Niu Gensheng was sleepwalking with the god of song Xu Guanjie on a tricycle to the moon to buy beef brisket rice, and met Hawking who was also on the moon for an investigation, I wondered and asked: "Aren't you supposed to go to a black hole? How can you be on the moon?" Chang'e came out and said: "Do you know, Sun Dianying in the world stole the Dongling Tomb, Lafayette also flew to the moon and ascended to heaven, Huo Da scientist wants to see Cixi's demeanor, she is more noble and beautiful than Cleopatra?"

As soon as I saw Cixi, my heart fluttered, the sky was beautiful, the water hibiscus, the ice was clear and jade, and the love of the country was not enough to describe her beauty. This Yehnara clan may be as noble as the hostess of the Taj Mahal in India in human history, she enjoyed all the glory and wealth during her lifetime, and after her death, the coffin of the mausoleum was full of gold, silver and jewelry, white jade, ruby, sapphire, Buddha image, calligraphy and painting, watermelon jade, white jade cabbage, pearl agate, loofah and white jade lotus, especially the night pearl contained in Cixi's mouth, huge, crystal clear, radiating a green cold light in the night, and the hair of a person within a hundred steps can be distinguished? No matter how noble you were in life, no matter how much wealth you brought with you to the burial, in the end it was just a corpse?

Cixi cried out: "Heaven Damn Sun Dianying, I implore King Yama to send this bandit to the eighteenth layer of hell? Egypt's Pyramid of Khufu, Cleopatra, and the Taj Mahal, their souls rest forever! I can't rest in peace! As soon as the feng shui is broken, what else can we talk about the Qing Empire? The last emperor is even more incompetent than Adou!"

Hawking said angrily: "This rogue soldier Sun Dianying, I will take his soul to the black hole, so that he will never be reincarnated!" Chang'e said that he was a dreamer in the world, and he came to ask Hou on behalf of his master, the Lingnan ghost, and his master wanted to conceive a novel called "The Return of Cixi" and set up a monument for you to pass on your great achievements in the annals of history for future generations to admire. The merits and demerits of the merits and demerits will be commented on by future generations. He commented that you Wu Zetian is still great!

Cixi said: "Dream Hero Niu Gensheng! You go back and tell your master that the Lingnan ghost talent, although I Cixi is a female streamer, but the women do not let the eyebrows, the reason why I hang the curtain to listen to the government, is actually the great Qing Qi exhausted, once the prosperous era of Kangqian has passed, there are talented people in the country, I am this talented person, I save the Qing Empire, but because the building is about to fall, how can one person turn the tide of the world? Xi Shi, the concubine was crowned with a red face and troubled water, Da Ji died in the country and complained about the woman Qianfu pointed out that she was possessed by a thousand-year-old fox demon, Wu Zetian set up a wordless monument and became Wu Meiniang said that she was greedy for power, Diao Chan separated Dong Zhuo and Lu Buyi's father-son relationship, and said that it was a beauty plan? Fortunately, history is written by the people, I don't marry into the palace and perished like the Qing Dynasty, like Emperor Chongzhen, who is diligent in government and loves the people, and is forced to hang himself on Wansui Mountain by Li Zicheng's peasant army?

I knelt down and kowtowed: "You will always be Lafayette in my heart? But I want to know if you believe in Buddhism?" Cixi smiled and said: "You are more lovely than the eunuch Xiaochunzi, I believe in myself more than I believe in Buddhism, and the Hundred Days Restoration Kangliang almost lifted Emperor Guangxu onto the righteous and bright road? But if the reform is too much, it will be the destruction of the country? Sun Yat-sen's revolution will remove all the hair of Ah Q! If the reform is excessive, it will be a revolution! A revolution will be a broken head? Later, the Cultural Revolution did not remove the lives of many cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods! I hope that people with foresight and sagacity will learn from Deng Weiren, who grasps with both hands, with both hands firm, one center and two basic points, just like Kangxi grasped Bogong, and even worships this traitor and corrects the Fa on the spot? Deng Weiren is really a master, grasping reform and opening up with one hand, grasping chaos with the other, and even grasping the return of Hong Kong from Margaret Thatcher's Mount Fuji?

I said, how do you know what happened later? Cixi said, Deng Weiren and Margaret Thatcher told me! I suddenly woke up, I saw a ghost in a dream tonight? A cold sweat broke out, Cixi said delicately, "Decay ghost, hurry up, the mourning family can't wait!" When I saw Li Lianying come in, I was so frightened that I shuddered?