"Everyone in prison should keep in mind that there are two major norms and four points of attention. Obey management, receive education, confess and repent, and actively reform. It is forbidden to act beyond the designated area without authorization; it is forbidden to secretly hide blades, gamble, gamble, or steal; it is forbidden to harm oneself and form gangs to fight and brawl; and it is forbidden to read pornographic books and spread cult ......"

Cui Shi, a hard-working and sad little prison guard, wearing a police uniform and carrying a baton, listened to the magical "Song of Leaving Work" sung by hundreds of prisoners, and began his daily routine.

Going to work, taking names, educating and talking, handling disciplinary violations, evaluating and calculating scores, listening to family phone calls, detaining prisoners to meet with relatives, and taking prisoners to the hospital for medical treatment......

It's still a boring day, and although Cui Shi, who has been in the police for two years, is meticulous, he will inevitably feel bored or even hopeless.

This life...... That's it?

Most of the prisoners under my command are still sentenced to prison terms, what the hell am I ...... Maybe it's a life sentence!

When I got home from work, it was already full of stars.

Glancing at the wall clock on the wall, 20:00 p.m.

"Alas, when the eyes are open, they are busy until the lights go out, and when they are closed, they are vigilant. ”

Cui Shi shook his head and sighed, and turned on the computer.

In the unit, he was an ordinary prison correctional officer, with 45 criminals of all kinds under his command, and a number of leaders who were in charge or did not care about anything.

Life is hard, and promotion is hopeless.

As...... Have some fun on your own?

On the cockfighting platform, Cui Shi has an exclusive live broadcast room.

There are three or five months of playing this thing, in fact, for Cui Shi, it is to find a more relaxed occasion, where no one knows anyone, chatting and bragging, and relaxing the depressed mood of being closed in the high-wall power grid all day long.

As for popularity, Cui Shi knows that he is neither an Internet celebrity girl who shakes milk and fights, nor does he have the game skills to abuse the audience, even if he wants to hype it up, there is no bright spot, so let's let it be.

In order to prevent embarrassment, Cui Shi also deliberately made some disguises. I don't usually wear glasses, but I got a pair of glasses without a prescription to wear, plus necklaces and other decorations, the image is quite different from ordinary life, even if I am an acquaintance, I am afraid I can't recognize it.

I've been playing like this for a few months, and with the passion that spittles when chatting, I can be regarded as gaining three or two fans of big cats and kittens, and the number of people online today is ...... 13 pcs.

Well, yes, it's a double!

Cui Shi laughed, turned on the microphone and shouted, "Everyone has been waiting for a long time, this great sage is here." ”

Seeing Cui Shi go online, several old acquaintances also immediately greeted each other.

[Yanli: Great Sage, is it a spit out of the anti-Japanese drama today, or a spoof of social hot spots?]

Cui Shi's usual live broadcast content is probably just this little bit of a flower, and he is quite slippery by his mouth, so he treats it as chatting with friends.

At that time, when I registered an account in the live broadcast room, I just caught up with the classic 86 version of "Journey to the West" on TV, and Cui Shi easily called Monkey King, which can be regarded as mighty and domineering, but it is useless for popularity.

In recent years, the demons on the Internet have been dancing wildly, in order to fight for the position, the live broadcast is not new, what tricks can an ID play.

Don't talk about Monkey King, even if you are called Ritian Ancestor, you don't have any attention.

"Today, let's take a look at a few clips......"

Cui Shi has already prepared the content, a few days ago I watched a garbage anti-Japanese TV series, this Nima's bun was half eaten, and it could explode directly if thrown out, and it also exploded with amazing momentum.

Although many people may have known about this for a long time, Cui Shi has his own unique angle of complaining, and I believe that it can make these few fans enjoy listening to it.

Back then, it was also an anti-Japanese drama, and a certain anti-Japanese heroine hid a grenade in her crotch, Cui Shi said "This is forced to explode!", which made several viewers almost angry, and later it was spread into a golden sentence on the Internet, but Cui Shi, as the original creator, did not follow the fire.

No way, piracy is too bad, and no one knows the original creator.

But as soon as he was halfway through the words, Cui Shi was suddenly startled.

The number of live broadcasters displayed in the upper right corner of the screen suddenly jumped wildly.

275！

1032！

2374！

4396！

......

In just a few tens of seconds, the number of people who suddenly poured in approached five figures, which really confused Cui Shi.

What's the situation?

Before Cui Shi could react, the crazy barrage had already begun to swipe the screen.

Don't tell me this is the Monkey King!]

[No, the Monkey King showed his face live today? I'll go, I'll go, I'll make a big profit!]

[Official certified monkey sister-in-law: impossible, if the monkey king looks like this, I declare that this girl will not give birth to monkeys with him......]

[Wukong, you are naughty again: Monkey King! Say, is this you?]

[This is not Monkey King, this is Monkey King. 】

[The environment is not quite right, the Monkey King is the LOL passerby king who signed a contract with an annual salary of tens of millions of dollars on the cockfighting platform, although it has always been mysterious, but it is impossible to live in such a dilapidated hut, you see that there are cobwebs in the corner, this goods are lazier than Zhu Bajie!]

In the setting of the cockfighting platform, the ID will be displayed when the registered user sends a barrage, and the tourist identity is only to send content, and the prefix "Tourist XXXXX" will not be brought as well.

Depend on!

Seeing this, Cui Shicai finally understood a little.

These people who suddenly broke into their live broadcast room seem to have entered the wrong place for some reason. They are not fans of their own, but fans of the recent hot game live streaming player "Monkey King".

It's the same live broadcast platform, Cui Shi has heard the name of "Monkey King", he has been a single monkey for 10,000 years professionally, and he has used a golden hoop stick to create a world, conquering a large number of fans who play games.

Cui Shi has played the game "League of Legends", but he only plays the auxiliary position, and he doesn't get involved much.

"Ahem, listen to me. ”

Since it was a misunderstanding, Cui Shi cleared his throat, picked up the microphone and said, "I'm not the Monkey King, I'm the Great Sage." Maybe the live broadcast platform is malfunctioning, you quit and try again. Of course, I also welcome everyone to come and see often, chat casually, and make friends. ”

The traffic came in, which is a good thing that can't be begged for, Cui Shi also said this jokingly, no matter how many people can pay attention to him because of this accident, there should be more or less increase in popularity.

Maybe from today onwards, "doubles" can become the norm, dozens of people are better than a few.

【Grass!Liar!】

[Deceased Pesticide 123: Paralyzed, I said why is it so obscene, destroying the image of the Monkey King, this Shabi!]

[Let's go, let's go, I'm going to vomit after a few more glances. 】

[This tease is really shameless, I'm embarrassed to keep people, why are you staying, look at your obscene and ugly face?]

[Great Sage, hehe, the cottage makes Lao Tzu want to laugh, don't be embarrassed to rub the heat. 】

Hula, tens of thousands of people walked directly halfway.

Let's go, but the hateful thing is that someone doesn't leave first, so they have to spray a few words viciously to brush up on their sense of existence.

This made Cui Shi very unhappy.

It's not my fault, it's the live broadcast platform that doesn't know what's wrong in the background, why should I be scolded for being so good?

It is also the age of blood and strength, and today in the unit, he was made irritable by a prisoner who was a dead beggar who insisted on adding points and reducing his sentence, and he was sprayed when he went home for entertainment.

I'll go you paralyzed!

"I don't like to stay at speed, I begged you to come in?"

Cui Shi instantly opened the microphone and exploded, anyway, it was the basic popularity of more than a dozen people, and the barefoot ones were not afraid to wear shoes, so what if they fell out.

"It's just the Monkey King, what's the big deal? A bunch of things that have never seen the world! At this time tomorrow, you are not convinced, and you will roll back to me, so that you can see what the real Monkey King is, Monkey King!"