Chapter 2 Under the Five Fingers Mountain, the joke is getting bigger
After venting, Cui Shi directly closed the live broadcast room, saving him from annoyance.
Hehe, tomorrow I guess there will always be someone who is really deceived by himself and waits, I can't play you guys.
The real Monkey King?
Monkey King?
Forget it......
His own game skills, not to mention Monkey King, are not even Bi Ma Wen.
It's blown out, but if you don't have the ability to come back, you should scrap this number, and it's not a big deal.
The next day, when the prisoner finished work late, Cui Shi worked overtime, and it was almost nine o'clock in the evening when he got home, so he threw his coat on the bed, and suddenly remembered the incident in the live broadcast room.
Those keyboard warriors who only hide in the Internet, I have to secretly see what kind of bear the pigeon is released by me.
I'm not in a good mood, it just looks like they can't get used to me, and they can't kill me, which is a bit interesting......
Cui Shi smiled a little and opened the live broadcast room while making noodles.
At this moment, in the vast night sky outside the window, a star that was originally slightly dim suddenly brightened, and a starlight invisible to the naked eye shot straight down, pointing directly at the keyboard in front of Cui Shi.
Shout!
A white light flashed on the keyboard, and in an instant, Cui Shi's whole body was enveloped. If there was a mirror at that moment, Cui Shi would see that he seemed to be an angel bathed in holy light.
Well...... At least the figure is still an angel, but when he descended to earth, his face hit the ground first.
"My laptop keyboard doesn't have a backlight function!"
This was Choi Seok's last consciousness before he fell unconscious.
When I woke up in a daze, I felt as if I had a very heavy quilt on my body, so that I couldn't move my hands and feet.
Cui Shi frowned and struggled hard......
Motionless.
What the heck?
This made him a little panicked, and he opened his eyes in a daze, but it was actually the sun that was dazzling, and it was shining directly on Cui Shi's face without covering it, so that he couldn't see the environment clearly for a while.
What time is it, it's time to take the prisoners to work, right?
Cui Shi didn't want to be late, so he bothered with his hands, but he still couldn't get up at all as if he was fixed on this bed.
The next moment, Cui Shi suddenly felt a spirit all over his body, as if he had been struck by lightning.
Where is the bed? Where is the little room that I am familiar with?
Lofty mountains, green trees and red flowers. From time to time, agile apes can be seen climbing among the trees, and unknown small beasts walking leisurely in the grass.
The woods are full of colorful flowers and plants, bathed in a hazy mist, and even if there is a warm sunshine sprinkled, it seems that it can't penetrate the vast fog like a fairyland on earth. The tall trees seemed to pierce the sky, and the ground was covered with thick thick green moss, and occasionally the feathers of unknown birds and beasts were scattered among them. The mountain and forest scenery full of primitive beauty makes Cui Shi suddenly feel like he is in the vast and distant world.
What is this place?
Cui Shi was amazed, he could hardly imagine that there were such beautiful wonders on the earth now, and he almost forgot his own situation in a trance.
After losing his mind for a long time, he regained a little consciousness, turned his head to look, and was so frightened that his soul was gone!
How can there be any comfortable and light duvet, and what is pressed on your body is actually a towering mountain!
I'll it!
This joke is too big, isn't it?
After Cui Shi got used to the sunlight a little, he saw a translucent light curtain in front of him, which was densely packed with familiar barrage screens.
[Ahhhh Lao Tzu doesn't even accept the wall, uncle obeys you!]
[Brother! From now on, you will be my own brother! Today, I really understand that you are indeed the real Monkey King, not comparable to that little game anchor. γ
[Eight years of Shenkeng: Tsk, this set, this special effects, even this Wuzhi Mountain is a majestic and textured crew, with an investment of hundreds of millions, right?]
[Ask the master to point out where to take the scene, and ask for annual leave to travel in minutes!]
[Annual Leave Travel +1!]
γAnnual Leave Travel +10086!γ
[Little driver: For a joke in the live broadcast, overnight, the Great Sage found such a perfect and atmospheric scene, and played the Monkey King who was subdued under the Five Finger Mountain. What else can I say, my mom asked me why I was kneeling at the computer ......]
[The only strange thing is that since everything else is in place, why are you still wearing a big pants T-shirt, which should at least be a monkey hair.] γ
[yes, and why are you still wearing glasses...... It's too ruined to ruin the three views, what about the good fiery eyes?]
[Hey, Monkey King, why do I have to explain it to you? As far as you see now, let alone a big pants T-shirt, even if you wear a bikini, everyone knows that it is Sun Wukong. It's all fake anyway, the creation of this visual contrast effect, this suspense setting, this combination of myth and reality...... Forget it, you can't understand what we artists talk about too much. γ
[Great! It's not in vain that we waited all night. γ
[Yes, the Great Sage made a covenant last night, but no one appeared, and we were all staring at here with a lot of energy, and I even made up the words to kill the anchor. But who would have thought ...... The Great Sage made such a big battle, it was really 66666!]
[Originally, I thought that the 86 version of "Journey to the West" was already an unsurpassable classic, but when I saw this picture, I was suddenly shaken. Is this a big move made by the cockfighting platform, planning to remake "Journey to the West", and then it was borrowed by the Great Sage, which is a trailer? ]
[Well, the upstairs analysis emperor, it is very possible. I'm not going to school today, I'm on leave, I have to see if there is any Tang Seng later. γ
[Leave of absence, required!]
[If you don't take the exam, you will fail anyway.] γ
[The date has been canceled, let's talk about it another day, now the key is to see how the Great Sage plays next. γ
[Brothers, wait for me, I'll break up first, and then witness the appearance of the new version of Tang Seng with everyone!]
[I feel sorry for your girlfriend, but I lost to Tang Seng. Well, give me her number and I'll comfort her......]
[On the Mao class, I also admit to deducting wages, such a magnificent and majestic Wuzhi Mountain, when the biu bursts open, it must be super shocking, not to be missed!]
[What a sound of biu, it should be a sound of bang!]
γbiuοΌγ
γbangοΌγ
γpengοΌγ
......
looked at this barrage that couldn't stop swiping the screen, and later started chatting and arguing, and Cui Shi fell directly into heavy petrification.
Journey...... Monkey King...... Wuzhi Mountain ......
Go to your sister's remake of Journey to the West, go to your sister's big crew, and go to your sister's strength to play Sun Wukong.
Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on, I thank you for your eight generations of ancestors!
"Let me go back!"
Cui Shi used all his strength to roar hoarsely at the rare birds and beasts that he didn't know at all, towards the red flowers and green grass that were all over the mountains and fields without any pollution, and also towards the mysterious and weird translucent barrage.
[Wowhaha, not bad, good, Dasheng's acting skills are online. γ
[The desperation and helplessness of this monkey are quite well interpreted, professional actors, right?]
[But the lines are a bit problematic, it should be "let me out", which is more in line with the plot, how can it be to let me go back, he refers to going back to Huaguo Mountain?]
I......
Cui Shi looked at these barrages of giggling and praising himself, completely speechless.
By the way, barrage?
Cui Shi suddenly remembered one thing, maybe he could get out of the predicament. If you're doing a live broadcast right now......
"Brothers and sisters, today's live broadcast is over, and we'll see you tomorrow. β
said this sentence in a trembling voice, and the barrage suddenly began to be brushed.
[Don't, this is just the beginning!]
[It's over in a few minutes, and we've been waiting for the night!]
[Don't make trouble, I broke up to watch you perform, you dare to end it early, compensate my girlfriend first. ] γ
[Great Sage, men can't be short......!
And it worked!
Cui Shi was ecstatic to find that although the barrage was full of all kinds of unpleasant emotions, the light curtain gradually faded until it disappeared.
With a flower in front of him, and rubbing his eyes hard, Cui Shi saw a baton placed next to the bed, cheered excitedly, and rushed over to hug it tightly.
"Thank goodness it was just a dream, a terrible nightmare!"