I touched my skirt, the familiar texture of cotton and linen, and remembered the promise I made to reunite with Yi Xu two years ago in the summer when they took me to the airport.

It was here that Zhang Hengli crossed his arms on his stomach and tilted his head to see that I was reluctant to give up with Yi Xu.

"Take good care of yourself outside." Yi Xu said thoughtfully.

I reluctantly pinched his fingers, but said in a very relaxed tone: "Of course, I am also a person who has been with you for three or four years, taking care of yourself, little meaning!" ”

Zhang Hengli couldn't help but say: "He can't bear to say, I'll say it, don't learn badly, you are easy to be led by the nose, he is so worried, the next time I see you here, you won't have nose piercings, hand tattoos, feet hating high heels, and Hot Wheels on your head, right?" “

"No!" I glared at him, held Yi Xu's hand and said, "Whether you go to Germany next summer or come back the following summer, I promise, it will look like this, the original!" ”

Yi Xu just wanted to nod, but Zhang Hengli broke us away with both hands: "Don't believe her, she won't be late to pick up the plane next year, and she won't miss the plane when she comes back the year after tomorrow, you should kowtow to God and bounce your head twice!" “

"Say what?" I clenched my fists: "One head and two jumps, how do you knock?" ”

Zhang Hengli also clenched his fists: "I don't know what you and I mean?" Is being late all day because of a traffic jam? Just Zhang Yi's fool letter! After the subway in Changsha is opened, can you never be late again? ”

"Can't!" I said confidently: "But the ticket is so expensive, I can't afford to miss the flight!" ”

"Makes sense!" He lowered his fist and said, "Trust you for now!" ”

I gently took Yi Xu's hand again: "Come on, come on, take a good look, see how long my eyebrows are, how many eyelashes I have, remember this dress I am wearing, this belt, and this shoe." You touch your hand and feel the softness of my hair and the quality of my dress. Here, you look down at my neckline, you see, black underwear, a set, pure black, no lace and no pattern! “

Yi Xu was a little shy to pull my hand away: "What do you say?" “

I took a look into my skirt myself: "The belt is in the way, and I can't see the panties!" ”

Zhang Hengli gritted his teeth on the side: "You hurry up, leave this land!" ”

I didn't care about him, and said to Yi Xu: "The underwear is also black, really, I'm not mistaken!" ”

Yi Xu was about to cover my mouth: "Be quiet, the public!" ”

Zhang Hengli covered his ears on the side and muttered: "I can't hear it, I can't hear it!" ”

I cheekily smiled: "Do you remember what I just said?" ”

Yi Xu nodded again and again: "Remember, remember, remember." ”

I put his hands on my waist: "Yi Xu, you hug me, weigh the weight, remember this weight, no matter how much you eat sausage potato bread, you won't come back as a big fat girl." ”

"Don't you need it?" He said. Yi Xu hates doing greasy things in public, and I like intermittent convulsions.

"Of course!" I gripped his arm tighter, "How else can I prove that I came back later?" ”

"Hey, hey, hug it!" Zhang Hengli couldn't stand it anymore, and urged: "Let her get out after hugging!" ”

I kicked him, and he threw up his hands in reluctantly surrender.

Yi Xu couldn't help it, so he picked me up and weighed me with both arms.

"Remember?"

"Remembered."

In the end, I said: "I will study hard and live well, and I will give you back a good thing about your height, weight, skin color, and dress!" ”

"Don't force it! If you're hungry, you still have to eat, whether he's fat or not! There's less sunlight over there, and it's not a bad thing to turn white, so it's good to go with the flow! ”

I cried out in disappointment, "Why don't you understand my feelings." ”

"I understand!" He explained: "I'm just afraid that you're being yourself. Well, as long as you're still wearing this dress. insisted on the mind, but also exempted from demand. ”

"A word?"

"It's a deal."

A word is a fart! A year later, I didn't go to Germany, and two years later I came back nine days late. Today I kept my promise, in addition to this skirt, I also prepared Ye Xijia, who was almost the original body weight and original skin color, and the underwear and underwear did not change, I stood in place!

But what about you?

"Where's the easy continuation?" I called Zhang Hengli's phone and asked with a face.

Zhang Hengli is my only second friend, the only male friend. I really didn't want to call him, but 16 hours ago, when I was being interrogated by German customs in a dark room because of my expired passport, he happened to call and heard what happened to me, and laughed until his voice split.

"You've arrived in Changsha? Oops, you missed the flight! Did the Germans really let you go? You texted me and said it's okay, I can't believe it! ”

"Why didn't Yi Xu come to pick me up?" I asked nonchalantly.

"You stinky tofu, you know how to continue!" He said disappointedly, "I'm on a business trip, you don't know, I've gone to the United States, and I'll be back the day after tomorrow!" ”

No wonder, I haven't been in touch for four or five days!

"Why didn't he tell me when he went to the United States, he couldn't get in touch for four or five days. I thought he deliberately made me angry, but he surprised me at the airport, isn't that how it is played in movies? ”

"How beautiful the heroines in the movie are, it is impossible to make such a surprise to someone like you, Yi Xu is a smart person, and he can't do that kind of stupid thing!"

"But Yi Xu is not the kind of careless person, why didn't he tell me? How anxious am I? ”

"It's my fault, he went in a hurry, not only did he go in a hurry, but he said that he was very busy over there, as if there was a big problem in the business, and he went to the rescue. You may have been in the hospital when you called at the time, but you didn't get through, and he told me, I forgot, I should have told you a few days earlier. ”

"Why are you like that?" I scolded.

"That's what I am! You're going to bite me! ”

"I'm home." I said disappointedly, "Hey, why didn't you pick me up?" ”

"The company is busy, it's really busy, I can't ask for leave! Besides, you won't let you pick it up! ”

"That's my heavy color and light friend, I thought Yi Xu would come! When there is no color, friends are not actively clicked? You know that Yi Xu will not come, and you will not come to pick me up, do you know what I feel like now? No one welcomed me home! Zhang Yi can't take leave? ”

"Zhang Yi? I didn't bother to send you back then, but today I want her to pick you up, dream about you! ”

"People are warm and cold, people go to tea and cool! I'm going to buy a plane ticket right now and fly back to Germany! "I threatened him.

"Who are you teasing? How many days has it been since your visa expired? Germany doesn't want you to go back!

I still hold back the disappointment in my heart, I can't get along with anyone, and I don't like anyone.

The one on the left, the one who is grinding with his friends, they will go to the moon when you come back, you know?

The one on the right, the one who is grinding with his girlfriend, she will leave the galaxy when you come back, you know?

The one in front, the one who chattered with his parents, they will rush out of the solar system when you come back, you know?

No one will come to pick you up!

I yelled at the exit, "Who's going to pick me up?" No one picks it up, it's like going home! ”

The people in the neighborhood looked at me strangely, probably thinking, who wants to take a neurotic home?

A middle-aged uncle strode over with a gold chain around his neck thicker than my thumb, I mean the thumb of the big foot. He shouted at the mobile phone with his throat in his voice, and the voice was so loud that everyone was angry, and everyone felt that they had been scolded for splitting their heads and covering their faces.

"Damn, ****** is finally gone, don't ****** come back in the future! I won't see Lao Tzu again! Asked me to eat rice noodles! Twelve dollars a bowl,! ”

He succeeded in diverting all the eyes that would have been on me.

I wanted to squint and rest on the airport bus, but Zhang Hengli called every five minutes:

"Where are you?"

"You're on your way home, aren't you?"

"You didn't go anywhere else, did you?"

"You're going to stay at home, right?"

"You're just resting at home this afternoon and not doing anything else, are you?"

"Are you going home?"

"Which home are you going back to?"

"You're back to the home in Hexi, right?"

"When you say go home, do you mean to go back to your house?"

It wasn't until I opened the door that I finally couldn't help it anymore and yelled into my phone: "Do you want to go to someone else's house and call it home?" ”

In just two years, how could he become so verbose? The German word for "home" is "nachHausegehen", which goes in the direction of the house. Going home, of course, means going back to the house where you live!