I led Soeren home. Only three stops away, he suddenly asked me, "What are your mom and dad like?" ”

"Human, it's not like you haven't seen it, two eyes and four legs."

"What?"

"My dad is a nice guy, my mom, hey...... That's long...... Don't talk about it, you can see for yourself later! ”

He said with interest: "OK." ”

I thought about it and still felt inappropriate: "I still have to say something, my mother is too wonderful, your eyes are too non-poisonous, I'm afraid you can't understand it, I'd better introduce you first." ”

“OK！”

"Should I speak German or English?"

He said solemnly: "Chinese! ”

"I have a lot to say, and it's a long one!"

"My Chinese is better than your German!"

"But I speak German, and you can understand what I can say! If you speak Chinese, you may not be able to understand it! ”

"I can!" He stubbornly said, "My Chinese is very good!" ”

I nodded, indicating that I had compromised, and I wished I had wasted my brain cells!

"All my elders said that my mother used to be a very quiet woman, and then she became a mother, to be precise, when she became my mother, she became fierce. For as long as I can remember, she hasn't praised me much, nor has she been very gentle with me, and she has spoken to me of warm words, but I know that she doesn't think I'm ugly, she raised me and took care of me, and gave me a lot of freedom and support when I was growing up. My mother was still a positive and determined woman, and when I was born, she found that the 'Jia' in her name had been let down, so she decided that she couldn't wait for the 'pity' person to appear, and she earnestly wanted to make her daughter, me, a strong woman. So I started learning to count rape petals '1,2,3,4' before I was one year old, writing my name on the beach before I was two years old, and reciting Tang poems to the Yangtze River before I was three years old. Later, I was very sorry for my mother, I didn't become a mathematician, I didn't even write my name beautifully, and I can now recite more Tang poems and Song lyrics than I did back then. When I was a kid, my mom would knit me sweaters, and she would buy a few rolls of thread, wrap them into balls, and knit and weave them. My mother's knitted sweater is very beautiful, I have worn the Great Wall, kites, umbrellas, plum blossoms, peonies and national treasure pandas, but I almost didn't wear the national anthem, which is still a little more difficult. I used to help my mom roll those threads, which was to put a circle of thread together with two wrists, and my mother pulled out one end of the thread, and I wrapped my two hands around it, and the thread slid out of my wrist and reached my mother's hand and became part of the ball. All I have to do is mechanically and gently turn my wrist. I couldn't hold on to such a simple action for long, and I felt a sore back and shouted to give up. But my mother has insisted on it for many years, insisting on turning the circle into a ball, turning the ball into a suit, and not forgetting to weave some beautiful patterns. As I grew older, my mother began to hope to weave a bright future for me. When I received my acceptance letter, my parents were depressed, and I was transferred to the German department, which is the most unpopular part of the university. My dad said that it is not easy for students from the German department of this kind of polytechnic to find a job, so why don't you repeat it! I resolutely didn't want to repeat my studies, I had been tortured by the college entrance examination and gave up my ambition, I didn't worry about what would happen in the future, whether I could find a job, I just didn't want to live an inhuman senior year of high school again, and it was one level lower than Zhang Yi and Zhang Hengli, how could I have the face to mess with them in the future? What's even more terrifying is that I have seen people who have gone through the college entrance examination twice, and they can hardly maintain their human form and humanity after reading twice in the third year of high school! I thought that I wouldn't repeat it anyway, and if my mom wasn't happy, I'd wash her feet and clean her shoes until she was happy! At that time, it was unfortunate that a distant aunt was abandoned by her husband and lived a turbulent life; A distant sister couldn't find a job after graduating from college, and the news came that made my parents feel that girls must be self-reliant! After a few days, my mother spoke, saying that if you want to learn, you must study well, you can't expect your school, the polytechnic college has such a department, purely to subsidize the food expenses for those teachers, I discussed with your father, and decided to let you lay a foundation in China first, and send you to study in Germany in a few years, you see how I belonged to the kind of person with a bag of grass in my head at that time, or withered grass! In my opinion, going abroad is the Sunshine Avenue, and going abroad means that there are tulips everywhere, windmills everywhere, fairy tales everywhere, castles everywhere, and handsome guys everywhere! Of course, I didn't tell my mom about this, I told my mom that I always had a good wish, I want to see the outside world, increase my knowledge, and more importantly, as a woman, I want to work hard, be self-reliant, and create a better future by myself! My mother was moved by the fool, slapped the table and said, okay! As long as you have faith and determination, mom has your back! I immediately burst into laughter. My mother sat on the sofa and sighed, "Fortunately, it's a German department, if it's a Japanese department, you have to repeat it for me!" Lest one day you bring a little Japan back, I will have to check whether his family is stained with the blood of my Chinese compatriots! And the United States is not good, that kind of place will not let you go, for no reason someone ran out from behind a tree, took a gun and killed you, I still have to go over to collect the body! My mom is very maintenance-oriented, and she never touched the computer before. As long as you don't go out, you can throw your phone as far as you can. Later, when she learned to turn on the computer, she learned to turn on the computer and learn to type by memorizing five strokes, and I could always see her tilting her head and muttering, 'Should this character be dismantled ......like this?' So demolished? One day when I came home, my mother suddenly ran out of the study and said, 'Give me your QQ number.' She said she had just spent 20 yuan to buy a QQ number with my 7-year-old cousin, and she wanted to add me. It is said that my little cousin swore that it was a discounted price. My mom pressed the number on the keyboard, and I said, 'Mom, this is the number I gave him last month, absolutely free!' My mother thought about it, and said half-blamed, half-proudly, 'Little bunny, you have a business mind, you have to cultivate it well!' After my mom added my only friend, I showed her and said, 'Mom, did you just see it clearly, it's the same next time you add someone else.' My mother crooked her eyebrows and said, 'I'm too lazy to add to others!' I smiled and said, 'I'll teach you how to voice and video chat, first this, then this, then this.' My mother listened and thought about it, and suddenly said angrily, "I can talk to you like this in the future, right, I can still see that you are, then don't type, then I still have two months of study!" She frowned slightly, the corners of her mouth went up, she was very beautiful! …… Really, my mom is really a very, very beautiful woman. But my mother's beautiful appearance was gradually forgotten by me after I met Yi Xu. It wasn't until the second semester of my senior year that my mother suddenly came to the school and asked me to take my student ID card and ID card to the Academic Affairs Office to get the transcript certificate and the certificate of enrollment, saying that she would take me to Beijing next month to take the APS exam. Has APS heard of it? ”

"Nope."

"The Cultural Section of your embassy has created a super mentally retarded test, in my mother's words, 'as simple as a pig opening its mouth and eating pig food!' ”

Unconvinced, he exclaimed, "Hey! ”

I folded my hands together to apologize, and he furrowed his brows before I continued: "After my mother left school that day, I didn't go to class, so I went to find Yi Xu as soon as possible." I can't leave Yi Xu, I am reluctant to Yi Xin, but I remember the beautiful appearance of the day my mother added my QQ number, she must have done a lot of things for me silently and collected a lot of information. Transcript certificates, notarization and certification of translations, APS, she knows very well what to do at each step, and it is not a day's work. I couldn't bear to let her down. I apologized to Yi Xu, I actually forgot about such a big thing. Yi Xu made a decision in less than a minute, he said that he would accompany me to Germany. I walked down the hallway of the school building holding his hand, as happy as if I was walking on the red carpet of our wedding, and every step was full of promise, happiness and future. On Monday of the second week, Yi Xu apologized to me, saying that he couldn't go. Because his mother said that he was too tired to support that company, and he needed to join the company to help as soon as he graduated. Out of filial piety, Yi Xu decided to stay in Changsha. He didn't go to Germany, and I didn't want to go, so I had to take the car home, and I wanted to tell my parents that I wasn't going either. But Yi Xu persuaded me, and just like that, I went to Germany...... Later, you may see my mother scolding me and even beating me, but she is still the woman who loves me the most in the world and loves me the most. ”

Soeren listened attentively, but didn't react, his lips tightly closed.

"Do you understand?"

"You're saying a good thing!"

"Looks like you really get it!" I admired: "One of the most important things is not to mention the easy continuation!" ”

"Why?"

"Guess."

“OK。”

As soon as we walked in, my mom greeted us with a smile on her face. That's when I realized that I had made a mistake, and my dad wasn't there.

Suddenly, she pointed at me viciously and said, "It's your birthday in a few days......

Turning his face and gently asked Soeren, "Do you speak Chinese?" ”

"Yes!" Soeren said proudly, raising an eyebrow.

"What's your name?"

Soeren replied: "SoerenRobertLingSchneiderRicci. ”

I couldn't help but laugh: "Is it necessary to be so detailed?" ”

My mom glared at me, and then machine-gunned and asked, "How old are you, where do you live, do you have brothers and sisters in the family?" What do your parents do? ”

In the second semester of my freshman year, in Zhong Pei's room, Zhong Pei's mother's expression and tone when she checked our family's household registration immediately came to my mind.

"Mom, he's not my boyfriend!" I immediately brushed it off, just like I did in front of Yi Xu at the time.

"What?" My mom was furious for a moment, turned her head and pointed to my nose and asked, "Isn't it your boyfriend that you let him stay at home for two and a half months?" ”

"No! How long did you stay? Is there two and a half days? I argued.

"Don't think you can lie!" She moved her fingers up and down, "Upstairs and downstairs, the property, and the whole community told me, you take a man home to live, and go to the community amusement park to grab seesaws and swings with four or five-year-old children, shame me!" Is he so big a box in the room and only stays for two and a half days? ”

I came to my senses: "Mom, that's Zhang Yi and Zhang Hengli!" Needless to say, Zhang Yi, you should remember Zhang Hengli, you have come to our house to eat twice! What kind of festival did you want Zhang Yi to come, in order not to make her feel restrained, you specially asked me to call Zhang Hengli over. But Zhang Yi didn't come, but Zhang Hengli came twice cheekily. The two of them saw that I was lonely for the first two months and moved in to accompany me. It was both of them who went to the amusement park, I didn't go once, I swear to God! However, Zhang Yi is rarely happy, I can't stop it, right? ”

My mother thought about it, waved her hand righteously and said, "Don't stop it, your own children are happy, can you still take care of other people's families?" ”

Look at her! I'm not your own child, am I?

My mom suddenly asked again, "Those neighbors said that our family quarrels and smashes things every day, are they the same?" ”

"We young people are having fun!"

"Zhang Hengli? Oh, that's the chicken ......."

"Yes, yes, yes! That was the idiot you made the chicken so salty that you ate the whole plate! ”

My mom gave Soeren a clever look and slapped me on the shoulder: "When did I make the dish salty?" Bad self reputation! Let me ask you, did you give your father's padded jacket and sweater to Zhang Hengli? ”

"Huh?" I quickly reacted, "yes, he's, he's poor!" Wretched. ”

"Isn't your dad pitiful? It's so cold that your teeth are falling to the ground! ”

"Did he buy a new one?"

"Bought it."

She looked at Soeren, "You're not her boyfriend?" ”

Soeren waved his hand and said, "I'm not his boyfriend because I know she's Lesbian." ”

"Strangled what?"

"Lesbian, that's what it means to be gay." I explained, "Women like women, and men like men." ”

She instantly jumped high in anger: "You kneel down for me!" ”

I was so frightened that I fell to my knees, Soeren had never seen this fight, and his legs were so weak that he almost fell to his knees. But he was flexible, his upper body bent and straightened up, and he sat on the ground.

"You, you, you, you......" My mom trembled, repeating a word all the time.

"Don't worry, why are you stuttering?"

My mom slapped me on the back: "House space, echo!" ”

"Our house is not that big!"

Then she asked nervously: "You're not that 'strangulation love', right?" ”

"Of course not. I just want to avoid those foreigners, who always touch their faces and noses with their hands and feet, this is a joke, and it doesn't affect their reputation. He's my neighbor in Hamburg, so he came to China for a vacation, and he left in a few days, and he may not see him for the second time in his life. ”

"Then tell me now," she said, slapping the floor, "what about the sofa, the coffee table, the dining table, the furniture?" ”

"You didn't mean to be happy...... Do you like rattan? I'll sell it and make room. ”

"Where's the money?"

"Money...... The money was spent. ”

"What did you buy? I haven't seen a single vine! ”

I didn't squint, I just reached over and pointed at Soeren: "He's ...... His wallet was stolen and he was penniless, so I took his help. ”

"How much money did you give? For him, you actually sell? ”

“Nonononono！” Soeren waved her hand frequently, "She needs money because of her boyfriend." ”

My jaw dropped in amazement. Not with you

Didn't you mention it? It's not difficult to say this, but you don't understand this?

My mother was also stunned for a long time, looking at me and then at him.

"She has a boyfriend?"

"Yes!" Soeren said categorically.

I pounced on him and tried to cover his mouth, but he reacted quickly, and he dodged away from the side.

"Didn't you stop talking? Have you forgotten what I told you? I scolded.

"You said what kind of woman your mom is, and, don't mention Yi Xu, oh, I forgot, Yi Xu is your boyfriend's name!"

I almost fainted.

My mother watched quietly for half a minute, and when my words to Soeren fell, she sat against the wall with an expression of unprecedented calmness, and then looked up and said to me, "Kneeling or sitting casually, honestly explain it to me word for word." ”

I honestly knelt down.

"Mom, you remember his name first, Yi Xu. Easy to easy, continue to continue. ”