In two days, both Pellidon and Ymir began to gradually accept the reality that they could no longer change back to their original form, not only became familiar with their environment, but also began to try to live in human form, and at the same time, because of the influence of the surrounding environment, the mentality of the two women had completely different development routes.

Lin Yayue was like a professional female teacher, holding a whip to instruct:

"The first to do the raid was Pelidon. Tonight, there's a social dance party on Regal Island in Nanjing, Xiao Shiyilang, it's a good time for you to make your debut. Lin Yayue said.

"Okay." I nodded solemnly, not decided.

Lin Yayue looked at me sensitively and said:

"Are you still thinking about Aoi?"

I was shocked, and my heart was like cold water poured on me, but I didn't deny it.

"There are some other ......," I whispered.

Hearing Lin Yayue mention Xiao Kui and Xia Koros, the atmosphere present suddenly became a little stiff and weird.

"Xiao Shiyilang, actually...... You don't have to blame yourself too much. Because of this matter, we are also responsible, we helped you to tackle it together, in fact, we are also very guilty. Qi Miao stepped forward and said.

I looked sideways in surprise and saw Qi Miao looking at me with a complicated look, and her cheeks were also tinged with a faint layer of pink:

"Actually...... One thing we didn't tell you was that after Shakoros, Xiaokui and Xiaowei disappeared, three balls of light appeared in front of me, Hua Xiaolan and Hu Shubao, and those three balls ...... It just burrowed into our body and disappeared as if it had become a part of us. However, I always felt that they didn't really disappear...... I feel like Chakolos is inside me, it's like a part of my memories, connected to my flesh and blood, I can feel her emotions, I can feel her heartbeat and temperature, and even when I'm dreaming, I can dream about the memories of the two of you from the perspective of Chakolos......"

"Uh-huh, I feel that way too!" Hua Xiaolazy squeezed forward and nodded while eating the ninety-ninth bag of potato chips.

"Speaking of which...... I'm the same way. Hu Shubao touched his head and said, "Could this be the legendary evil spirit possession?" ”

Qi Miao's answer surprised me.

Qi Miao patted me on the back and whispered in my ear, "I feel that maybe they are just asleep in Shakoros, and in my body, one day, they may wake up." ”

"And then it becomes our inner personality, and then it becomes the other self that we can call upon at our disposal in a critical moment? If that's the case, it's great, and in the future, I'll leave all the underwear and underwear to the insider, and I just need to be responsible for sleeping! Do you think we can all become superhumans who can go to heaven and earth? "Hu Shubao is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

I knew that Qi Miao's words were just comforting me, but to be honest, her words did reduce some of the heaviness in my heart. I nodded, touched the brain tumor examination report in my pocket, and said with a forced smile:

"Thank you, I'm the man who wants to be the king of pickles. Let's just wait and see how I get my hands on it! ”

That night, I changed into a waiter's professional attire, wore a normal hairstyle, and rushed to the ball where Pellidon and various celebrities were playing. My task this time is quite difficult, but I have seen the list of these celebrities, and many of the celebrities who came to the banquet this time are big names with international influence. For example, the heirs of some oil tycoons, the tigers of old European families, the sons and daughters of many large conglomerates in northern and southern China, as well as the authentic current British prince William and the rich second generation of some multinational groups. If you pick out any of these people, the assets behind them may be comparable to those of some small African countries.

Although I also have the support of the state apparatus behind me, I am still a little lacking in confidence, after all, these celebrities are really elites who have been educated by the aristocracy since childhood, and their bearing is extraordinary after all. In addition to men, of course, there are many women who come together, and these women are certainly not idle people, all of them are powerful heroines, and many of them have a higher social status than those sons. Of course, in order to help me assist, Faye Wong and her sisters also took the initiative to change their costumes and participate in this dance.

"Hey, Masatsuki, why do I feel like so many single men are coming? This doesn't seem to be the same as saying yes? "I looked around and watched the male characters who were just as glaring as me at the ball, and I couldn't help but feel a sense of vigilance in my heart. No matter how you look at it, it's clear that these men are all running for Pellidon.

"Alas, the secrecy is not in place, and the news of Pelidon's marriage seems to have spread through the avenue, and many people have come all the way, these people are very big, and the military is forced to approve it...... Xiao Shiyilang, come on, love is stolen, women are robbed! As long as you succeed, you are a pirate...... Ah, don't say it's leaking, the king of pickles! Lin Yayue cheered for me on the other end of the communication machine.

Lin Yayue's words were full of confidence, I combed my hair with a wine glass on my face, the ball party was already playing the violin ensemble of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, celebrities began to look for dance partners, or invited to dance, or on the side of the dance hall to talk eagerly, the atmosphere was hot.

Just when the atmosphere of the ballroom was at its hottest, there was a sudden commotion in the ballroom, the door of the ballroom opened gently, and a delicate and light white figure floated in along the red carpet like a gust of wind.

Pelidon came, she was wearing a blue pile collar gown, with a translucent cut-out shawl, black hair coiled, her steps were soft, like a ghost, and she revealed a noble princess temperament all over her body.

If I hadn't seen Pellidon's dress in the surveillance footage before, I would have been amazed at her subversive image transformation.

The moment Peliton appeared, she became the focus of the most attention, and many men naturally stepped forward to her and bowed to her, but they obviously didn't know Pelidon's character, Pelidon's character is a copy of the ghost girl, what is the character of the ghost sister? Just watch a few episodes of "Midnight Bell".

According to Lin Yayue's evaluation criteria, Qi Miao's character is that people are crazy, and the character of the ghost girl is that she is afraid of ghosts.

Sure enough, in less than three seconds, at the moment when facing the celebrities who flocked to the top, Pelidon's original form was suddenly revealed, only to see her standing there with a cold and white face, her two hands were clenched into nine yin white bone claws, clattering and twisting, her body was stiff and straight, her dark eyes were gurgling and turning, and the ghost sister also had a very bad habit, when she looked at people, she would always put her face in front of the tip of other people's noses and stare at it, in fact, she couldn't help it, but when others were her gloomy eyes, Others will always subconsciously feel that they have done something wrong, and then it is someone else who is nervous.

"Hello, Miss Perridon, I have admired my name for a long time." A man held out his hand to Pelidon, smiling.

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Pelidon, twisting his neck in a robot-like stiff motion, looked at the man, smiled and showed a mouthful of white teeth that were brushed together, and let out an eerie laugh in his throat that seemed to float from under the Nine Shadows.

"Ahh The man screamed in fright and fell to the ground, his crotch wet.

"Hahahaha, as expected." Seeing the man who was frightened by Pelidon, Faye Wong's voice came, "If you want to have a normal relationship with the ghost girl, these men are too naïve, you must know that the difficulty of the ghost sister in our style apartment was NO.1, and she belonged to the thunder and can't move the corpse type, hum." ”

Pelidon smiled, the foundation that the makeup artist had put on her face before all fell to the ground, revealing the white face of Gu Sensen under the foundation, under the illumination of LED lights, Pelidon's face was as white as a bone dug out of the ground, and with her white teeth, it looked even more terrifying under the flickering light.

In fact, in terms of appearance, the ghost sister is definitely not bad, but in Faye Wong's words, the ghost sister's temperament is a little crooked, the ghost sister belongs to the kind of morbid and beautiful woman, from the perspective of a certain type of people, I am afraid that it is at the level of a big beauty, but from the perspective of ordinary people, it may not be acceptable.

Sure enough, seeing the man who was frightened away by himself, the smile on Pelidon's face suddenly stiffened, and as if he had been hit hard, he stopped talking, just stood alone in the crowd, looking at the crowd around him at a loss, not knowing how to deal with it or how to refuse. Someone tried to show her favor and ask her to dance, and Peliton naturally agreed, but when the man was trampled on by Pelidon, only the socks that exposed his thumb were left, the other party still despaired.

"Haha, if you want to dance with the ghost girl, what a group of naïve humans, don't you know that the ghost girl's motor nerves grow upside down?" Faye Wong became proud again.

But the people around him are not covered, seeing that several times to talk to Peliton were unsuccessful, knowing that Peliton is not good at words, so they began to change their strategy, the first to appear is a boy, he actually performed pigeon magic directly in the center of the dance hall, and then began to invite Pelidon to the stage to perform with him on the grounds that he needed a female assistant.

Seeing Pellidon, who was shy on the performance venue, this time I finally became alert.

"What should I do, I'm going to be preempted?"

"Afraid of what? If they want to perform, let them perform enough. Yayue, turn off the power switch. ”

“OK。”

I heard Yayue's response in the headphones, and just as the boy was about to release the pigeon, the electric switch suddenly cut off, and the field was suddenly dark, and by the time the power was restored, the pigeon had already disappeared.

The magic was interrupted, and the boy was also very embarrassed, who would have thought that there were other magic tricks in this guy, one trick didn't work, and another trick was made, but Yayue was also addicted to pulling the electric switch, and the other party pulled the electric switch once he performed, and he was forced to code the whole process of his performance.

In the end, Faye Wong saw that this guy still refused to stop, so she directly took advantage of the darkness when the electric switch was closed to strip off the clothes of that guy, and when the power was restored, she was so frightened that the guy's soul flew away and hit the wall directly out of the door.

"Hey, Faye Wong, your trick is too ruthless, right?"

"Who let these dudes get their hands on it and make trouble? This dance hall was originally our plan, how can they be allowed to speculate? Don't forget, Xiao Shiyilang, we are a group, a team, you are our captain, I don't allow our team to admit defeat casually. Faye Wong said in a rough voice. Okay, hurry up, look, Pelidon's isolated. ”

I raised my eyes, and sure enough, because of several failed conversations, everyone gradually realized that Pelidon is not a bone to gnaw, especially the magic prince who was stripped of his clothes by Faye Wong just now, which made people have scruples, and did not dare to come forward to talk to Pelidon, so for a period of time, although the dance hall was still singing and dancing, but Pelidon was indeed isolated, although people who passed by Peliton would be respectful to her, but it was only limited to respect, and I also observed, Pelidon's face was lonely.

"Don't think that the ghost girl is a good girl who is easy to bully, in fact, her heart is more sensitive than anyone else, she sees every move and deed of others, and no one can deceive her." Faye Wong reminded me. "Xiao Shiyilang, next, it's time for you to show your acting skills and recite lines."

"No problem. Everyone is optimistic, and the next thing is the time to witness the miracle. ”

I hummed, then took a deep breath and strode up from the ballroom bar, finally when it was time for me to show off my acting skills.

With steady steps, I walked to the wenge table closest to Pelidon, where a man and a woman were drinking and talking.

Then, with a flick of my gaze, a flick of my clothes, and a curl of my mouth, I took a sharp step, then fell to my knees with a thud and hugged the thigh of the man sitting at the round table.

"Wow, what a cold day, sir, buy some scorch! I'm so cold, so hungry, so lonely! If you don't buy any more wine, I'll freeze to death! ”

"Yes, although the acting skills are a little exaggerated, but the feelings are sincere, I give five points." Faye Wong's voice came at the right time. "Come on, impress her with your misery."

I was very pleased with my performance, and the men and women sitting at the round table looked at me with an idiot-like performance.

But they didn't speak rudely, and the man restrained his emotions and asked me:

"I don't drink, do you have anything else to drink here besides wine? Or can you eat something? ”

I burst into tears and laughed, and said:

"Yes, yes! There is a 7.5 medium-rare steak, an 82-year-old coke, do you want it? ”

The man nodded yes. So I took a cup of bubble tea, put all the pearls in it, and respectfully presented it.

"What do you mean by that?" The man frowned and looked at the milk tea ceremony with only pearls. "You actually came to me to make trouble, you dare to fight!"

Hearing his words, my whole body jumped up in place.

He stared at me and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Shake your guts." I replied honestly while holding my guts and shaking my body.

"You're in for it, aren't you?" The man looked at me like an animal.

"yes, I'm sincere." I replied as I shivered and trembled.

"You're sick in the head, aren't you?" The man slapped angrily.

"yes, yes, how do you know?" I took the brain tumor diagnosis from my pocket and handed it over with an innocent face.

The man glanced at it, and spurted blood on the spot, almost dying.

Perhaps impressed by my superb acting skills, the man pulled up the woman next to him and ran away as if hiding from the plague.

"No, sir, you haven't paid yet!" I cried and cried as I caught up, and then, "just in time", I tripped over my shoelace and rolled in front of Pelidon, falling and gnawing on the mud. "Oh my God, why am I so miserable, why am I so stupid, is it really that God is jealous of talents and wants to cut off my life? It's not my fault that I'm handsome......"

A group of onlookers around him immediately flocked to him, with a look of "You can deceive people with your exaggerated acting skills?" He looked at me.

But soon to everyone's surprise, Peliton actually sat down, and then helped me to my feet, and she even wiped my face with her sleeve. When the men around them were thinking about how to please Pellidon, they spurted three liters of blood and almost died of blood loss.

"It's okay...... Right? "Pellidon's eyes looked straight at me with the eyes behind the shadow of his bangs.

"Woo woo woo, you're so good to me! Better than my mom! I gave Pellidon a big bear hug with a handful of snot and tears, and thanked him inarticulately.

"Well done, Xiao Shiyilang! That's right, this is the right way to raid Pelidon! Pelidon's character is a copy of the ghost girl, because the ghost sister is always clumsy, she can't do anything well, and she often has an inferiority complex in her heart, so she has a sympathy for people who are weaker and stupider than her! Those rich sons who dress rich and drive famous cars and talk about extraordinary things will make the ghost girl feel alienated! Come on, a good start is half the battle! Faye Wong cheered on the other end of the headset.

I was full of pounces, and Pelidon never expected it. But she didn't resist, but let me hold her and "cry" in front of her. This kind of acting that is difficult for a three-year-old child to deceive is the most powerful killer for Pelidon, who is seriously lacking in social experience.

Peliton actually patted me on the back and asked me:

“…… Does it hurt? ”

"It hurts, it hurts! Woooooo I pinched my neck in pain and said, "Ah, no, Ya Butterfly, I feel like I'm dying, ah no, I want fresh air, Mom...... Oh no, I can't walk, Goddess, can you take me? ”

Peliton looked at me with dark eyes, then nodded without saying a word, and helped me out of the ballroom. In front of the angry audience around me, I triumphantly compared to scissorhands—with my back to Pelidon, of course.

At the entrance of the stairs of the main hall outside the ballroom, I breathed in the fresh air, sobbed uncontrollably, and said in a simple and honest tone:

"Thank you, you, you are so good to me! Better than my own mom! Woo woo woo ......" I rubbed my eyes and cried bitterly as if I remembered something, "It's not like others, who will only bully me and call me stupid." You're the nicest, nicest person I've ever met. ”

"No, actually, I'm ...... too" Pellidon looked at me at a loss, not knowing how to speak.

I immediately gushed out:

"My name is Cowherd, but my mother gave birth to eleven sons like me, and I am the youngest, so everyone else calls me Little Eleven. I've been very stupid since I was a child, and others always like to bully me and call me stupid. I was also really stupid, and I didn't know how to go to the men's restroom until I was eighteen. When I was in elementary school, my dad always used 'three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work' to motivate me, because I always took 10 points in the exam, and the remaining 90 points were in the teacher's place. I failed my Chinese language in the primary school leaving exam because the teacher asked us to use 'wrinkles' to form sentences. I wrote: 'My dad has a lot of wrinkles on his eggs. 'I missed the word on my face. When I was in junior high school, my biology teacher bullied me, saying that Darwin's theory of species mutation could not mutate a species like me. The physics teacher also bullied me, saying that if I went to a handstand in the rain for three hours on a rainy day, I would be able to discover the truth. So I did. The teacher asked me what I thought. I said I felt like a fool. The teacher said that this is the truth. My classmates also bullied me all the time, saying that if I was given a sow, I would be able to create a nation...... I'm so miserable! I tried to kill myself by swallowing feces several times, but my boss said it wasn't necessary because I only had in my head...... Woooooo ”

"I don't believe what my boss says, I have to prove myself! So I lay down on the road, and as a result, a dog came running up and almost ate my head! I hid my face and cried, "What's more, I interviewed five times after I resigned, and the interviewer threw up six times while wearing a mask!" I finally got here to work as a waiter, and now it looks like I'm going to lose my job again! ”

Peliton sat quietly and listened to me, and through my fingers I could see Pelidon's eyes sparkle in the darkness.

"Only you, you are the first person in my life to help me! It's the sun of my life! I chanted to Pelidon.

Pelidon, looking at me with a cloudy face, muttered:

“…… In fact...... I'm not as good as you think...... I'm just like you...... I'm stupid too......"

"Don't say that! You're the most perfect woman I've ever met! I touched my snot and said honestly, "No one else can compare to you!" ”

Pelidon's expression was a little complicated, and she sat down on the steps with me in her white dress.

“…… I'm different...... Also, not very good at talking. Pellidon's eyes were a little dark. Moreover, I am also stupid and don't understand anything. ”

"Well done, Xiao Shiyilang, you have aroused the inferiority complex in Pelidon's heart, and next, it is time for her to find self-confidence in you. If Pellidon realizes that she is only superior when you are by her side, she will increase her dependence on you! "Lin Yayue is commanding remotely." Start with the details, let her realize her ability and importance to you from the details! ”

Lin Yayue's words gave me a hint, and I continued to pretend to be stupid, and said, "No, no, no, you are the best, sister goddess!" Sister goddess, you helped me, I'll invite you to drink something delicious! ”

As he spoke, he took out a bottle of drink prepared in advance from his clothes, pretended to twist the lid for a long time, but he couldn't unscrew it, and said discouragedly:

"I'm so stupid that I can't even unscrew the cap, can you help me?"

Pelidon naturally did not refuse, the cap had actually been loosened in advance, and Pelidon only twisted it slightly, and the cap was naturally opened.

"Wow, that's amazing!" I clapped my hands and said humbly.

"I can't unscrew it no matter how I twist it, you can unscrew it at once, it's amazing! I adore you so much! ”

“…… But I shot you in the face......"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll lick it." I licked my face with my tongue and smiled. "You're so good, you shot me in the face, so accurate!"

“…… But your clothes are wet, too. Pelidon said.

"It's okay, it's okay, there are shopping malls nearby to buy clothes, just buy clothes and go to the hotel to change!" I asked duly in time.

Pelidon saw that I looked silly, and after thinking for a while, he nodded in agreement, and I was immediately overjoyed.

"There's a set, Xiao Shiyilang, so quickly abducted other girls to go to the mall, and tricked them into the hotel to open a room?" Faye Wong admired on the other end of the headset.

Of course, these are the scripts that Lin Yayue arranged for me, and Lin Yayue arranged in advance the mint candy packets to strengthen the spray power in the drinks I gave me, so that I could get close to Pelidon in a way that was wet with the drink.

When Peliton unscrewed the cap just now, I had already aimed at the position of the mouth of the bottle, the purpose of which was to be shot in the face by her in order to further develop the plot.

"Well done, the girl is the same as urine, she is all taken out, Xiao Shiyilang, you can trick people into shopping so easily, you are simply the true legend of Ximen Qing." Qi Miao didn't forget to praise it.

They said they were going to the mall, but in fact it was just an excuse to get close to Pelidon, and it seemed more natural to ask her out alone and not be misunderstood by her, so that a fool would believe that we would really go to the mall next. Of course, there is a series of pre-conceived scripts waiting for you. Among the conceivers of these scripts, many of them came out of the screenwriting team that won the Oscar for Best Screenplay, and there are countless Golden Bear Awards, Golden Rooster Awards, Golden Monkey Awards, Golden Horse Awards, Golden Dragon Awards, and Golden Star Awards.

After leaving the ballroom, the next direction of the script is very easy to control. The main purpose is to give Peliton a sense of accomplishment in her heart, so that she can have a sense of self-identity in front of me, find self-worth, and thus form a dependence on me. This was my main goal for this raider, so in the next series of scenes, my silly appearance contrasted sharply with the image of the goddess of Pelidon.

When I took a taxi, no matter how many times I put up my hand, I would walk around the taxi, and when I made a stop in the middle of the main road, the traffic of the whole street would instantly freeze.

When crossing the street, I walk an average of three steps to step on dog shit, while Pellidon walks an average of five steps to step on it!

When I was in the mall, I could encounter lottery, discounts, discounts, discounts, clearance jumping sales, upside down, and shaking M stores to kneel to give prizes and other activities, and wherever I went, I would encounter the phenomenon of store price increases and closures.

Peliton is simply the goddess of luck descending to earth, and I am the plague god in the world, although Peliton inherited the introverted and dark character of the ghost girl, and seriously lacks all kinds of social common sense, but it doesn't matter at all, all kinds of prizes and gifts will come one after another as if they are attracted by magnets, and Pelidon's stepping on dog shit - will step on a gold ring. When he accidentally walked into the men's public toilet, he would run into a salesman who gave away free tissues. When Pellidon bumps into a passerby, he will drop his phone, wallet, wig, and indecent photos, and then after being thanked by him, the other party will give him a luxury gift bag with gratitude. Eat the chaos tried on the side of the road, and I will eat mothballs, while Pelidon, I will eat peeing cow pills that can shoot five meters away.

"It's amazing, Sister Dong, you've won the lottery again, you're so amazing. How? Why am I always so stupid and unlucky? ......"I marveled at the fact that Pellidon had been one of the lucky ones again and again, and I slipped my beard and slapped my horse. All in all, I can't let her have an inferiority complex after a whole night's actions, and every time Peliton makes an unintentional mistake I have to find a way to correct her mistake and turn it into a kind of luck, and there is really no way, then I also have to show a stupid and unlucky behavior than Pelidon, so that she has the self-consolation idea that she is not the worst one. Subtly, I just want her to have a feeling that I am her admirer, a crazy fan and even a believer.

In the face of my admiration and envy eyes again and again, although Pelidon felt incredulous at first, but slowly and passively I was brought into the stage scene where she is the goddess of luck, whether she believes it or not, she will play the role of a good goddess in order to match my words of admiration.

"How is it, Faye Wong, what is the favorability?" While Pelidon's attention, I secretly asked Faye Wong about Pelidon's favorability.

"The progress bar is now 43%, it's slow but it looks smooth, Pelidon is also enjoying the process, keep it up, improve a little more, and we can have some big material!" Faye Wong shouted.

“OK。” I ended the communication with Faye Wong, my face relaxed, and I suddenly turned back into a silly image and slipped back to Pelidon's side.

Then I accompanied Peliton to play goldfishing. Of course, the goldfish caught by Pelidon are all varieties that have been paralyzed by discharge, and they are all mentally retarded products that are stupidly waiting to be caught, so the result is, of course, that Pelidon's full load. Then there is the game of stun gun shooting target and air gun balloon shooting, as long as the reaction area of the target is determined in advance, and a remotely controlled needle switch is placed in the balloon, it can naturally create the illusion of a hundred shots. Then there is the crane machine, this thing is simpler, as long as the grip of the crane machine iron claw is improved, you can grasp one accurately. All in all, in just one hour, Pellidon has become the queen of video game cities, shopping malls and food streets. And the perfect contrast with her is me, as a silly me, of course what to do and what not to do, to become a qualified foil. Of course, Pellidon also gave me her prize as a way to encourage my disappointment, which is normal for winners and losers, but I'm just going to take advantage of that.

"Sister Dong, I really worship and worship you, you are so good to me, you are simply a fairy sister and a goddess of luck! You remind me of my dead mom...... Woo woo, you give me so much delicious and fun, I want to worship you as a teacher, follow you for the rest of my life, no matter what you ask me to do, I will listen to you, as long as you don't dislike me, okay? Can you take me in? "I followed Pellidon like a fart, and I kept saying flattering words.

In the face of my shell-like bombardment, Pelidon was also at a loss. Whether it's a ghost sister or Pelidon, they have never been stalked like this, and in terms of dealing with emotional entanglements, Pelidon will not be much better than the ghost girl.

“…… I ......" Pellidon looked at me quietly, and stopped talking. She and I stood facing each other on the main road, and for a moment, fell silent.

"Okay, Pelidon's hesitation, at least it means that she won't reject you directly, which shows that the script has progressed almost, if you want to further develop with her, you must create contradictions, the so-called beating is love and scolding, only by creating a certain contradiction and then reuniting can you increase feelings! Let's get started! "Lin Yayue was conducting remote command, and then, a group of men who came out of nowhere suddenly surrounded us Pelidon.

The men were dressed in tatters, dressed as beggars, with crutches in one hand and a broken bowl in the other—in a word, so poor that all that was left was underwear, and that they were hollowed out in the front and back.

"......GODDESS, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Take me as a disciple, and let me touch your light. ”

"Yes, you also take me as an apprentice, others say that my photo is posted on the wall to ward off evil spirits, and contraception on the bed, I just don't want to live, until I see you, my life suddenly sunrise in the east, please let me be your believer! If you really can't do it, you can be my mother! ”

"Me too, I'm also very miserable, I haven't had a father or mother since I was a child, and people who see me say that I look like a cigarette, and I want to smoke it when I see it!"

The sudden scene completely stunned Pelidon.

And I crossed my waist stupidly and said unconvinced: "You, who are you?" Is it worse than miserable, a hundred years before you? I stepped on a lump of shit every three steps! Is anyone worse than me? ”

A seaweed-headed beggar suddenly asked blankly:

"Oh? Aren't roads paved with shit? As he spoke, he took out a certificate from his waist bag, which read: Guinness Professional Dog Stepping Household, with an average of three lumps per step, and a lotus flower every step! It is called Huatuo in the world!

"This ...... This doesn't count, the doctor said that I suffer from 21 diseases such as beriberi, conjunctivitis, enteritis, tonsillitis, and **endometritis! I straightened my chest and said.

As soon as my words fell, a beggar fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, his eyes rolled and his whole body convulsed:

"No...... I can't do it, my prostatitis has infected the brain, I can't do it...... Help me! ”

"Yes, my hemorrhoids have grown to my face, and I have no cure!" A beggar took out his phone, slapped it on his buttocks, and hung it on his face.

I was dumbfounded and said:

"That's—that's not counting! I have no father or mother, and my family is ruined! ”

After speaking, one beggar directly punched the other to the ground, and cried:

"My little brother, what's wrong with you, why are you just gone! You can't die, I've been dependent on you for so many years, you and I have always been our own flesh and blood, but I haven't even given you a full meal, I can't think of a white-haired person sending a black-haired person, ahhh......h

I almost spurted blood on the spot, and Pellidon was even more dumbfounded.

"Goddess, don't you like miserable people? Be sure to get me on it! ”

"Goddess, do you see, we are much worse than him, right? Have mercy on us! A sissy beggar stepped forward with her hips twisted.

But Peliton didn't look at him, just looked at me quietly, and behind the deep bangs, a pair of dark eyes showed a look of suspicion:

“…… Are you lying to me, just like them? ”

I was startled, took two steps back, and said with tears in my eyes:

"How-how? How could I lie to you? I really adore you, you're the best person I've ever been! No one has ever been so nice to me! ”

Pelidon's personality is the same as the ghost girl, and his mind is as sensitive as the ghost girl, Pelidon's just lacks social common sense and basic knowledge of the human world, but it doesn't mean that he can't see through some extremely exaggerated performances, for example, the appearance of the beggar now, which is obviously implying that her previous situation is just a fraud.

But Peliton still looked at me with a look of distrust, and only bit his lip, trembling, and said little by little:

“…… Please don't lie to me. I'm not a fool...... I...... I'm leaving...... Sorry ......"

"Don't, Sister Dong, don't go, it's not like this, you listen to my explanation......"

There was a look of disappointment in Pelidon's eyes, and he turned away step by step.

I stretched out my hand to catch up with her, but at that moment, a bright light suddenly lit up from one end of the road, and then a Mazda drove at high speed, and the target of the light was Pelidon!

"Xiao Shiyilang, according to the predetermined script, the bitter meat plan begins!" Lin Yayue's voice suddenly came, and I was excited, and immediately rushed forward, pushed Pelidon, and pushed her into the bushes on the side of the road, but the thrust was a little stronger and pushed her into the stinky ditch, and then I lay on the ground by myself, and the rushing car came to a sharp brake in front of me, and the beggars who were originally watching the play rushed forward very cooperatively and sprinkled a sack of blood on my body.

Although the whole process is thrilling, but in fact there is no danger, because on the one hand, the car that rushed over has begun to slow down sharply before hitting me, on the other hand, the car disc has been transformed, very high, I just need to lie on the ground will not be hit, and finally before the car hit me, I have been on the ground seven or eight rolls in a row, I don't know where to roll, and when the car stopped, although it looked like it knocked me out, in fact, it was completely my own lazy donkey rolling out.

"Wow, it's terrible, dead man, dead man!"

"Someone's dead, hit 120!" The beggars around were of course the roadshow characters prepared by Lin Yayue in advance, and as soon as I lay down, they began to shout, and one by one the people who claimed to be so poor that they only had underwear left took out their local tyrants' mobile phones to call an ambulance.

I collapsed in a pool of blood, opened one eye slightly, and looked at Pellidon, who had crawled out of the stinking gutter, and she was completely stunned.

"Good, everything went well in the first phase. In the second stage, the love between people and ghosts is not over, action. Lin Yayue booked the next full set of scripts in a satisfactory voice in the distance.