"Hahaha, just because you little doll still wants to fight with me, go back quickly, my mother is in a good mood now, and I don't want to worry about you."

"Hey, look at your little doll or a broken chick, if the old lady is alive, the old lady can still play with you, ahhahahaha." This ** widow is really tm sassy.

I didn't have the confidence just now, this young man is just vigorous, let him be so excited, damn, Lao Tzu has to lower you today.

"I think you've been down there for a while, do you know Yang Xiaozhao and Yang Daochang."

"What, you said to invite Daoist Yang of the Yin Division?" This sentence really scared him, and my second father's name just worked.

But then it didn't work. "Hmph, he's already dead to heaven, what can I do."

The village chief interjected, "He is the chief disciple of Daoist Yang and the eldest brother of Niu Shanyun." "What a mess of the chief of the closed doors.

"I advise you to leave quickly, I will help you overtake, you will be reincarnated early, people and ghosts have different paths, you don't want to be obsessed." I said it calmly, but in fact my heart was very chaotic.

A few people in the back discussed, "Don't look at this little brother, it's really amazing, the few people who came before couldn't even speak, they just went up and bit it, it seems that there is a drama." ”

People expect more and more from me, but the pressure on me is increasing.

This angered the old girl, "Then you can try it." "Rushed up and bit me like crazy.

"Hold her down, hold her down." Eight big men pressed. I was still knocked over by her and fell to the ground.

"Dog's day, toast and don't eat and drink, I Niu Shanyun can't surrender you, I'll go down to see the second father." The others dodged away, thinking I was going to cast a spell.

"The old lady accompanies you."

"Hold her down for me, and find her grave for me." In fact, I wanted to vent my anger at her tomb, but I never thought that this crooked blow was really contained.

"Big brother, big brother, there's something to say, there's something to say." The old lady was really frightened, and begged for a while.

"There's no negotiation, either you kill me or I'll kill you. Vixen of dog day. ”

"Daoist, you're right, this widow was a shrew when she was alive, and the villagers couldn't see her, so no one paid attention to her. It was the village chief's daughter-in-law who spoke, but this daughter-in-law's anger has not subsided, and she is fighting with the village chief.

Carrying a group of people with a diameter of the diameter, "All snakes, horses, chickens, moles on the center of the eyebrows, moles on the soles of the feet, all of them are left." Woman child stayed. “

Two thirds were removed at once. I went to the tomb on the opposite hill, and it seemed to be a little clear now.

took out the "Secret Method of Mountains and Mountains" and compared it, "Well, yes, that's it." “

"Big brother, you can see that there is no way."

"O village chief, this widow lived a humble life before her death, and she had an unborn child in her belly before she died, and she had endless resentment in her heart. Therefore, if people are not dead, it is best to be cremated after death, and the corpse can be cremated and turned into green smoke. Yes, it is used for burial, and the burial is even if it is done, but there is not even a coffin, and the terrain of the burial is so high that the corpse absorbs the earth qi, so that the earth qi and the grievance are connected, and the corpse is nourished with the earth qi, which is the dead body is not dead, and Feng Shui calls it corpse smoke. ”

"Corpse smoke."

"Yes, Corpse Smoke."

"The burial ground is so high, and the terrain of the village is so low, after the rainstorm, the water vapor evaporates, and a miasma will be formed, and the corpse gas will be emitted from the soil, accompanied by the hot and humid miasma permeating the mountain col, enveloping the whole mountain village, and those villagers who are herding cattle and sheep will be wrapped in this thing on the mountain, and they will be poisoned by dampness and will not be cured for a long time. I bet the corpse wasn't decomposed. ”

"Big brother, don't make trouble, I'm cowardly, I've been dead for so long, and I can't melt, I, I don't believe it." The village chief's head shook like a rattle.

"That's right, you said that this damp poison thing is reliable, all the children and adults who herd cattle, come back and have diarrhea all day long, all that kind of sticky and black things, weak, the cow herding baby Zhao Laofu finally married a daughter-in-law, but he can't give birth to a baby, Lang Zhong said that it is damp and poisonous, oh big brother, you are really a god."

As soon as the village chief said this, the rest of the villagers gave their thumbs up, and a few discussed, "This baby is so young, and he hasn't dealt with it yet, my girl is about the same age as him." ”

I'm really blushing.

"Yes, damp poison, damp poison is like rheumatism and bone disease, it is the natural qi that penetrates into the body through the skin, and such poison is difficult to remove." I had no choice but to say a few words to ease the embarrassment.

I pinched my fingers and counted the days, "Today's day is not right, the day after tomorrow, everyone will set up firewood in the wheat field, I will go back to suppress the demon first, let's dig up the corpse the day after tomorrow, cut off its qi veins, and this matter will be over." ”

"Oh, big brother, with your words, we Xichuan Village people have been saved, on behalf of Xichuan Village people, thank you big brother, we will be drunk tonight." The others hurriedly surrendered their hands, "Big brother, you are really a master, this matter can be done in two clicks, we Xichuan people thank you." ”

The village chief is really a second son, the village committee shouted on the big radio, "Hey, hey, I'm the village chief Ren Guoxiang, I'm the village head Ren Guoxiang, our Niu Shanyun brothers, we all know, for our Xichuan Village has made great contributions, tonight in the village chief, that is, my family gathered, the day after tomorrow our Niu brothers will be for us to subdue demons and eliminate demons, you have anything to thank, all with it." “

This whole thing, ten miles and eight towns and ten hundred to spread hundreds, even the county town knows, saying that there is a young man, the hundred-year-old demon two sentences on the bluff, walking is riding a crane flying, and said that the growth of this is extremely handsome, ten miles and eight towns of the girl is rushing to the door to marry, but the future life does not look at it.

It's almost passing me on to an immortal.

Eat and drink well in the evening, and have evidence to do the next day, and if you don't bring down the widow, the spirit, if it is attached to other places, it will be in vain.

The dog didn't stay long, and the black baby and his father went again, and called me Niushan Yunniu Dao by name, and the others were gone, otherwise they would bite their tongues and commit suicide.

Hearing this, Heiwa and his mother were anxious, Heiwa's family is 10,000 yuan, living in the east of the village, there is a rotten motorcycle at home, that was terrible, that guy and the current Mercedes-Benz may be a level, his father rode a motorcycle home, when the road was uphill, his father felt a little hairy in his heart, but no, the motorcycle is dead and alive, his father's ass is loose, and he can't push the motorcycle alive and dead, which is not just lit a cigarette, and he is on the road.

Heiwa took me on a motorcycle, and on the country road, there was a wisp of green smoke on the buttocks, mixed with dust, which felt pretty good.

Huhuhu, the already small village, just one foot on the accelerator.

Heiwa's mother was afraid that his father would commit suicide, so she took a rag rolled into a ball and stuffed it in her mouth, and the village chief ordered that in order to avoid the safety of people and animals, she must be tied up, Heiwa and his sister tied up his father with tears, "Dad, the child is not filial, and the child is also forced to do so." ”

I didn't drink any water on the bumps along the way, "It's over, I didn't take the two books, what kind of drawing talisman do you take back now, it's not reliable to take it yourself now." ”

Heiwa's father stared at me with a dead eye, "You, look at what the hell." ”

"That's my dad, can you be polite." Heiwa begged.

"Heiwa, why are you so ignorant? That's not your dad anymore. His mother said this, Heiwa was a little flustered, "Ah." "No, I mean you said that this is your father and not that of your father. Oops, oops, it's all messed up. Listen all to the big brothers. ”

"Widow Qian, I'll give you one last chance, ** often teach us, it doesn't matter if you make mistakes, as long as you are willing to change and change in time, then you are still a good comrade."

"Go and let him go."

"That's not good, what should Heiwa's father do if he wants to kill himself."

The village chief also came, "I said eldest sister, who is the eldest brother of Niu Shan Yunniu, why don't you believe him, hurry up and get it." What a thing. Brother Niu, don't mind, the countrymen are uneducated. ”

I want to laugh and laugh when I say this, I'm about to go to college, and I'm here to dance for you.

"Hahaha, Niushan Yunniu Daoist, do you think you'll be fine if you break my grave? If I can't get off this old black, what can you do with me? “

"Hey, my ancestor, our old Zhang family was not bad to your widow at the beginning, our well water does not interfere with river water, how can you toss our old Zhang so much."

"Hmph, aren't you going to ask some Taoist chief to send me down? Please, I will always possess you, so that you will not be adults in this life. ”

"Demon, I Niu Shanyun gave you a chance, you still don't cherish it, don't blame me for being ruthless."

"It's up to you to do anything to me with a little doll."

"Niu Shanyun, if you don't leave today, I will kill this black charcoal first, and then kill the village chief, so that the chickens and dogs in this village will be restless, you all listen to it one by one."

This widow is really ruthless. came up with such a bad move, and some people began to talk about it later, "If this Dao chief can't do it, then our whole village will suffer, if he can't do it, just send him away, at least it won't kill anyone." ”

"What you say is reasonable, but it's not a way to go on like this." "Then what can you do, maybe in another ten or eight years, it will be gone."

The village chief was also blindsided for a while, "Big brother, what can you do about this." ”

I haven't experienced any major events, and I'm afraid that I can't do this thing, not to mention the reputation of my master Yang Xiaozhao, this has also ruined the signboard of my Luanshan faction, and these thousands of dawn people are still in dire straits.

The village chief said some inspiring words at this time, "We are a socialist team, we believe in Marxism, ** thought and Deng Xiaoping Theory are our important guiding directions, we must eradicate all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, and eradicate some hind legs that drag the development of socialism, so, folks, don't be afraid, let Niu Shan Yunniu Dao Chang pick up the weapons in his hands and fight against these cow ghosts and snake gods, we must support Niu Dao Chang, Niu Dao is good." ”

What is this saying, why does it sound so uncomfortable for me?

"The cow road looks good." Under the bewitchment of the village chief, the widow, who thought that there was no hope for victory, started to splash again, rushed forward, and wanted to bite me again, but this time she was on guard, kicked it up, and slapped it obediently.

"Stop fighting, that's my dad."

"Heiwa, get out of the way, I said that this dad is not your father."

The prepared rune paper was opened, and his fingers were dipped in the cinnabar in his arms, and he didn't know if the drawing was right, relying on his own memory, rubbing a talisman out, and sticking it on the head of Heiwa's father, sticking to it.

"Niu Shanyun, I can't spare you if I'm a ghost."

Holding the prepared incense ash, he touched the nose of the black baby and his father, and the black baby and his father sneezed a huge sneeze, followed by a loud fart, and slowly woke up.

"It seems that this charm really worked, it seems that this cowhide is not a blowing drop, the train is not a push drop, Mount Tai is not a pile of drops, and Luo Guo is not a back drop."

"Okay, folks, this thing has kept me in check for the time being, if you want to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, you must dig up the grave and burn the corpse."

"Okay." The village chief screamed, scared me to death, and then the applause rang out.