Chapter Twenty-Seven: Selling Yourself and Not Selling Your Arts, Rolling and Asking for Reading and Collecting, Thank You!
After all, to meet the legendary bigwigs,
The two of them put on what they thought were the best clothes, and the people dressed up set off like dogs.
There is still some cash left in Edong City that were exchanged for points, and today they sold four small yellow croakers to get 20,000 cash, and the two of them who felt rich and wealthy were too lazy to squeeze the bus, and took a taxi to the address provided by Hu Lisha.
When the two of them stood in front of one of the largest leisure and entertainment bathing centers in the city, they couldn't calm down for a long time.
"It turns out that Lao Jun is also a fellow believer!"
Shen Xuan couldn't suppress his excitement, and sighed with tears in his eyes.
Zou Ping looked up at the words "Heaven and Earth" hanging high in the bathing center, thoughtful.
"Could it be that the old guy did this in Heavenly Court before? No wonder let Sun Monkey turn around, his body is empty! ”
The two of them felt nostalgic in front of the door, straightened their clothes, walked up the stairs, and walked into the door of the bathing center.
"Hello! Two VIPs here, please. ”
A welcoming lady dressed in a tight red cheongsam with a high slit stepped forward and greeted the two.
When he first came to this kind of place, Shen Xuan was obviously a little nervous, and coupled with the hot weather, he was sweating profusely, and he was stunned and didn't know what to do.
Zou Ping was obviously much calmer, with a smile on his face that he thought was chic and charming, and said to Miss Ying.
"How much does a full set cost? ......, ah~ No. We're looking for someone. ”
Miss Welcome was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Zou Ping, covered her mouth and smiled.
"Which sister does the little brother want to find!"
Looking at that look, it is quite a meaning of throwing into his arms.
"Ahem! I'll talk about that later. We're looking for you, Boss Li. ”
"But our boss is not surnamed Li, my sister is surnamed Li, my name is Li Cuilian, giggle!"
"Li Er, Boss Li, aren't you here?"
"I haven't heard of it!"
Miss Li Cuilian shook her head and said.
"Did you find the wrong place?"
Shen Xuan and Zou Ping glanced at each other and thought in their hearts.
At this time, a waiter passing by said.
"Lear? This name is so familiar, oh oh, I remember, isn't Uncle Li who burns the boiler in the backyard called Li Er? Look for him! ”
"Hey, I'm looking for Uncle Li, handsome guy, you call me a big name, I didn't remember it for a while, giggles, I have the strongest relationship with Uncle Li, I'll take you there."
In the end, under the guidance of Li Cuilian, the two came to the backyard boiler room.
Li Cuilian was in a hurry to receive at the front desk, and after exchanging WeChat numbers with Zou Ping, she left with a graceful figure.
"Tsk! Dude is still so popular! ”
Zou Ping had a lewd smile on his face.
"You two Gahadi! The boiler room is heavy, idlers are not allowed to enter, you know no! ”
At this time, a voice that sounded familiar to Shen Xuan came from the boiler room with the door closed.
The door opened, and a dark, shiny, wrinkled hand appeared through the crack in the door, and then a thin, dry old man poked his head out to look at the two.
"Holy! It's you old guy! ”
"! What a little bunny! ”
After Shen Xuan and the old man saw each other, they exclaimed at the same time.
The old man was none other than the old man with the red armband who wanted to punish Shen Xuan in the cemetery in the morning.
"Little bunny, what's the matter! I really cheated on your grandfather. Tell you, if you want money, you don't want to die! ”
With that, the old man slammed the door shut, and then there was the sound of an iron chain locking the door.
"! The old man is very single! Master, I'm also green-skinned! ”
Shen Xuan didn't wait for the old man to lock it, flew to the door, raised his big foot, and kicked the closed door open with a "bang".
The old man behind the door was defenseless and fell backwards when he was hit by the door.
"Oops! Oops! Hey, hey! The little rabbit is going to break into the house and commit murder, come on! Call the police! ”
The old man lay on the ground and hummed, his convulsive body and sad voice made those who heard it cry and those who saw it sad.
"You old coffin scoop, you want to slander the master! Master, I'll pick off your pants today and see how many pounds and taels you have! ”
Shen Xuan laughed evilly, and was about to pick up the old man's pants.
The old man has lived for such a long time, when has he suffered such humiliation, he immediately grabbed the belt of his trousers and roared.
"Hu Lisha, didn't that girl explain it to your kid or what's the matter? Do you want to fucking live? ”
Shen Xuan was untying the belt of the old man's trousers, when he heard this, he suddenly stopped his movements and asked.
"Are you Taishang Laojun?"
"Isn't that me?"
The old man said with an aggrieved face.
"You're the one in the cemetery in the morning?"
"That's another clone of mine, and this one is also a clone!"
"Awesome! How many doppelgangers do you have? ”
"All over the country, in all directions! You can spread it first, I can't do it! Is this your attitude of asking for help? ”
The dirty old man saw that Shen Xuan had the intention of being soft, and his momentum suddenly became stronger.
"You said that you are too old man, then why don't you resist, shouldn't you be very powerful?"
"It's a doppelganger, you know? The doppelganger is to comprehend the world and observe the people's feelings, why are you so powerful! ”
"In other words, you can't beat me now!"
"Nonsense! I can beat you, and I can still make you do this kind of thing to me. Hey...... no, no, boy, hurry up, otherwise don't blame the old man for killing you! ”
Shen Xuan rolled his eyes, let go of the old man, put on a cigarette, scratched his chin, and looked at him with a smile.
The dirty old man kept his innocence, hurriedly stood up, tightly protected the belt of his trousers, took a few steps back, and looked at Shen Xuan with a vigilant expression.
"Boy, what do you want to do with a lewd smile on your face! Let me tell you, although the old man works in this kind of place, he is not a performer. ”
"Really!"
Shen Xuan glanced at Zou Ping, who closed the door of the boiler room with great interest, picked up the chain lock from the ground, and locked the door from the inside.
He pulled out the short stick pinned to his waist and tossed it twice in his hand. He smiled and spat out a puff of smoke at the old man.
"Let's talk about it first! What the hell is wrong with my body! There are also solutions to explain clearly, otherwise, hehe! ”
The old man glanced at the baton with some fear.
"I say! I say! Can you give you a cigarette to smoke? ”
The old man swallowed a mouthful of spit, and pleaded as he stared at Shen Xuan, who was swallowing clouds and mist.
Inserting the short stick back into his waist, Shen Xuan smiled and sat down with his arms around the old man's shoulders, lit a cigarette and stuffed it into the old man's mouth.
"Speak slowly, in detail!"
Lao Jun took a puff of cigarette and said.
"According to my observations, eighty percent of your kid is the reincarnation of a god, but I don't know if it's the reincarnation of that bastard. Hey, there were too many deaths in that battle, and it has not yet been found out who died and who was seriously injured and sleeping. ”
"The war of '99?"
Shen Xuan asked.
Hu Lisha mentioned it during the previous induction training, but did not say anything specific.
Lao Jun's clone nodded, with a hint of melancholy on his face.
"The reincarnation of immortals, with the growth of the body, the immortal source in the body will slowly awaken, the immortal source will produce divine blood, and after the blood of the whole body becomes divine blood, the memory of the previous life will awaken, and the mana and supernatural powers can also be fully restored. You kid has been bleeding himself a lot lately! ”
Shen Xuan nodded. But isn't it, if there is no help from their own blood, it is estimated that the three of them are still wandering around the bottom of the first-level employees, and then there will be these things later.
It can be said that his own blood is Shen Xuan's big killer.
Lao Jun's clone smoked very fast, and one cigarette burned to the butt of the cigarette in three or two sips, and Shen Xuan hurriedly refilled it, judging the two of them as if he was domineering before.
Lao Jun's clone glanced at Shen Xuan with satisfaction, nodded in approval, and then continued.
"In the current world, there is a lack of spiritual energy, and it is not easy for the immortal source to grow, and the process of replacing the blood of the whole body with the blood of the gods is even slower. Other reincarnated immortals all regard their own blood as treasures, you kid can be good, put some blood on both ends in three days, the blood of the gods will decrease, the work pressure of the immortal source will increase, and your body can be good! Can the body be worthwhile? ”
"Hey, I said that the old man gave you some face, right, who is false, you are empty, your whole family is empty!"
On the issue of men's ability, Shen Xuan showed an attitude that a soldier can be killed and not humiliated.
"The question of whether it is false or not will be discussed later, and the key now is that you kid can't be bleeding in the future. Once the divine blood is consumed too much and the immortal source is exhausted, there is no way to reincarnate without saying anything. ”
"What then?"
This was asked by Zou Ping.
"It's easy! Tone your body and don't let it bleed in the future! ”
Lao Jun's clone had an unfathomable look on his face, and looked at Shen Xuan with a wicked smile.
"The vixen asked me to come to you, I shouldn't just listen to you talk nonsense! You're too good at it, what are you best at? Alchemy! I'm right! Lao Jun. ”
Shen Xuan took out a short stick, put it across the dirty old man's neck, and said with a smile.