Niu Gensheng came to Yue Lao and asked: "Why do people get married?" Yue Lao said: "This question is the clearest when it comes to the Qingming Festival? Because everyone worships their ancestors and commemorates their ancestors, the root of love, in the final analysis, is not that the deceased got married and gave birth to a lot of children, and now the descendants have a few more pillars of incense to worship their ancestors! If you continue the incense, you will get married! Get married, friend! If you don't get married, where will you love, where do you not love to have children? The most urgent task now is not to save money, but to find a wife and have a few children, and rich and poor are secondary! Be a man, you have hundreds of millions of dollars to get married, and if you are late, it will be a waste of water! The sooner you get married, the better, and the sooner you have children, the better? It is best for women to marry at the age of 18 and 22, and for men at the age of 23 and 25, it is best to get married! The others are too old! You are more than half of your age and your heart is weak, and you don't even have a tadpole and give birth to a bird! Don't marry a menopausal woman and come back, and give birth to a bird, even your aunt is not red! I still want to have a baby, and I can't give birth to flowers and willows!"

For example: "Get married early! The functions of life are all functions when you are young! When you reach the age of 45, you are basically a group of menopausal syndromes, lifting but not sharp, sharp but not straight, and still want to have children? After the ovaries have fallen off, you still have a big aunt! As a person, money and fame and fortune will never be enough, and if you don't bring birth to death and don't take it with you, why do you want so much money! In fact, it is enough for a person to spend everything with 10 million yuan! A person's life is nothing more than eating three meals a day and staying overnight! Your biggest bed is at most one bed? You can only sleep in one room of your big house, you can only sit in one of your most luxurious cars, and no amount of extra money you have belongs to you, you just belong to you temporarily? When you have two feet, it is not someone else's! Therefore, if you have money and no money, marry a few more wives and have more children, this will always be your best work! Other rich countries will not be in the bank when you die, and it will be really you for your children and grandchildren to inherit your precious property! Be a man or listen to the old man! Get married as soon as possible! If you don't get married, when you want to get married, you may have already reported to the king of Yama, or by the time you save enough money to get married, your dust roots will already be full of warblers, and you won't be able to get a good match after Suzhou! If you take a boat and marry ten wives, you may not be able to have children!

The Jade Emperor said earnestly: "If you take a woman as your wife, you can have children, and if you use copper as a mirror, you can shake your husband's outline! If you use money as a mirror, you can see eunuchs! People, you must live to be worthy of the tombs of your ancestors! During the Qingming Dynasty, it rains a lot, and the mountains and white Yingtai get married! I know that marriage will not turn into a butterfly? People in the world will wake up and get married early!"

Guanyin said: "If you don't get married, I'll give you a bird? Be a man, you have to listen to the words of the Lingnan ghosts, there are many people who get married early, and there is great power! People have to give birth to a child, and the state rewards 600,000 marks! This is people-oriented! People, get married early, Lingnan ghosts will reward you with 10 million VND! Go to Vietnam to marry a second wife, come back and give birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus, and think nonsense in sleepwalking! Hahaha, it is nothing more than teaching the world to get married early! Anything can be delayed, but marriage should not be delayed! There is really no way to get married, immigrate to Africa, find an African Egyptian pond lice, and don't come back, give birth to a Jackson, come out and kill President Obama and President Ma! Salute to the great Mandela! My fine breed sows the land of South Africa, and I want to sing "Glory Years" in sleepwalking?"