"Hey! I know I can't fool you monkey cub. ”

Lao Jun's clone glanced at the short stick across his neck, reached out and took out a small white plastic bottle from his pocket and handed it to Shen Xuan.

"Don't eat or drink water tonight, get up tomorrow morning and take the medicine inside."

Shen Xuan took the bottle and looked carefully, only to see a yellow label on the bottle, with a line of simplified Chinese characters written on it.

Vitamin B2 tablets.

"Old coffin, are you playing master!"

Shen Xuan was furious, threw the flying medicine bottle, picked up a short stick with both hands and strangled the old man's neck, with a posture of wanting to strangle Lao Jun's doppelganger to death.

"Inside! Inside! ”

Lao Jun's clone grabbed the short stick with both hands, struggled hard, and shouted vaguely.

"Inside is Bu Yuandan, nourishing the immortal source."

Shen Xuan was stunned for a moment, and looked at Zou Ping, Zou Ping understood, ran over to pick up the bottle, opened it and took a look, only to see a red pill the size of a finger belly, lying quietly in the medicine bottle.

I sniffed it in front of my nose again, and a fresh fragrance came to my face, and Zou Ping felt refreshed.

"Good stuff!"

As soon as Zou Ping smelled it, he knew that this medicine was not ordinary, so he hurriedly closed the lid and nodded to Shen Xuan.

"Tell me earlier! Hurt and angry. ”

After getting the confirmation, Shen Xuan let go of Lao Jun's doppelganger and thoughtfully helped him smooth out the folds on his clothes.

"You kid is here to give the old man a chance to say! Okay, the matter is over, you have taken the medicine, hurry up and get out, don't let the old man see you again in the future. ”

Lao Jun touched the blue strangulation marks on his neck with palpitations, and gave an eviction order.

Putting the medicine bottle containing Bu Yuandan in his hand, Shen Xuan smiled and hugged Lao Jun's clone, lit two cigarettes, one for himself, and stuffed one into the old man's mouth, scratching his chin and saying.

"Don't! The two of us hit it off at first sight, and then we talked about ten yuan. ”

"Humph! The little monkey cub has bad intentions, and the old man tells you that it's gone! Nothing! ”

"Don't make a fuss! You're too old, and now you're the boss of the pharmaceutical factory! Do you still have any inventory? Who will believe it? ”

"My little ancestor, it's really gone. You see I'm a boiler, do you want ash and cinders? Or you can decorate it back. ”

"Is it really gone? Then I'm going to be searched! ”

Shen Xuan rubbed his hands, let out a lewd laugh, and forced the old man over.

"Oops! When he is old, he has a poor memory, and the old man remembers. There are still a few pills left over from the last alchemy, and I was going to keep it for the wine, so I will give it to the two of you, as a meeting gift, okay! Can you spread the belt of the old man's trousers? ”

A few minutes later, Shen Xuan and Zou Ping left the boiler room with a satisfied smile on their faces.

Behind him came the old man's resentful curses and mournful choking.

As soon as the two left, Li Cuilian stepped on the cat's step and swayed into the boiler room.

"Huh! Which two handsome guys? Gone? ”

Looking at the boiler room where Lao Li was the only one left, Li Cuilian asked with some disappointment.

As soon as the old Li Tou, who was digesting the humiliation, saw Li Cuilian, a smile immediately appeared on the old face.

"Cuilian! What's wrong, miss a man? ”

"I'm not ashamed!"

Li Cuilian glanced at the old man angrily, but the loneliness on her face was not concealed.

"Hey! I don't know why, the first time I saw the guy named Zou Ping, I had a familiar feeling. It seems like I've seen someone somewhere before, and it's still someone who is important to me. ”

"This is called dry firewood meets fire, hoeing day at noon. Hahaha! ”

Old Li Toutian said shamelessly.

"At such an age, you haven't been on the right track all day, no wonder you can't find a wife. Didn't you tell me a job last time? I didn't want to do it here, so Sister Xu pushed me to sit on the stage again. It's annoying! ”

"I told you a long time ago, it's a good girl, it's not a waste of time in this kind of place. What the hell, I drank too much two days ago and forgot about it. Now I can't do a regular job in Nirvana, I'll give you a trust relationship, first be a temporary worker, and then give you a regular job next year, okay! ”

"Hey! I know that Lao Li you love me the most, so thank you in advance! ”

Li Cuilian put her arms around the neck of the old Li head, kissed him on his swarthy old face, and then jumped to the front desk to resign.

"She's the reincarnation of Chang'e you say? Why doesn't it look like it! ”

As soon as Li Cuilian left, Zhang Weiding emerged from a corner of the boiler room.

"Are you familiar with Chang'e? Does your wife know about this? I don't need to report to the Queen Mother of the West. ”

Lao Li said angrily.

Zhang Weiding's old face turned red, and he couldn't help but defend himself.

"The people of the world who don't know the truth are talking nonsense, how can you follow and add to the chaos. I have just a normal colleague relationship with the Queen Mother of the West, and we both chew on the root of our tongues. Besides, the alliance stipulates that office romances are strictly prohibited, and as a leader, how can I know the law and break the law. Don't talk nonsense in the future. Hum! ”

Zhang Weiding said, turned around angrily and left.

"Walk the through the gates! I don't know how to close the door! ”

Lao Li Tou shouted at Zhang Weiding's distant figure.

Seeing that everyone was finally gone, Lao Li Tou hurriedly closed the door, locked it with a chain lock, and then mysteriously took out a tablet from the bed.

"Hey! I don't stop watching any film. ”

Lao Li Tou showed an expectant smile on his face, stretched out his finger, clicked on the play button on the screen, and continued to play the paused picture.

In the picture, it is a very simple fixed scene, there are only two people, one is bald, and the other is hot with big waves.

At this moment, a voice came from the computer.

It's the kind of voice that every man feels excited and hilarious when he hears it.

"Teacher Yu's three hobbies, smoking, drinking, and burning your head!"

"Huh——!"

……

When Shen Xuan and Zou Ping returned home, it was already more than four o'clock in the afternoon, and after entering the house, the two of them sat side by side on the sofa, and on the coffee table in front of them were the four medicine bottles that had just been snatched from Taishang Laojun's clone.

One of the bottles was vitamin B2 ...... for Shen Xuan, and it was Bu Yuandan, which was used to nourish Shen Xuan's immortal source.

The other three vials all had white labels on them, and the labels all had their names written on them.

Mending the Heavenly Pill, Great Returning Pill, Condensing Pill.

Shen Xuan had seen these three elixirs in the system.

Among them, the Heavenly Pill can generate the source of immortal power in the body after taking it, that is, the immortal source, but it is the lowest level of the immortal source. After taking the Great Returning Pill, it can generate internal force in the body, and after taking the Concentration Pill, it can strengthen the divine consciousness, that is, generate mental power.

Shen Xuan had just learned from Lao Jun that it would have been half a year late, or three months soon, and when the divine blood in Shen Xuan's body reached a certain amount, he could generate immortal power.

It's a pity that he has been bleeding more severely recently, and the lack of divine blood is insufficient, which may delay the generation of immortal power.

Since he will be able to obtain immortal power sooner or later, he will not need to make up for the Heavenly Pill himself. Da Huan Dan can stimulate internal force, so it is naturally the most suitable for Zou Ping.

Then you can only choose the Divine Pill.

"Telekinesis! Sounds pretty good. And it goes well with the Bloodthirsty Dagger, a Class A piece of equipment you get. ”

In this way, Lin Wanyu can only passively choose to make up for the Heavenly Pill.

After the distribution of the elixir, Shen Xuan mailed the Mending Heaven Pill to Lin Wanyu through the bracelet and explained the precautions to her.

Then return the big Dan to Zou Ping.

"Ping Shao, you are now a little blue pill away from the martial arts master, eat it."

Zou Ping hesitated a little and took the light blue pill that exuded a fragrant smell, and said worriedly.

"Is it reliable! I don't think the old man is a liar. It can't be a fake drug, right? What if I eat it, buddy doesn't lift it? ”

Shen Xuan suddenly realized and nodded again and again.

"Your concern is very justified, so I will now use all our possessions to buy an insurance policy for your little brother. No matter what, we won't suffer a loss, will we? ”

"Shen Xuan, I'm drafting Uncle!"

Zou Ping was angry and scolded, but Shen Xuan raised his hand and slapped Da Huan Dan into his mouth.

"Hmm~~!"

Shen Xuan stepped forward with an arrow step, pressed Zou Ping down on the sofa, grabbed his arm that he was trying to resist with his left hand, and tightly covered Zou Ping's mouth with his right hand.

"In order to maintain the peace of the world, for justice to finally triumph over evil, someone has to make sacrifices, right? Don't worry, if you don't do it, I will definitely give birth to two sons in the future, one surnamed Shen and the other surnamed Zou, and I will definitely not let you die. ”

"Hmm~~!"