The mana of the person who came was unfathomable, the old man was nervous, and the heavenly court was absolutely forbidden in terms of marriage, if he was an immortal who intermarried, and the idea of free play was spread out, it would be repaid, even if he was not pushed to the immortal platform, he would have to be demoted to the mortal if he didn't do well.

Shi Fan snorted coldly: "Don't look for it, I'm an ordinary immortal, the world calls me Brother Fan, you can't find it." ”

"Ah, the mana of the ordinary immortals is really unfathomable, and the old man is far from it!" Yue Lao's attitude was more respectful, but his mouth was full of words, "Shangxian, you said that I messed up with the mandarin duck spectrum, why did I mess with the mandarin duck spectrum? Look at the red rope I pulled, which pair is not true love? ”

Yue Lao tried to reason with Shi Fan, if he was convinced, he shouldn't have said his thoughts, well, just do it, Yue Lao had a good calculation, and wanted to persuade Shi Fan and block his mouth.

"Why do you still have a little merit?" Shi Fan sneered and turned on the voice, "We don't need to say anything else, just look at a few of your classic cases, you go and see what kind of life Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian are living now? ”

"Is it so miserable?" Yue Lao was stunned, "I said that I haven't seen the White Lady recently, and I haven't seen Xu Xian come out, so that's the case." ”

Shi Fan ignored him, and continued: "Let's talk about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, damn, since you pulled the string, we can only meet once a year, who doesn't want to sleep with my wife in her arms every day, it's not difficult for the Cowherd? The Weaver Girl is not lonely, if I guessed correctly, the Cowherd still has two children, mother, don't the children want their mothers? Do you know what it feels like for children to have no mother's love since they were young, why do you still have the face to show off?"

"......" Yue Lao was stunned and couldn't say anything.

"Let's talk about Yang Jian and the Dragon Girl!" Shi Fan said, paralyzed, Shi Fan became even more angry, "You don't want to think about how the two of you came over for more than a thousand years? The Dragon Girl keeps watch over the empty room every night, Yang Jian, the bastard, is just doing something with a few of his brothers all day long, and he doesn't know how to cherish it, he is so ambitious, and he is worried about Chang'e, this is the red line you pulled?

"Shangxian!" Yue Lao said boldly: "I have something to say about Yang Erlang and the Dragon Girl, you know, Yang Erlang has always been known for his coldness, and the third princess is known for her cautious eyes, and she can't wait to tie her husband to her side every day before she is willing, and Erlang God is an extremely spirited person, do you think he can give up his brother for his wife?"

"Really?" Shi Fan sneered, "Then you know that they are not suitable, why do you still want to pull the strings?"

"......" Yue Lao was stunned, but Shi Fan didn't let him go, "It's true that Erlang God chases Chang'e, right?

“。。。 ，。。。。。 ”

Yue Lao couldn't say a word when he was choked, Erlang God chased Chang'e This matter is known in the heavens, and even the Queen Mother Jade Emperor knows it, but Erlang God is too capable, he monopolizes the mouth of the river, listens to the tune and doesn't listen to the announcement, and the Jade Emperor doesn't dare to do anything to him, not to mention that Chang'e didn't agree, so everyone just turned a blind eye, but opening his eyes and closing his eyes doesn't mean nothing, how can he explain Yue Lao?

"Do you still have the face to show off?" Shi Fan asked, came to the small shop in the shantytown, handed the money in, took a bottle of mineral water, took a sip, and said that he was thirsty for a long time.

"No!" said Yue Lao with a sad face, completely honest.

"You don't have me. After drinking the water, Shi Fan continued to complain, "You said that you are special, you also tied the two men, and it has become a custom, which has been passed down through the ages, this is what you are doing in the old age?"

"Shangxian, Shangxian!" Yue Lao snorted, and said unconvinced: "King Wei An and Longyang Jun are true love!"

"I love your sister so much. Shi Fan said coldly: "Why don't you find one for yourself? Chrysanthemum remnants, do you know the pain of being injured all over the ground? Besides, who doesn't know that Long Yangjun was only taken by him because of King Wei An's obscenity, why are you still involved, you really have a face." ”

"......" Yue Lao was speechless again, and it took a long time before he said with a deflated face: "The old man listened to the teachings of the immortals, and asked the immortals to give me more staff officers in the future, and in addition, don't tell the immortals about today's affairs, or I will have nowhere to put my old face." ”

"Alright. Shi Fan stopped him and said, "You just said that you took a fancy to another pair, who is it?" Come, say it, Brother Fan will give you a reference." ”

After saying for a long time, Brother Fan is actually paving the way for this sentence, first stop him, what he is most worried about is that Yue Lao will give the three virgins, the seven fairies and the like, when he thinks of the tsundere goddess and the three virgins marrying a waste Liu Yanchang, and the seven fairies marrying Dong Yong, he is not happy, Xu Xian is the sign of the front car, the most important thing is that he also pointed to the flickering merit, the lonely fairy is better to flicker, and boiling the heart is an example, so this matter must be asked clearly, once the old fox ties the red rope, it is too late to say anything.

With the reprimand just now, Yue Lao didn't dare to let go of one, and hurriedly said: "Don't hide it from Brother Fan, this time I am going to hold the red rope for Chang'e and Marshal Tianpeng......"

"Poof!" Shi Fan just drank the water into it, and this time it all squirted out, Nima's, this is more serious than pulling strings for Yang Chan and the Seven Fairies, in his heart, Brother Fan has already classified Chang'e as his own person, how can he allow others to blaspheme.

Where did Yue Lao know these things, and continued to chatter, "These two people are the most suitable pair in my opinion, you see, Chang'e Fairy dances all over the world, the beautiful crown fairy world, Marshal Tianpeng is in charge of the eight million Tianhe water army, the three armies of Yongguan, the southern and northern wars, I don't know how many hard work and horses have been made, and they are most appreciated by the Jade Emperor, and the two of them are ...... together."

"Alright, don't talk about it. Shi Fan roared, making Yue Lao tremble, "Shangxian, what's wrong?"

"Why don't you say it? Do you think Marshal Tianpeng is worthy of Chang'e?"

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"Ah, your sister, that pig in the canopy will be worthy of Chang'e?"

"Hehe, he's a little fatter. Yue Lao scratched his head in a daze, "But men, body is secondary, the most important thing is to have the ability to ......"

"It's just a fart!" Shi Fan snorted coldly, "If you don't say anything far away, you can talk about the close, he hooked up with the weak water, causing the weak water to be angry, and the water of the heavenly river rushed down to the mortal world, causing the people to live in misery, and the people were miserable, you know about this, right?"

"Uh...... I know!" the old man looked bitter.

"And!" Shi Fan said, "If you want to talk about the three armies of Yongguan, in terms of merit, can he compare with Li Jing? can he compare with the third prince of Nezha? This pig can he beat the four heavenly kings? You say that he can kill demons and demons, can he beat the bull demon king? Can he beat the nine-headed worm?"