It's not your fault to play me, it's even harder not to play you. Niu Gensheng recently played computer games to the point of forgetting to sleep and eat. His wife, Long Chunfeng, often counts him for not doing his job, and you can't live without computer games? Niu Gensheng entered the line of fire in his dream and sang "Counter War" with Zhang Jie, and the heroine's hand was so slippery! Suddenly she stepped on the air and fell into an ancient game.

When I opened my eyes, how did I transform Wang Dazhui by myself. And the heroine is tender like water, thinking about the lover Xiaomei in her dreams day and night, so beautiful! Xiaomei said: "If you defeat the rival in love, you can kiss me and marry me?" But this game is very cruel, if you are defeated by the rival in love, you will go offline, and the game will end automatically. Xiaomei Jiaomei blinked, and said that if you like it, order me! I can't wait to enter the game, by the way! I just entered and was killed by an axe from my rival in love!, who is your rival in love, at first glance, it is Li Kui, the leader of the Axe Gang!

I was kicked out of the game in a daze. I chose weapons and equipment and dressed myself as Wu Song. Entering the game, this time I finally fought 300 rounds without a win. Xiaomei was secretly sending autumn waves to me, and I turned into a timely rain Song Jiang, and said to the black whirlwind Li Kui, your mother told you to go home for dinner? So that he could be alone with Xiaomei! This black charcoal said: "Big man, you recognize the wrong person, I am Bao Qingtian", I was scared into a cold sweat, and I was incontinent! The game was over again. I'm upset to type on the keyboard, damn, it's so hard to bubble on the Internet?

The third time, I disguised myself as a woman and pretended to be Pan Jinlian, entered the game, Bao Qingtian Qingqing was difficult to judge the woman and fled, Xiaomei saw my daughter's body, pursed her lips and smiled, **You go to Ximenqing Daguan everyone, right? Miss Ben Bingqing Yujie, not interested in eating tofu, just now Bao Hei Tan became a personable Ximen Qing, he grabbed my double milk with one hand, and said that this is called the five-clawed phoenix and catch Bogong? I ran away, and the game was over again! I scolded, really disappointed.

Xiaomei comforted me on the screen and said: "If you want your dream to come true, please recharge more, there are five packages for recharge: one holds hands with the heroine and charges 100 yuan." The second embraced the heroine and charged 300 yuan. 3. The kiss of the first love with the heroine, recharge 500 yuan. Fourth, roaming and chatting with the heroine for two hours, recharge 800 yuan. Five and the heroine's dream wedding cave room candle night, recharge 1,000 yuan.

I was greedy for freshness and fun, so I used Alipay online banking to recharge and play this game. In the game, all the rivals were defeated by me. The heroine obeys me, and she is obedient! I am immersed in this seductive game all night, waiting for the rooster to sing the world white, the bags under my eyes are black, and the mobile phone text message prompts, I have paid a thousand yuan for this crush game, this virtual and unreal world, is it worth it for my exhaustion?

Afterwards, he wrote down his feelings to netizens: The game life is unacceptable, and it hurts the harsh bag and hurts the heart. Do you guess what netizens commented: Niu Gensheng is going to eat! Now one billion people are plowing the fields, and nine hundred million are playing games, and you are not even as good as an Angry Bird!