Chapter 167: The Three Techniques of Asian Women

As the little lover's words fell, I suddenly had a feeling of sudden realization!

Sure enough, in my mind, I clearly felt that the meteor chasing the moon that Yin Can's eyes saw had been infinitely magnified and replayed in an infinite loop, and within a second, the meteor chasing the moon had been rehearsed in my mind more than a dozen times......

After a few seconds, Yin Can put away the bone knocking stick in his hand, then took a long breath and said, "How is it?" How many percent can you remember this trick? ”

Yin Can said as he untied the flask in his belt and drank wine.

I paused, according to the familiarity of the drill in my mind, and then gestured to Yin Can.

Yin Can glanced at me and said, "Sancheng? It's not bad, just being able to remember three percent over and over again is already a small achievement. ”

I shook my head and said, "Not Sancheng!" ”

"Isn't it three percent? That's zero? Yin Can stared at the circle between my index finger and thumb.

I couldn't help but roll my eyes. Said: "Zero Cheng your sister, this is an OK gesture, understand?" “

“ok?”

"OK you don't know, it's really low, OK means done."

After saying this, I took the bone knocking stick from the half-believing Yin Can's hand, and then rehearsed it one by one according to the picture that appeared in my mind just now.

When I first started, Yin Can's face was still skeptical, and when he saw me take the bone knocking stick, there was still a trace of disdain in his eyes.

But when the bone knocking stick in my hand was raised, and then it was cut down in the air, suddenly, a fierce momentum suddenly appeared!

And in the next second, I felt that there seemed to be a bright moon in front of my eyes, and the bone knocking stick in my hand at this time became a shooting star......

I calmly slashed my move, and in the blink of an eye, when I swept Yin Can from the corner of my eye, I found that his mouth was already wide open, and his face was full of disbelief.

"Impossible!"

The wine jug in Yin Can's hand was flowing out of the wine, and a pair of cloudy eyes were staring at me!

"Hehe, I said, OK is OK, you still don't believe it?" I raised my eyebrows and said to Yin Can.

Yin Can couldn't help but shake his head, and I snatched the wine jug from his hand and poured it with my head up!

"Phew, this wine is terrible!"

I took a sip like a cow drinking water, and I was refreshed!

I don't know how I got my cheap master's wine, it tastes unpleasant, but don't say it, this wine feels like the whole person is sublimated......

"I said, old man Yin, how did you get this wine, it's hard to drink." I frowned and said to Yin Can.

"Guy who doesn't respect his teacher!"

Yin Can snatched the flask back, then took a deep sip of the flask, with an intoxicated look, seeing that I wanted to pick up a brick and smash his head.

"I also learned how to make this wine from others." Yin Can said.

"If you have to learn from others for such a difficult drink? I see Uncle Quan's all-natural, pollution-free and original sixty-year-old treasured version of fairy water smells better than yours. ”

"Sixty years of treasures? Fairy water? How come I haven't heard of this kind of wine? ”

"You've been locked up for twenty years, how do you know so much." I despise Yin Candao.

Yin Can's eyes lit up, "Really? How does that taste? ”

"If you want to drink, hehe, you can drink Uncle Quan, he carries it with him every day!"

Yin Can licked his lips and asked me again, "You kid didn't lie to me?" Does Old Man Quan really have a treasure for so many years? ”

"Why am I lying to you? If you don't believe it, you can ask him tomorrow if there is really a sixty-year-old collector's edition of fairy water. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Yin Can had already slipped out of a puff of smoke, and before leaving, he dropped a sentence and said: "Old man Quan actually has this collection, I will go over to him tonight to ask for a drink......"

Looking at Yin Can's rapidly disappearing back, I was stunned, I didn't expect that I, a cheap master, would go over to Uncle Quan so late to ask for the Sixty Years Collector's Edition Immortal Water.

The little lover in the jade ring couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle, I touched my chin, and an extremely evil picture was already associated in my head: Yin Can rushed to Uncle Quan's house in the dust, and then kicked open the door of Uncle Quan's house, and said to Uncle Quan that he wanted to drink his sixty-year-old treasure version of fairy water.

As a result, Uncle Quan's face turned cold, he looked down at his crotch, and in the next second, Yin Can was already impatient to pounce......

Imagining this picture, I immediately smiled from ear to ear, and the little lover in the jade ring smacked at me.

That night, there was nothing to do, and I was bored, so I practiced shooting stars and catching the moon in the incineration room for most of the night with a bone knocking stick.

The little lover has gone to the little black house to find the little tomato to cultivate feelings, and the little tomato doesn't know what's going on, and the original memory will be automatically cleared every seven days, so every time the little lover goes to her, the little tomato is stupid when she is a stranger......

This kind of thing made Mu Qing quite sad at first, but then she slowly got used to it, but the fly in the ointment was that I found that the little tomato didn't seem to grow big, except for eating tomatoes every time, there was no change at all.

The next morning, Uncle Quan had just entered the incineration room with his front foot, and I quickly slipped out with my hind foot.

"Stinky boy, what did you say to that stinky Taoist priest?" Uncle Quan asked behind me.

I hurriedly walked outside the crematorium, "I didn't say anything, I'll get off work first, and I'll talk about Uncle Haquan if I have something......"

After successfully leaving the crematorium, when I returned to the rental house, I met the elegant Korean woman Han Yun again on the road.

I stared at the two dark circles under my eyes, strode to Han Yun's side, and found that she was wearing a pale red dress today, and she was wearing a chiffon camisole shirt, and her snow-white skin was suddenly revealed!

Out of the corner of my eye, I glanced at this elegant and mature woman, then looked at the new dog she was holding in her hand, and then said with a smile on her face, "An Ning Ha Se (Korean for hello)." ”

Han Yun glanced at me, then turned his head again and walked forward.

I raised my eyebrows, uncle, still ignore me? Anyway, the master also saved you, do you want to be so cold?

I said again, "Manla's Panga is Midae (the Korean word for please take care of me). ”

Han Yun finally stopped, his face was still cold, and said, "I don't understand what you're saying, you still speak Chinese." ”

Well, my brother is really embarrassed this time!

I thought I was going to use a few words of Korean that I only knew to get closer to this beautiful Korean woman, but I didn't expect to be slapped in the face.

My old face turned red and said, "Hello, I am the one who saved you last time, and my Chinese name is Zhou Lingfeng." ”

"I know." Han Yun paused, then frowned and said, "Do you have any other names?" ”

"I also have an English name, called Zhoulingfeng." I smiled at Han Yun with my white teeth bared.

Han Yun was speechless for a while, and after sweeping his cold gaze at me, he stopped at the dog at his feet.

"Let's go home." Han Yun said to the dog, and before I could speak again, I saw the dog suddenly turn his head and bark at me a few times.

"Oh I'm going, even the dogs are bullying me?" I feel unhappy in my heart, the master is also a person from the crematorium, how can he still be bullied by a dog?

But at this moment, Han Yun suddenly turned around and asked me, "Have you seen any other dogs nearby?" I've lost two dogs here. ”

"Uh, you specialize in dogs, huh? So many dogs can be lost? I asked.

Han Yun shook his head, "I have been accompanied by dogs since I was a child, the first dog is called a shepherd dog, and the second dog is a bulldog, and now that both of them are gone, only this last one remains." ”

After Han Yun finished speaking to me, he turned around and left again.

I looked at the elegant, slender back, and I only felt a dry hair in my throat.

It is said that Asian women have three strongest techniques, one is the makeup of Japanese women, the other is the PS of Chinese women, and the other is the plastic surgery of Korean women......

Ten minutes later, I returned to the rental room, and as soon as I entered the house, I smelled a strong fragrance.

Before I could ask, I saw Monk Hua waving his hand mysteriously at me and whispering, "Have you ever heard of a bulldog?" The deity got one today, I don't know if the beef flavor is strong enough......"