"......" Yue Lao was stunned for a moment, his face was full of embarrassment, and he fell to the ground, "It's still a well-informed immortal, and the old decay is far from it, after the immortal said, the little old man suddenly felt enlightened, and suddenly brightened, after you said, Tianpeng is indeed not worthy of the Guanghan fairy, or I will introduce the third prince to Chang'e?"

Yue Lao sneered on his face, and looked like he was slipping his beard to make up for his mistakes.

"Fuck you!" Shi Fan scolded, the third prince is good, but who doesn't know that Nezha is the incarnation of a lotus flower, which is inhumane, which is more excessive than a canopy.

"Shangxian, speak civilly!" Yue Lao muttered, he is in charge of the world's karma, usually no matter the male fairy or the female fairy who doesn't give him a beard, want to find a beautiful woman or a handsome guy or something, who usually dares to disrespect him?

"Civilized your sister!" Shi Fan disdained, "Fairy Chang'e hires Ting Ruyan, the beautiful crown fairy world, dancing all over the world, especially in this peach fair, it is even more brilliant, such a beautiful woman who is so beautiful in the spirit of heaven and earth, how can ordinary people be worthy?"

"Yes, yes, the immortal lesson is right, then you see which immortal in the heavenly realm can match the fairy Chang'e, even if it is a mortal, I will definitely pull the string and give the green light!"

"Roll Nima's!" Shi Fan roared, and when it reached the heavenly realm, it was like a muffled thunder, and he sat on the ground with Yue Lao's frightened ass, "Shangxian, what's wrong?"

Yue Laoxin said that this immortal has a lot of ability, he knows astronomy, geography, and men and women, but he has a big temper, and he really doesn't know how he cultivates great powers.

Shi Fan's stomach was about to breathe fire by the old moon, who is not good for you old guy, why did you just stare at Chang'e, he held back his anger and said: "I said, ordinary people are not worthy of the Guanghan Fairy, you don't care about this matter, the Guanghan Fairy is Bingqing and jade, clean and self-clean, use you to mess with the mandarin duck spectrum?

"Yes, yes, yes, the immortal is taught!"

"Okay, tell me now, why did you pull the red rope for Chang'e and Tianpeng?"

Yue Lao said with a bitter face: "It was Tianpeng who begged me, he came to me if he was fine, you said that he was in charge of the eight million water army of Tianhe, he was in a high position, and the demons in the lower realm were troubled, and he had to rely on him to ask for it, he is now a celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor, what can I do? In fact, whether it is Yang Jian, the White Lady, or the Weaver Girl, they are all people with a big background, otherwise the rules are strict, how dare I mess with the mandarin duck spectrum? Look at why I didn't draw the red line for ordinary fairies?"

There is a sentence that Yue Lao didn't dare to say, just because they have a background, they can be connected, and it's okay if something happens, isn't it looking for death if they don't have a background? Not only them, but even I have to be implicated.

Damn, Shi Fan swallowed and spat hard, I have to say that what Yue Lao said makes some sense, these people really have a big background, don't look at the Weaver Girl across the Tianhe River and the Cowherd can only meet once a year, once her background was no smaller than the Seven Fairies, it is said that her father was the emperor of the previous generation, otherwise how could she be fine with mortals.

Not to mention Bai Suzhen, her master is the old mother of Li Shan, who dares to offend? The most annoying thing is Zhu Bajie, the old man is worried about Chang'e, you wait, this account Brother Fan has written down, and when I raise the monkey to Monkey King, I will beat you eight times a day.

"Okay!" Shi Fan waved his hand, "This matter is like this, I won't tell you, this Shangxian is playing merit now, can you contribute some?"

"Merit? Xiao Lao'er is a little, listening to the teachings of the immortals today, I have benefited a lot, since the immortals need it, then I will contribute 1000!"

"One thousand, what about the one you sent to ask for food? Who doesn't know that you are in charge of marriage, grasping men with one hand and women with the other, with immeasurable merits, and you are famous in the heavenly court, are you taking a thousand?"

"Shangxian, what is Gao Fu Shuai?" Yue Lao's face was full of piety, and he looked eager for knowledge.

"You are Gao Fu Shuai!" Shi Fan snorted coldly, "Three thousand merits, you have three thousand merits, I will keep today's matter secret, can you still believe the reputation of the immortals?"

In Brother Fan's heart, he has already classified Yue Lao as a big customer, if Bai Suzhen and Dragon Girl are Bai Fumei in Heavenly Court, then Yue Lao is a figure on the rich list, if he has no merit, no one in this Heavenly Court will have merit, it is rare to catch his pigtails, and he must be exploited more.

"Your reputation?" Yue Lao looked bitter, and said in his heart I just met you, you have a good reputation, but he didn't dare to say that, who let the pigtails be caught, so he had to say with a bitter face: "Then Shangxian, I will give you three thousand merits now, you must not say it." ”

"Damn!" Shi Fan slapped his thigh, listening to this girl's tone, my brother is going to be less, but he is still on the voice, this sentence made Yue Lao hear, and he was suddenly frightened, for fear that he would open his mouth, so he hurriedly crossed out the merits, and said with a flattering face: "Shangxian, I have already given you the merits, you can't regret it, you must keep it secret for me, don't say it." ”

"Damn, old fox!" Shi Fan was disdainful in his heart, but the words had already come out, he naturally couldn't regret it, Brother Fan was a person with a bottom line.

The mobile phone has already sent a reminder that Tianting Yue Lao will recharge 3000 merit points for you, think about 3000 merit compared to before, it is a lot compared to before, people should know how to be satisfied, and immediately nodded and said: "Don't worry, take people's money and eliminate disasters with people, Brother Fan will cover you, it's okay to hang up!"

"Smack!" Shi Fan turned off WeChat, he had already arrived home, he was just angry just now, and he wanted to fool the merit again, so he stayed at the door for a while.

"Hanging, who's hanging?" Yue Lao's face was bitter, looking left and right, he couldn't help but admire the immortals even more, people can see that someone is hanging, and they can't see it, this is all a gap.

After checking the merit pool, counting the three thousand merits, he has 4520 merit points, the most in history, although the exploitation of the old man is a little less, a little regretful, but it is already good.

Do you want to ask Chang'e to teach you a little spell? To be honest, Shi Fan was a little impatient in his heart, and he couldn't wait to learn all the somersault clouds at once. But considering that Chang'e was doing errands, she should go to Lishan, and she couldn't bother her, so she had to endure it.

successfully fooled Yue Lao and solved Chang'e's hidden danger, Shi Fan walked into the courtyard leisurely. Originally, I wanted to buy some food for supper and test my skills, but where to buy vegetables at this time, I had to give up.