Chapter 3: The Strange Affair of Xichuan

No, in the Cultural Revolution, a group of Red Guards were stirred, and under the slogan of defeating all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, the second father ushered in a low point in his life.

The Taoist temple was destroyed, and it became the hind leg of socialism, the instigator of all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, and the traitors of the party and the people, criticizing and fighting all day long, being beaten all day long, the village chief couldn't help it, and the Red Guards provoked even the village chief dared to do it, and later, the second father was imprisoned in the cowshed, and his father and grandfather were together, and my father was a real person, and entrusted me to him.

I heard that day in the cowshed, with a big lock, my father was afraid that I and my mother would have something to do, so he begged the old Taoist, and the old Taoist finally picked up two hemp grasses, rubbed them into a rope with his hands, and pointed with his hands, and suddenly turned into two small snakes, and the little snakes climbed into the lock hole and opened the cowshed, so they went out to save me and my mother.

Later, the second father herded cattle and horses to feed pigs one day, and did these errands, and I grew up drinking milk in the cowshed, and I didn't lose my surname Niu.

When I was 8 years old, the Cultural Revolution was completely gone, the sentence that should be sentenced, the ordinary ordinary, my biological parents heard that they went to the sea to do business, but I didn't see it anyway.

The second father's Taoist temple was repaired and repaired, so I followed him to the Taoist temple.

Before I was 18 years old, my second father never taught me Taoism, "The pace of socialism is rapid, and the spirit of socialism is that no way is better than a way, we must firmly believe in Marxism, arm ourselves with scientific theories, and all ghosts, snakes, and gods are the hind legs of socialism." ”

"Second father, you're not sick, aren't you just a Taoist?"

"You dead boy, it's okay to learn any Taoism, come, the second father will teach you arithmetic."

"It's this multiplication mantra again, I'll memorize it a long time ago."

"Then you can carry it to me."

"One by one, one by one, one ·········"

The days with the second father are really happy, he has nothing to do tricks for me to play, I also learned a lot of tricks with him, I am the head of the child in the child, the second father is a cultural person, laugh and teach me cultural lessons, I only officially went to school at the age of eleven, but I basically know the lessons of junior high school.

I went to junior high school, and then high school, when I was 18 years old, my second father called me, "You are good now, I can help your parents repay their wishes, and you will be a good person in the future, don't you want to learn Taoism, I will teach you today, how much you can learn depends on your creation." ”

A stack of ancient books, in any font, "Come, give me a Tianbao Town Mansion Talisman." After I finished painting twice, the second father slapped me, "What are you painting this, let you draw the town house talisman, what are you doing with the town ghost talisman you made, redraw it." ”

"Oh." I muttered.

In this way, the second father taught me Taoism for half a year, and I learned it half-heartedly, and he left.

That night he was drunk, passing by the ghost gate, a few little ghosts followed him all the way, the second father knew that there was a hindrance behind, pretending not to know, there were four little ghosts, it was to ask for his life, the second father happened to be scolded with a shrew that day, the mood was very unbeautiful, ready to take these ghosts out of anger, the road pulled out a rattan stick, the four little ghosts were beaten is screaming.

There is another way home, especially to go up the mountain, the second father didn't want to walk, so he let these little ghosts carry the second father to walk, the second father drank too much and fell asleep, and it was about to dawn, but there was no order from the second father, the little ghosts did not dare to go, and finally the rooster crowed, and the frightened little ghost threw the second father and ran away, which rolled down the cliff, broke his leg, and limped back, and took my hand, "Shanyun, the second father Yang Shou is only 90, I have been more than forty years, Yin Si told me last night that I have to go down to be tried, Otherwise, you will beat me outside the six realms, I will leave, you have to take care of yourself, you have to learn this technique if you like it, don't learn it if you don't like it, but I hope that our Luanshan faction will have a successor, if you want to learn, you will consider yourself the master. ”

After saying that, the second father died peacefully.

Flipping through these ancient books, I became a Taoist priest. Hahaha, self-proclaimed as the 169th head of the Luanshan faction.

I took my first business when I was 20 years old.

Since the death of the second father, the sesame oil money is not prosperous, but barely able to live, early in the morning, I just woke up, I heard someone outside slamming the door, "What the hell, what kind of incense is on early in the morning, come at noon." ”

"Big brother, come on, help, we want to ask the Taoist chief to show us Xichuan Village, we are not peaceful."

"My second father is dead, you can find someone else."

"I heard, doesn't he have an apprentice? Just open the door. ”

"What the hell, it's annoying."

In the 90s, the rural areas of northwest China were still quite backward, and many places were not connected to electricity, and of course there was no electricity in my temple, so I opened the door and a young man stood in front of me, "Are you Yang Daxian's apprentice?" ”

I hesitated for a moment, "Well, yes, what's the matter?" ”

"Big brother, I am the village chief of Xichuan Village, Ren Guoxiang, please go to our village to take a look."

"Xichuan Village, it's eight doors and ten miles away from me, how did you find this."

"Don't hide it from the eldest brother, it was a relative in Yang Village who told me that Yang Dao Chang Yang Daxian's spells are strong and powerful."

"My second father is dead?"

"It's okay, don't you have a big brother?"

I'm a half-ass, to be honest, I don't have confidence in myself at all, I even have to draw a talisman, how to deal with other people's things, but think about it, the tuition fee for next semester seems a little embarrassing.

"Big brother, what are you hesitating about, let's go, our Xichuan Village will not treat you badly."

My eyes squeezed, my neck shrunk, go to his grandmother's,, anyway, this situation must be a lot of people in front of me who didn't do it, so I came to invite my second father, I just can't do it, they don't have anything to say, just practice outside of class.

The walk-behind tractor in the 90s is the best in the world, and the children of the post-00s are estimated to have never seen it, and I took the "Six Notes of Yin Fu" and "The Secret Method of the Mountain" left by my second father, and bumped all the way to Xichuan Village.

Learned about the situation along the way, and things are about like this.

It is said that there is a widow in Xichuan Village, a few years ago there was a drilling team, this widow got along with the captain of the drilling team, and she was pregnant, the captain of the drilling team slipped away, leaving this pregnant woman at home, my feudal power of the Great Xia Kingdom Yu Wei Hao, the widow was excluded, the day the child was born, every villager went to help deliver the baby, and died of dystocia, and finally everyone hastily buried her, but then the village was not peaceful.

In this village, there are people who are sick at two ends in three days, and some people are on the road at every turn, scolding the people in the village for being hard-hearted, pigs and dogs are not as good, and she and her children are so bitter to die.

I invited an unknown number of Taoist priests, but they either cheated money, or shook their heads and left, without any discount.

I heard that this guy is quite a big deal, and he came here anyway, so let's do it and talk about it.

Xichuan Village is a good place, compared to other villages, life is still relatively good, and there are several 10,000 households.

As soon as I arrived, people from the village came to greet me, "It turns out that this is Yang Daochang, so young." Several daughters-in-law winked at me, and I smiled bitterly.

"Listen to me, this Yang Daochang's closed disciple Niu Shanyun brother, Yang Daochang coincides with a hundred years, let the eldest brother Niu Shanyun handle this matter." The village chief was full of confidence in me, and when the villagers heard this, they said, "Cut." "It's all gone.

"Big brother, don't pay attention to them, they are all a bunch of grass people, you see let's go to my house for dinner first, let's go through three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, and then the big brother will leave."

"Village chief, I said he can't do it, don't come here to cheat and cheat, last time I let that stinky monk cheat with four eggs." The daughter-in-law of the old Liu family remembered the egg in their house again.

"I said you are a loser, and you are embarrassed here, give me back." Lao Liu carried his daughter-in-law back and made the hall laugh.

The food given to me by the village chief is really good, I haven't been hungry for a long time, roast chicken, hares, wild boars, and a roast crane. "We don't have anything here, it's just a lot of game, you're welcome."

"Zhuang Dam, bring me the wine brought by my uncle's family, and fill it up for my eldest brother." This guy is so enthusiastic, if I really can't do this for others, I'm embarrassed to leave.

As the saying goes, the hands are short, this meal is fragrant, but it is not delicious, but my five internal organs temple has long been disobedient, eat a big meal, drink a little wine, and sleep. I have a problem with sleeping naked. The second father taught me, saying that this is how to breathe in the earth.

The eldest daughter of the village chief's family suddenly broke in, half of my buttocks were still outside, the eldest daughter's face was flushed, and I was so frightened that I quickly got into the quilt and asked weakly, "What's wrong?" ”

"Oh no,." After saying that, he ran away with red cheeks.

I quickly put on my clothes and, led by my eldest daughter, ran to Godan's house.

The condition of the dog's house is not very good, the only thing worth it is a big black pig, and the dog's mother went to the pigsty just now to add grass to the pig, and said,

Harazi's mouth is full of beards, and his mouth is scolding nonsense.

When the dog saw that his mother was like this, he cried and shouted for his mother, who would have thought that his mother would be slapped over.

"You wolf-hearted things, I, I won't let you go if I become a ghost, hahahahaha, Ren Guoxiang, you old bastard, I cooked for you when you came to my house, and you don't care if you see my mother die."

As soon as she finished saying this, the village chief's daughter-in-law was unhappy, "Ren Guoxiang, you who have suffered a thousand cuts, you and the widow still have this." ”

"Oh, baby mother, baby mother, you listen to me."

"There is not a good thing in Xichuan Village." Saying that, he rushed forward and was about to hit the village chief, but the village chief was angry, "Hold her down for me, and the eldest brother will come immediately." ”

"This old lady has a lot of strength."

The five big men couldn't hold down a girl, and let her rush up and leave a scar on the face of the village chief Ren Guoxiang.

Dogan and his father knelt down, "I said that Widow Qian, we from Xichuan Village can't stand you, you have something to come to me, Dogan can't stand the toss." ”

"Get out of the way, big brother is here." Instantly make way for me.

"Big brother, help." dad knelt in front of me a young boy, and I couldn't get.

"Daddy, you get up for me, don't hinder the big brother."

This bastard has a mouthful, trembling, at this time has been trapped by the rope that tethers the cow, I took a few steps forward, did not squeak for a long time, and finally squeezed out a few words from between my teeth, "Do you know who I don't?"

"You little doll, does the old lady know who you are? You don't think you're from Nishikawa Village. “

"This is Niu Dao Chief, let Niu Dao Chief get rid of you today." The village chief has my confidence at this time, but I have no confidence.