-heeled boots to pluck out your ears!" Gu Qingcheng raised his eyebrows and said angrily.

Qi Miao said calmly:

"No problem, I've been deaf and tinnitus lately, and it's estimated that earwax is blocking the ear canal, Sister Allure, you dig for me." Before he finished speaking, Gu Qingcheng snatched the answer sheet from Qi Miao's hand and tore it into pieces, and then stuffed it into the mouth of Hua Xiaolazi, who had been chewing potato chips for several hours.

Qi Miao coughed and said squeamishly:

"Sister Allure, just say it, we're not giving you a blind date, we're giving those little monsters a blind date, otherwise it's the end of the world, and everyone will be finished." Why don't we ask the question differently? Sister Allure, when you see what kind of man, your heart beats faster, your face is red, and you can't help but have an urge to hold on to him? ”

Gu Lingcheng said coldly:

"That's probably the old Wang next door, every time I see him, I want to grab him by the collar, stuff his bank card in his mouth, and force him to spit out the money he owes me."

Faye Wong crossed her chest with her hands around her chest, and interjected with a crooked mouth on the side:

"Come on, have time to be in a daze, don't waste your youth on such boring issues, there are more men who have died at her feet since she was a child than under the floor tiles of the Great Wall, and she is not interested in men at all. Allure she looked at it...... You know that you're only interested in money. Otherwise, if you look at her usual lifestyle, she eats foie gras in ounces, caviar in carats, and drinks mineral water that is airlifted from the Alps and has to be counted in gallons. Even the plastic film of sanitary napkins must be made of local tyrants. She has spent all her thoughts on these, how can she have time to fall in love? ”

Gu Qingcheng narrowed his eyes slightly, glanced at Faye Wong, but he was just holding the black tea, maintaining her always cold and arrogant iceberg queen temperament, and she was noncommittal about Faye Wong's answer.

I don't know why, I suddenly felt a little tense in the atmosphere, I looked at Gu Chengcheng, and then at Faye Wong, and I always felt that the momentum between the two was a little offended. At this moment, Lin Yayue clapped her hands at the right time, and said with a smile:

"It's not about the right thing, it's not about the person, no matter what, at least there's a direction, so it's easier to attack, isn't it just pretending to be a local tyrant, hehe. Then we will throw money, a lot of money, backed by the resources of the state apparatus of various countries on the whole planet, it must be easy to smash a super master - so the next operation code name for our action against Ymir is called - 'Men have to pretend'! ”

"Men have to pretend? It's a very sentimental name, and I like it. Hu Shubao clapped her hands in agreement, "But what should I do if there is still a monster?" Is that the big black bird that collided with Gui Mei? ”

Everyone turned to Ye Guimei, Ye Guimei was wearing a white dress, no lace, no beads and pendants, Bai Su was like Sadako in the midnight bell, plus Ye Guimei's long black hair that looked like a hanging waterfall and left a large shadow on her face almost flush with the eye peak, so that outsiders couldn't even see her eyes, and walking on the road in broad daylight can scare heart patients to death.

"Ghost girl, what about you? What kind of boys do you like? Just tell a ghost story and tell it to everyone. "Qi Miao is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

Ghost Sister is Ye Guimei's nickname, because her dress and appearance are too similar to Sadako in the Midnight Bell, plus the name itself is close to the sound, so she got such a nickname, but Ghost Sister herself never seems to mind.

The ghost girl sat in a corner of the conference table and shyly, shyly kneading her little hands without saying a word. She is usually not good at words, her voice is low and thin, if you don't listen to her carefully, ordinary people will mistakenly think that it is the wind in her ears or the crying of a female ghost floating from somewhere.

Hu Shubao looked at the ghost sister with a look of wanting to speak and stopped, as if she remembered something, and said:

"I remember, the ghost girl did have a relationship with a boy before."

"Oh? Really? Hu Shubao's words immediately attracted the attention of everyone's gossip.

"Really. And it's in our class! Hu Shubao said, "But it seems that the boy unilaterally pursued the ghost girl." ”

Faye Wong happily snatched the potato chips from Hua Xiaolazi's hand, and asked while eating:

"And what about later? How are they? ”

Later, when the boy was watching "The Grudge", the ghost girl happened to go to his house. I haven't seen the boy come to school since. Hu Shubao said helplessly.

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Lin Yayue coughed and changed her words:

"Let's not talk about sadness, let's ask another question. Guimei, what kind of movies and TV series do you usually watch? Do you watch Korean dramas, Japanese dramas, or American dramas? Is there any actor in it that you like? ”

Ye Guimei raised her head, revealing a pair of dark eyes under her forehead covered by bangs, and then she quickly made a long list of movies:

"Zombie", "Old Corpse in the Mountain Village", "World War Z", "Death Video", "Midnight Bell 123", "Curse", "Return of the Zombie", "Zombie Massacre", "Ghost Grave", "Senior Brother Hitting the Ghost", ......

"Uh......" Lin Yayue looked at the list of movies given by Ye Guimei in sweat, and fell into a long contemplation.

"I can be sure why the yin qi on your body is always so heavy, ghost sister, no man dares to approach you anymore, are these movies you give people to watch!?" Faye Wong looked at the ghost sister with an angry look, and the ghost sister lowered her head in shame. The ghost sister is not good at words, she always keeps silent about what kind of man she likes, and her secrecy is even worse than Gu Qingcheng. Seeing the appearance of the ghost girl, everyone can almost conclude that she really only loves the dead and not the living.

"Hey, what can I do about this? Sister Allure loves money and doesn't love men, ghost sisters love zombies and don't love living people, even money worship is okay, even necrophilia has appeared, can't there be a few normal people? Qi Miao learned from Brother Yixiu to drill holes in his head, but he still couldn't come up with a way.

Lin Yayue frowned and pondered:

"Actually, it's not like there's no way to ......"

"Yayue, what do you have in mind?" Qi Miao looked at Lin Yayue with interest.

Lin Yayue smiled bitterly and said:

"It's not a whimsy idea, it's a crooked idea, since the ghost sister doesn't like the living, then, let's simply arrange a zombie for her to have a dark marriage, the action code, it's called - people and ghosts are not over!"

I spurted out a mouthful of old blood on the spot, wiped the corners of my mouth and said:

"Ghost love? Yayue, you're going against the sky, aren't you? Where are you going to find zombies? ”

Lin Yayue blinked smartly and said:

"If we can't find zombies, can't we make one? Xiao Shiyilang, this difficult task is handed over to you! ”

"Me? Ya Yan Butterfly, I already plan to wash my hands in the golden basin, abandon medicine and follow literature, and never do this kind of cheating and deception again...... "I said angrily.

"Don't be like this, Xiao Shiyilang, you have already won four yuan, how unlucky is four? Putting together six is the perfect ending. Faye Wong unceremoniously patted me on the back, but I could only smile bitterly.

Qi Miao asked Lin Yayue curiously:

"Sister Yayue, you are so resourceful and intelligent, you even thought of the code name of the operation so quickly. So how do you do it? ”

Lin Yayue said with a smile:

"Actually, these are all inspired by the novels I have written before, and I have accumulated them over the years. The specific process of our action, in simple terms, is the 'deformation meter'! ”

"Deformation?" Everyone looked at Lin Yayue with confused faces.

Lin Yayue said:

"Here's how it works. Gu Tingcheng was born in a noble family because he was born in a noble family since he was a child, and he was exposed to too much gold, silver, jewelry, luxury cars and famous clothes, so if she had created luxurious living conditions for Yu Mier from the beginning, she would definitely not have feelings for Xiao Shiyi Lang, who pretended to be a rich man. So at the beginning, we wanted Yumir to live in the countryside, be a child of a poor family, and feel the simplicity of the countryside! In this way, when she sees Xiao Shiyi Lang later, she will have a psychological difference. ”

"On the other hand, because Gui Mei's personality is more introverted, she usually has less contact with people, and she is not good at words, so we have to turn it around, and shoehorn Pelidon into the social circle of celebrities at the beginning, so that she can get in touch with the nightlife of celebrities and nobles, red lights, green wine, and singing every night, so that she will have a sense of loneliness if she is not sociable, and then let Xiao Shiyi Lang appear as a lonely waiter with a similar status as Pelidon, and stage a bitter love scene, and finally come to a ghost love, it is very logical!"

"Tut-tut, Sister Yayue, you can almost be the planner of a blind date show. Now I realize that writers are a terrible group. Qi Miao was full of praise and applauded.

"Sounds like it's reliable, so let's do it...... By the way," Hu Shubao suddenly remembered something, "Because a large number of male contestants were eliminated when I was fighting the monsters of Charkolos and Leviathan before, I heard that this time the government has re-selected a large number of male guests from all over the world, and I am afraid that this time our competitors will be more fierce than the previous round." ”

"What are you afraid of, there is this palace, I will let them come in vertically and lie down and go out." Faye Wong rubbed his hands and said.

As a character who has quelled two monster riots in a row, I am very valued by the official, plus Faye Wong and they are here, the official is naturally more optimistic about me, but I myself have begun to be tired and tired of the next strategy, whenever I recall the faces of Xiaokui, Xiaowei, and Charkolos, I will have a strong sense of self-blame, and even have a disgust for myself, I even want to withdraw from this vexatious marriage proposal, but Faye Wong and the military have repeatedly stopped me, persuaded me to carry out the task to the end.

Because my psychological condition is not good, for the sake of insurance, the official also invited a large group of more reliable figures than in the previous round of battles, I heard that these characters are either young and promising rich second generation in business, or the princes of the British royal family, the descendants of European nobles, each of which has a very big background.

Yumir woke up four hours later, and before she woke up, the military had taken the lead in sending her by helicopter to a remote mountainous area, where she lived in a simple and backward mountain village, where there were no electrical appliances or modern equipment, in short, all kinds of inconveniences, in Qi Miao's words, a place where mosquitoes would bite and swell her butt if she went to the hut and squatted in the pit.

And Pelidon was sent to Jiangxinzhou, where there are the richest people in Nanjing, commonly known as Regal Island, which is the richest place in Nanjing, where hundreds of top domestic tycoons live.

In terms of Lin Yayue's plan, this is the so-called deformation meter, the psychological position difference strategy method.

"The first and second days are the adaptation period, and any woman will have a sense of rejection of the unfamiliar environment, so it is necessary to let Pelidon and Ymir become familiar with their living environment, adjust their psychological state, and know that their situation has a psychological orientation for themselves before they carry out the strategy." Lin Yayue, the chief planner of the operation, remotely broadcast the progress of the operation through the headset, "During this period, Xiao Shiyilang, please let you use your strong memory and learning ability to quickly adapt to the role you need to play." ”

In Lin Yayue's script, I need to play two diametrically opposed characters, one is the humble waitress in the sorority and the British royal family Prince William, who is also the first heir to the royal family. It was a real challenge for me to interpret these two characters seamlessly.

For this reason, the official airlifted many teachers and ballroom dance instructors of aristocratic etiquette courses to me, so that I could memorize these aristocratic elements by heart with my strong memory.

In the past two days, the military has also asked a social group to negotiate with Pellidon and Ymir, telling them that humans do not want to conflict with them, as long as they can adapt to the life of human society, humans can accommodate and accept them, and give them a good social status. In fact, this set has been used by the military as early as the time of Agni and Chakolos, and it is a kind of military negotiation wisdom. But this kind of negotiation is only to ensure their lives, and in order for them to fall in love with humans, it is necessary to have special raiders to break into their inner world.

During the training, I also kept following the very different life experiences of Yumir and Pellidon, through surveillance video. Ymir's life can be described as miserable:

I live in a thatched-roof earthen tile house, the windows are papier-mΓ’chΓ©, and there is a hole with a big head, I only eat two meals a day, I eat millet porridge with the old godmother, I use a broken bowl with a missing corner, chopsticks of different lengths, I sit on a bench with an inclination of 15 degrees, I wash my feet with a basin with a broken bottom, a kettle without a kettle lid, I sleep in my mother's bed full of springs, the three-hole plug in the room is equipped with a two-hole socket, the dirt in the kettle grows vegetable seedlings, as for the sewer mouth, Blocked by a group of fist-sized cockroaches with their fat bodies, the straw paper in the toilet was yellow both before and after use.

What's even more terrifying is that no matter whether it's day or night, there are always two aunts outside the house who are competing and scolding each other:

"Do you think it's great to be able to afford breakfast? My family has always eaten old godmothers with finger cakes! ”

"Do you think your son is very fashionable in an ox cart? My son takes the paid bus every day! ”

"Do you think it's great to have a credit card with a four-cent overdraft? Any zipper in my bag can turn out a stack of green ***! ”

"We always go to paid public toilets! Eat Master Kong with eggs! ”

"Hahaha, poor bird, what's that? Our family has always only used foreign oil lamps, and we don't need to pick our fingers when we go to the toilet! ”

"Hahaha, Dick, we always have twelve TVs in our house! There are always more than two sheets of toilet paper in the bathroom! ”

The so-called poverty is a disease, and it will be infected after a long time, under the influence of the village girl specially arranged by the military, Yumir is also invisibly receiving the influence of poor culture, especially under the indiscriminate scolding 24 hours a day, I see that Yumir has begun to go to the verge of collapse, especially when she wears a cloth dress made of a patched Baina shirt, holding a cracked wooden shoe in the middle, and carrying a wooden bucket full of water to wash the manure tank with a shawl, my whole worldview has a feeling of being subverted, Unexpectedly, the clone of Gu Qingcheng, who has always been noble and arrogant, was so miserable after becoming a villager.

On the other hand, it was Pelidon, whose silky black hair was parted in the middle, and the blue heap collar gown was paired with a translucent cut-out shawl, and then wrapped in a shell-colored sequential scarf, which set off a kind of pearl and jade aristocratic queen temperament, and the flaming red lips revealed a kind of charm and charm. This is the red carpet look designed by the ElieSaab brand designer from Lebanon, such an elegant and luxurious shape directly pulls the charm of Ye Guimei three steps in a row, making her exude a charming brilliance all over her body, which is simply revealing the momentum of people blocking people and killing people from top to bottom.

"It's really a person who relies on clothes and Buddhas rely on men to dress up as women, I didn't expect Sadako to become a goddess." Qi Miao looked at the transformed Pelidon, and said with admiration.

"Yes, last time I heard that the ghost girl went to the interview five times, and the interviewer was scared to pee six times, and now it is estimated that the interviewer is eager to suck the urine back through the nostrils!" Hu Shubao is full of spirits. "It's just that, Sister Yayue, is your plan really reliable? It feels like you're planning to either play a big game of chess or make a big death. ”

Lin Yayue put her finger against the center of her lips, smiled mysteriously, and said:

"Don't worry, the script has just begun."